Speedrunner carries a brand new Cuphead player

all right we're finishing this out we're gonna beat all the bosses starting with the b guys let's go brian yeah so this is probably one of the most annoying bosses in the game uh because you got rumor honey bottoms and or boy all right so this guy's annoying because he'll shoot bombs out of his booty oh how did you how did you how did you get hit by that i'm literally just trying to remember how to play this game dude that was literally covered you know that was a bump bomb right so you do realize what it was covered by anyway oh brian how are you already dead i'm trying to remember how to play this game i saw you i was like just like on my computer i see you at like 1am it's like easy speezy is on cuphead i'm like go to bed i was not playing this at 1am you were i literally saw you like the other day i was playing goat simulator at 1am i'm just a survivor you just have to do double health i don't think that works that i have double health because of you no they have double health and you have to just deal with that no okay we got done with the security guard that guys and now we just gotta deal with big beef okay so those are gonna follow us and you're just not gonna want to get hit by them you could agree honey's so good though right yeah everyone likes honey oh my goodness i used to not like it and also like i just like had it one time i was like wait this is the most amazing thing ever it's not one of those things you can just eat by the spoonful but it is fire i disagree i can't eat my soup have you ever had it with almonds oh my goodness i don't think so you gotta just almonds just like honey drizzled almonds like salted almonds amazing you were this good last time you just gotta get good again i do i do have to just get good again to be fair we haven't played in about a month but just get away from me man yeah we'll just take him out slowly we'll take him out slowly it goes against every fiber in my being but we'll take him out slowly it's like doodle jump and i always suck the doodle jungle okay so this one's gonna spit out a bunch of stuff at you um it's gonna keep going around see so you just have to like go up and down no i can't do it you know it's like booty go up down i ain't got no problem spending all my money just think about that song oh why did you just say so yeah sorry my bad i realized it would have been really obvious if i just said that so that is my please don't go for me please don't go for me yes you can handle it i can't even handle just standing no no brian you gotta clutch it now just clutch it all right i'll we'll give myself a chance to clutch because i'm not going to what do you mean you're not going to you only do this it's your job not cuphead oh apparently oh we were on our third phase two okay gaming gaming all right she this is one of her easier ones the dodge it's just her triangles i'm really getting triangles okay so remember just you gotta you find a rhythm just go with me just follow my movements oh we gotta switch over ow oh yeah why are you using that one why are you using the auto aim one i just started using it because i forgot okay the auto a might help us out here what it's like just hovering over me man yeah i tried just oh my god yeah all right just use the auto wave the whole time honestly all right see this is the way to do it all you got to do is use the cheapest weapon in the game keep running no i didn't have to do that clutch where am i where am i okay oh my gosh that was terrifying okay we got this all we have to do is you not die yes yes all right hit her as much as you can right now literally reading a book we're fine all right keep keep jumping now it's the hardest part where did i die this is the hardest part now because she's going to start getting her chainsaws out watch out chainsaws just like change the old man you gotta clutch it you can clutch it i cannot clutch this one i do not have enough help oh my goodness so close okay we're getting better though i think use your axes brian please oh oh god what are they doing they're so bad they're so horrible yeah those ones are not good you don't want to use those just go watch your oh my gosh she screwed us i'm dead it's up to you man i'm clutch i'll clutch it clutch let's go oh my gosh it almost worked i'm throwing for content you're not and that's all that's important it's an entire stream of content no what where am i where am i all right easy easy both have we're both full all right i'm staying in the middle and i'm waiting for her hand no no come on i can't reach that she literally put the triangle on my butt did you enjoy getting it on your butt no i didn't oh well that's kind of messed up then why'd i do that i pressed the wrong button triangles triangles trigonometry i lost the run to rng man sig cosine and tangent no dash brian please oh yeah right you just remember the dad you're so right you're so right oh my gosh i fell i'll get you eventually don't worry are we gaming we're gaming okay this is perfect this is perfect we can get a ton of extra damage here use your ex's as much as possible yup yup watch out i'm bringing it okay let's go this is our chance this is the best chance we've had yep as we said two minutes two minutes you're fine you're fine you're fine run run run run no okay i have