Smissmass 2018 unboxing!

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so I have 50 of these cases 2018 Genesee the 20th 2017 one is it 2017 no I don't have any other case of dice and 2017 do we got it 2017 is red is there a 2016 1 I'm pretty sure there is yeah they're just changing the colors they're just changing the cars first off it was green case red thingy 2017 red case green thing 2018 blue is blue festive I don't know you got to go for like red green gold right those are the festive colors but I suppose it's got snowflakes on it so you know I guess it's kind of Christmasy festive II so we've got 50 of these we went to 2018 because many cases there is 1 2 3 6 9 12 15 18 items in this like half of them are loose so we're gonna get all the blues there's the poet before is it the the pug one the puggy back we've got to get that my sister loves pugs so that would be the perfect Christmas president if she play tf2 she plays all sorts of online games but she doesn't play to have to so it's kind of I just send out one so she can have our nests team profile actually no bad idea but the bread heads the bread heads bread is making a comeback and that is the only early grade item so you know you know we'll see okay let's let's get going let's get going only with a key yes I'm sure I'm sure and of course there's the chance of doubles isn't there so what's this climbing commander guessing that's like soldier so of course with all cases now you can get you can get multiple things so we go to next item so I've got a double thing here so I've got pocket admin that's really similar to something else and then one with Pauline or something we've got a ticket so you know we can pay fermium easy put away the key due to an another tick why she steal your sister disown her you know she's really pretty good at games we used to play left 4 dead together we used to she plays through a lot of games like single-player games Mighty Mite er MIT Mitra I'd have pronounced that she's actually pretty good at games but she doesn't play tier 2 which is big rip could have made a family team plant pop the crackpot you get it did you get it as people are saying 23rd box is gonna be special 28th ok ok let's see if we can remember this I'm not gonna remember okay why is whiskers so we're getting all the police we got purple actually no I didn't didn't make a big deal out of that but that's a purple that's the commander grade so that was like wow second unbox that's pretty good that's pretty good to get like a purple you know open with a Q yes I'm sure twenty-fourth box 42nd eighteenth okay juveniles jumper we just get the blues we're gonna get all the blues as always it's the way it works oh we got a double box sir what's this strange strange snow-capped that looks really similar to one of there's like a few of these hats Semitic that I swear they're very very similar to each other you know they're just I don't know next item it's getting unusual fire come on nope festivai sir I've got tons of these already I don't need any more yes I'm sure double item age we got one of these again strange one though that's interesting because the way this is the way this is programmed you're supposed to get all of the blues before you ever get a dupe blue so you're supposed to lick so if you're unboxing and you've got X number of Blues you're supposed to get the Blues the mercenary grade stuff that you haven't got before you get a dupe so maybe strangers don't count in that that's interesting it's interesting to know I don't know the festivai sir yeah I can make stuff festive so open with key double item again ah the pocket partner does that go with the e that goes with the ng I guess man how many things can that ng finish pocket more festive eyes this wonder if the unusual afire rate is lower because of the fact you can get fest devices now okay so I'm gonna get some relay some predictions down on you okay I am psychic okay the next item is gonna be no it's not I'm not gonna do that yet where didn't you on the next loss yeah that didn't happen Packer Parker nice another jacket for heavy he's not going after those okay now I'm going psychic now I'm going psychic now the next item will be the catcher's companion if it's thank you further thank you for the Reese of VIPRE 20 months in a row if the next item isn't a caches companion I'll do 10 more boxes okay but it's gonna be a caches companion I'm calling it now yeah we go festivai sudden couch doesn't the mean item you may all bow down to me you may offer your gifts to me because I can see into the future okay I just yeah 200 IQ justjust just the brain is just this is this is just all brain just all brain here all brain like I said the algorithm is see it's not it's not a pan he's not golden fan knows no get a height yeah it's programmed it's the algorithms program so that you all you get all the blues before you get dupes I assume that strangers aren't including that because we already had this one and then we're