HERE IS HOW IT WORKS I WILL ASK
YOU A QUESTION, YOU CAN EITHER CHOOSE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION OR
EAT THE FOOD UNDER THE TRAY AND THE SAME GOES FOR ME. BUT WE WILL NOT KNOW WHAT WE MAY
OR MAY NOT BE EATING UNTIL AFTER WE HAVE MADE OUR DECISION. ALL OF THE FOODS HAVE BEEN
SAFELY PREPARED AHEAD OF TIME AND WE ARE USING ONLY THE
FRESHEST OF BULLPENNIST. I WILL ASK YOU THE FIRST
QUESTION, OKAY. OKAY. IT IS A GOOD ONE. CHRISSY FLRKS
2019 YOUR HUSBAND JOHN WAS NAMED "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE SEXIEST MAN
ALIVE. RANK THESE PREVIOUS WINNERS FROM
MOST SEXY TO LEAST SEXY. ADAM LEVINE, BLAKE SHELTON,
IDRIS ELBA, MICHAEL BECOME JORDAN. OFF YOU GO. >> OH MY GOSH, I HAVE TO SEE
THESE PEOPLE. >> James: YOU START WITH MOST
SEXY. >> IDRIS. >> James: OH, WOW. >> OH MY GOD. >> James: SO YOU ARE GOING
IDRIS IS THE MOST SEX EAST, ADAM LEVINE, BLAKE. >> THEN MICHAEL. >> THEN BLAKE OR SWITCH MICHAEL,
BLAKE THEN ADAM. >> James: SOID IS MICHAEL B
JORDAN, BLAKE SHELTON, AND ADAM LEVINE. >> I HAVE TO SEE HIM THIS WEEK. >> James: YOU ARE SEEING HIM
THIS WEEK. >> YEAH. >> James: WHY ARE YOU SEEING
HIM THIS WEEK. >> I'M DOING HIS PODCAST WITH
HIM AND HIS WIFE. >> James: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU
DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT T WAS. >> BEAT WORM SALAD, WITH
VINEGARRETTE. >> I WILL EAT THE WORM T IS THE
BEAT THAT GETS ME. >> James: YOU WOULD RATHER EAT
THE WORM THAN THE BEAT. >> YEAH. >> James: WOW. ALL RIGHT, CHRISSY, YOUR TURN TO
ASK ME A QUESTION. GO FOR IT. >> JAMES, IF YOU COULD GO BACK
IN TIME, WHAT PROJECT WOULD YOU TELL YOURSELF TO TURN DOWN. >> James: I MEAN, HOW LONG
HAVE WE GOT? I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
SOMETIMES TO NOT REMOVE THE EXPERIENCE YOU HAD WHILE WERE
YOU DOING SOMETHING REGARDLESS OF HOW SUCCESSFUL IT IS. SO HOWEVER, IF I COULD GO BACK
AND TURN DOWN ANYTHING AND NOT BE PART OF IT, IT WAS A FILM
THAT WAS CALLED THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS. WHICH WAS EXACTLY AS BAD AS YOU
THINK IT IS. >> WHAT DID YOU PLAY? >> James: I WAS ONE OF THE TWO
LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS. IF I HAD MY TIME AGAIN I WOULD
ABSOLUTORY NOT BE A LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLER. LET'S SEE WHAT I DIDN'T EAT. OH, THE TURKEY TESTICLE. LACK AT THAT. >> OH MY GOD K I SEE THE INSIDE,
I'M DYING. >> James: WOULD YOU LIKE TO
SEE ITS INSIDE. >> I WOULD LIKE TO SEAT INSIDE. IT WENT THROUGH SO EASY, IT WAS
SO-- IT'S DISGUSTING, IT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. OKAY. CHRISSY. >> YES SWRZ CHRISSY, NAME THE
STRANGEST PLACE YOU AND JOHN HAVE EVER BEEN INTIMATE WITH
