Stephen Fry Shares His Rebellious Years 😈 | The Big Narstie Show

foreign [Music] hello baby hello baby [Applause] hello baby hello baby hello hello [Applause] [Music] yeah yeah they're generous you know hi Mom big nasty shows been nominated for a bathroom award yeah you hear me now this way is so powerful yeah and two things first thing I in a Ross clock comedian I'm just a real guy on TV so the fact that I'm even in this position like you've got Frank's highly but I give the public a major thank you because without you guys nothing would be guanine so God bless all of you your word is for all of us directly from let's welcome and make some noise for my main side dish [Applause] because when we went to the RTS you was wearing this by a navy blue you know I mean you gotta get a suit bruh I'm gonna do the truest thing they've ever seen in there like yeah yeah I'm gonna wear yeah Air Force once yeah I'm Gonna Roll Up one trouser leg they might even get a hold of your son and a fisherman's hat yeah I know because it's the bastards yeah big that is the Baptist you know yeah because it's the Masters give me a close-up on the camera I'm gonna wear nine chains [Applause] bye we got the old school General man like Ian right Ian right I am on the doorway to fame this question cannot lie bringing Tory Lanez and you don't know my voice is hello hi when the cupboards flash I'm gonna have a special guest and he is a rash Clark G his name is Stephen Fry please welcome to the stage Stephen friend [Applause] thank you very very much a TV makes you look short you're [ __ ] tool in it yes and I'm [ __ ] fat as well yes but your room is completely Square whereas I'm sort of more of an oblong turbulent and troubled teen uh uh Mr Nasty I'll be honest with you he's expressing himself I went on a kind of borrowed credit card spree what job did you go the jail was called tuckle Church which sounds like it sounds sounds like it's not they play tennis actually but I think it was closed down because it was a violent place when I was there was a young offenders institution okay um and because I was young I was 17 18. that's why we ask you what was the most exact like because you went for fraud so like was it just an accumulation of fraud or was it like a big purchase from I I had stolen these credit cards and I'd gone all over England uh staying in hotels buying suits Talented Mr Ripley basically unfortunately I got away without the actual jail time but I was there for oh a month or so because I was on remand um I've been at a boarding school since the age of seven so prison was a breeze you know I did myself I fought the show because my biggest view is yeah man now there's a word yeah it's for the guys yeah oh yeah I mean in the gentleman oh I see right we're going to do this one for the gentlemen what what what what yeah yeah so the highest rate is going to show you this is the most watched free in all the prisons yeah I beg you look at the camera too yeah and see free the Bros this is for the mandem yeah [Applause] um well we can't free all of the demanding some of them yes I like swearing I think swearing is very important sometimes you gotta load up the swear words though oh yes yeah because there's some words I don't use but when I'm really angry you have a load up a word you know that's the best time you know back in the day I got a 90s car because now you got cars here you [ __ ] call you like yeah right yeah absolutely right yeah some words are used in popular in popular everyday speech without people knowing that they're actually swear words okay and an example would be poppycock it actually means something it means it means soft [ __ ] and we turned it into poppy [ __ ] as if it's the lightest as you said most middle class thing for uh nonsense oh what poppy cop but that's it means what do you mean I can't get my waitrose points exactly okay well very nice makeup girls in the in the uh um one of them one of them had I have to say to one of them I could smell her Panini across the room [Applause] yeah smell what it was oozing with cheese [Applause] Italian word for a flat sandwich can somehow in the wrong context sound indescribably rude a very good Shakespearean one that has such good Rhythm that it still sounds good it's to say to someone you bastard son of a mongrel [ __ ] oh that's that's Shakespeare isn't that a good one you bastard son of a mongrel [ __ ] yeah it just comes off the tongue can beat that my mom's the one because [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you heard [Applause] my mother is watching this oh dear I didn't even catch what he said but you know what he's about with a manga you're sitting here you was doing lines in Buckingham Palace yeah do you know how gaster is not something I'm proud of and I it was foolish I mean in one of my volumes of autobiography I I thought I I wanted to explain what an addiction or a dependency Like Cocaine addiction is like in as much as wherever you are you just have to have it on you and and I'm Queen is watching it's losing it I'm not here uh was worse than that because usually usually you go into the men's lavatory and there's a there's a sit down one you go in and you chop up on the seat or on the cistern or somewhere you can or you take out a phone or whatever it is but it I was having lunch with this Member of Parliament I said where's the men's room and he pointed me around the corner I went in and as I went in I realized it was a it was a urination Place only there were only stand-up stalls there were no so there was a little piece of porcelain just along with the you know the bits where you stand that are separated like that so I started chopping up on this and then two MPS came in so I was putting my hand over it like that and just sort of pretending