estranged so something's really interesting really interesting you've got the festivai so first looking for 100 mailboxes pretty sure there's a 100 pretty sure I'm pretty pretty sure it's a hundred okay we got a double item a festivai tzer's and then we started getting the juice so you ready it's doop season it's time to get oh I can just see blue in my future just lots and lots of blue and lots lots of [ __ ] Christmas lights oh yes so many festive eyes we got triple items oh what's this oh it's a purple strange - man chops hello this is a commander grace we've got two - two or three is second or third commander grade stuff interesting interesting so got strange one that's pretty good and what's this gonna be no gift wrap I guess that's themed because it's Christmas I went to the shops the other day I bought all of the stuff or else I needed I was missing a few things for Christmas I managed to get everything done one thing I forgot [ __ ] wrapping paper or no wrapping paper so I can't wrap the presents so I'm gonna have to go down to the shops close to Christmas which is a nightmare end of days time that kind of thing for another one of these like a pope app Pope at so what three strangers actually in the first like 10 15 bucks it's not too bad cat Harry we got a cat what's the beds of the cat go where does it do you wear on like your shoulders or what what happens just do it grandma start with newspapers I think they think my family would be very happy if I was like have a Christmas newspaper just wrap everything we wrapped in use people just get ink all over your house like oh no cat this is a come-up so you got like three of the command a style that's pretty good trustee why do I have to scream I like being loud now we got festivals I'm going to reel out refers to Rosa why do I still play tf2 because I enjoy it don't know I mean why are you watching someone play tf2 if you don't like it let's think that's the bigger question oh cool cool capooch on another commander grade we get in although the Purple's today interesting and I mean I'm not I'm really not feeling the luck right now how have we done we've done 16 we've done we've not had any sort of site of an unusual no sign of an unusual afire this is they've got paint team spirit smells like team spirit we got the pack that's blood I should be the elite one that should be the elite that's a really great thing you know come on pogchamp can we get some bunk shams in the chat please as cool is this ng only if it's not I would rather as medic I need I'm gonna where is ng but does he have jiggle bones does he like move when you run around are you funny you have to have a look after it's Wow so we've got okay so we've got all the Blues and all the purples that's pretty cool that's pretty cool but now let's get like a do good stuff please the good stuff that's a giftable that's not good that's that's yeah bird catches come no no I don't like Jeeps they're like jubes imagine imagine Christmastime getting like the same Christmas present over and over again like you're unwrapping your presents thanks mom thanks dad you got me the new Nintendo switch no like you're welcome in the open of the next one and it's like another switch and then I mean actually that's probably that's probably a bad comparison cuz getting like 20 switches you just know I'm just go shop shop and open boxes so what I'm good for double item each ticket great lots of MVM it is Monday tomorrow after wall no it's not Saturday Sunday tomorrow I don't know days cool another purple come on come on here we go something good come on come on come on come on come on seed you know what I don't know how like I'm not very good at like understanding how much time and effort goes into making games like I don't understand the specifics but how hard would it be to have these pocket things in an unusual form okay but they have like a little they have like a little thing on their side so you've got the pocket thing right and the pocket that she has she has like burning flames on the top how hard would that be to do I don't know I think that'd be cool be a way to have them as unusual as well pink dark salmon injustice generally injustice is right now the lack of unusual the lack of anything sparkly that's why we got another having another jacket open up the next thing nametag all you want for Christmas is a CJ body pillow okay one I don't think anyone sells those if they do I'll be deeply disturbed than two I don't think that's ever gonna be something I'm gonna merchandise because I don't know whether there's gonna be a big audience for CJ body pillows trust me you may be the only one girl - you may be the only one right open with a key I love these man chops so number three yeah okay I mean nicer than usual one gonna be ungrateful but you know gift appalled what is this cat it's hard to get excited about the cat again but you know okay double cat you know I can be a give me a cat cat person and now their jackets open with key please