(audience claps)
- Where's Michelle? - [Michelle] Right here. - Okay.
- Hey Steve. I've been married for 22 years. This is my husband. Wonderful man, love him. But we've had the same
fight for about 20 years. He has a problem where
he thinks that my family is too involved in our personal business. Well, hold on. Why I'm saying that is
well, because I come from a large Hispanic family.
(audience cheers and claps) Yes, I brought 10 of them
from Cleveland with me. (audience laughs)
- Wait, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. All them people that hollered, them your family? - Yeah. (laughs)
(audience cheers and claps) They're all from Cleveland. - [Steve] Mm.
(audience laughs) - Steve, my family's
always been there for me. And my husband comes like,
from a very tight-knit family. And a Boricua family,
it's a little different. So I understand that. I give him the authority in the house. I respect him as the head of the house but I like their input. So sometimes I tell them things and yes, they do some things with us. And so he gets, sometimes,
where he doesn't get mad but he's like, "I need
some personal space." And I'm telling him,
"okay, go to the bedroom. They're coming over."
(audience laughs) And so I don't understand. Do you think he's really
being a little bit overly sensitive when
it comes to my family? - No, I think your
husband is 100% correct. (audience claps)
- No, I don't agree. I don't agree. (laughs)
(audience cheers) - Steve, Uncle Steve, listen, I came here 'cause I've been outnumbered for 24 years. (audience laughs) First of all, let me correct her. We've been together 24 years,
we've never ever had a fight. Now, we've had intense fellowship. (audience laughs) - Yeah.
- But never a fight. Listen, we don't do nothing
without Puerto Ricans. (audience laughs) On our honeymoon, Uncle
Steve, our honeymoon, she brought, yes, she
bought her grand mama. (audience laughs)
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a reason. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold
on, there's more to this. My abuela came, but let me tell you why. We, first of all, we were married. We didn't have any money,
we didn't have nowhere to go and we were just starting off. We didn't have any money-
- We didn't need her grandmama though.
(audience laughs) - My-
- You don't need money to do what you needed to do.
(audience laughs) - Listen, listen.
- That's free. (audience laughs) - This is not, listen, Steve, what happened to happy wife, happy life? He keeps me happy, which he does. He's very good to me. Great man, mentors-
- Talk about me girl. (audience laughs)
Two master's degrees. He's great, he's awesome. It's just this one area that, you know like, my family just,
they're there for us. And he knows that too, right? - They are, listen, they are there for us but some stuff gotta be for us. That's what I'm telling her.
(audience claps) - [Michelle] I don't invite them in bed- - [Steve] But see, hold on. Now, what's your name, Michelle? - Yes?
- Now you seem like you got real nice family. Just let me tell your family something. All your decisions that
you running by them, it's none of their business. (audience claps) - It's none of your business. - Somebody taught me something
that I didn't know before. And when you get married you should form a two-handed circle. And in that two-handed circle is you and the person you married. They told me, Steve, don't
ever let nobody in that circle. Once you let other people in the circle you now have other opinions. And it's tough enough getting
two opinions on the same page. Once you open up and you let
six, seven of 'em in there, you'll never get on the same page. So you should form a two-handed circle. Now, let me ask you a couple of questions. - Yes sir.
- Is he a good man? - [Michelle] Yes he is. - Is he fun to be around?
- Yes. - [Steve] Does he treat you like a queen? - Absolutely. - Are you happy?
- Yes. - Y'all have children?
- Yes, we do. - [Steve] Is he a good father? - Great father. - [Steve] Does he love
them with all his heart? - Yes he does. - Bro, what's your name?
- Jay. - Jay, let me ask you a question, would you die for her?
- Absolutely. - Would you die for your children? - Yes. - Do you know how many
women are looking for that? (audience applauds)
- Absolutely, he's awesome. He's awesome. - And you have him. - I will try to change. We'll try to do, we do date nights but we've like, never
taken a vacation alone because well-
- Never been nowhere alone. - Wait a minute.
- We've been in the room alone, but I mean, they're on the ship- - I'm not even convinced of that either. (audience laughs)
- [Steve] Wait a minute. - So I'll try that, that's my growth plan. - Hey, lemme tell you something, this dude been waiting on this moment. - Somebody to hear me.
- Steve, help me. So like, every time y'all go on vacation it's never by yourself? - It's a Puerto Rican somewhere, with us. (audience laughs) Somewhere, Uncle Steve,
there's a Puerto Rican. (audience laughs) - Michelle.
- I'm gonna try, that's my growth plan. - No, try, what is trying? You can't try, you got to do something. (audience claps) - He owes you, and you owe him. - All right, good talk Steve. Thanks for allowing me
(audience laughs) to have this much stage. - We would go to her, this could be better than
the monologue I wrote. You have a what?
- A flip phone, you know? It's together.
- Yeah, they don't make- - It's from AARP,
(audience chatters and laughs) and you just open it up, and
I've had it for 15 years. - Oh, it's from AARP? - And I've had it for 15 years, I'm 65. - [Audience] Woo.
(audience claps and cheers) - And it's called a Jitterbug? - It's got big numbers. It takes phone calls and I can take pictures
and I can make phone calls. - You get phone calls?
- Yep. - And you can make phone calls? - Yep.
- You can call somebody? - Yep. - What the hell? Have you ever thought, I don't wanna rush you but have you ever thought
about turning it in? - But he's got his regular phone. We bought him a new one this year. This month, before we
went on the vacation. - Oh, you bought him, for you? What'd you buy? - I got an iPhone 6. - [Audience] Woo.
(audience claps) - Six. You bought the new iPhone 6? - Six, well, we're going
on a three-week cruise and I wanted something small that we could take pictures with, that was gonna be good pictures. - Yes ma'am.