to pee and they were chatting to me because they so what are you doing here oh just having lunch with her whoever it was a few minutes [ __ ] off you hobby [ __ ] yeah anyway but I you know I regretted in as much as there were many years where I think damn I could have sort of worked harder instead of going to bed at four and lying there wide-eyed and dripping nose for two hours before sleep but I through my 20s and 30s this bipolar disorder in my brain was getting worse and worse now if for some child for some reason you find yourself getting depressed for no reason and you haven't been diagnosed with a mental illness the thing is to reach out to something that will numb any pain you feel of course in the end they just pile up the biggest k-hole the biggest crash you could ever come to and you have to face the fact that it's actually something inside you that needs to be addressed something serious and and the drugs are getting in the way of it but but I I do think in the case of things like cannabis it's absurd that it's that it's criminalized absolutely it's Madness absolute Madness but now Stephen you've been on a lot of stuff like a black adult UI as well uh you also narrated uh some of the Harry Potter novels as well yes I did yes yes all of them yes so like the people I often recognize you in the most like randomness of places because of your voice and stuff yes a whole generation since the books came out uh some of them have listened to them and a man not long ago pointed at me across the street and shouted my children go to bed with you I like it no can you put it another way you've got a mad relaxing Voice still it's like imagine was getting pulled over by a fence I must say rockers man's looking at five cars what am I gonna do with this thing here and he just came out in the air like it's okay [Laughter] it's gonna be nothing wrong you got a very convincing voice well thank you I think I thank you um it might suggest that I'm a bit unreliable that I could persuade you with something that wasn't true and I wouldn't want it but it will sound true because the way you're saying it like tell me I like that right now that's the actual lie I think didn't you actually despite what you read brexit is going really well [Applause] what was your first TV appearance well my very first TV appearance was a university challenge I'm embarrassed to say oh no no no wasn't I thin is it okay there we are we were just past the worst air period in British history but it was still pretty Grim what year is this uh this would be 1980 I guess I'm 79 or 80 or something like that it looks smart though IQ in it well reasonable I think yes yes quite High I heard that you could have been like immenser and stuff yeah yes I did when I was a teenager you're asking the wrong man I'm afraid uh that that particular Avenue of uh of sexual exploration was closed off to me by birth people argue about when people discover that they're gay and my my line is always that uh it was actually at Birth as I dropped out of my mother I looked back up and said that's the last time I'm going up one of those [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] our TV change since that time because that is that's like how what yeah we were in the studio this very Studio doing blackout that was 1980 as I say but a bit later I did my first thing after University I was in this Comedy Club at University with my friend Hugh Laurie and Emma Thompson also the actress we're all University together oh there we are because Evans that's me on the right looking smug as always so yeah television then was very different we did back out of here and the next it was on a Sunday and in the next Studio they used to do um Only Fools and Horses we used to meet in the uh in the Tea Bar and moan about our audiences because in those days audiences were awful unlike here where they're almost uniformly attractive intelligent alert perceptive and laughing all the time yes I don't know listen even did an amazing life you did massively intelligent guys so it's time for your Ghetto Story run oh yeah these are survival stories [Music] [Music] hold it down blood right in the wing true Grand hit shows [Applause] Make some noise for a real true guy yeah [Music] [Applause] hey [Music] hey hey we'll be joined by Ian Wright tweet us and don't forget to use the hashtag the big nasty show [Applause] [Music] welcome back welcome back the cupboard is lighting up now so that means we've got to guess who's going to join us on the couch let's see who's coming out of cupboard [Applause] good man how you keeping Bobby okay [Applause] yeah it's brilliant brilliant I feel fantastic right now I've got to say though I was in the in the room and announced a couple of cans but seriously there's not literally only two cans of drink in my fridge bro yeah what you never know yet I didn't have nothing in there yeah what do you drink we'll get it for you you're eating right vodka and tonic yeah right please they're gonna get you know there's one Runner questions six [Applause] who's the best player you played with Dennis Burke yes I've never seen anything yeah I remember the first time um we we shared a room together this first night and I remember he disappeared into the bathroom I mean I'm sitting there in just my my vest man came out the bathroom in full pajamas and slippers but what it kind of said to me is that this guy's about um how he carries himself and yeah how he's prepared and now he's ready so the next week I went to German streets is yasso and Turnbull the best pajama place in London in German Street hey man I've got a pit I got I must have bought about seven pairs of pajamas so like so what happened was is that so the next week when I went in and I came out he said yes okay so the week after