two lives gone that means you're gonna have to save me this is not happening just believe in yourself no yeah why why won't you even believe in yourself no that doesn't cost you safety just let me [Laughter] i sacrificed two lives to keep you it was definitely worth it though there's no way get this triangle out of my face already yeah these triangles are bs all right we're on the same side that means we can save each other no how do i jump into that oh let's go just don't get hit by the last one let's go all right we're in a really good position she's in the car waiting she's raised she's a ow it's fine you got me yes yes oh my god it came back it's up to you it's up to you yeah yeah yeah she's so close she's one shot never miss huh you got a boyfriend i bet he doesn't kiss you boo baby let's go god bless hit or miss the easiest game of our lives i'm first dancing it's not in the right game all right down first down first down first run lily hit me already what is this i told you to run run where away have you never heard of the joestar family classic he's too powerful man i can't defeat him yes you can all you have to do is believe in yourself you sure about that you gotta receive but most importantly you also have an ex what are you saying you know it's kind of amazing how quickly you forget about every part of this game i'm just throwing bombs oh wait that's the l1 not the ex all right it's okay we i i'll carry you use your ex please ow please use your ear thank you there's so many things i just wasted it no all right that was a good run i was gonna work halfway there already well you gotta think about dashing through the snow right right on a one horse open sleigh right right what you're saying okay and over the hills we go sure laughing all the way hahaha okay you lost me oh my bad i tried it no why are you just letting it hate you what was that about i was shooting it yeah you're supposed to parry it because it's pink these things stop can this guy's annoying i don't like him yeah he's a real meanie bubbini okay don't get in front of his head here okay and now switch to your switch to your bombs because we're gonna have to bomb him bomb him from above okay okay so you can't be on these sides you have to be in the middle you see what's coming no not that much in the middle you always come you you can see his pattern also remember you can become a tiny guy oh true he comes a tiny guy dies anyway yeah this lasts forever on two player okay now it's just the dodging phase switch back to your regular projectile and just dodge forever okay i'm just gonna take so long okay also go use your ex while you can i don't think i'm qualified to do that all right no no no no no run all right go up there no it almost worked oh you saved me this dude's so deranged he really is he would not be this way if he just found a girlfriend he can't brian valentine's day has passed oh no he's forever alone you got you got this you got this one life one life one clutch i can't beat the incel culture we literally didn't get past halfway the whole time until yeah these guys are very annoying because they're in love and it makes me angry because i'm forever alone their love needs to fuel you you know whatever happened to those memes like forever alone what bangers brian why'd you have to die in that place julie just slid on me bro yeah she was trying to slide into your dms she doesn't love her husband oh she just she hates her husband brian can you blame her all right you're fine you got two house now i gotta get you back oh can i pair this no yes you can it's pink i should be able to all right shoot no be over here be over here by me by me oh shoot out that way watch out baby baby baby i'm not thinking about babies right now but i was like baby baby wow the double knockout why am i saying so much today okay okay stand over here and we're gonna vibe okay gotta watch the babies there's too much there's too much action man just run just run she courted me i don't think i could save you you can't you can't all right clutch or keck clutch kick you got this oh gosh you're fine i'm so scared please stop why didn't going to the right close were you i just wanted i just wanted to feel something i'll be honest i died it's up to you i can't i i can't do that can't do some bs man you got this oh close close i've had enough i've had enough you know that's just what rio said when the bird snatchers were trying to take his girlfriend that's what blue was saying he was like i had enough now i'm gonna kill you and your parents and then he went on a murder spree it was awesome like he got out the ak and he was like let's go i don't remember that part you didn't watch it how would you i mean like i would remember i think i'd like see a clip or be like man that part was really out of the ordinary yes isn't this a kid's movie man i mean that part when he just opened fire i mean i get it but it's a bit much this move this this video is gonna be so messed up all right all right so this one's the rap boss oh no you know brian i just realized because of my charity live stream you have seen all these bosses before so you should be a pro at them already oh that's where i've seen them from because i was like i remember watching these but like i don't remember fighting them no i didn't watch them i had no idea