Spider-Man (2000) but we finish the game

no god i thought that said something else it's like taking the [ __ ] spider-man and elsa thing to a whole new level yeah let's just forget about that okay hey guys what's up kevin here and we're playing some more spider-man 2000 on the pc uh i'm just trying to remember where we were i think we're really close to the freaking end so we're gonna finish it this episode i guess we don't have much left by god time flies when you're having fun oh god i can never remember how to play oh my god their head butt it's just [ __ ] amazing i love it all right fight that slime oh down he goes oh down i go come on camera fix fix oh it sounds nasty come on you're getting beaten up by basically some discarded gum come on man how about we stop dropping out of the seat what what is happening what is going on all right well it's over how come that stuff is so breakable but yet in the last episode he was like it's unbreakable goo is unbreakable the elevators are just going right through it spider sense tingling what his [ __ ] spider sense is useless spider sense more like common sense that was pretty lame i'd make a great dad not because of my abilities to care for anyone because i don't have that but i make some really bad jokes sometimes oh [ __ ] i'll just like that i'm dead one press of a wrong button and i'm gone stop god damn why is he so fast stop like what am i supposed to do to that where's the elevator gone it's just a black hole down here oh health how did i miss that last time oh i miss my floor i don't need your witty remarks right now that's my job and i'm not very good at it oh jeez he's gonna kill me he's gonna kill me go underneath i'm a horrible spider man this game is so difficult i don't know if it's because it's just a difficult game or the controls are so bad because it could be either of them wait what's this what is this okay i think he just twerked for me and it knocked me to the floor he was so damn good it's tingling what see what i mean his spider sense is just [ __ ] useless okay he literally just ran circles around me i have the same problem with harry potter i mean sometimes you can just touch buttons you don't need to use magic or use webs like you reckon if humans say learn to fly that we fly everywhere because i don't think we would i don't think and in fact i think we're so lazy that we wouldn't fly at all i've already been up here i know but i don't know where to go it's just a black hole down there so i'm not really sure i think that guy just killed himself they're really tough to kill no do your [ __ ] special oh my god there we go no you stupid game is this meant to happen or is this just buggy wait i have an idea wait this isn't part of the idea stop all right is this the way what was it that jump i didn't jump there he just decided that was the best way forward all right well we did it i'm happy about that what the hell they're literally printing themselves you see this is why ai is so scary folks i shouldn't be saying that i'm not that informed on the situation but i had a tamagotchi once and i think it started to have feelings i'm gonna try running past everything it's a bold strategy but it just might work if the camera will work for me what the hell is that they tried to roll a big fecking cylinder at me oh no spidey has stopped working i think that's the head of the motto of the game to be honest i waited so long at the menu the music just kind of gave up it just it just stopped i guess they thought no one could contain their excitement for this long and not play let's just get started i guess i always go to like the normal [ __ ] controls of a game when i start playing and then i realize that i should be on the arrows and the number pad only for this game yeah i'm 100 on the wrong difficulty they're beating the bejesus out of me adding this to my webbing will make it burn oh my god can i actually [ __ ] kill those things thank god gotta find out what's going on downstairs wait what's with the jumping randomly in the cutscenes oh oh no don't leave me out i just walked straight into that furnace trap webbing doesn't seem to work on these guys yeah we've already found that out oh jesus what is this what is this i'm kind of panicking because i'm on too hard of a difficulty oh they hit hard that's how i want to go gracefully into the night we're going to quit out and uh pick the right difficulty no no don't start again hold on i'll just climb over it because we're spider-man oh well it would work in in most spider-man games oh what is this oh he's getting his spidey sense is going off wait what was that that was another spider-man i like how spider-man sends went off for the fire though it's like you're going through fire hot that's cool wait what was cool now i'll never know it's weird i didn't really have a problem with this game crashing i think it's i'm getting to the end of the game and i'd say no one's ever done that before so it just doesn't know what's going on like the music stopped the whole thing is crashing every two minutes i just i i call me a conspiracy theorist but it just feels like it might be true also the earth is flat here we are again it's always such a pleasure remember when you only had to play levels once where's the fake spiderman come here you come here you [ __ ] where you going ow you just sucker punched me out i'm in my safe space you can't get me right sometimes it's just easier to fight yeah you see i killed him in like two seconds sometimes i go to two fair lengths to avoid conflict oh i think this opened that i think that opened this yeah that makes sense words are really tough sometimes no spidey what is wrong with you i think it might be the level i think we might have to skip this one oh no damn that makes me angry all right i have bully open maybe i should just quit after that and then try it again that could be also an issue i mean bully likes to crash all the time it could have been seeping into this game god i don't want to see this game mixed with anything i would make a demon child no stop i'm stuck i'm stuck hey run away run away run away oh fire gonna burn me ow get out the fire spidey jesus oh i wish my spidey sense kicked in it probably did like as i was about to die like spidey sense hurty spidey sense