South Park: Raisins Reaction (Season 7, Episode 14)

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[Music] today we're checking out South Park raisins and we're getting a proper introduction to the goth kids if you want to check out my reaction to the entire episode the link to my patreon is in the description below y'all ready for this one let's run it baby let's get it let's go all right you guys it's first down I'll hike the ball in the third set hut Kyle and Cartman go deep post outs Kenny run a slant up the middle Butters be ready for the screen right what are we playing again foot got it okay 23 blue 23 set hot set hot Wendy breaks up what Wendy breaks up with you who whoa wait a minute what did I do wrong I haven't even talked to Wendy for weeks she just doesn't want to be with you anymore she said my man said wasn't I do wrong I haven't spoken to her in weeks bro you think she's going to she's going to sit there and wait for you bro y' got to have a conversation y got to chill y got to kick it you know what I mean but bro that's grimy she sent she sent like a Hitman out to do the job you know what I mean she sent her friend out to break his heart and that's up you feel me she still wants to be friends whatever baby like Stan really cares just get out of our football game you stupid you fat ass you guys are oh yeah well at least we have you dumb girl God you're so bro what nah n do they think that they don't have cuz they're girls and girls don't doodle is that what's going on here Kyle will you go talk to Wendy for me why cuz I need to know why she broke up a dude come on I got to do my science homework bro she's right there like just talk to her yourself you're already dumped what's the worst that can happen she's going to going to dump you again no bro just go for it Wendy Stan wants to know why you break up look Stan is really nice I just don't want to be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore I've been wanting to break up for a while but it's it's nothing against him oh damn okay she says she's been W to break up for a while and it's nothing against you what that's no answer go tell her to be more direct with me no dude I'm out go talk to her yourself be poetic Kyle this is my life Jimmy hey St Jimmy will you go talk to Wendy for me tell her is my muse no tell her tell her she's a continuing source of inspiration to me hey W hey Wendy yeah Stan says you're a you're a Stan says you're a continuing source of inspiration to him N Dog no Jimmy bro I know I know he to do it on purpose but come on my man just sabotaged any any type of chance that that that there was if any of standing wheny getting back together this kid bro well oh [ __ ] she just walked away St you're going to have to face F it's over but he doesn't stutter there right like he doesn't up what he's saying there we came over to cheer you up Stan go away Stan you can't keep doing this to yourself you have to go live why what's the point of living when the only girl I ever love is gone damn what you guys have no idea how this feels my chest hurts I feel this like sinking feeling where my heart is it's broken damn jeez he's worse than I thought what do we do now should I try telling him a fantastic joke no we just get the out you're the one that messed it up at the first place bro it's your no it it's not it's not Jimmy's fault I know but he definitely didn't help the situation hey guys welcome to of you right over here so you guys having a good time today uh how about some more fun fries guys okay oh I'm glad you guys came in everyone in here such a loser but you bro don't tell me that she's working here and that's why she dumped them what do you think Stan these girls are pretty cute huh Jesus Christ I think I've died and gone to heaven this place is awesome how do you know we haven't even tried the food yet hey guys wao how are we doing this afternoon good I'm so glad you guys came in everyone in here such a loser but you guys seem really cool who we are this looks familiar this I I had to have seen parts of this in a compilation or something Butter's face and the interaction with this girl is very familiar to me hi guys my name is Porsha hey this is Stan oh hey cutie how are you I love your hat I used to have a hat just like that except it was black and it didn't have a puff ball on it oh my God my hands are so cold that means it it wasn't a hat just like that she's an airhead bro he's not he's not he's not feeling it sweetie are you leaving well I don't want to Lexis but my stupid friends want to go aw well when am I going to get to see you again when do you want to see me as soon as possible oh my God here we left you a already another $5 oh you are such a sweetie come here you bruh he got finessed he got finessed he's he's he's that he's that one friend you feel me that's going to get married and settle down with the with the first girl you got to be that that that pays attention to him I can't let Wendy go this whole time I've been having my friends do all the talking for me it's time I took control what are you doing something I should have done a long time [Music] ago is that Wendy's house baby you need to go talk to Wendy for me right now bro I thought he was going to Wendy's house what the what what is she gonna do bro like nyar olds right 9-year-olds