Stephen and Jennifer Lawrence Ask The Big Questions

YOU SEEM SO RELAXED AND HAPPY. ARE THERE THINGS THAT UPSET AND FRIGHTEN YOU ABOUT THE WORLD? >> YEAH. I WAS PRETTY UPSET -- I FOUND OUT RECENTLY -- I DON'T KNOW IF THEY DID IT A LONG TIME AGO BUT I ONLY RECENTLY HEARD ABOUT IT -- THEY RELEASED A CAPSULE IN SPACE AT SOME TIME, I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT WAS, WITH INFORMATION THAT IF EXTRATERRESTRIALS FIND IT -- >> Stephen: LIKE THE ALBUM AND DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET TO EARTH. >> EXACTLY. I'M, LIKE, THAT'S MY ADDRESS, TOO! AND YOU JUST SENT IT OUT AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S GOING TO FIND IT. AND BASED ON HISTORY, WHEN WE FIND EACH OTHER, WE KILL EACH OTHER. I DON'T FEEL LIKE ALIENS ARE GOING TO BE, LIKE, GREAT, LET'S GET ALONG! THEY MIGHT WANT TO DESTROY US! DON'T YOU SEE THE MOVIES? >> Stephen: YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE? >> YEAH. SOMETIMES I'M LIKE OH, WOW! THEN I'M, LIKE, OH, GOD! >> Stephen: YOU'RE VERY DEEP. YOU'RE VERY DEEP, TOO. >> Stephen: YOU KNOW HOW I CAN TELL YOU'RE DEEP? BECAUSE I'M AS DEEP AS YOU THINK I AM. >> WOW... THAT'S REALLY DEEP. (LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: WHENEVER I HAVE A GUEST ON WHO IS DEEP LIKE I AM, I ALWAYS LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO LIE ON A HILLSIDE AND ASK BIG QUESTIONS OF EVEN BIGGER STARS. ♪ MAN, LOOK AT THAT NIGHT SKY... IT'S LIKE A DEEP BLUE WATER WITH HANDLES ON THE BOTTOM. >> YEAH... UNDERWATER CANDLES. >> Stephen: FEELS LIKE IF WE JUST LET GO OF THIS HILL, WE COULD JUST FALL OFF INTO IT AND SWIM AROUND. >> YEAH... THE MILKY WAY WOULD BE OUR POOL NOODLE. >> Stephen: WOW... YEAH. >> Stephen: WOW. WOW. >> Stephen: HEY, JENNIFER? YEAH, STEPHEN? >> Stephen: DO YOU THINK WE CAN EVER TRULY BE HAPPY? >> ONLY WHEN YOU'RE A BABY AND YOU FIRST DISCOVER YOUR FEET. >(LAUGHTER) HEY, STEPHEN? >> Stephen: YEAH, JENNIFER? IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND GIVE YOURSELF A PIECE OF ADVICE, WHAT WOULD IT BE? >> Stephen: DON'T FORGET TO BUILD THE TIME MACHINE. (LAUGHTER) HEY, WHAT'S THE BIGGEST REGRET? >> NOT HELPING THAT RACCOON GET HIS HEAD OUT OF THE MAYONNAISE JAR. WHAT'S YOURS? >> Stephen: MY BIGGEST REGRET IS EATING THAT MAY NICE-COVERED RACCOON. (LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: DO YOU THINK THE COLORS I SEE ARE THE SAME COLORS YOU SEE? >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW... WHAT DOES BLUE LOOK LIKE TO YOU? >> Stephen: S?ORT OF -- (MAKING INDISTINGUISHABLE NOISES) (LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: YEAH, BLUE. (LAUGHTER) I LOVE WINTER. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? >> IT'S A TIE BETWEEN LOBSTER FEST AND TROYETIZON (LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: WOULD YOU RATHER FLY OR BE INVIZ SNBL. >> I WOULD RATHER BE INVISIBLE AND I COULD JUST SAY, I'M FLYING, AND NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS IS? >> Stephen: I THINK IT'S THE WARM FEELINGS PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT ME WHEN I SAY THAT THE BEST PART IS FAMILY. >> MMM... >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE? >> I THINK THEY GIVE YOUR HOSPITAL BED TO SOMEONE ELSE. (LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU WANT TO BE BURIED? >> TWO WORDS -- COFFIN, BOBSLED. (LAUGHTER) HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN THE END IS NEAR? >> Stephen: WHEN THE STAGE MANAGER TELLS US TO GO TO COMMERCIAL. AND THERE HE IS RIGHT NOW. "JOY" IS IN THEATERS CHRISTMAS DAY! JENNIFER LAWRENCE EVERYONE! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OH, LOOK! A SHOOTING STAR! OH! SO BEAUTIFUL! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Views: 1,298,194

Rating: 4.9483614 out of 5

Keywords: The Late Show, Stephen Colbert, CBS, Dave Letterman, The Colbert Report, Late Show, celebrity guests, celebrity interviews, celebrities, late night, late night talk show, talk show, skits, bit, monologue, The Late Late Show, late night show, david letterman show, david letterman, the ellen show, the tonight show, tonight show, sketches, comedian, impressions

Id: 9czD880lbls

Length: 5min 6sec (306 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 15 2015

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