you'd buy ten I think yeah well what would you do would you die bird see give the burden unusual you know like have the bird on your shoulder but have the bird with his head on fire you know how cool would that be how cool would that be why is whiskers house for the birds we could be like inception hat ception see you unbox hats and then you can give the hats to the birds and then the birds can get unusual hats and then there'd be like like another loadout screen for you for your birds or your like your pocket armadillo or whatever that you can put cosmetics on them valves missing a trickier you can take that one for free that's my Christmas present to you gaben okay Cosmetics for your cosmetics imagine that Wow a name tag I can name my stuff pot I'm just I'm gonna get rich from selling the tubes I don't know I don't know dude like well I'm like 30 boxes in and the best thing I've got is the Pug and maybe the strange muttonchops I don't know I don't know maybe Christmas isn't my time all the luck I've had over the years just drained from me getting all these festive Isis have to stop a festive as a shop more pot crackpot they're like the I I don't like the way he's like he's like he's like staring into my soul hey you know hey magnin I'm doing well thank you for asking I'm doing well unboxing some boxes or cases I'm casing some cases it's not crates it's no boxes it's cases isn't it bird no you've a strange bird Remini they just taken away and usually fires out other rotation they're like nope don't need unusual fires just have fast devices everyone wants those right strange one I've got another strange Pope at got sick I've got two strange Pope hats now amazing amazing it's just your friend cuts your friend no seam got a bubbling flowerpot nice I've got not a bubbling one but I got three regular ones so that's it's great more man chops I'm getting a lot of mutton chops as well don't know I mean another flower pot that flower pot for flower pots there's always one item that I get loads of every time I am yeah if we get if we go really far back any of you who've been watching this long okay really far back to the invasion update everyone remembers the Grail Ian's there's frickin Grail Ian's every single box was another little gray alien vase Grail a mouse the cat kept typing packable provisions there's always an item that just keeps just just just grinds my gears you know sell the festivai TSA's you'll get rich from them I mean yeah I can get rich from selling festive ices in the same way I can get rich by selling lemonade on the street it's all relative you know first devices are the worst thing the world but you know I would kind of prefer an unusual you know you know you know if you're gonna offer me two things you know yeah if you giving me the option I know which I would prefer okay pretty sure that's a tour now pretty sure I've got enough for a tour to cease so you know at least at least has something to come out of this I can play MVM I was gonna say for free it's not really for free because I've already already invested time money and sanity into this decal tool old triple items why is whiskers was this gonna be hmm whenever I get three things in a box I get a little bit hyped just a little bit hyped just a little like a little bit hyped oh I think old three things in a box so many chances getting good but no festive ices see when this comes out I just all of the hype dies for me as soon as I see that because even before I see the texture no it can't be unusual so how many left eleven eleven now ten after this we got at least more than one item dueling minigame Wow I love challenging random people on servers to jewel me that's great that's great how I got in a breadhead yet nope nope I've got all of the Blues and all of the Purple's all the mercenary all the commando I've yet to see an assassin grade I have not got the redheads I haven't had an unusual I haven't had an unusual fire I've had my own bodyweight infest devices and tickets no talk of the devil we have an assassin great item now update the polar pow polar bear bear with me here because this could get better you got a breadhead in your first box good luck thanks I'm well past my first box by now okay so we got the bear that's uh that's that's good so you see all the ticks are going up dudududu did so we didn't just leave the dumbbell the Millenial mercenary and that the bread heads you didn't like my pan well I'm sure there's more where that came from singular box singular item purple not unusual throw it in the trash singular box high jar you're not too late to see me kind of die inside a little bit because we all like was seven boxes yet left this is not this is no no not even a strange not interested in you come on come on come on at least give me 150 cranes cases boxes whatever you want to call them 50 things I've had if I've had every possible thing every possible extra out of these boxes exams for an unusual afire everywhere the key ah everything every