all this time I've been trying to have my friends do all the talking for me now I realize I need her friends to do it tell her I love her Stan why don't you show her you love her if you really want Wendy back try doing the most romantic thing you can think of okay so what's the most romantic thing I can think of you really want a shot of getting her back stand outside her window hold a boom box over your head and play Peter [Music] Gabriel holy sh if you thought his heart was broken already nah this this this is it bro this is it he's never going to trust the girl again you know what I mean he's he's he's he's no longer going to be the stand that we know bro like that's it somebody somebody play that Kanye West record heartless holy I just I just couldn't stop thinking about you that problem could you uh just help walk me to my bike right thanks again for the big tip you are such a sweetie come back and see me real soon okay oh wait Lexus jeez I almost forgot I got you this present oh wow thanks cutie it's a little stuffed bear dressed like a rabbit gosh that's the nicest gift I hey he's doing a great job he's not letting Butters get near her he keeps pushing them back gotten all night thank you well we got to go honey be sure to come back to raisins and see me again okay well yeah but but hey hey hey Lexis well I was thinking well I was thinking that we should go do something sometime let's be honest bro does Butters really need security you know what I mean like does homie really need to be pushing Butters back he's the nicest kid in the group oh gee that would be great honey but I'm really busy this week tell you what you come back to raisins and then we'll be able to hang out all we want okay okay bye cutie bye bye [Music] darling wellow a real life relationship no oh come on dude all you've done for the last 4 days is MoP around you might as well go hang out with those goth kids who dress in black and talk about pain all the time maybe I should at least they would understand me maybe I should go hang with the goth kids okay I know it's your first day Ferrari so I want to go over the basics with you okay when you're not serving food or talking with customers you need to dance around and have fun we have things like hula hoop silly strings and water guns to play with the other girls be sure to giggle a lot and be sure to show off your raisins water guns now when you take a customer's order you need to sit down at the table with them it makes them think you're interested if you want good tips the most important thing is physical contact pack just a simple hold of the arm can be the difference between $5 and $20 I'll be right back with your order guys yo these girls are Hustlers finessing all these all these boys you know what I'm saying that're craving attention holy hi welcome to Ravens hey is Lex here hey cutie darling how are we doing today oh good I missed you so much WoW shallow life drowning alone I gas for air coldness creeps over pale skin there's sadness so deep it pulls me down happiness dies in The de dark s yeah happiness does yeah all right your turn no dog no my man switch up the beanie for a all black be bro Stan I need you to come back bro this is not you my man's got an earring hold on why do the go why do they have crosses if they're if they're goth I don't think I've ever seen a uh a goth kid or or a goth person with anything Jesus related you know what I mean what if your PMS about pain there is Darkness all around me deep piercing black I cannot breathe my heart has been wa the pain is Everlasting I miss you so much babe want to hold you in my arms again girl want to well dude those last two lines aren't goth they're not no dude you can't say I miss you so much babe I want to hold you in my arms make it I miss seeing you so much I want to my eyes out with oh my God Henrietta hi sweetie go away mom leave me alone hey is Lexis there please this is your boyfriend nah nah that's crazy bro her boyfriend friend bro somebody look look at the pictures oh I just noticed that how do you get that picture her Facebook profile or some hey Lexis hi sweetie who's this it's me Butters oh okay hi cutie that's a that's a dead giveaway bro like how is he not picking up on that you know what I mean hey sweetie who's this who else are you calling sweetie you know what I mean hey hey sweetie I was thinking tonight you could come over and we could watch The Exorcist on DVD oh gee I don't know cutie why don't you just come down to raisins well I kind of don't have any money left but I spend it all the raisin the last six times a that's too bad cutie I yo poor bus is a sucker uh Hey Lexus well there's something I've been meaning to say here it goes she hung up next is I oh jeez Maybe I shouldn't say it no wait I want to say it I love you he's all innocent yo where's his dad bro he needs he needs his pops right now he needs he needs a masculine figure you know what I mean to give him some guidance Point him in the right direction and and and tell him to like lay off a bit you feel me like he he's going way too hard what are you spending all that money on butters on my girlfriend girlfriend you have a girlfriend Butters yeah and she's a girl right yeah well all right good for you Butters oh that is so cute when do we get to meet her well I was hoping