SORTEDfood moments (9) that cook my fork

welcome to level up where we take an everyday dish and bring it up because we're not chefs we're normal fresh new day fresh new pasta janice janice reveal all oh not that much chad put it back ben is the only thing you and snoop dogg have in common is you both love country walks i might just write a big thing on paper saying with try making them all the same size but as ever size doesn't matter your balls are bigger than mine no comment and the winner will be crowned king of the nudes well it sounded good up until that last bit yeah i was also not fond of the i'm bored stiff so i'm calling the boys i've seen something really interesting which is a pineapple which i know barry is allergic to but i think it would make a delicious ketchup james fries diced shallots in butter whilst being a terrible friend what is cbd marijuana this has taken 33 years i've never shaved if you can squeeze just under half a lemon into here it's such a simple strawberry puree lemon juice without the pits john guys who is policing this what's wrong you drain me i'm like a fly on your kitchen wall i'm watching everything i'm gonna swat you there is pasta on the table there is also flour and egg yolks i'll leave that to barry we can work that out james has trust issues in that he clearly trusts barry too much well i can't i can't taste that so i can't i don't know what to do with that if i can't taste it oh calm down barry i thought i was a drama queen what's the dish fish and chips barry what was written on that piece of paper fish and chips barry fish and chips barry [Music] yeah actually sometimes fisting it just works right there's no need though is that so do you want to see the real magic this is exactly the magic that's going to be happening inside of your bread down it noticed some bread on there so maybe a nice garlic bread would be good i feel like that's got jamie all over it made some garlic bread that's what i do who's next to me jamie you'll know what to do what i can do instead start some garlic bread what kind of diameter are you looking for no i don't know how much for the pud i mean i want to say ten pounds fiver three pounds ninety-nine yes oh hmm i'm quite i'm surprised at how cheap that is well my milkshake brings the boys the yard and they're like it's absolutely delicious ebbers i'm going double pork bacon and pork loin you're going dp oh my goodness smoked or unsmoked jamie is bacon really bacon if it's not smoked i have to agree with that bacon is a curing process if your bacon's unsmoked it's just hot ham you watch us mess it up and learn the lessons so that if you ever do this hopefully you don't make the same mistakes oh no not so good this one go away evers this is between me and the audience mike john this is our only chance to cover the microwave for 10 seconds please yeah sure because that's in my job description thank you janice my sweetheart i'm sorry what oh janice i'm such a fool i'm about to feed him that butter through every one of his orifices if you ever leave me there's nothing i want to do will always be my sweetheart i'm getting 8.50 an hour for this no matter where we go why's he got so many pens in his pocket uh first i've gotta do a oh no what is it in italian it's sofrito spanish is that called mirepoix that would be a sofrito barry so we've obviously got some mints going on in there there's uh what's it called when you have a a thing with the onions and the celery and the and the carrots it's called a that's the frito we've got one of them so james had to get all the chopping out of the way for the it's really annoying me what it's called what's it called it's called a sofrito it's called uh when you you chop the onion and the celery and the carrot and you put all of that that's the frito it's called a that's a frito it's called a as the frito almost got it now i'm just gonna spend the next six minutes making garlic bread and thinking about what it's supposed to be called because it's called a i don't care anymore i have no idea what's going into this there's there's a mirepoix oh in hindsight i feel like maybe i should have like grated up all the sofrito sofrito ah called it a mirepoix i ordered short rib taco spicy pork taco chicken taco and calamari taco don't know what any of these guys are gonna have big fan of the nuts how's it going it's going good how are you i'm sweaty excellent that's how i like you best you've got great looking nudes thanks mate okay stay calm stay calm stay calm hello i'm a bowl of ramen and i'm delicious his question how long does a fried wally take to fry i guess it depends on the wally frying them we got some sort of powder i sniffed it but i sniffed it so much it went in my eye oh well this is going to be a productive 10 minutes okay oh um we've got no time to see to that am i right um i'm having a nightmare i think that just carries on oh here we go sorry i got chilly up my nose my eye i bloody hate sushi every time i sneeze i have to wash my hands and my time is going to go even rapidly than it is now and i said rapidly i said it there you go oh sake i'm having a shocker stomped up nothing nothing but sneeze we should have a sneeze counter so at least it shows that i did something already on it diesel chisel of the whistle but i beat that into that keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going snuffing chocolate what did you tell it i'm even going to put a little nozzle in there because i'm such a nice guy we're cooking a fork i think the fork is cooked the frickles are fricking now that our mousse is set we can think about garnishing it ready to serve don't you dare okay here we go here we go here we go that's a simmer that's a simmer that's a cinnamon so come on butter melt melt melt melt mouth mouth melts nope nope here we go here we go here we go [Music] yay we broke him i came into the kitchen i sniffed the seasoning and then i sneezed for six minutes how did the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant i don't know he forgot to wrap his whopper oh no that needs to cool so we're just going to call that we're just going to call it we're just going to call it we're just going to call it what are we going to do call it right let's get these tomatoes out tomatoes what shall i do what should i do good old mike ever dependable in a crisis ah you learn from your mistakes and bloody hell do i make sure thanks

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Length: 8min 8sec (488 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 03 2021