- You know, I didn't want- - Let me ask y'all this question, where did y'all find this iPhone 6? - In Manchester, New
Hampshire at Metro PCS. (audience laughs and claps) - Look, just outta curiosity-
- It was $59. - How much?
- $59. - What? (laughs) - And we pay $40 a month. - So $59, they was pretty much, what, was it a sale or something? - Oh yeah, it was a promotion. - Oh, it was a promotion. I can see the promotion now. Hey, you out there,
tired of your Jitterbug? (audience laughs and claps) iPhone has just come out with the brand new six, to you anyway. That's really good. - Well, we wanted it to be able to fit in his pocket because those
other ones were so big that- - Yeah, the TN and all that.
- He wasn't gonna be able to carry it.
- And to take much better pictures than the Jitterbug? - Oh definitely.
- Oh, okay. - And my Microsoft, I have a Microsoft. - Microsoft?
- Surface, I have a Surface, the
computer that's all in one, and I carry that around with me. - A computer that's all in one? - Yeah, I can do
spreadsheets and everything. - I gotta come up there, this is, (audience laughs) I'm love this right here.
(audience claps and cheers) This is so good, man. - [Audience Member] You
gotta have a good phone too. - Stand up, let me let talk
to you 'cause this is good. So now. - I'm very computer literate. - You're computer literate, so- - But I couldn't figure out why anybody needed a phone to do everything
my computer could do, that I carry in my little bag? - Can you talk on your computer? - Can I talk? No, I can email. - That's what the phone is for. - I can do FaceTime-
(audience laughs) - Oh, you can FaceTime, Skype?
- And I Skype and all that kinda stuff.
- Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am.
- But I can't do it with my little phone. - Yeah, I got the iPhone 10 now. - 10?
- Mm hm, I just got that last week. - Where does that fit? (audience laughs) - I have people, they carry if for me. - Oh, they carry it for you.
(audience laughs) (Steve laughs)
(audience claps and cheers) That's how you do it? - But now, let me ask you something, have you thought about those
since y'all got the six? What has the six allowed you to do that the jitterbug don't? - Oh, like I said, we
took beautiful pictures on our three-week cruise down in South America-
- Where'd y'all go? - Went to South America-
- On a cruise? - Went through the Panama Canal. - Really?
- We took off from New York. We live in New Hampshire. - Who'd you go-
- This time we went on Norwegian. We like go with the best.
- Oh, Norwegian. I went on the Norwegian, cruising. I almost killed myself.
(audience laughs) - Why? - 'Cause they had napkin folding. - Oh yeah, they did
that, and we did origami. Origami. - Yeah, then they had ribbon tying and how to make scarf bowls. - Did you try the Bingo? - Did I try to play Bingo? Well I'm-
- I was one number away from $3,000.
- Whoa. - Girl, shut your mouth. (audience laughs and claps) - The very next, I got up there, I had one number left, I stood up, and the very next sub number they called, the guy behind me said Bingo.
- Bingo. I didn't try Bingo. You know, I'm more of
a dice man, in Vegas. - Oh, I'm a slot machine person. - Have you been to Vegas? - We're going to Vegas
next, for five days. We're here for the week. - Where y'all going in Vegas? - We're going to the Treasure Island, (Steve laughs)
(audience chuckles) because it came-
(audience laughs and claps) Well, the last time we were
there we stayed at Luxor, and then another time-
- Now the Luxor, they've changed that now.
- Yeah, I know. - That's a big Egame
and sports complex now. - Yeah, that's why we didn't, the last time we went to Circus Circus. - I've been to Circus Circus years ago. They had the big thing in the middle where the motorcycle riders rode around. And then they had-
- No, we had trapeze. - Yeah, that ain't what I
go to Vegas for. (laughs) The trapeze, yeah, I'm out there trying to shake 'em loose for a couple hundred thousand. - Oh no, I do 20 at a time. - 20 what?
- $20. (Steve laughs) - Hold on. Wait, hold on, wait a minute, hold on. You my favorite, you my favorite person. I'm not lying to you. (audience claps)
This woman right here. You know what I'm gonna do for you? What's your name? - Donna Blaze. - Donna Blaze, sit down I think, tell you something real nice. Y'all going to Vegas? - Yep.
- When y'all leaving? - Um, Saturday afternoon.
- Saturday afternoon. - We're taking the bus. - You're gonna take the what? - We're taking the bus.
(audience chuckles) - [Audience] Mega Bus. - Whatever bus. - Okay, okay. Here's what I'm gonna do. If you want to.
- I'll do anything for you. - I'm gonna fly you to Vegas. - [Audience] Woo.
(audience cheers and claps) - [Steve] I'm gonna get
you first class tickets. - [Audience] Woo.
(audience cheers and claps) - I'm gonna fly y'all to Vegas. We're going to get you a
suite at Harrah's, Las Vegas. You can go out there and
play at Harrah's, Las Vegas, where you'll find newly
renovated rooms and suites, along with headliner shows,
thrilling casino action and world class dining options. - [Audience] Woo.
(audience cheers and claps) - All located in the
center of Las Vegas Strip. And I'm gonna give you $5,000. - [Audience] Woo.
(audience cheers and claps) - You better go. (laughs) Yeah, y'all have a good time. - It's our 45th wedding anniversary. - It's your 45th wedding anniversary? - That's why we're doing all this. - Well, "The Steve Harvey Show," we're gonna fly you first class. - Wow!
- Gonna put you in a suite at Harrah's, I'm gonna give you $5,000. Don't worry about that
20, gamble hard baby. Shake them up.
(audience cheers and claps) We'll be right back.
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