EACH OTHER. WOW, THIS SAY LONG LIST. >> WE HAD SOME FUN DAYS. THEY'RE GOING TO HATE THIS. >> James: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
ANSWER IT. >> NO, I WANT TO. >> James: OKAY. >> BECAUSE I NEED TO CLEAR IT
UP. BECAUSE ONE TIME AT THE GRAMMYS
I HAD SAID THAT IT WAS, THAT WE HAD SNGS AT THAT OBAMA THING. AND THAT CAME OUT WRONG BECAUSE
WHAT I ACTUALLY MEANT WAS IT WAS THAT OBAMA THING BUT IT WASN'T
LIKE WITH THEM OR NEAR THEM OR-- . >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT OBAMA THING. >> I BELIEVE IT WAS THE D M.C. >> James: SO WHEN YOU SAID
THAT OBAMA THING. >> OBAMA THING,. >> James: YOU MEANT THE
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION. >> YES. >> James: OTHERWISE KNOWN AS
THAT OBAMA THING. SO YOU ARE AT THE CONVENTION. >> YEAH. AND THERE WAS A BATHROOM T WAS
THE IN THE BATHROOM. AND YEAH, IT WAS A LONG
TIME-- IT WAS AWHILE AGO. I MEAN WE WERE, LIKE, CAN I FIRE
THESE OFF IF YOU WANT. CAN I SAY LIKE ROCK HARMAN, FRED
SEGEL, BOOM, BOOM. >> James: SNA. >> IN FRONT OF THE JUICE BAR,
HONESTLY, IN-- NOT EVEN PRIVATE, JAMES WZ WOW. >> PUBLIC. >> James: DO YOU EVER LISTEN
TO JOHN'S MUSIC WHILE YOU ARE--. >> HE-- I DO IT WHEN I AM WITH
OTHER PEOPLE BUT JOHN PERSONALLY, HE JUST WENT WITH
IT. >> James: I WAS LIKE WOW, ARE
YOU REALLY OPENING UP. >> NO, HE-- WE-- HE WILL PLAY
MUSIC BUT ST ALWAYS MARVIN GAYE,. >> James: NEVER LIKE ALL OF
ME? >> NO, NO. >> James: ALL OF YOU. >> AND BY THE TIME, HE WILL
SOMETIMES WHISPER A SONG THAT IS HE IN THE WORKS INTO MY EAR. >> James: RIGHT. IF I WAS JOHN LEGEND AND I HAD
WRITTEN ALL OF ME I WOULD NEVER MAKE LOVE TO ANOTHER SONG. I WOULD ONLY MAKE LOVE TO THAT
SONG. >> IT WAS SO OLD BY THE TIME
THAT IT HAD BEEN DONE AT THE GRAMMYS, AND I WAS ALL LIT UP. PEOPLE STILL TURN AROUND AT
CONCERTS AND LIKE HOW IS SHE GOING TO REACT TO THIS. NOTHING, DRY, TOTALLY DRY, DRY
EVERYWHERE. >> James: WELL, LET'S TAKE A
LOOK AND SEE WHAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT. AND IT IS OH, THE BULLPENIS. IT IS THE BULLPENNIST. >> IT IS LIKE JERKY. >> James: CERTAINLY ONE WAY TO
DESCRIBE IT. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> JAMES. >> James: OKAY. >> RANK THESE MEMBERS OF THE
ROYAL FAMILY FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST FAVORITE, THE QUEEN,
HARRY, MEGHAN, WILLIAM. >> James: OKAY. >> HAVE YOU GOTTEN ANY
ACCOLADES. >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> ANY SWORD STUFF OR-- . >> James: YES. I'M AN OB, OFFICER OF THE
BRITISH EMPIRE, FOR THAT REASON, THE QUEEN RANKS, AND THERE IS
JUST NO WAY I'M GOING TO SAY THE OTHERS. >> OH MY GOSH. >> James: WHAT IS THAT? AN ANT-COVERED CORN DOG. >> James: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. OH MY GOD. >> IS IT-- . >> James: SO MANY ANTS IN MY
MOUTH. >> YEAH. >> James: ALL RIGHT. THAT IS RIGHT THRUP IN THE WORST
