Steve Irwin on Conan, funny.

we're back ladies and gentlemen hundreds of millions 50 billion people around the world watch my first guest risking his life on the Crocodile Hunter diaries his latest show the new breed vets is coming to Animal Planet early next year please welcome be always energetic Steve Irwin oK you've got so much this guy has so much pepped most celebrities I meet them like over there you were here before I could get around the desk coming at me just like this this is what I see just camera one I just see the seu coming right at me with your hand you're fast you're quick you're energetic I love you you might I can't wait to get in there shake it it don't get anywhere okay now let's settle down now alright so now you just did the everyone settle down I'll clean the show up it's the last thing I do first of all you are so lucky because you did the Macy's Day Parade today first parade it your first parade ever and it's waiting yeah you've been watching the Queenie to their way the whole time poppy you're so lucky because you you're always wearing the shorts yeah it's often like I'm glad you're excited about it but you know it's often 15 degrees or 20 degrees here on Thanksgiving today you lucked out it was a balmy 60 degrees and garden the Sun popped up for about a thirty seconds come on just straight fruit in between the skyscrapers in that big cloud that seems to be hanging around there right right so it popped out so so you got very lucky did you enjoy doing the parade you have a good time I did there was more than the Sun that popped that might this is my first parade right we're dinkum uh what is that uh forget it you could the story true story true story on the bride I'm like a head and as the you are the people get excited yeah I felt like a rocks on my guy and this Sheila just go yeah like this no without it no Bari and then these two she just did it yes yes you wait wait first a woman flashed you yeah and then two guys did to Oaks yeah yeah down the pride a bit further right right it's not supposed to it's for me it's this isn't Mardi Gras it's no no this is not supposed to be like that yours not supposed to be any flashing and then a sees Thanksgiving Day Parade well the NYPD was like you know there was there was them and she was like right behind them and they just came right out was like wait yeah yeah I'm glad they're they're protecting you yeah from the pretty girls prints yeah don't worry we've got it under control couple wives you did good for you yeah now that's not normal in the present normally happened there's a lot of exposure and stuff going on Central Park all the time but the parade is usually a is is usually a family kind of event it's not like that what about thought yeah now um I don't know if this is true but I've heard that on your show you've told the cameramen on your show that God forbid it ever happens but should you ever get into real trouble and an alligator starts to eat you or kill you you've told them keep rolling casual lutely that's the number one rule I mean Nathan should number one goal be see if I can be saved no and that number two if I can't then keep shooting my number one rule kind of is keep that camera rolling even if it's shake you're slightly out of focus I don't give a rip if it's big big old alligators chewing me up mate I want to you know I want to go down and go crikey just before I die and then did anyone and everyone we get eaten by a crocodile right now that's very important you really want the last shot on the last show to be you saying crikey as your head is swallow ultimate for me yeah be funny then play it backwards and you pop out and go rewrite oh that will add a pop regurgitation yeah that's the sequel that's how you getting back yeah you everyone knows that you work with with with Gators yeah Crocs you call him that cause your eyes yeah I don't know the difference but anyway um you also have in your zoo you have two giant pythons yes things are very dangerous are they not absolutely the the longest snake space do you ever give an answer that's like I mean is the reticulated - the last safe species now are you prepping me up - sorry a little sluggish earlier but there's this good clock okay so the longest snake species in the world is reticulated pythons and they averaged killing and eating one person per year so they're quite a pretty exciting snake right really exciting these are the giant pythons of the world and they can strip their price I think Kuragin squeeze the air or what area okay now what's that have you ever been in dire emergency or danger with one of these pythons yeah tell me one got you trying to settle down let's not worry this is exactly what we need back up again how's this how's it get some coffee into this guy Coffee Mike you wanted coffee would be insane he could stretch you to a rocket and you'd go to the moon yeah like exercise nonetheless I'm working at the zoo we've got this Python 24 feet in length and and there was no one else was really early in the morning my dad was on a field trip so I go in with my pooper scooper I see the poo in the back of the cage well you clearly after you have a pooper scooper they could use for doggy you a giant Python a big spoon a big spoon pooper scooper look at shovel neck is here a big snake big boot yeah I do I go into the booth of the scoop the poop yeah she goes from the from the corner like this thing's got a sick foot strike range okay well way around me now luckily the pooper scooper I'm in the pooper scooper which was we're stuck in here and she fully just strangles me like right around well hold on we're down with a pooper scooper for history