so then in the end we ended up both of us had about [ __ ] 40 pairs of pajamas because we're going to the bathroom come out and see what a man's wearing it yeah a drink you know it was about current time from IG come on Nick thanks cheers you see like your error football I think it was like I'd say the last air football way it seemed it seemed like you guys were still having fun it's not as fun now I think especially me as a young black boy growing up watching this football and I'm like right this guy is really expressing himself he's really like he's laughing he's always celebrating his goals and he had the gold teeth as well yeah she's like right this guy's from the ends but he's got a good two flat how do you feel about modern footballers now modern day football is dealing with a whole different kind of um kind of vibe in respect to the social media and everything what he's got to do and how he has to tread kind of lightly with what he's saying you gotta understand that everybody's got an opinion on what you do everybody can reach you instantly and say something about how you've played or what you've got to do and not sure how to deal with the pressure of being a top footballer in the current climate it's too much what's your view about his current controversy about you know Sterling and Rose and the appalling racist abuse they they get in particularly in Eastern Europe yeah said you all for the instant walk-off you know just get off the page but the thing about it is is that you know we're still talking about instant walk-off where you know how many years we've been talking about instant women nobody walks off but the fact is is because the the punishment in respects of black players being racially abused um in eastern on the Eastern wherever it is and here yeah oh yes forget that change has to come from the authorities they don't do enough they don't ban they've got closed down stadiums you know players shouldn't have to walk off a football pitch they should be protected by the powers that be a pleasure enough to walk off a football pitch because he's on this player yeah I've got a voice in my head doing these [ __ ] work that's what I'm doing hello welcome Winston who should take us [Applause] I want you to hear Winston's West yeah and just say hello to my region Winston you want me to say yeah but you don't foreign [Applause] [Applause] because he's asleep well you don't want a guy in there you know bro but uh Ian you also had your as a footballer you also had your own Friday Night Show didn't you back in the day yeah did you the right what was that like that was wicked man because like when I first stopped when I stopped playing they said that they wanted me to do something um which would kind of like cater to my my personality so this is what when they started to do the Friday night it's all right it's just like Brent I thought that's what Telly was going to be like all the time talking to some unbelievable people you know I mean it was just like it was instead you've gone down to this [Applause] I have actually been off already you know offered talks to to do it and and I'm not sure I'm not sure I'd be very good at asking questions I you know I might just uh I might freeze I don't know I've never really big man you just let's swap places you come over Rick I'm sure today does it mean I have to call you cuz yeah you look look so you look swag yes explain to this batty boy if you could foreign [Applause] [Applause] footballers you like quite a few of them I believe are fond of the game of golf I am yeah yeah I love the game of golf I love FIFA I don't play FIFA you're probably you probably would it's something that I live my life for FIFA no the only one that has a fat kid FIFA is my world but you're good at people yeah all the stuff I want to do in real life I can do on the pad before we could have a competition to see to see the ball the furthest are you up for that yeah where's it it's time for that's a par [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome to that's a part we're going to take it in turns to hit a ball as hard as we can and then we're gonna find out who hits it the furthest so Ian you're up first okay yeah so I'm gonna get this is the ball guys I'm gonna Place her hair Arsenal's Tiger Woods it this jacket's restrictive Broadway man's getting taken up the jacket let's go into the bunker that's rubbish 100 oh [ __ ] he won maybe you're nervous enough to hold my jacket no problem thank you is that right I'm left-handed I apologize in advance I really really can't do this hit the thing but they're talking about Jesus [Laughter] oh dear 43. there you are that's where I wanted to go thank you very much sir thank you so much I think I'm Nick on the other side are you next one it's embarrassing [Laughter] into the woods into the sand look 104 man wow three figures that's what I [ __ ] do [ __ ] okay nasty you're up I'm not getting back behind that 195 to beat I think oh [Applause] is this the problem you see how I guess they was we're not exploded [ __ ] lemon man you're a hater anymore 195 to beat [Applause] our fourth most tight jeans [Music] right you won he wants to the break well we'll be joined by Tory Lanez on.com and don't forget to do the hashtag the big Nazi show [Applause] [Music] thank you for coming foreign Mo can I can I just say something yeah yeah man you know when a brother that looks like me yeah comes out of an entrance yeah where there's smoke coming out yeah Hey Brother me that's all I want to say that Jack is locked though that looks like that Jackie and Captain hookwood is that three people in it bro [Applause] so what brings you out here to the UK um I'm on tour right now um assassination vacation tour with Drake [Applause] came back no no we don't even talk