THINGS I'VE EATEN ON THIS. >> REALLY? >> James: GENUINELY, ALSO MY
FIRST EXPERIENCE WAY CORN DOG AND MY LAST. >> THE CORN DOG IS LIKE GOTCHA. >> James: ALL RIGHT, CHRISSY,
FINAL QUESTION, YOU SELL A LOT OF PRODUCTS ON YOUR WEBSITE. IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE OF
THOSE ITEMS AS NOT WORTH BUYING. WHICH WOULD IT BE? AND I'VE GOT A CHART HERE IN
CASE TO JOG YOUR MEMORY IN CASE YOU CAN'T THINK OF WHAT IS-- YOU
COULD CHOOSE, THIS IS MY, LOOK AT THIS ONE. LOOK AT THIS ONE HERE. THE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES VIRAL
JOURNAL. OR, HANG ON. >> I LIKE-- JAMES, I LIKE THESE. >> James: OR YOU HAVE GOT A
BROWN PAPER BAG FOR $20. >> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN REUSE IT. >> James: SURE, UNLIKE THOSE
OTHER BROWN PAPER BAGS. >> YOU CONDITION, THEY
SELF-DESTRUCT. >> James: YOU'VE GOT POPCORN
SEASONING $36. >> IT'S DELICIOUS. I HAVE AN ANSWER. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU-- . >> James: OKAY, I WILL JUST
LEAD YOU THROUGH, ANY OF THESE. >> IT IS-- THEY MADE A MISTAKE,
OKAY. >> James: WHY DID YOU MAKE A
MISTAKE. >> MY TEAM IS GOING TO KILL ME. >> James: YOU CAN EAT WHAT
SUNDAY THERE. >> I CAN'T, I STAND BY ALL OF
OUR PRODUCTS AND I'M GOING TO EAT-- YZ LET'S SEE WHAT IT IS,
LET'S HAVE A LOOK. OH MY GOD, A SALMON, TUNA AND
FISH EYE MILKSHAKE. >> I'M ONLY CRINGING BECAUSE I
JUST HAD SUSHI A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO. >> James: WELL, THIS MIGHT
BRING IT ALL BACK UP AGAIN. >> I FEEL LIKE THIS WILL BE
A-- IF I THINK OF IT IN THAT. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. ARE YOU GOING TO SEE IT GO UP
THE STRAW TOO. OH. SORRY. >> James. >> THANKS FOR THE TAIL STICKING
OUT. >> James: OH MY GOD. >> IT GETS [BLEEP] WORSE,
OBVIOUSLY. >> James: OH MY GOD, WELL
DONE, CHRISSY, WELL DONE. HAVE SOME WATER THERE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> James: ALL RIGHT, THERE WE
GO. OKAY. MY TURN NOW, CHRISSY, ASK ME A
QUESTION, GO FOR IT. >> ALL RIGHT, JAMES. HOW MUCH MONEY ARE YOU BEING
PAID TO BE A SPOKESPERSON FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS? CAN I JUST SAY THIS MAN BELIEVES
IN IT. YOU-- . >> James: MORE THAN THAT, I
WAS LIKE, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT WE LIKE TO CALL IT W-W AND
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I AM TELLING YOU WHAT THEY ARE PAYING
ME. SHUT THE. >> THAT LOOKS LIKE THE WORSE ONE
HAVE I SEEN ON THIS GAME. >> James: COW TONGUE JELLO
MOLD. HOW MANY POINTS IS THIS? (LAUGHTER)
WELL, YOU KNOW, A MOMENT ON THE LIP, A LIFETIME ON THE HIP. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS
SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS, CHRISSY TEIGEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
