Our first guest is one of
the funniest guys I know. He has his own talk show,
game show, radio show. Please welcome my very
busy friend, Steve Harvey. [AUDIENCE APPLAUSE] Ellen, how are you? Steve, I'm so happy to
see you and talk to you. How have you been? Hey, I'm doing good. You're one of my favorite
people on planet Earth and so I just want to start
by saying that I love you. I love you too, Steve. Back at ya. I just-- I miss you. I haven't seen you in ages. Yeah, I know. That's why I have
like a special studio that I can do this in now
because I'm a Zoom specialist. And so I've started
putting my name up on the screen for any White
people that might think I'm Wayne Brady. [LAUGHTER] That's smart, very smart. How's your wife, Marjorie? Oh, she's doing great. We're surviving COVID
like everybody else, but she got out this year. She's getting out. My wife's active. Yeah, she was-- tell
everybody what you did. You've been married
almost 14 years, tell everybody what
you did to surprise her for Valentine's Day. OK. Well, my wife went to Aspen
because she's a skier, and I'm not. And she went to Aspen and
it was Valentine's Day, and she was telling me she
wanted me to come and I said, well, I can't. I'm working. And that didn't fly too
well because Valentine's is on a Sunday. So I just kept telling her
I wasn't going to come, I was going to buy something
really nice instead. I was going to get a purse. And she said, I don't want
a purse, I want my husband. And I told her I couldn't come. And so she was really sad. Her girlfriend called me and
told me, Marjorie's really sad. And I said, OK. So I made arrangements and I
flew in, and I surprised her. She was at a restaurant
but it just so happened, she didn't know I was coming. And I walked in and I surprised
her, and then she surprised me. She jumped on me. I really wasn't ready for that. [LAUGHTER] I was a little bit-- I tried to pat her like, hey,
baby, that's enough but-- [LAUGHTER] She thought she's-- she thinks
she's one of the grandkids so I held her. It was a great moment for her. I got a lot of brownie
points for that one. Yeah, I bet. That was really sweet of you. Now, you said she's a skier. Have you ever-- do you ski? No, I snowboarded, but
that was years ago. My snowboarding career ended. I had just-- I bought
this new snowboard and I was learning how to leaf
my way down the hill, side to side, facing
down the mountain. And I finally learned-- my sons encouraged me to start
doing S turns down the mountain and I'm going-- and
when you make an S turn, your back is down the hill. And I lost my balance in that-- what they call an edge. And I was going so fast
I thought I had it. I was in the air so
long, at one time, I was in the air and I actually
said, this is bull-bull-[BLEEP].. That's how long
I was in the air. I had time to analyze how
much trouble I was in. I hit the ground so hard
and my son skied up to me because they're stupid, and they
slammed on the brakes, which covered me with more snow. And I got up I'm in severe pain,
I'm trying to make sure I'm OK, but all I wanted to do was
get off this snowboard. So I unclipped it. And I didn't know that
when you unclip it, your snowboard
doesn't stay with you. It's not like your dog. It just went straight down the
hill and it's gaining speed, I'm watching it go. So the rescue skiers saw
me, it was a bad fall. They came and got me up. And they recognized
me said, Mr. Harvey, we'll take you back
up the hill and you will take the ski chair down. I said, no, I'm not
going back up the hill. I'm going down the hill. [INAUDIBLE] well, how are
you going to get down? I'm going to walk. And so I walk down the hill and
there was a guy standing there with my board. And that was a long walk down. I never saw the board
again and he said, well, you're the only
go on the mountain without skis or a snowboard. This must belong to you. And so he handed it to me. I got a cigar, some
cocoa, and that was the end of my snowboard career. That was it. That was it. Never again. Were you hurt? I mean, did you get-- you weren't hurt
badly, were you? I was hurt bad enough
to never do it again. Aha, OK. Yeah. I was just-- I was probably 58
when that happened, I'm 64 now. I've calculated the years. That fall today, I'll be dead
so I don't do it anymore. Every year, every fall worsen. So if you're getting up there
and you're 60, try not to fall. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God, that's hilarious. Yeah, I've never
skied in my life. I've never done
anything like that. And now, it's way too
late because I'm 63. So I just-- I give up. Hey-- Ellen, you ain't
missing nothing. No, I know. I-- You ain't missing nothing. Everybody I know falls and
they look-- they messed up. Yeah. The whole trip is shot. Yeah. No, I'm with you. I'll just sit in with some
cocoa or something like that. Hey, so your youngest daughter
is dating Michael B. Jordan. I actually knew that was
happening a while ago because Michael B. Jordan
texted me and asked Portia and I to help him to
surprise her for her birthday, to get horses for them
to go riding, and which-- and I thought, isn't
he the greatest-- he's just the greatest
guy, isn't he? You know what, I have
tried not to like him. I have tried to find
something wrong with him that I could dig in and go-- because I done got rid of
all of them, all of them. Someone just snuck in
the back door on me and lasted a lot longer
than I wanted to. But this guy is such
a good guy, man. He is one of the
nicest guys, man. I met his father. I've sat up with him,
we've talked for hours. I just can't find
nothing wrong with him. I'm hoping to. Between me and you--
well, this ain't nothing between me and you. Hell, we on TV. I'm hoping this
last because this is a really, really good guy, man. And I can't whoop
him [INAUDIBLE] Yeah. Most guys I say I can jump
on them and take them out, but he just looks like a real
ass whooping in the making so I'm just hoping they make it. No. I hope it lasts too but
he seems crazy about her because he's not really
settled down like this before, and he was so determined
to find the right horse, to have a romantic
date with her. And I just-- I've loved
him for a long time. And so I'm happy for you. I think you're going to have-- I think you'll have him
in your life for a while. He's a good guy. Oh God, let's hope so. All right, Steve,
we're taking a break. More with Steve after this. Hi, I'm Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel so you can see more
awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared
or saying embarrassing things, like ball-peen hammer, and
also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities, if
you're into that sort of thing. [SCREAMING] God.