about that do you want to explain the 10K bet for us to anyone that doesn't yo so I was like 16 years old I had ten thousand dollars don't ask me how I got the money I put a picture of all my favorite rappers and you know Drake was the most popping at the time of course still even to this day so on on the list I said yo listen um I I like all these rappers on this list uh you know I mess with all these artists I think they're all great but um Drake I got ten thousand dollars here right now that says you know you can't come to wherever I'm at listen to my music and dislike my music like there's no possible way that you could hear my music and dislike it if you could dislike my music I'll give you my last ten thousand dollars that's all I had to my name yeah bro you know what I mean and that's really what it was but you know you look back at it later in life it's like what was the point of that I could have just probably if I could have reached out to somebody from management or something like that you know been in the smart way but whatever you know but she was 16 you had ten thousand dollars [Laughter] [Applause] we have absolutely met before let me set the scene for you all right I had my three-year-old son four years old at the time on my shoulders okay come out of a Sneaker Convention I've just seen you actually oh I'm like you know what he is a funny guy naturally funny guy let me go show him some love right so I'm running down now I want to take a picture with him I want to see The Vibes I get there I say nasty bro you're a funny Geezer can I take a picture with you before you got a chance to answer one of his Entourage jumps out from the back of a skip yeah if you want a picture like that yeah we have to pay for it I said okay that's pretty standard procedure I said how much do I have to pay he goes two pound fifty two pounds fifth I was like what do you mind trying to Pat in a bus fare home I get a photo right had my son on my shoulders remember this yeah he says to your cuss you mind if I born this in front of little man to which my answer was yeah why not do you remember this oh I think he might have caught me one of my high days I'm floating from society so what because uh mellack moving is back for series two uh for those who haven't seen it um can you tell us a little bit what it's about yeah so it Chronicles the uh the life of a inner city bromelad um who takes care of his little sister to parents sign around and he's accompanied by the very talented Mr tezilius and talu Lopez as uh Nate as well and it's just it's a unique story bro it's from Inner City Birmingham it's filmed in Birmingham which was very important to me you very rarely see uh Brum represented on television especially in a comedy format um and we also filmed in small Heath as well so telling a working class story a real working class story in the place it was set means a lot and it's gone down so well man is God's based on real life uh listen I don't want to say how autobiographical it is because they want to go to prison but yeah there's no limits okay there's there's elements there bro look at the end of the day for me what's really important when I used to watch TV that was about areas like this whether it be London or birming or whatever I always used to like be able to smell the Eaton writer and how to go eat you know what I mean sorry but I used to be able to smell like that and I wanted to see the the reality of it and I think so important in comedy and drama whatever it is that working-class people white black and Asian should be telling their own stories so I'm very grateful that I've had the opportunities [Applause] anything big um I got an all Spanish project coming out it's like predominantly Spanish um I got the chixtape five which is like all r b stuff and then I'm gonna drop like a real like all-around album hey Mr Right you release the train as well well you know I don't like talking about it yeah but it's not bad but it's it's not bad it just goes nuts like sweet 16. Stephen you got a [ __ ] tour you're coming up tomorrow though too imagine him bringing you out with his voice I bet you could give a toilets a great intro because that I do enjoy using it but not not musically or I've done you know that camera five and then let's say imagine he's gonna come out you know hello Dad are you ready londoners pull back your ears you are about to be treated to the most remarkable sounds that have ever penetrated the air of man they come from the one the only the simply as glorable Tory Lanez [Applause] on everything on everything I love once he said pull your ears back Hey Stephen what's your favorite music no well I have to be dead for at least 200 years usually um things I was cursed by Nature the universe whatever um with having no ability to express myself musically in the form of dance I don't throw shapes in in any way except to make people laugh in howl with derisive laughter and and and I love listening to music right here thank you and I like um there we are you see this is all working it's all going together very good this is what I've spent my life running away from everybody I'll bring you flowers [Applause] where we'll be joined by little Sims tweet us and don't forget to use the hashtag the big nasty show [Applause] [Music] [Applause] welcome back welcome back to the show The Cupboard is lighting up so that means we gotta guess who's gonna join us let's see who's coming out of cupboard is Lucy [Applause] [Music] [Applause] congratulations on the album thank you flowers man thank you how's it going you enjoying success and stuff I'm trying to what's new um I'm on a big nasty show [Laughter] mad that's the middle of some real [ __ ] Legends are you watching Graham Norton [Applause] welcome to the show the little Sims