'S'Mores Truck Massacre' | Impractical Jokers

smorgasbord a heartwarming and tasty american tale all right as a child i love s'mores and i turn that love of s'mores into an empire but unlike enjoying a s'more it wasn't easy got it okay look at the talking heads s'mores were invented by socrates okay so we're talking the greeks yeah smorgy became a popular pastime with those grecian perverts yeah i've been degrees i know what's up you know the greeks right animals animals it's a smorgie at 35 i open the first dreamy s'mores store in staten island that's where i'm from dreamy s'mores is the first non-greek s'mores bakery slash shop on the east coast hit next and it was about this time that andy pasmayus somius and he's fine self-proclaimed s'mores king of new york swings by the shop to welcome me to the business yep and that leads unfortunately to the s'mores truck massacre oh no ismaeus makes another move craig deluca an 18 year old sports truck driver disappears while at work that's a look a boy oh no what is believed to be craig deluca's body washes up in clove lake's park identification is difficult due to the removal of craig's fingers toes eyeballs and genitals any questions so far no no no no no no no no no no no no i love it absolutely yeah i love this tale of massacre massacre the high road i decide that a s'mores war isn't what's best for business okay i bury my i bury my mutilated chef i hire a new one and i move forward without retribution wow he turns that that's nice turn the other small all right dreamy s'mores into the mainstream uh this is great sign smash mouth to be the official spokesman for dreamy s'mores okay we put out a special edition green swamp s'mores edition to celebrate the release of shrek in love shrek i went on a cruise yeah just because there was a guy dressed subscribed to take a picture with him this guy needs his own show please buy my book if you want to know s'mores when the booth's gonna be i'm gonna be the first one to buy you want to be the first one to be honest [Music] 20 bucks i mean if you've got 20 bucks on you i'll take it 50. 50 dollar bill oh my god this guy so let me ask you something a number if you don't mind from one to 10 that you would recommend this book to the other way command i'd be honest to give her eight hey [Music] here we go here we go hi murr has never seen the biography that we've written for him until right now here we go uh this is the story about how i survived a plane crash in maine i'd say that's foreign first i'll give you a little back story of the whole tale i used to be a wild stallion right i'm from montana i grew up i was raised there i made my living by breaking horses we used to have to break the will of horses so they could be ridden i destroyed hundreds of horses in the process there are horses that can't be trained and they have to be put down so anyways i get hired to travel to maine to help them train stallions this is a notorious allen that could not be broken get grey mane 30 hands wide 15 hands long this is a serious horse why is throbbing haunches so i board a prop lane to maine the plane goes down we crash in the wilderness the pilots are dead i make sure of it so this is a dramatization close enough though i begin my arduous 40-day journey alone in the woods i finally stumbled upon the great horse beast it was majestic it was glorious i knew i had to tame it or kill it so i tamed it then killed it because i live a life of ands not oars well see now yeah that i got trouble with you're saying you trained it already so i can't understand why you would take it out i love this man anyways so this is the gray name that is a picture of the actual horse looks like a moose to me [Laughter] yup absolutely did i kill a moose i must have yes it doesn't go horse to me

Channel: Comedy Central UK

Views: 784,917

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Id: y2qUrULXj1Q

Length: 5min 6sec (306 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 22 2021