Starting as a level 1 in GTA V Online 2022

hey there friends I'm sure you've all heard of GTA online it has been around for quite some time now but I am so curious what would happen if you were to start GTA online today from scratch so that's what we're gonna try we're gonna time how long it takes to get my first house so keep an eye here I don't know what I'm supposed to be buying here I mean at least it's on sale but which one do I need the reviews don't clear it up either there's either just hateful paragraphs about everything or what looks like Bots with such insight as so bad don't buy thumbs up okay well I guess I'll go with the cheapest option and with that it was time to create a new character someone who looks exactly like me and portrays my real life personality perfect he looks like a knockoff version of The Joker I'm the Joker baby oh he looks awful and the Flash didn't help oh they're trying to Hype it up let's remove their music and put in copyright free music though there he is laughing is a chemical attack on the city why is that gin welcome to Los Santos why would you arm this man you lunatic holding your hands that was not high five that was holding hands that is so cute wait is that the rating of the the race as a guy has a couple rating wow that is impressive aha I won I didn't see either of them the entire race so do I just have to wait here until they're finished because I I would like to move on ah finally there we go and you know what I'm gonna say I like that race so I could finally be a part of the one percent [Music] that lady is flipping me off for literally no reason so did they give me money to start with no I have 1300. I thought I bought a Premium Pack or something get the drugs I've killed my first gentle oh my God there's many more I thought it would just be like one enemy to start off with we live in a society gentlemen well I live in a society you were all dead now where the hell did all of you come from why are you running into the alley with gunshots go away I'm doing crime come on baby I just have a friendly face because they're all gathering around me clown Jester left oh could have been such a good friend of mine I killed 20 people for whatever this bag is I'd love if I showed up and Gerald was just like oh what's up I see you got the drugs yeah that was all just a test those were my homies that you just had to be brave and confront to get the drugs we just had to see you were hardcore it was at this moment that he knew he okay either old Turtle 666 is an alien trying to make contact with the human race through GTA online or he's up to something dodgy because that doesn't look good there we go I'm making a conversation oh he left maybe he was an alien and I alienated him wait why don't they have a damaged tattoo sleepy yeah that's pretty much the same as damage wait it's bringing me to the shark card screen can I not afford the tattoo I'm four hundred dollars short okay um hello this is a robbery we live in a society whoa oh shout through your headset excellent screaming Kevin oh now I have to deal with the police dog I hate when my actions and consequences you'll never catch me coppers this seems so unnecessary I just want a tattoo oh no I lost them but then I did my trademark is it a front flip is it a backflip it's neither and killed myself they didn't even take any money off me I still have plenty to get my tattoo it just goes to show that sometimes crime does pay give me your wallet this is a Sharpie I'm not afraid to use that's right yeah you hand it over very good good job okay now that we have the mugging out of the way I'm gonna make like you just asked me who is the most relatable character in Snow White and I'm gonna go with sleepy that has taken about 97.5 of my net worth away and something tells me this tattoo is not going to appreciate in value it's not about the that's about sending a message I'm the Joker baby all right I don't know where that leaves me for buying clothes as I have next to no money why is the tool tip telling me to kill myself I feel like a GTA online Boomer I can hear them shooting miniguns out there and I'm like what a clothing item I can actually afford yeah they look um they look great Lamar will like them is that mission complete they didn't give me any money can I get a respect plus please oh thank you so much that really helped hey guys invite to hold up what the hell is hold up it's just says hold up there's no description okay I'm really starting to feel like an NPC now and I don't know what to do I need some guidance maybe I can ask God through song new confused and like an NPC I'm driving around in my SUV and I'm running out of money money don't find it funny funny oh Lord just tell me what I am I am to do oh Lord just tell me I need another point of view oh my God it's him it's really him God what am I to do to become the main character again um go rob that store I don't know well okay it's like getting robbed by an ape there goes a family vacation sounded like you were a whole family yourself there I heard that so many times in the Echo alright time to add drunk driving onto my list of crimes I just really want to get into character as you know the protagonist of this story I think I have in-game depression this is not GTA it's a bad game of Sims okay that's it I'm going up foot they might shoot me on the way up but that's a chance I'm willing to take ow ow ow it turns out that's a chance I shouldn't have taken oh my phone is calling is this where the barrage of phone calls comes in maybe you should improve yourself with a fine car find another vehicle off for God's sake here she is in all her glory a beautiful car sporting many free items such as Neon Lights a lovely purple and green finish three Alloys and free license plate change and a free horn and it also gets three kids to school on time with just one cup of coffee every morning don't worry kids it's a shortcut you're gonna trust your papa did I um give me the RPG you can trust me I got glasses yeah that shotgun is free I'll take it that compact rifle is free I'll take it all right he's clapping and giving me finger guns not sure why because I didn't spend a dime but I got lots of stuff oh sorry that was actually an accident I meant to take out my Hatchet there we go die everyone die we live with Peyton if I remember you go here yeah you drop down land on your side and then you take it right I believe oh I just need it for a second okay I've gotten them both stuck they're not to worry