how has things changed for you since you know the success of music and stuff like that not much I'm Still Still me still going Tesco get my meal deal some big concerts coming up you're playing Coachella yeah the last Embry guys give up for that man that means you'll be able to move from Tesco to Sainsbury's to waitrose Marks and Spencers and Harrods Harris no but I have my first retail job yeah in a place called Joe Malone yeah the one on Kings Road yeah so I was I used to work in the stockroom right with his proper Giza guy called Stewart big up Stuart he held my back for a lot of times I'll be late in that yeah no it's not like obviously he's got a problem he's working across Blackboard anyway yeah I'm like stuck in the tin yeah I'm stuck in the team in German Stewart gone down he's come downstairs like no you're not going to believe it you're right it's upstairs so this is me I was guessing that I ain't got loud I was guessing yeah I was like [Applause] I didn't hear him somewhere closer the black brother in the store in it he was like welcome I'm going through the story yeah so I walked in the door and I was in the door [Applause] little teams you got some famous fans as well you got like Kendrick Lamar like Jay-Z as well how does that feel having like those kind of like you know like those fans that be fans of your music to know that they know I exist is mad but if anything is just more fire in my belly to like want to continue doing what I'm doing something awesome this is man's TV show and it's the lion of Judah understood he's saying I'm tired I've never been on a torture I've never done TV so think of me like being at your uncle's family Barbecue and that yeah I mean is that the uncle he just doesn't give a [ __ ] in it he just be like yo Patricia yeah blood clot for no reason [Applause] this is this is your cousin Tori he's got big water I'm sorry oh he's so nice then you got guns here as well he's like your cousin like he's on this thing look at the jacket because he's on this he's on the road either as your old uncle and he just he drinks one one rum eat this don't say no you're all right you're trying to get wireless tickets my guy right we're going to do closing bars in a moment so please give it up for a rap and hip-hop DJ Tim Westwood oh okay [Applause] you see that for yourself yeah like you introduce us to a lot of like huge like hip-hop artists you know the lights are black two-pack and Biggie on your show and you know the Drake's and the Jay-Z's and stuff how does it feel like like all of like popular culture and still being relevant in there as well I mean it feels blessed I mean it's been an incredible journey you know to meet these artists early early on in their careers and then be part of it now and I think now with the UK being so big making such great music now yeah it's been a blessed Journey because you met you've met Buju Banton in it back in the day yeah yeah of course I'm around yeah we're done I used to draw Club up in Tottenham it's basically being people like Jay-Z up there in Boston Little Kim and Notorious B.I.G came up there so yeah it was a great moment man yeah it's definitely blessed in a minute I never see these gonna be performing but first it's your turn it's the end of the show so it's time for some closing bars can we run the check please okay seems we go for you first let me bring it around like this so you want to start with me big nasty I know you love my songs listen play no games don't you know what I'm on look I just go scoop up mommy and then I go spend my money wait have a mint tea when I sit back comes up here [ __ ] chat [ __ ] wait oh you wanna talk around the subject you send a backflip wait who do you trust wanting money coming in and the frame it erupts wait I promise The Mask got a word in my carp in your girl and my knots wait [ __ ] the ray man I'm in the crib meditating [ __ ] Burning It Up way mowing big nasty go ahead go turn the [ __ ] up go oh my God if I see you I don't speak that means I don't [ __ ] with you I'm a boss you're a worker I make money booze I made up last night [Applause] you're nasty your MO I love the show and if you ask me I think the bath is in the back bro please sustain them [Music] ghetto Brothers taking over showbiz yo I got the mic no hype I'm what you like I take flight I'm way nasty and it's a party we getting gnarly matter of fact I'm black my man's white my man's right and to the right my man is looking like he getting kind of paid I got a lot of girls I don't know what I'm saying I don't know why they passed me the mic right now but I'm rapping [Applause] I don't I don't dance uh I don't dance don't ask me to offer you any kind of rap uh I'm not just tuneless I'm musically crap uh don't ask me to swing my hips or tap my feet I can't move my body I Don't Feel The Beat don't ask me to use words like mandamore bro uh but do ask me to giggle it Giggle and mo don't ask me to wrap at your upcoming gig but do ask me to party with Mr Nasty big thank you aspirations [Applause] too bad I shot your nan if she was sitting over there smaller nasty spit the violent verbal showers but me I Spit on knowledge because knowledge equals power this life is like the goonie brother ain't no sequel so live your life good or treat the people equal and don't judge the man that lives his life in sin stretch out your hand to him and remind him he can win and don't worry if you struggle and it takes you flipping ages Ali bro your mind is the key man to be floating like a butterfly stinging like a bee [ __ ] off thank you to our guests Stephen Frye hey Tory Lanez God's time losing and Tim Westwind foreign

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Length: 45min 26sec (2726 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 16 2023