SML Movie: Jeffy's Tree House!

hey daddy do you know if the windows on the house are hammer proof no jeffy they're not how do you know have you tested it no jeffy i haven't tested it well how do you know if you haven't tested it because jeffy i know if a hammer hits a glass window it's gonna shatter well have you done that no all right well then i'm just trying to have a scientific method i have a hypothesis and i'm trying to test the hypothesis you're not gonna test it jeffy look you're not gonna try to break these windows you don't want me to be scientists you're not gonna be a scientist jeffy this is my house these are my rules and you're not gonna do it i hate you marvin he just wants to be a scientist why do you always take his side i'm sorry screw my daddy you know what what's wrong jeffy junior i'm so tired of my daddy telling me what to do he said it's his house and his rules well if you had your own house you could make up your own rules yeah junior but i don't know how to get my own house hmm you could get a tree house watch a train house it's a house and a tree that makes so much sense so we can go outside and find the perfect tree and then get someone to build a tree house that would be the titties so let's go all right let's go all right jeffy what tree would be the perfect tree to put our tree house in hmm oh junior this one right here oh my god yeah this is the perfect tree it's it's like speaking to me there's gonna be a pretty nice house in this baby all right let's go call the contractor oh let's do it all right jeffy i'm calling the construction company hey there this is three little pigs construction company what'll it be straw wood or brick hey we need you to build us a house okay uh what do you need it done by um can you come over now and do it now like right now yeah we'll go to like right now well houses take a couple months to build a couple months we want you to build it today well uh all right but like what even is your budget jeffy what does budget mean oh no um whatever it takes oh okay big spender all right i like that uh yeah well work's been a little slow recently so i guess i could do that today i'll uh i'll pick up the supplies and be right over all right awesome thanks all right jeffy he's coming over to build the house right now should we oh let's go outside and wait for him okay hey there you the guys that called me about building a house yeah well you guys look a little young to be able to afford to build a house like what do you inherit some money like your parents die in a car accident or something wait we need money well yeah you gotta have money to build a house how much do we need i don't know like at least a hundred thousand dollars a hundred thousand dollars we don't have that but what do you mean you don't have that i i have all the lumber over there to build a 3 000 square foot house well we don't need a real house we need a tree house a tree house you you didn't say a tree house on the phone you just said you needed a house not a tree house well i assume you knew i was a little kid and i wanted a tree house no why would i assume that no i thought you meant a real house i'm not building you a tree house in this shitty little tree but you're not building us a treehouse is that because you don't know how to build one but no i know how to build one i'm just not doing it because i'm i'm a professional i build real houses i don't have time for this he doesn't know how to build one yeah no i don't think he's qualified he's not another one yeah i know how to build a house i can build the biggest bestest tree house ever i didn't prove it yeah prove it then okay i will and done yeah check that out is that a treehouse or what it looks like a [ __ ] treehouse to me huh [ __ ] yeah oh you said oh he can't make a tree house he doesn't know how to do it well look look what i did i made a tree house how about that oh my god this is the coolest house i've ever seen it's perfect yeah damn right it is now imagine if i had built you a real house it would have been this but 20 times bigger oh how do you do stuff like this it's so amazing i don't know i'm the [ __ ] what can i say i just piss excellence oh jeffy go inside it all right oh my gosh so cool wow it's so roomy in here no you're damn right it is it's a full two square feet i'm going inside with him oh this is so cool oh thanks mister all right so how are you going to pay me we said we didn't have any money oh that's right i did this to prove a point damn my ego anyway i'm going to go home and have a drink just hope no hurricanes come by oh jeffy this house is so cool okay uh what's the first thing we're going to do we need to establish some rules so rule number one no daddy's allowed yeah yeah no parents allowed stuff like that yeah yeah let me go get a sharpie so we can write the rules all right and done no danny's allowed so if my daddy tries to come in i'll point right there and say suck it that'll show him sure will what's the next rule i think we should only allow girls with big booties who don't wipe oh yeah where we're going to write that at oh right here okay that's right there hey junior you're not answering my calls i thought we were friends oh i must have left my phone inside oh well like you didn't answer my calls so i came over and i rang the doorbell for like five minutes and you still didn't answer so i was going to come in through the back door and then i saw you so like what the hell man oh no me and jeffy got a tree house built oh that's so cool can i go inside yeah come inside cody oh i see i'm not allowed inside what do you mean it says no daddy's allowed and people call me daddy oh no i meant like like no father is like your dad's not allowed oh no it's fine the rules are the rules i don't mind i'm just gonna go home but uh keep your phone on you okay uh what what other stuff does this house have um oh jeffy look down here is that a swing jeffy it looks like a junior let's get on it yeah get out of get up we're swingers junior this is so fun i love being a swinger i wish people could join us yeah i'm glad to see you enjoying that swing like you you didn't even ask for that i just did it because you your little puny mind couldn't even conceive of such a thing but me i'm an architectural genius i'm a badass you hear that stacy huh you don't want to go to prom with me but now look at me i'm building tree houses i'm building swings where you guys are two ugly kids no no swings no tree houses i'm sorry i'm rambling about my problems you mind if i litter um well you know be really cool if