how did you forget it was a special time for me man i know that sounds like so confused maybe it was just another day for you but i was like i swear of seeing these bosses like i said like i watched your video i was like when did i see that all right so that was not what you were supposed to do i tried jumping over him down down no no no no that's not down all right brad i'm just gonna clutch this first try easiest first drive our lives ow i forgot they did that how close were we that's a quick quick box yeah this one's not too bad all right get ready jump on these things jump on those things oh do you have the dexterity to do that right i've played way too much of this game i think i have at least like 120 hours in it well you have like 110 hours more than me all right stay down stay down okay now jump up now go down and dir duck duck duck all right just wait just wait let's jump oh we got screwed all right wait wait wait wait down oh boy all right oh my gosh what is this save me see me this game is this game is being a jerk oh my gosh oh geez please stop game die yeah what is your problem okay okay use your exes use them oh yeah you have the invincibility one you could have been using them well you're invincible right now for five seconds ow [Laughter] i why were we up there i was standing with you because i'm like if you're up there it's gotta be safe right why are you up there it's fine i'm i'm approached at her i like what i'm seeing i'm like oh i'm seen i'm fine you're not you're fine it's cool all that matters is you survive brian because you're the key to winning this game you really don't know i'd rather you have three lies in me one than the other way around ryan no oh i almost got you that was really cool thank you okay here's our chance now we just gotta kill this stupid cat i i've never they're gonna hit it on the ground then it's gonna multiply oh actually i've never seen you have no idea what to expect from hits wow okay alive man please save me let's go we just gotta keep saving each other yep oh the pink balls [Music] save me we are just let's go to the same we can't die let's go this is the way no brian oh no how close are we i think for this one we gotta switch your super from invincibility to something else yeah because it's just a waste yeah oh my gosh this is terrifying thank you for dying all right let's both get one for supers let's go wait wait i can't tell if i'm in the right super okay okay no you have to jump no well this is going to be a little bit harder now i i got this mortal strat immortal strats save me save me just survive just survive just keep shooting him that's fine that's fine no the immoral strats okay use your reacts here okay no what does that count what just happened i don't know you still have your ex though you still have it should you use it straight up should it right now yeah jump up to him okay save me see me yep all right nice nice that's a good one yo okay no safe yep i got you all right i got you no i'm down you got me teamwork immortal shot i'm a moral i'm more shot we got he's gotta be close he's gotta be close he has to i'm just going the green i'm going to green oh you got me let's go home finally yes oh we're making it through baby we're making it through all right time for boat guy all right so this guy he's a pretty scary dude we might one try this honestly hey you don't even have to care about that guy if he hits you it doesn't matter it just makes our uh screen a little goopy ah it's like the mario kart it's squidward squidward stop it it's good it's good i run he's about to shoot he's about to shoot oh okay i didn't know he had shooters he's got shooters on lock man shouldn't let that thing hit me i don't care oh i care about that though no it's all to you finish the mission he cannot finish oh wait i have three health what what goodness man dude i'm kind of styling on this man walk in the park this is kind of pathetic from him oh my goodness this is a little bit embarrassing on his part yeah this is pretty super embarrassing for him my controller it just caused me to lose something well hey that was really embarrassing for him geez wow oh wow that was that was kind of awkward yeah writers do better but now we have three bosses left brian wait four four oh goodness but this one shouldn't be too hard either okay let's lock in all right so just aim for her head okay she's just getting up like the witch she is but she has medusa to be fair she is she's a mermaid well that's who she's like she can and brian were you even there for the charity i was there that was my specific time frame how do you forget all the lore about these people you even commented on it dude that's funny all right run run run run run on the important things because i you did comment on you're like oh she's supposed to be modeled after medusa i'm pretty sure really yeah oh you have to like break yourself out yeah wish i knew that all right now here's the hardest part because she's going to freeze you while you're going through this oh my gosh i love having at the heart you're live your life we got this first try again no way the script brian please the scriptwriters stop die oh my gosh how do we do that oh my goodness this is so easy literally easiest game of our lives now we're about to first try another one okay we're first trying