Rick and Morty: The ABC's of Beth Reaction (Season 3, Episode 9)

[Music] oh it's the magic crayon lady are you hungry I was just about to make dinner and by make dinner I mean do some nasty for one of these creatures and eat the baby YouTube what is up welcome back to the channel guys today we got Rick and Morty the ABC's of Beth if you want to watch my reaction to the entire episode the link to my patreon is in the description below y'all ready for this one let's run it baby let's get it let's go in local news child murderer Joseph Eli lip niip is scheduled to Die Tomorrow by lethal injection his execution already drawing dozens more Spectators than the death of DV news Carla the man that once ate his own son wow he's really getting executed after all this time bro they just said the dude ate his son why you know the Sun that he ate was your best friend Tommy we know stop True Crime bragging I was traumatized summer okay your generation wouldn't get that my generation gets traumatized for breakfast oh nah oh nah she just a dress her mom as if that was my mom she would have slapped the [ __ ] out of her dog aren't you guys supposed to be at your father's for custody weekend we're not in a hurry Dad sleeps until sundown can we talk a little bit more oh he's the whole loser bubble gun there's no so did he just send them over to Jerry's like that was it my best work I don't know does it deserve to be [ __ ] on creatively yeah that's right I agree with your look of horrified realization you can be very inconsiderate sometimes hold on so froy land was an actual place created by Rick himself it's not some sort of imagination land I don't care how you made it I want to know if Tommy's still in there relax Beth hold on so if Tommy is in there does that mean Rick kidnapped them I can't believe he used to lock me up in this glorified Chicken Coop Chicken Coop oh n that river is a rainbow literally come on I I I put real elbow grease into this place that's a literal rainbow listen bro I don't care what you did I don't care how you spin it you use this world to lock your kid up in it that's dark bro like that's fed up you're right I'm a terrible dad well nothing to live for Goodbye cruel world dad oh no oh the water's breathable who went and did that what that's crazy that's rainbow water but his lab coat is still white has no colors on it this thing is sinking razor sharp closet you've made your point dad bro I think that's real ant telekinetic pretty cool huh huh check it out who wants a smoothie bro that's hard that's what she said no oh God that's kind of lit but not only did you not put the top on the blender you left the the the skin the peel and all of that on the fruit Morty summer this is Kiara yo she's tall as summer Kiara and I met on that Interstellar dating service Rick was always suggesting when your mom and I were together and things just kind of clicked oh sh yo Rick is a whole home wrecker I mean technically no right cuz it didn't happen when they were together but just the fact that he like pitched that idea at him you know what I mean I'm sure you noticed what she has three of but guess what she has two of a [ __ ] what is it what is it you know what it is bro nah Jerry's having hell of fun with that all right you know what oh my God yo his whole arm got ripped off a oh yeah this place is the safest best dad ever bro you know how bad it could have been for Beth there's no way what's her friend's name Tommy there's no way Tommy's there you can't do it can't you you can't just apologize okay okay Beth I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology it's just a working theory of course if that's the case I expect he'd be woried as a kind of God by a medieval Level Society of his least delicious children hold on hold on hold on so my man was surviving by eating um creatures right and supposedly his dad ate him you are now prisoners of our exalted ruler so those are all his kids your father and I are soul bonded Soul bonded um does your planet have shorter days because you guys are moving kind of [Laughter] fast oh she probably knew of Eric's worked here and that's that's why she said the Yelp reviews didn't matter n that's crazy bro like my man's just used to the the madness the the the hecticness of dating an alien bro every weekend you two have told me to move on move on like out of bed like stop using paper towels for toilet paper Dam that got to hurt you're grossed out by your avocado shaped head and blue skin and you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head nah that's what you want to do obviously I'll kneel for King Tommy I'm not kneeling suck my seriously oh my God players go I am little Tommy what the [ __ ] is that bro it's like a cross breed between a chander a slowpoke what is that I and Tiny Beth tiny Beth flopy land where I have no rolles I am excited so this is how it all went down Nintendo and his stag likes him I take it Tommy wasn't class playright oh sh so she did this out of jealousy you want to see the Honey Swamp yes let's do it well I want to see you dead ow help oh no I will hunt this rock I will hunt this tree just [ __ ] everything hun this beast of the land and put my seed in it yo so this dude is literally telling us how it all went down how Beth set him up for failure and then how he had to breed while he was out there good good job perhaps a demonstration is in order get around gang that's it ew that gave birth instantly bro you're going to believe a play over your own daughter yes I am Beth because you're not my own daughter oh God yes I'm one of infinite best with infinite father oh that that's what he meant I was I was kind of confused but yeah you know why all Ricks made a fry land for other little girls same reason I wasn't surprised by Tommy's overwritten badly structured cheaply produced flashback you were a scarying kid man you would rather believe I'm evil than admit that you were a bad father yo so she was a full-blown Savage a teddy bear with anatomically correct innards night vision googly eyeglasses sound