you could build us like a swimming pool under the tree house you know what for you for you buddy anything hold on i'll be right back who can get a swimming pool to our treehouse boom swimming pool and it's totally not just the ball from the kitchen i filled with water jeffy we have a swimming pool now let's go swimming fda junior hold on cause it can also be damn it damn things a hot tub now you just gotta wait an hour oh mister you do so much cool stuff for us yeah take that property brothers i don't even need a hot twin oh what's up what's the more stuff we can add to the house um we could add like a front door we could add like a like a little window that rusty nail just stabbed me oh that's not good you might get tetanus what's tetanus oh it's where your body gets all stiff and then you die i don't wanna die go to the hospital someone call a doctor i actually am a doctor never mind i'm gonna go home and get another drink all right well i'm just going to be in my tree house oh marvin i'm starting to get hungry what do you want to eat for dinner ooh we could order pizza that sounds good let me tell jeffy jeffy we're ordering pizza jeffy we're orderly pizza huh that's weird marvin he usually comes running when he hears the word pizza i know let's go check on him what the jeffy what is this it's my tree house daddy a tree house it's all rusty and it looks bad oh i think it's cute it's not cute jeffy get out we have to tear this thing down it's making the neighborhood look bad no dang this is my house and i live here now it's not a house jeffy it's just a bunch of wood nailed together well isn't that what a house is shut up jeffy let's get out no this is my tree house and i'm gonna live here i want to go in well let me in too no day you're not allowed no daddy's a lot why am i not allowed because you're mean and mommy's not oh thanks jeffy wait so i'm mean because i wouldn't let you shatter my windows with a hammer exactly but the jeffy that this is so stupid look let me in no you're not allowed gay read the rule oh fine i don't want to go inside your stupid ugly dumb tree house anyway it's dumb and it's ugly and it's stupid so i'm going inside my real house with air conditioning and water and and when it rains you're gonna get all wet so come on baby let's go oh but i want to hang out with jeffy no baby come on you're coming with me let me see this stupid jeffy marvin what are you doing looking at jeffy and this dumb stewart tree house like why am i not allowed in why do you care i don't care that i'm not allowed in i just want to know why i'm not allowed in you're like why not me marvin i think you're jealous i'm not jealous about this stupid dumb treehouse it's dumb it's for kids and just why am i not allowed in on his own dad like you should let me in marvin those are the rules i'm gonna get inside that stupid tree house i'm gonna put on disguise and he's gonna let me in all right this disguise is gonna work rooting tooting shooting oh baby stop it jeffy what what are you doing playing tickle fish what are you doing i mean i'm a lonely cowboy i lost my horse and i was wondering if there's someone i could stay for the night so can i go inside your nice looking tree house no there's no room sorry but jeffy i'm gonna find a way to get inside your tree house daddy is that you wait you bought a horsey can i pet it oh he didn't let me in oh marvin i didn't know you were such a sexy cowboy you should lasso me up i want to get inside that treehouse marvin forget the stupid tree house pay attention to me no i'm a good demand jeffy to let me inside that trail i'm gonna demand him to let me in oh my god you have your own house and your own swimming pool you're so successful yep just doing adult things ooh daddy why did you call me daddy oh no i'm not allowed in my own house [Applause] all right jeffy i demand you to let me inside your tree house well daddy i'm not even allowed inside my own tree house anymore why because that girl called me daddy and rule number one no daddy's allowed that's stupid jeffy okay since you're not allowed in it what are you gonna do with it now i'm probably just gonna have to put it on the market you can't put it on the market jeffy you can't sell something that's in my backyard oh oh look that's my realtor right now mr realtor hey there jeffy i just put the house on the market we've already got 50 people lined up to take a look at it no no no you cannot sell this house it's in my backyard excuse me sir you're looking to buy this house cause you'll have to wait in line no i'm not looking to buy it's in my backyard you can't sell it oh look jeffy here comes the first buyer now hey there i'm interested in this property can you tell me more about it well as you can see it's a beautiful home a full two square feet it has a swimming pool and a swing and it has a beautiful waterfront property oh wonderful i'll take it for 2 million cash sold jeffy you are a very rich man why is your doing business with you well no no no this is not right you cannot sell a tree houses in my backyard marvin is that you give me your house payments boom mommy look at all this cash it's too milly right here oh my god marvin where did jeffy get all this money he sold the treehouse that was in the backyard but marvin isn't that on your property yeah so you owe me some of this money jeffy no i don't daddy cause you didn't even like the tree house i liked the tree house i was just i was just jealous you know i i wanted to be in that tree i was with you so look can you just give me a little bit of this money no daddy i'm gonna use this money to start a new business flipping tree houses oh my god marvin the weather app says that a 30-second hurricane just flew over us a 30-second hurricane the treehouse oh my god it got destroyed oh no my house my baby i put minutes of work into this thing goodman are you sad only a little because i took out a 4 million dollar insurance policy on it because i paid two million so i made two million dollars so poor me wow it's pretty crazy that that hurricane blew by in only 30 seconds and only hit this one tree and not your house man global warming right [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 15,269,106

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, tree house, jeffys tree house, brooklyn guy, house, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, hilarious, puppet, puppets, show, laugh, marvin, logan, junior, joseph, cody, entertainment

Id: kPVLdMbWPJ4

Length: 11min 11sec (671 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 10 2021