Steven Ho Shows Conan To Fend Off A Mens Room Attack | CONAN on TBS

[Music] again you don't do the Dirty Work another soccer player this is a roaming gang so let's start off of affluence soccer players what and what so so in the very beginning okay in stages number one let's keep our critical distance we don't want to get into the Zone yet right here's where you want to keep the distance right exactly and I noticed in the past you have a very uh duck like sloppy style like this it's okay we've made fun of it in the past but in this situation it's going to help you someone up there laughed really hard a third grade bully is up there so we're so okay so we're going to use your duck slaps that you like I don't call them duck slaps but whatever keep your slow slow keep your lateral Mo movement and then just keep him at Bay keep moving and keep keep him at Bay keep the zone between you don't let him encroach okay so I see him go that's L lateral lateral lateral lateral lateral L I'm going lateral I'm going lateral stop stop stop stop [Applause] okay that was good you use your surroundings I use my surroundings I use the talk show desk cuz when I am a it will be in the studio okay okay so now the next level we've done you done you've done your duck slps you can even add in kicks to the legs if you want to back them up right once he goes in for a big kill then that's when you move in and isolate the weapon away from his other hand right so if you can come in after the fact or you can beat him to the punch and come in this way and again isolate the weapon right so once the weapon is isolated now you have a chance you canro do this to do a sweep right and then he's down like very cool so let's try the whole thing oh that okay with the duck slaps and then when he goes in for the big strike isolate that weapon isolate the weapon okay go there you go lateral lateral big strike Y show big strike [Applause] [Applause] isol [Applause] that looks gross uh okay we got 1 minute left okay so let's tie it together reveal the curtains please okay a public [Applause] restroom we're going to why why are we we're going to use all my techniques why are we doing this in a bathroom it's the most dangerous place to be in especially in the evening because there are no security cameras there are no Witnesses the walls are thick there's only one entrance one exit someone can see you come in and you're usually caught with your pants down you're being serious here bathroom's very dangerous okay so what should I be doing why don't you sit down we're going to put you in the most dangerous situation here okay I'm in all you have is a magazine to read you think it's just a magazine but if you roll it up tightly right it really hurts it hurts what you do that for just to show you the power tell me and I'll understand well it's strong okay yeah okay so you're going to have to figure that out use this as an extension of your hand to your Sloppy Duck techniques okay and action wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait what the hell was [Applause] that W [Applause] man

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Id: Qme5l9H2UIY

Length: 4min 11sec (251 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 14 2012