erasing sneakers false fingerprints sound erasing sneakers what does that even mean fall asleep darts a lie detecting doll an indestructible baseball bat bro an indestructible baseball bat is crazy that means she was willing to whale on somebody with that sh mind controlled hair clips poison gum a pink sensient switchblade hi Beth you've gotten taller shall we resume stabbing oh my God it might be because I was jealous of his family wait what why wasn't his dad like some kind of cannibal seems like it must be hereditary whatever you say Stone Cold Steve Austin I don't know why I just said that Nei doesn't make a lot of sense but got to stand by it whatever you say Stone Cold Steve Austin I'm owning it I just thought it's cuz he grabbed a beer or some [ __ ] you feel me that's the last of them tonight we celebrate with a hunt yes for tomorrow damn son all right like at this point you you got to you got to wrap it up bro like is this relationship really worth it you got to sit there and analyze everything cuz this seems to be like what you're doing on a regular basis yeah the the the powers you get are cool and all but you're not really meant to have those Powers you feel me so it's because of my kids you know like you don't like the shape of her head or that's you dad that's you right I want to hear you say it look I'm a closeted racist and I'm sexist that's crazy oh it's the magic crayon lady are you hungry I was just about to make dinner and by make dinner I mean do some nasty with one of these creatures and eat the baby I'm Beth Beth the Destroyer oh he's scared of her have apologies changed Tommy I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology oh my God I'm my father damn someone just kill this b word this b word or to stab damn and that's why one [ __ ] plus two puss makes a bunch of puss come on y'all I'm trying to make this appeal into your sex addicted Lifestyles hi I need to pull Morty out of school nah bro what the is he teaching him what why it's nice there also I broke up with Kiara and she didn't take it well and she wants to murder you to what did he say you guys should definitely run oh my God what does your breakup have to do with us right she kind of blames you guys for the breakup why because I told her it was your fault what oh my God so this dude didn't have the balls to break up with her like admitting that he didn't want to be with her so he threw his kids under the bus to get out of that relationship nah he's a whole coward oh yeahall lucky I got out yeah he didn't want to come back so um he gave me this you want to help [Music] okay all right so that wasn't the reason why I was pausing I was actually pausing to say hey they're finally bonding but in a in a really weird way they're cloning somebody that Beth killed yeah they were about to kill his ass no no oh I thought they were going to accidentally press it or some [ __ ] I feel like I've spent my life pretending you're a great guy and trying to be like you and the Ugly Truth has always been that I'm not that great a guy and you're exactly like me yeah when you know nothing matters the universe is yours and I've never met a universe that was into it the universe is basically an animal when you know nothing matters the universe is yours that's kind of motivational bro like if you don't care what people think of you you'll be successful damn son and consume broadcast network reality TV on the same allegedly ironic level as you you could be gone a day a week or the rest of your life with zero consequences oh wow my secret bonus is that no matter what you choose you're finally going to chill the out hold on so she misses having Jerry around and being a family you can't run forever she's really off I know it's kind of hot are we about to get Beth versus this alien bro we're not Hunters we want to hide with you we're not hiding we're nesting Ooh La La you need to break up with her dad properly God get a dead stop her okay help Hera let's just run away what the fu bro tror what are you doing here just hunting do you really expect me to believe it has nothing to do with us you knew Earth was my domain I don't like what you're insinuating bro what the yo she's doing some foul [ __ ] var's Nest spread across 300 galaxies and you just happened to pick this planet to hunt that's Gorgon sh total Gorgon [ __ ] Gorgon sh what's a gorgon one of their animals so they're saying [ __ ] hey Rick did you know my dad was dating an alien no gross for the alien araldo isn't closed in the dimension where they didn't invent daylight savings what would we do without you I love you Dad love you too sweetie nah she's got to be a clone right by the way that wasn't time travel there were just a couple pizzas on the counter I grabbed them hey Jerry it's Kiara listen my boyfriend saw those texts you've been sending me and he got pretty pissed off if he calls you just ignore him this is carox I have intercepted sexual Communications between you and my new girlfriend Kiara I am coming to kill you now sh I killed that alien that was coming after you looking out for you buddy nicean Rick don't be mad I J's girlfriend Kiara who are you talking to Rick doesn't matter I'm going to go ahead and let you off the hook for the seven $0 late fee you can go ahead and keep that answering machine nobody really uses those anymore except for exposition on TV shows anyways n this was a this was a solid episode bro we definitely got to see a different side of Beth that I didn't know existed you know what I mean now did she end up getting cloned or not probably not but I don't know man I don't know I guess we'll find out in later episodes you know what I'm saying but listen man I appreciate you pulling up and watching this video with me if you enjoyed it you know what to do go ahead and smash that like button smash that subscribe button if you haven't yet and join the family till next time I'm out peace

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Length: 14min 43sec (883 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 07 2024