all of these we're about to be done easiest game getting the speed run back on track all right so for this one i want you to only use your homing shot this homing shot is very overpowered in this one yeah i'm not gonna worry about like because now you can go for all the eyeballs oh and i can focus on the other stuff well he's a carrying soap because they're soapy guys that's true they could ask you why you're not carrying soap to be fair i hope you're carrying soap at some capacity yeah at some point in your life how is he not finished off yet this dude is insane because i'm not even doing damage film i'm just doing damage everything else oh my gosh i accidentally did that ow are you in the middle in the middle oh i was just gonna trust you just to move the train no no so it doesn't go up okay that's good to know all right in the middle oh not in the middle enough okay now we're gonna focus on one at a time so be all the way over here yeah actually you keep using your automatic for this one all right left left left all right it's gonna do that we'll just go back we're gonna go this way no oh no i can't save you yeah that was rough we gotta first try this first try dude if we get three first tries in a row can i game that's the question yes he's a phantom phantom phantom yo danny phantom he was just 14 and his parents built a very strange machine you know what song that's from oh yeah i think i wouldn't know daddy phantom let's go how do we do that so easily this game is so easy sorry now we have to be dice guy oh easy club but i'm just confused on how that phase went that fast yeah like compared to all the other ones it was like the double health too like yeah that was kind of weird i mean okay i think we can beat this game today now i wasn't sure about it but we're going to cheese this really quick so we get the hearts in the right spots because sometimes you got to do what you got to do all right that's good we're not technically beating it four times in a row then all right let me do this hey yeah it is brian okay we'll cut out we'll cut out that time all right so we got our first thing on our first try let's go fourth time in a row you just ate us four yeah so now we have to take care of this dude so basically what you want to do is not die okay sounds a good shred all right so now switch over other side and yeah you just gotta do this this guy's honestly one of the easier ones that's why we choose him ow one of the easier ones you do need to not run into the fire which was a good idea oh he's shooting at the wrong spot brad you just you screwed him yes i tricked him get over get [Music] no don't try and get me don't try to get me no all right brian i need you to watch you know our opponents okay okay i need to just learn what they're doing so maybe we didn't do it all in a row but that's fine that's fine okay i just need to not die too all right go over out not to the left so you just gotta swerve in and out of them like this you can't be all the way on the side let's go i'm just gonna watch you nope didn't work see i do a jump over there that was your problem you didn't jump so this first one comes i go back and i jump over it okay and now jump the other way so this one's coming go back yep and now we can wait that one out jump and now it'll go over us okay all right first gun jump all right now go under it oh go on you gotta react to what the end of you can't die there please don't die at that point i know this is such an easy boss to die oh my goodness don't smoke kids jump over it now now jump to the other side there we go yeah this is what happens when you smoke this guy comes in your life this guy will shoot fireballs at you oh my god let's go and you jump too you would have dodged the attack anyways let's go yes i got it well we can't brian no did it not work you know it's fine it's fine man it's what the scriptwriter said it's fine the script that they need a little more action i consider not saving you there because of that young danny fandom he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine you imagine being 14 in the ghost i mean that'd be pretty cool does he stay like 14 or does he age no like ages he's not always a ghost either oh yeah like he's part ghost like part like a kid so like does he not age when he's a ghost and he ages when he's a kid all right brian have you ever heard of a pillow pet but it's both a pillow have you ever heard her it's it's a pillow pad he switches between a pillow pet is always a pillow and a pet no it's either a pillow or it's a pet no because the song is it's a pillow it's it's a hat it's a pillow okay yes because he can switch between the two it's a pillow and it's a pet yes he's not that saying it's simultaneously a pillow and a pet no it's not it switches between being a pillow and being a pet you can sleep on the pet form that's fine but you're not supposed to do you sleep on your pets jeez yes i literally have a stuffed animal that i sleep on all the time oh that's cute me too what's yours name yes and then i have like seven stuffed animals i have jeff wally quindarius lola uh pushing wait you have a lola body uh no just like a it's not actually a little bunny you have a lullaby nice yes it's a life size oh wow stuffed animals are underrated no i went to the wrong one now i just have to face off