possible thing except an unusual fire another cat I've had three of these cats I've an estranged cosmetic I've had a few strange cosmetics yeah I've had strange commando grade one as well it is not bad but you know this is not Christmas miracle the ugly cat the grumpy cat that's for sure I mean this is my this is my return so far - the extras which is like what tickets paint joining mini-games strange transfer tools description tags name tags paint the cat paint it lime green now piss everybody off everyone be like lime green scalp what's worse than that lime green cat there won't be no I got three left this is really bad I mean getting all the items yeah sure I mean we were pretty much there but damn how many strangers do we got one two three four four three of them are blue two of them are the same one of them is commando painted cat orange I call it Garfield me some belief here we need we need some belief here's something good more muttonchops we've had a lot of these man chops we had all of these festive Isis as well this is got to be my worst unboxing for a while I'm trying to think of an unboxing I've had this in this bad for a while you know this is really bad I don't think unboxing was the answer today guys Nvidia sticker for disaster this whole video is a disaster this whole situation is a disaster singular box give me an unusual oh my god okay so the only way the only way this could actually be considered a good unboxing is if I get like an unusual bread heads this is why new box is a banned in Belgium maybe I should move to Belgium and then that just this might be a possibility 50th box is the charm unboxing touch no because then I could be here and then I'd be poor seriously not a single unusual afire of this is unboxing bugs have they replaced the unusual fires with the festa fires fans are there this divided festive Isis burning flames bread heads doing a burn you won't do it come on I just ah can't believe this I can't believe it I won't believe it I mean I got D a lot more I had more purples I think in this at have you've got 1 2 9 10 11 12 13 13 Purple's on one pink that's more purpose I think I've ever heard unusual festive Iser that were pretty sick and unusual afire and a festive Iser you can use on anything maybe they increase the powerful right getting there Finch at definitely need an F in chat we've got more than one item and a medic at snowcapped that's kind of what I'm gonna be looking like in the wilderness when I become poor and I just I just go and hide in the wilderness and try and forget my unboxing days why why No waitis with these first devices stop playing F in chat fest divisor begins with F I don't want to see any apps not having that you cannot ruin in my Christmas okay you're not not ruining my Christmas okay it's not he's not happening okay it's not I'm not gonna allow this to happen just gonna put the Pug there to remember the Pug okay remember the puck remember remember the puck remember the puck for a second kiss I'm not having that this is Christmas okay I can't have no unusual at Christmas that's just it's just not it's not it's not 50 in 50 cases and it gets single one you having a laugh you havin a laugh but there we go that's what's gonna happen it's happening stop telling me to stop I'm okay I could stop whenever I want it's fine it's fine everything is fine everything is fine I'm under control I I know what I'm doing okay I know what I'm doing you need that your opinion you stop this man you know what maybe they will pan unboxing and then what am I gonna do then okay I need to get it all out of my system now before you know who knows breaks it breaks it will happen and then maybe the UK will ban that who knows God do now we need to we need to we need to do this okay this is it's this for the good of this is Christmas okay this is for Christmas think of all the children who are gonna watch this video on Christmas morning and they're there present from Santa is me going in unusual okay I don't know how that metaphor works but it does and imagine how sad they'll be when I get nothing no where you putting more okay I'm not addicted I'm committed committed to providing a good Christmas stop giving me crackpots this is no that's not what's that got to do a Christmas it's a flower in a pot was what's what how is that Christmasy half of this stuff isn't Chrissie I just okay doesn't matter does it have to be Christmasy I apologize pal from sorry unusual No wonder if you can wear that with the Brainiac herpes yeah Belgium VPN so I hope it's funny yes I'm gonna get a VPN so that I can't no no you don't know what you're looking at but let's go we want we want shiny think you want unusual fires we want an unusual come on come on come on come on no no whit no we gain blues now this is this is this is even worse no this is like the opposite of good flip it round we want the better stuff why risk is this is a festive fire I might lose it should I say a prayer for me I think you should say a