SNL clips that will be played at my funeral | SNL Compilation

okay so um this next question is also for max do you prefer blondes or brunettes oh that's that's tough but uh blondes [Music] um and naomi as a black woman could you please explain race [Applause] so what's going on new beyonce video [Music] hey we've heard a lot about lewis what the heck about clark hi i'm donnie grande i'll be playing the role of trusty sidekick clark soldier explorer politician and boo slave owner okay let's uh go over the rules a lifetime movie tanya will walk out and you'll have 15 seconds to guess what's wrong with her there's nothing wrong with her yes yes there is max what's your favorite pizza topping oh cheese elliott you're a gay homo yeah yeah how does it feel when i do this uh i don't know doctor i'm not gay are you sure uh good point i'm convinced let's do sex oh yes okay in other words your rectum was a musical instrument a healthy one would sound like this sounds like a shift horn my friend trevor me he's like gay but he only hooks up with women it's origami no that's great that's spanish for goose and this is the only show where happily married men get a chance to meet the person who will one day become their second wife okay steve let's meet your second wife mothers what is wrong with dania [Music] look at me mary jo beth jojo tonya you've been going to those parties where girls do oral sex for bracelets that's right just hey don i'd like to guess the phrase give the golden goose a gander okay that doesn't start with the p also it is not your turn and my name is not don max playstation playstation marital rape is still not a crime in all 50 states what will you as a female comedian do about that you two are really bad at this wow is it play over are we done is it is the play over no your line where's my rent where's my rent you're not my landlord no no no no that's your line oh uh yeah yeah hey where's my rent let's get you on your mark here oh you're hurting my arm who's gonna believe you new from the makers of roomba the first fully automated completely robotic feminine hygiene product you just do whatever you want don't you maybe i do show me [Music] okay what is this carol just eat some hell no i'll eat it no you know i don't study this table all the time just periodically go ahead lance oh oh okay um a bicycle say for me bicycle say [Music] well well well [Music] look who's finally home where were you denise you're awake i am and you reek of vermouth and [ __ ] i am speed kachow love it calm down jerk off i didn't touch your daughter she was coming on to me hey all right let's uh let's talk about gravity's relationship with matter josh what is matter um nothing i'm good no no no jot no no i didn't ask what's the matter i asked what is matter um black lives no no no no no no no no not all lies no no motion passes the name of robert e lee middle school will be changed to robert e lee was bad middle school me again he has fun yeah um okay let's see uh banana say for me [Music] wow i mean you have a very infectious laugh oh well thank you my pleasure yeah um or take her wine tasting and you'll find out why they call them the finger legs buckle up so either way play your cards tight and you'll be like cinnamon insider i have a small penis whatever good night i'm not even asleep yet and you're jerking it i'm backed up and it's pissing me off oh wow wow you're watching porn in our brand new sleepy town bed well tell me the title tell me the title of the porn no don't tell her man hello my name is jane nordling smythe i am concerned and i'm also crazy let's begin the johnson johnson and johnson are from because of fouchy okay and the fight is only part of it but not on t-mobile because this all of this this is about israel [Music] for me if i ever say that to me like this for me [Music] so what college do you girls go to oh you're in high school could have fooled me perfect dude you're crushing it moving on winning the piston cup could save this whole town and i can't race because of one bad date this is a witch hunt your honor wait guys they're not balls okay just stop it just ignore the balls oh my sister said you should never ignore the ball trust me if i was mad at you you'd know well so um i'm not i'm actually i'm i'm i'm i'm actually getting a little mad right now next [Laughter] sir do you have a question barack hussein obama no we're not doing that next there's someone in the house i'll get the gun when did you put that there no no richard not that gun get the killing gun oh god they had me my love [Applause] i'm gonna count to three jam crang j-a-n-k rang this is not about the kovar virus this is about the high school teens who meet in the parking lot near my home to vape and anal each other use my best friend lightning thanks mater you're mine too that's why i was so upset when i heard you was calling me an r word okay let's stop let's stop he he's calling mater the r word now guys that's horrible oh no no no the r word is rusty i think cause mater is rusty you didn't call me rusty did you lightning no stop being such a re no next yes you sir yes hi i want to know what you are doing to keep my son safe from the lies of barack hussein obama now no no more of that oh i'm hit no no richard oh goodbye denise i love you you saved me but i'm so horny wait you did it lightning you don't want the piston cuff ha ha yeah kachow hey hey latin what are you doing that's my sister buddy not tonight mater hey come on lightning why herd power come on anyone else is this about the school district's coveted policy all right hillary rodham hussein clinton

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Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 03 2021