I got another car to free my old one yes and only a scratch to show for it I didn't want that door anyway the hell is this guy doing get get out of the way get out of the way come on come on drivers she I like being in first person because it makes me feel really immersed it also distracts from the fact that my car is falling apart is this still the tutorial it feels like it's really long okay I hope that wasn't useful information because it lasted so long I just went on my phone the whole time everyone joining is a level three so there are new people playing this game oh look at level four over here everybody look it's a level four like they must be spending their whole life playing this game I'm going big 500 on myself those two people are matching pretty well and then there's just me it's like when your custom character appears in a cut scene okay I went up on the roof to get a height Advantage oh they thought of the same thing that's right I'm no Noob I'm really good at games I was an esport Captain well there goes my five hundred dollars bore the USS loxington what out there but I only have a car oh there's boats over here okay I can be involved despite being new okay I know everything is spamming me so the tutorial parts are definitely over what the hell why is it all the way out there what is this boat for oh they have a helicopter wait what what is happening should I jump I feel like I should jump I just died in mid-air I don't even know what killed me last mission was just to steal a car go buy some snacks that sort of thing now I'm on a U.S aircraft carrier and I feel a little exposed I'm not I'm just sleepy God look at me it looks like a vulture or something [Music] what the game just called me a numbnuts and kicked me out you care about yourself what I need someone real in my your son only wasted years on this and you still the same who is that woman talking am I going mad smoking dope and jerking off oh no Franklin's here too boo boring people I want to see the Joker I loaded back in and I have money the Shark cards have finally paid off run from what your lack of skills just cover your ass hey guys I am the number one rated player in GTA Online how are you nice just don't even think about messing with me and we might become friends I'm not gonna mess with anyone unless they started hopefully no one forces my hand then sunglasses Emoji okay what can I buy with my newfound riches I'm pretty sure that's grognite the Destroyer attorney at law and not called me not Kevin but I will buy a membership to the casino wait this house is free I I just get a free house and it comes with a free female or male enter organization name wait it's a trick it doesn't even fit wait what the hell you get to the end and it's just like do you want accommodation in this apartment and they charge you 800 000. oh wait I need to be ranked five hello is there any money under here oh no it's a carameter oh this is gonna be so embarrassing I mean their cars all look so much worse than mine come on guys too embarrassed to even drive in he just walks in a floating cigarette interesting I was gonna say smoking's bad for you but if you're already a ghost I I guess work away okay this is really distracting I feel like this is some subliminal advertising for cigarettes it's just constantly in frame now yes just being in that cutscene leveled me up with the membership cost 50 Grand well I guess I don't really have any choice so I need to level up if I want a home other than a new tattoo store I don't think this is really given me anything okay I got some big letters on my map now and if I know anything about GTA that means good stuff I need a high-end apartment to work with Leicester so I can't do that not sure why that's a requirement when his place is a this went from babying me to just unloading everything at once so now I don't know what to do all right everyone get in wait why do you not want to get in come on no my car is cooler get in get in all right look I want to travel with someone so let me in with you then I'm just flipping him off the entire Journey there okay something is wrong I think this is supposed to be open but for me it's closed and I can't get in oh my God I'm gonna ruin the mission for everyone yeah I'm kind of the leader of the crew they kind of look upon me for advice and more moral support than anything else should I just walk in and try and get it uh unfortunately the situation is not resolved I can't get in ah good he's on the plane and getting the last care fantastic you must be like what is this guy doing thank you even when it was just one cop I had to kill they ended up killing me I've lost all of my teens lives good job all yes level five I like that one they're completely broken and I'm just like yes give me more okay now let's hit up the World Wide Web I'll just take the completely free one I'm level five you see I can show you some ID if you need it but I'm sure you'll find everything is in order no I need a call from Simeon now God damn it but I'm level five I shouldn't have to answer to Simeon stuff has been unlocking for 10 minutes now can I just get my phone call please call me come on man call me I've been waiting for how long now with stuff unlocking [Music] at this point I might just to kill the boredom okay I was I was waiting for a call but you know what maybe that'll help me she's stealing my car somebody wants it God that car really makes you look bad doesn't it someone just stole my car how do I report them would work very good I trust what are you talking about and I know you're there now because you're texting me could you call me the man himself I see you soon hopefully not I'm getting an apartment to get out of this abusive relationship yes okay I'm female yeah bye yes I just bought a person I mean I just bought an apartment welcome to your officer oh yes an organization although I guess it's not really an apartment till I do buy the accommodation too we're gonna spin that wheel round and round it goes where will it land nobody knows RP bruh all right level six [Music] well everyone I made it and it didn't cost me a dime and if you want to see more of my stuff here are two options I picked one YouTube picked the other you decide bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: RqZx6gGsqzE

Length: 13min 55sec (835 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 20 2022

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[u/ser_antonii]

Hoping this will lead to the return of GTA RP