to go see her right now you can come along you see I told you he wouldn't turn out they bet on my man's uh my man's Butters preference nah dog that is so grimy have some have some faith in your kid bro some hope be a kid you know what I mean oh Jesus Christ I had to see it to believe it what the hell are you doing breathing deep the darkness that envelops my soul God damn it dude your mom and dad want you to come home so they can fill my head with more Disney lies about how perfect the world is I don't think so yeah why don't you just go back to your Justin Timberlake and your homework you conformist [ __ ] you just don't know what real pain is I like how he he's constantly like doing this you know what I mean like fixing his his hair he got he got that Connor thing going on oh like you know what pain is go try living in a third world country you little I'm not going to live in a third world country with all the conformists Stan this is it time to stop feeling sorry for yourself and come home everyone cares about you and everyone wants you back what about is she still a token yeah she is then people shouldn't care about me because I don't care about them what's the point of caring all bring some pain for sure fine that's it I give up have fun being miserable coffee and cigar is crazy yeah go ahead and have a seat guys I got to go find Lexus hey cutie you having a good time this place is horrible to objectify girls like this hi guys can I take your order little girl you shouldn't be working here you should be learning a skill so you can grow up to be a businesswoman or even a doctor who knows you could cure cancer good [ __ ] I could cure cancer oh my God that would be so cool I had a cancer sore on my lip once and it hurts so bad oh never mind I think raisins might be the perfect place for you Mom Dad this is Lexus uh Butters can we have a little talk with you outside finally anything you have to say to me you can say in front of Alexis you don't approve of my girlfriend let me tell you something M dad our love is as pure as a mountain spring the OD may be stacked against us yo this dude is delusional Butters I hate to see it happen to you bro if you can't be happy for us you can just go to heck Mom and Dad come on Alexis I'm moving out of my parents house and I'm moving in with you let's blow this joint what are you talking about kid we are not boyfriend and girlfriend ooh what Alexis what are you saying are you saying you don't want to be together anymore I'm sorry sweetie so that's it we broken up now I bro y'all were never together what do you mean broken up now got to get these curly fries to table [Music] 12 go ahead and go it's best we don't say anything more there's nothing left to say it's over Dam relationship is [Music] over hey the truth hurts sometimes you know what I mean it is what it is you you gotta his life you feel me you got to deal with it but if homie was a little bit more on his you feel me on his this what happened to him look at that another torch of Soul another life of pain hey Raven Chuck it out Butters oh hey hey Stan did you step on your heart with stiletto shoes yeah I'm sure do hurt that's cool I guess you can join up with us if you want no thanks I love life huh oh good [ __ ] dump well yeah and I'm sad but at the same time I'm really happy that something can make me feel that sad it's like it it it makes me feel alive you know it makes me feel human the only way I could feel this side now is if I felt something really good before I have to take the good so I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness I guess that sounds stupid yeah wow bro what now I got to I got to I got to we got to give Butters a round of applause we'll give him some air horns to you know what I'm saying nah he he appreciates life bro he knows that in order in order to feel pain you got to be happy in order to appreciate your happiness you got to go through some you feel me this is uh this is good he's coming off like Super Wise super smart but my man's really got finessed by the girl at Hooters no no Butters that doesn't sound stupid at all well thanks for offering to let me in your click guys but to be honest I'd rather be a crying little than a goth kid he's right I don't even know who I am anymore Dam I like liking life a lot more than hating it screw you guys I'm going home hey we got standbag go ahead and go back to your Sunshine fairy tale hey can I join in what happened aren't you still wallowing in pain yeah it still hurts a lot but I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life so I better learn to deal with it the right way hell yeah hey Wendy you're a right here buddy let's go oh dude it's it's good to have you back yeah let's play ball let's get it that was good that was good so far so good we're going to continue with the goth kits and see how this story not story but I see how it plays out having them on the show you feel me but listen I appreciate you pulling up and watching this video with me if you enjoyed it go ahead and smash that like button smash that subscribe button if you haven't yet and join the family till next time I'm out peace
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Length: 18min 26sec (1106 seconds)
Published: Sat Sep 30 2023
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