against this boss by myself i was trying to save you and this is the worst boss oh my gosh oh god i just chose the wrong thing maybe my beat dude oh god it's this thing again okay triangle oh i didn't even know i had the whoopsie why do you always do that i didn't even mean to click triangle it was just fat thumbs also this is the easiest boss of all time by the way so if you get hit once then you're crunch is definitely the domino chick nah this is definitely easier than domino check i don't know man i'm gonna push the limits he's so trash okay i told you he just died for me to even be alive thank you all right that was easier all right now all we have to do is finish this guy out his final phase is easy all right let's do it what did that do getting two uh it puts us at the end now watch out oh my gosh he literally just destroyed us well the fight just starts yeah that was kind of ridiculous that he went for your right by you first here jump on these and you need to uh you need to constantly parry them i can't parry one time you just need to keep pairing okay perry i legitly cannot parry i'll just keep saving you do you remember the parry button yes okay you're not even jumping now no i'm clicking accidentally i just die immediately you're not even jumping stop dude he hits oh you're the dash too no only sometimes you have to dash [Laughter] this is so so easy that was so easy [Laughter] all right easy boss i can't that was so funny i didn't even do it but i made it to the end now all we have is the devil what a great team effort there hey yo i'm a devil all right do we want to join him or not can you join them you can what happens i mean do you want to find out yeah let's do it all right bat the voice yo we're evil it's the squad we won yeah we won we beat the game all right brian the question is do we want to join him keep joining us so we will stop joining him if you get twitch prime all right so this is the easiest boss in the game no way yeah no he's super easy for some reason i decided to make the easiest boss the final boss what what am i supposed to do right save me are you dead yeah this is the easiest boss don't you i don't even know how to mentally process you being dead that was me all right to the left laugh just not get hurt just stay safe a little lamb yeah i called you little lamb wasn't that cute ryan you're this is really awkward you're saying it's it you're not saying it was cute i'm focused man i'm focused on something super awkward now i i i feel really awkward what what's the goal what are you supposed to do there honestly ryan maybe you weren't such a silly goose you wouldn't have to go to the back to the goose pen what the heck is a goose patch tell me that oh it's where the goose chill oh i forgot this entire time my camera has been over my health my bad oh dude no keep it on the suspense of it jump dash ah i did too early oh here ryan since you died i'm just gonna wallow in my depression fatty whack fatty whack give a dog a bone who's that dog it's mr peanut butter but nobody said that i feel weird saying it i'm just like nobody's like mr peanut butter i'm like come on guys like how do they not know who that dog is one of these days brian we're going to beat this game and everyone who doubted us is going to cry dude we're lillian the precipice of it ah oh he's chasing me just jump over a man just jump over should i clutch this one out brian i i don't know if it'll be right to beat it without you you know what do you think i think you gotta clutch it or keck if you i can we click you if enough people in your like chat kick you no they can't kick me from my own channel i think wow it's really quick if you get past that first stage yeah we just gotta if you're alive there we win ow why'd you go that way he never goes this way oh no he that's the first time he's gone left ryan you got this all you gotta do is believe in the heart of it i'm still alive i honestly thought i died i was like okay i'm just chilling i ate these little minions [Music] he's faster than me oh dude we beat the goat thing two times now we're destroying this dude this dude is definitely not getting a halloween present now dang it now we're both at one bridesmaid okay okay it's up to you you got this okay okay okay okay and here goes brian he's gonna go he's he's gonna not get hit by that bomb because he's gonna parry it what the oh my gosh where are they when they're where in there teabag him teabag him yeah dude just drop the skin what the heck just left the skin on the counter ow unreal unreal unreal this game i swear you know the sneeze you're fine dude you're fine why am i so holding square that's so easy we did it we did it it's over under jesus it's the game easier once one of us dies or something because it feels like they don't have any health at the end yeah honestly it's like every single time i die also you just like destroyed them in the fall face well we did it he's dead and we threw away all the contracts and we saved the people wait that's why everyone was fighting us because they were contractually obligated yeah wow yeah that just goes to show you don't get into business unreal unreal subscribe if you enjoyed

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Length: 32min 44sec (1964 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 03 2022