SO YOU'VE GROWN ATTACHED | Omeleto

[Music] oh great yeah they just left another hellhole how long do you think we'll stay this time [Music] is he got me I'm back in a minute okay and what time yeah a little later would be better okay say six would be great and she's coming just read read me the whole list yeah mom okay cue jab me to get a new school slam okay okay okay just hold on I used to love reading these as a kid that one came with free makeup how cool is that nice go stay in place okay X last check-in was three years ago wow you're going on your ninth year not many of us get to last that long so congratulations you are eligible for retirement all your benefits are outlined here in this folder hey I understand but don't you think she might be getting a little old for you why don't you watch this video so you've grown attached to your human friend it's every Imaginary Friends duty to provide companionship entertainment and comfort in times of need but at a certain age the child needs to face life on their own if the imaginary friend stays too long the child will be unable to distinguish between the human world and the imaginary which can lead to irresponsible decision-making alienation from their human peers and emotional distress we hope you will make the best choice for your human friend [Music] look I can tell you really like your kid but what are you gonna do when she starts to take an interest in other people just think it over hey that's cheating it's okay come here [Music] no great that's great news okay thanks bye anything exciting happen today like if you made friends with some kids in the neighborhood maybe you'd be a little less gloomy how popular girl presents how to lure your man and keep them step 1 the look play up your eyes and the lips boys club that step 2 topic always have something interesting to talk about step three use your hot bod show some cleavage to really drive them wild [Music] step 4 be confident and aloof smart but don't make him feel dumb and sexy but not too sexy be sure now go get your man [Music] hey hey did you hear about the lady who just gave birth to a pig and a goat in Arizona no what are you reading that's nice Oh have you read the one with Lord melt face yeah hold her like a million times good do you want to read one yeah I mean no sure whatever this is the first edition of what death hands means his mom yeah it took me to be six months to track it down cool I'm gonna go grab a soda ah do you want one um sure I think it's not going terrible I don't know about that do you think that's a little weird okay fine I'll tell him when he gets back who are you talking to um no one I wasn't talking I heard you I don't know what she's talking about just then you looked at something no I didn't you know I just remembered I gotta go I gotta go help my dad move the lawn backyard sorry I think I just need to be alone right now please [Music] hey X here to join me well you look like you need something strong bartender what happened to you yeah been there let me show you something this is Ben we had a couple of really great years together then all of a sudden he started playing with other kids when Ben got invited to his first sleepover he begged me to stay home but I wouldn't he ignored me all night and I got mad we got into a big fight in front of his friends and then they thought he was a weirdo and sent him home when we got back he told me he hated me and that was the last time I saw him I never even got a chance to say goodbye [Music] was this [Music] what's next let's go home what are you doing hey hey got any new weird news is going yeah sorry about that people say stupid things when they're nervous I just got the new exploding bug [Music] [Applause] [Music] you [Music]

Channel: Omeleto

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Id: 6Ufh1dg8U7A

Length: 15min 7sec (907 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 03 2017