Sona & Matt Tease Conan About His Eating Habits | Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

I'm gonna get right into it today okay because I've got something on my mind business yeah I am you know I do mean business and I just want your opinion on something been very happily married for a long time now to my lovely wife Liza you've known Liza for a very long time girl you've met Liza it's wonderful wonderful person she's right and um yeah whatever this is she's right okay well here's my problems okay we grew up differently oh yeah she grew up in a very sensible home okay she has one sister when you go to their home it's very sensible they're lovely people they're sane everything's just so you know and you contrast that with the way that I grew up and again I love my parents and and my siblings but there was a lot of us when my parents would go to the grocery store store they would uh first of all before we could go with them they would have to buy a lot of food and then when we could go we of course were just terrible rotten kids and we would just throw because there's so many gross grocery carts because there's so many people in the family my grandmother lived with us and we would throw all kinds of crud into the grocery cart that we could you know process junk food and my mother would try to weed it all out at the checkout line but of course you can't it's too much and we she's weeding some of it out but we're sneaking it back in and then we get home and there's you know literally just awful you know cheese flavored puffed up stuff made by uh you know filled with chemicals called dippity-dappity doo doos stuff that they later found out was just chock full of dangerous toxic chemicals and it's now in a landfill somewhere uh but anyway so that was the kind of way I grew up and we were voracious eaters and still you've seen me eat soda it's terrible it's terrifying it's like yeah you eat like you have siblings looming over you yeah really quickly so anyway I was the other day hanging out with with Liza and she just mentioned she said yeah I'm off I'm off to the market and get some stuff and I went great great so I'm just whatever as you do you regress and I'm getting hungry and I'm thinking about her coming in with bags and bags of just like food and I'm forgetting that I married this sensible person yeah you know and uh so I'm imagining there's going to be Doritos oh no and uh Captain Crunch and just a giant a giant roast turkey that's got gravy on it already and uh there's gonna be you know some some Swedish Fish and then there's going to be like three milkshakes and a couple of hamburgers that have been you know you sound like you're high I'm just yeah exactly she comes in and she's all happy and I'm like oh good what'd you get and she said well I got some fresh almonds and I got some blackberries oh you know what Liza isn't right no but then I found out in her defense and so I'm like what what and then I found out that she went to the farmer's market but still even if I went to the farmer's market if I got almonds and blackberries I would I don't know on the way home I'd stop at a 7-Eleven and I'd force them at gum point to make me a ham sandwich using pieces of slim jim you know like I would do something I'm now I'm getting really hungry and she went oh it's fun and of course you know she's very beautiful and but she said it's fine and you know I see her eating a couple of nuts and hmm I'm drinking a little tea with it and then I'm having my blackberries and everything's just and I know that her parents would be like oh yes good for you you know yes you're so angry and you know her parents went well there's two of us so we'll have two children and that just evens things out now uh six almonds for each of you and let's have some tea and that was good everyone take a nap but first I'll walk around the pond oh this goes and in my family do you resent Liza for getting so much attention and love from when she was was young and you had to share it yes doctor yes okay so this is not about elements and blackberries it kind of is because when you're hungry and you're 6'4 right 198 pounds of pure muscle okay okay I've been to your house and you guys always have a lot of good food I know I was just in this moment looking at it was just making I was looking at these almonds raw almonds not even salted and roasted that's problematic because roasted and almond that might have some dangerous nutrients in there oh my God you are charged no I'm just uh am I wrong and so I actually she cares about you my health I cupped my hands and I put some almonds in there and I put a few blackberries and I really did feel like I was someone who had been my plane had gone down three weeks ago and I had wandered through through and I was about to die but I found a couple of nuts and a couple of berries and just was stuffing them into my face and then people came we're coming over then and they were like oh hey Conan I'm like and I had Blackberry around my lips you know when a vampire sees a question don't touch my blackberries and of course she's perfectly fine she's like oh man am I stuffed if she brought home Doritos and like a ham sandwich made of Slim Jims you would have eaten it you would have been really happy then afterwards you would have been really upset at yourself wouldn't you uh no I would have blacked out in a revenue I remember when you and I would have awoken in like with a sensual High I remember when you and I ate the McRib oh that was okay well let's not get in trouble with a major company is it Darth why can't we jump at McDonald's I love McDonald's ever offended a major company I don't ever want to hear it from you again let's not get in trouble with the mate you wouldn't even name the name of the company apology I'm loving it oh my God major company I will not offend any group of white men that have formed a corporate concern for a prophet they shall be protected on Conan O'Brien needs a friend oh my God that's why you're mad at Liza she didn't bring home a Big Mac yeah oh my God I could have killed a Big Mac man that company does it right always have good and always will I'm a Burger King fan myself well them too oh you can't go wrong with those big companies I'm a Taco Bell boy yep you know who's good at drilling for oil Texaco in my opinion keep at it fellas get that Liquid Gold anywho I think my wife's right and in her defense she was just going to the farmer's market but she's always been that way I think on our first date I said you want to get lunch and she said oh I'm okay I just had two walnuts and some green tea and I almost jumped out a window because for me lunch involves at least four whole hams [Laughter] anyway my apologies to my in-laws and my wife and to McDonald's no apology to McDonald's wait what I said the McRib was garbage it's not garbage that's pretty bad it's not I'm loving it keep making those McRibs whatever you do is right well anyway now on to Bell helicopters maker of military helicopters and damn good ones we're done stop all right I'm down here

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Length: 8min 15sec (495 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 14 2022