burn burn all right so it was up here where'd he come from we already know spidey don't you play your games with me mister no seriously do not play your games idea hey hey the impossible imposter oh god this is getting too crazy at least he's not really fast look at the state of him wait what did he burst what was that that's the most dramatic thing i've ever seen is it too late for us to be friends this whole plan seems a bit elaborate for this guy it seems like he could have shown up and killed me to begin with i like how the cutscene spider-man even struggled to get out of here wait what's the source of his power i can hit them all with my impact webs i can take him out hit one after i take you down oh i need to hit his nipples okay could have just said spider-man i really don't want to hit under the belt it's not something i really do but you know what you placed them there what the hell that was a bit unfair was it not the bigger they are hey what's with the right in the middle of his little condescending action line he gets snatched up what the what was that he just did a little zap okay what do i do now what do what the hell do i do okay he's just repeatedly stomping on me and electrocuting me i don't know what to do really he just got new nipples that's what we're doing now stop stop that stop zapping me with your nipples people mysterio seriously stop stop like how am i supposed to do anything to that how are you supposed to dodge that you think you've beaten me no not really i know you've got this stupid laser attack jesus christ i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do here who mixes green and purple i mean it's a crime it's a sin stop going on about his fashion sense he is killing us you know mysterio the bigger they are stop saying that we're losing i cannot get up i either get zapped or stood on okay i got him somehow all right perfect [Laughter] this game who's behind all this i'll never tell you where house 65 a secret passage i thought you said you were never gonna tell me all right well it's mission complete that was tough i don't wanna see what the last boss battles are but unfortunately i'm gonna have to take the shot i don't wanna do the mission we can team up you cover my back no thanks mr death wish i'd like to keep the body he looks so sad bit more in store for the webhead than even he can imagine well his spider sense is useless so he doesn't have a clue what's coming if i'm honest what is it with the music what what is that sound sounds like the game is breaking maybe it is hard to break what's already broken though spider sense tingling oh god that means i'm about to die any second now oh there's a fan here pretty sure he could just see that from his perspective recap a couple of hundred feet underwater electrified floors and walls and deadly turrets pointing straight at me okay the defenses don't seem all that great honestly like i respect playing this much defense i just feel like offense would have been better basically anything it's just they don't seem like they put in a lot of effort into this game why do they put in so much effort into doing this defense when there's really nothing to it was that it what the hell that was so weird i literally just had to walk through it we have a winner wait how did you get down here oh wait you were captured right by those paramedics drug me because the next thing i knew i woke up here are you being a mime right now wait what was that step in there what's that i'm not quite sure i don't know what i'm here for i don't know what i'm doing and i don't know the solution i think i'm winning though i think all right we're ready to blow i never freed the lady though all right you know what she can die it's fine oh wait no that did free her i mean i totally meant to do that thanks spider no problem behind all this you got it i'll be back where'd you go there was nothing up there all right that was an easy level they vary wildly between being hard and extremely easy okay they can go crazy licking each other well we uh we have our little fight no one needs glasses look at those eyes stop laughing at me like that oh here we go it's working oh god i'm in the shield i'm in the shield well that crashed the game lovely it's definitely scared that i'm getting to the end of it i wonder how venom's doing oh of course he loses that is such a weird little line what color do you please spiderman red i don't i don't see why you'd think it was anything different whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i've had enough of repetitive voice lines please stop oh wait i can go into that thing oh no i cannot i think i killed myself all right let's retry that wait where am i oh wait that that killed me okay there we go this is working great no don't kill me don't kill me i almost have you wait there's health right there all right wait i think i think it's over i think it's over we did it boys we did it i can never tell if it's crashing or about to see if there's a little moment of fear every time oh what is this thing it looks like a man pig oh there's still sound effects oh do we just have to run i'm okay with this i'm oh wait i'm apparently not no i'm not very good okay there we go okay so far so good this is a strange level though oh god that thing coming through the floors freaked me out this thing's unstoppable how do you know we haven't even attempted to stop it i'm almost out yes cutscene cutscene means me win me win good what is this america and venom to pick me up i don't know how venom got out and why is captain america here all of a sudden and now we're playing cards go fish your spider sense won't save you here oh i believe that jesus christ what is this what is this game like what is happening well i won ha who's your daddy doc you want that guy to be your daddy in prison that's for sure well i guess that's the end of the game that was a strange ending it just ended by them playing cards either way i hope you enjoyed because i did i gave it a lot of [ __ ] and yeah it is a god-awful game but i i enjoyed myself and that's what matters uh i hope you enjoy the video folks and i will see you next time i hope bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 13min 31sec (811 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 01 2018