Sober Convos

who what is up people before you listen to another conversation between a totally sober friends just letting you know that this video has been brought to you by audible start listening with a 30-day audible trial choose one audiobook and two audible originals absolutely free by going to audible.com/veritasium it was a three seater right and she had the aisle and I had the window and then you know how you're sitting in your seat upright and there's a middle seat that's unoccupied I'm on the other side she like 90 degree to herself from you know her bottom that's her pivot point and her head was like snugged up against my thigh because she was occupying the two seats as her bed it was just weird I was like is that hollow would it be weird if she was attractive a point the point is that she don't answer that's the right answer she looked like my grandmother and then and then she started snoring so I can sleep I mean it was kind of sweet like I like had this like nostalgic or grandmother's sweet grandmother she's probably really nice but then at the same time it was weird you know what if she was a hot old lady I think I have a loyal I am a loyal what if you could cut your travel time in half but it doubles the discomfort like let's say a flight from here to Japan is like what 15 hours roughly but you can cut it to like seven and a half hours but you have to stand up the whole time what yeah I'm actually okay with that because I would mr. beech but my biggest pet peeve on planes is when there's kids in the seat in front okay you know when you lean back like you check who's there first and then lean back enough that you're not actually encroaching on their knee space actually I don't look back I just do it slowly so I give them time to react yeah yeah but like this go away I'm telling these kids are just go like like zero to 100 and then they they smack my knees and yell that's a kid so go back and forth when you're tall but go protections for weight want even back and forth like they're you're walking back and forth lining like rocking rocking back in pocket and then top rocking and and then I'll move my legs to the to the aisle to avoid it and then because I moved my legs to the aisle of mouth people step on my legs in the aisle and then I'm just like in this limbo of pain we're way I'm tall I had someone that just like grabbed my head because you know when you stand up you'll grab like this seat in front of you to like catch you literally grab my head but didn't twist your face can you be appointed with someone because you could be disappointed with someone doesn't a point actually have them like a different meaning though like you have been appointed yeah best night but can you have been disappointed as night I don't know what's the opposite of disappoint is it not a point I don't think it's up well it's just to me that's like that's like oh I'm overwhelmed can I just be whelmed yeah you can yeah I'm usually just well I've never overlooked well this isn't that just neutral yeah so just stay whelmed I actually thought my flight guy was gonna crash my flight I don't want to call my captain your pilot my pilot he's not my pilot he's old uh my my captain okay John gonna have to be married to him okay but he's your pilot what up Kevin and crude I'm your guy today we are have our flight guy in our coal fly guy if you're not decomposing are you composing composing music I can't hear the word whelmed and not think of the spock thing with the hand like I just imagine the Spock hand thing when someone says well like if I went up to someone I said yo well and brother I feel like I'd have to do the the hand sign well when you say well brother yo chill out brother is that true do you miss every shot you don't take because technically cuz you don't take the shot but you didn't miss it either you just didn't take the shot right but by not taking it you don't even have the opportunity to exactly I'm on job site it was not a shot because it was not attempted therefore you did not mean but technically you missed making the shot like you missile you missed the opportunity to make the shot missed the time frame cement society okay if I'm standing in front of a goal and I'm like John if you make this shot I'll give you a million dollars and you don't take it you just missed getting a million dollars but I what if he didn't want to make a million dollars that's fine hmm I guess in his definition he didn't need to make the shot but I didn't miss the shot I didn't miss the shot in the Olympics that just happened cuz I didn't take a shot I just didn't make the [ __ ] but did you want to go to the Olympics probably not right so it was not a shot you wanted to make anyway you know so it was not missed he just starts crying on the other side of like I've been training for the last four years you don't know me he has the Americans like wrapped around I've been training all these years for nothing how many people do you have to kill for it to be a mass murder I'm pretty sure there's an actual definition purposes is there a definition of okay so oh okay the FBI defines mass murder as murdering four or more people during an event with no cooling-off period between the murders well it has to be four or more yeah that's the legal self equipped you should kill three what does that call almost a bastard you know when you're playing league you like get the double kill the triple kill the quadric kill and you're trying to get like the Penta kill and then like you run is there a cool-down in real life or le it runs out it doesn't count as a master murder anymore you're just a serial killer you're like being chased by I was like I won't let you have the mass murder denied the Penta people that's all a copper did to us this is comedy okay no man don't play a couple we're just we're this bad we're not making light of it we're making light from from it oh there you go yeah mmm and it's the saddest people who make the funniest jokes I went to UM my friends parties during I think it was Anime Expo we were like still half drunk and then we went to a Denny's afterwards right and then we ate our food and then like halfway through the meal I got up and I was like whatever I'll just pay for all my friends cuz I haven't seen him in so long so I went to go pay for the right I was like hey don't tell them they were like oh which one is that one with the pretty girls at the table because they're all like cosplaying or something like that and I came back because they thought I went to the bathroom we're all drunk like huh I got you and then they came to the table in the light here you go here someone paid for you and then the light white who paid was like oh I can't tell you but they said it was the one with the girls and then everyone at the table was so disgusted they were so mad you like who the [ __ ] does that these guys are [ __ ] gross like just leave me alone like oh my god I'm not gonna say anything my food I was so like scared just tried to be nice like like a genuine compliment and yeah like they even started like pointy at the table they were like I bet as those guys they've been staring at us for a while it's the guys I think you're pretty I'm sorry I'm weird okay I didn't say it anything like how that lady said it like okay I just look Oh cuz you know I'm drunk then we're all drunk I was like yeah oh yeah you know some of the pretty girls in the corner and then and then she's like she came over like oh but they did say that you girls were pretty or something like it was like creepy the way she said it so it's like it was rightly so offended that they oh okay okay alright so it's just a tone it wasn't the message I'm thinking of like whenever I go to a drive-thru from now on just like record myself ordering cuz they they've been getting my orders wrong every single time I don't know how they're trained to listen but I'll be like oh can I get a ten chicken McNuggets and like a side of whatever and then a drink with a small fries whatever and then they're like all right how many nuggets they just stop I get ten nuggets will that be it you come up to the driver bases practice like I have to be so strategic now with how my word things so they understand it one time I tried to order I was like can I get two orders of like whatever like yeah nugget combo and then you still give me one did you pay for two no okay like they gave me the thing and I was like I ordered two of them and they're like yeah but we didn't charge you like then hello everyone hope you've had some good holiday celebrations I'm sure many of you have already received your Christmas presents and whatnot but here's one more from me before the end of the decade thanks to audible you guys can enjoy your audiobooks wherever and whenever you please on a walk on a couch on a plane onomatopoeia beep boop bop they're yours to keep for a life meaning you can listen to them even if you cancel your membership or if 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Channel: Domics

Views: 4,531,854

Rating: 4.9667907 out of 5

Keywords: domics, animation

Id: Yepxu1lfzzI

Length: 9min 23sec (563 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 30 2019