prayer for anyone who's thinking of doing this don't do it I'm Bob don't but no don't unbox a Christmas how'd you know he'd know that phrase they have the dog is for life not just for Christmas you see unboxing is for life not just for Christmas that doesn't work here at all because I unbox all year round anyway Oh another freakin jacket I swear they've taken unusual fires out of these boxes I swear they've taken them out they've taken them out I've never had this bad luck before unusual fires I in 15 cases I should have had at least one at least one maybe even two or three what is this this is an ad for gambling addiction don't gamble kids this is like watching a car crash in slow motion I can't do scout boys I'm sorry I know they increase the initial fire challenge during Halloween but in general in cases when you get more than one box the chance of a neutral fire is fairly high in 50 cases in my experience over the past few and boxing's I've always had at least one out of like 50 cases now I'm just getting first devices so I'm calling shenanigans on valve they've taken them out and if I get an unusual fire in the next three cases I'll open more cases that's how that's how sure I am that I'm not gonna get one and I'm not clicking unusual like that Christmas is ruined we got two more to go that's him what to go I've not lost hope I think if we get bread heads I don't even have the bread heads okay this is legit the last one it's not gambling if you still get something I think it is by definition I just can we get bless orangey in chat please get some praying me get some hoping for this last case because my will to live just in time for Christmas hope everyone has are having a happy holidays you know Christmas is about giving and and sharing and happiness and not being sad over not getting unusual in your boxing I'm trying to remove the last time I didn't get unusual in an unboxing I think it happened once this year just unbox an unusual forehead just just do it just unbox it just unbox it okay that's a lot of praying it's a lot of hoping thank you chat if we don't get it now it just wasn't meant to be it just wasn't meant to be you sure yeah I'm sure sure I just just get the first devisor it's gonna be a festive Iser it's a double boxer it's a festive Iser of course it is uh burning flames bread heads he's gonna be on the next item thank you for the sub a hem there it is gambling just because you get something doesn't mean it's gambling if I count away five on one I would I'd be happy maybe I don't know would you be happy I am cuz I'm not happy right now thank you for the sub digital as well welcome back to being a C subdued I why bible box is no I'm not gonna feed gaben anymore every single box I buy is another mother chicken another Turkey forgave him to feast upon for Christmas as he laughs at my unboxing luck I don't wanna click next item as long as that exists there exists like the sex shrew shredding more subs Thank You blue fire for the sub I mean as long as that that button exists as long as that is there there exists universe where I will click it and they'll get an unusual you know Schrodinger's Schrodinger's on boxing there's both an unusual and no unusual when you click on it there's going to be nine usual fire unless it's a triple box County there's no way for an unusual fire it was a strange at least it was a strange this is no crackpot least it wasn't a crackpot um yeah strange wise risk is that's what I wanted I mean funnily enough I don't have it to hand but that was what was on my Christmas list strange wise whiskers so Santa's come early this was terrible this was not the way I wanted to end the year unboxing wise I'm not doing any more cases that is it I'm done she's unboxing wasn't the answer boxing wasn't the answer so there we go no unusual snow unusual fires for Christmases yeah we'll try next time there's next time this next time go again nope I'm sorry it's it's over the dream is dead the dream is dead this is this is are we like in that last in those last 10 all I got was blues I've got this thing five times otherwise music is five times in the last 10 now so the extra 10 that I bought half of them with this thing other than was this I think I've got more of these now than I did the crackpot unbelievable unbelievable Merry Christmas it is gambling you're using real life money for a chance to get an item and also rrrrr RRR rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah I deserve that deserve that Merry Christmas
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Channel: CeeJaey
Views: 13,562
Rating: 4.9143329 out of 5
Keywords: Team Fortress 2, TF2, Team Fortress, Smissmass, Christmas, Unboxing, Uncasing, Uncrating, Festive, Unusual, Video Game, First-person shooter, Shooter game, Shoot-em up, Valve, Steam, Steam Community
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Length: 38min 31sec (2311 seconds)
Published: Mon Dec 24 2018
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