the worst thing about it yeah and not kidding okay so that's good right you're right so you're in trouble it's squeezing the dog cuz every time I breathe out she squeezes up a bit more and I'm like getting shorter for a short bit so I thought alright I don't want to die in here with the pooper scooper so I rolled out of the cage and as I started to walk this snake weren't there to lead animal and constricted my fix enough like a little stiff like this men were faint I fall over and now I'm really close to dead next thing I hear the gate rattle and it's my mum she's down to work I don't wait ma-mutt it's muffled you guys be right there son baby here right right right so she takes her time opens the entrance and then she's over the where here is she goes to the reticulated python cage looks at the blood cuz all his blood flows out from the teeth gotta like teeth and for is the blood trail in here more like that trying to keep air coming in when she grabbed like the last part of his tail and peeled it all slowly and because I mean that's how you do it you grab it by the tail well yeah yeah how does that what's the locking device ready there might is so strong like incredibly strong like squeeze the living daylights look to your eyes pop so the tile seems like literally a button at the tail that you hit pushing just goes all right now it says in case of emergency there's no ejection button now you got to grab the tile that's what locks all the coils together and then peel it off your mom sounds like a real I mean my mother wouldn't be able to do that you know your mother went in there and ran unwrapped a giant Python beside of my why and see if you're elected she then like throw it against a wall and pick you up and run to the hospital nah it makes a better story oh wow incredible you've been bitten many times by these snakes and you actually that would mate when they take bites you it's not just the venom that can hurt you is that right I mean the venom is very dangerous but the teeth I mean they're very sharp well these pythons that we're talking about they got a couple of hundred teeth in the middle Sharpeville of hundred yeah Wow yeah like 50 top and bottom both sides and they're really sharp really long and recurved so when they strike and hit they're hitting something like you know heavily furred heavily feathered and I saw those teeth just penetrate and once they strike then they go into that killer mode restriction right we don't want them with thermals up okay man as he's a break a world record 33 crocodiles in 14 days I caught last month and while I was up there um I grabbed this croc and a death roll it broke this little finger here and dislocated my my wrist and break the what a cool way to get it I mean everyone else is like yeah I fell off my inline skates you excite Nate what happened I had a croc in a devil yeah your stories are so much better than everybody else's stories up my mousepad flipped over and I got it and I just didn't go and the tricks still in there she's good you've got a Python tooth in your she's gonna feel it in my thumb if you push No yes that that's that thing pick my face sorry right yeah I'm still with Jude Law now now you actually here's the surprise part today you've actually brought one of these amazing creatures with you today and we're gonna bring it out right now one of them you're just get out in the world we're just gonna we have a slingshot this gonna throw it into the crowd yeah fight it no I'm gonna use the hammer yeah yeah I want to help oh my god got it you type that in my let's get it together first right what do I do in this is walking here they order would parrot yeah yeah he would fellas ex real technical talk fellas don't let it go it'll kill us all you're right when he's doing he's on he's killing that guy way to get him in again no don't know what do we did we have to help him yeah if your eyes coming back this way she got my arms s'alright you okay buddy he's always out popping yet Mike so we're right okay that's the locking device so what they do is they wrap around fergus's Bloodgood wrapper Andy he's coming back this way there's a chance oh he's going out of it this there to go I got this part right here oh yeah all right what do we wear how do you what are you doing with the head I'm trying to get the head in there you are so unprofessional this is unbelievable you don't want to it's okay that's good let's do sweat guard let it go it's a sock walk away from that let's all go over here so incredible that's nice got some stick Edna yeah aha Oh die fighting there I have a quiz it biting you or your okay these why do you three do this for a living you guys alright hey there life well a clue how to handle them if everyone comes back alive might with done edge oh very nice alright that's the glamour what's the length of that snake by the way um just drive 22 feet in over 200 pounds right could it well if it crush me to death would it then swallow me and eat me or it's not that kind uh it is swallow you ready right so you see that snake with the outline of my body in it actually let the outline of my pompadour

Channel: Retro Fan

Views: 1,169,968

Rating: 4.9382377 out of 5

Keywords: Steve Irwin, Conan O' Brian, Crocodile Hunter, Funny

Id: pdpUNs_KckI

Length: 12min 33sec (753 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 25 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

Here's another interview of Steve Irwin on Conan https://youtu.be/GikSBlvCRz0

[u/DangitDale]

Great video. Makes me miss the guy even more.

[u/__konrad]

And a big snake crushing Conan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZyH2_ujbuM