shourtney (courtney and shayne) is real! part 2

thank you everybody for coming out to non denominational New Age wedding do you Shane top take Courtney Miller and any other interested parties who might be around into your union say yes or no uh yes and do you Courtney Miller take Shane and or any other interested parties as well that just might be like around this being right look at those look at those points winning how you know what how I felt last going to have to have a talk with you afterwards um I'm doing makeup on someone that I despise today who is it um it's apparently myself in some weird way which you know self-loathing We Stand Cory freaking Miller [Music] I just sit that's right somehow back forehead's not big enough that's I think why yeah they don't got that Dome on him he's too he's not smart enough there we go yeah oh whoa whoa how much pain is he in should we give him a mustache should we make a mustach mustache Shane that's great okay let's just make sure we didn't miss like any best hairs well this hair I guess will work um and then your brows which are like they're there what are my brows you have some people say I don't have any they roast you on them I know about to hold my feet I'll hold your feet my hold my stinky let's F this be in the eye stop [Music] wow you're you're saying I'm annoying Shane sitting right next to you just goes like this keep them raised keep saying insane things to keep me shocked yeah I just what's what's shocking to Cy freaking Miller like what like what um did you know that I've bit I've bitten a banana peel before like with the banana is still inside not good enough oh come on um I once tried to eat an ant and it pinched me on the tongue when I was little that just makes sense okay um I used to be bee Patrol and I would scoop bees out of my pool when I was a kid okay that's kind of shocking yeah okay actually now open and look up I appreciate how docile you've been during all this I'm astral projecting to other places to beat people up all right oh God I'm I'm so nervous suddenly don't yourself you're like I can't see the screen but I'm kicking ass me posing for [Music] thumbnails I will stop once it gets decent size and you just keep going so do so fast y it's so fast I didn't even I couldn't even keep I couldn't even keep track wait look at me like that I don't know what I'm doing here maybe this this is this is evil shame this is how I snore Jo Jo Jo I know who this is Jo bid is this that guy that you guys love what is this what where are you pulling this [ __ ] from is this that guy that you guys love Mr Bean or something no no you're thinking of you're thinking of Mr Bean somebody else she brought a soundboard with her the person who technically got the best time was Ian however ever Courtney had it cranked up all the way to the maximum power level and had a very close time So Courtney is the winner of this yeah oh my God get out of these clothes now Shane Shane looks like a duck what the [ __ ] look at that yes you got it wow I don't have the mod to have a threesome okay stop asking makeup kiss no that's what I want to see I want to see who's attracted to who you know what I used to love on Sims 2 Sims 2 had like scope the room got 18 that's 20 typical Chiefs fan you typed them up stop it do not fan yeah you know I'm not I've worn a bronos shirt on this podcast we were very upset he has a Taylor Swift stop it were you very upset stop it yeah now this is very meta it begins there's Us in the studio here's Us in the studio right now watching us in the studio right now that was embarrassing it marus Marcus I'm curious how many 12 push-ups is great oh my god dude you got this it's okay hey Courtney it's zero points you're fine yeah no no negative no negative now once you make a noise you're eliminated so we'll just keep going around until what no man I'm scared Y8 yards that's eight yards okay but first my strip my Fring my I lost the words for a get it together can I see if my earring loud just see if they can move it to seven just see yeah d none of them want to talk to each other I mean that's what we're like when we yell cut we just we just never speak we just do not speak we never speak to each other Courtney's bringing that humor of an 11-year-old in 2010 and you got to really respect it wait a second you guys like that when we did it okay nice wow It Made Me Stronger she can't handle it here here uh do you have any thoughts on like what kind of creature you'd want to play or like what kind of class you did yeah what do you mean I forget their name remember I already had them yeah who okay you finally down okay okay autonomy might be off no way oh you're right okay we got thank you so much friends I can relate no I can relate bodily autonomy he pretends to be disgusted by me even scared of me but in truth I can tell he loves me with every fiber of his being be so pretty Shane I meaning for sorry sorry sorry what if it was like the Hulk where if I said the real name it would upset the Hulk you know what do we do I don't know what we do to that okay Courtney I you wrote something out that's really cool that was really awesome of you to do thanks uh you're a good writer uh I I like that was really well written we know you're a good writer you are a sunflower sung glass's arm I am pretty much it's a liquid eyeliner you need to be so still for this okay please okay okay this is actually really hard for me hang on ooh wow so pretty wow do I look like Sher pretty close and for Courtney anytime higher than 50 minutes that doesn't seem fair to me at all Courtney I think you're going to do significantly better 2 minutes you're going to do way better than me your knees are lovely they have no creases they don't wrinkle and make little faces when you stand up straight it doesn't look like you have two toddlers standing in front of you when I close my eyes halfway and zone out of focus your legs are so cool okay it's swanking over here is that a word sanking yeah uh someone said have Courtney on the podcast again please uh she will be on the podcast on Monday on Monday she'll be there it's very funny good time close at night I camp out in the bushes outside of his bedroom this is so chosen Coda chain and ah oh my God I hate this feeling I am cringe that's true she's going Max she's going to the max you're a warrior yeah oh I'm feeling it all the way down here what are you some sort of demon and you know what I always say grabbing your weird boobs is better than grabbing no boobs at all and you don't even have weird boobs so don't e so you don't even need to remember that I can't even pick a favorite boo because they're both so awesome get it girl friend got him this doesn't hurt right no does this hurt no is it just weird feeling yeah it it like curled yay I don't I think I'm a little too early wonder what takes 13 seconds that you always know how much longer can't help but feel I'm falling for Johnny again anyways it's time for me to bedazzle my face and go scare the neighborhood children love Cockney wow that's crazy this is ridiculous that was pretty nuts I can't believe did you ever think that Johnny might be Spider-Man what are you egg glasses egg glasses man y uh don't hurt me you should now I'm hoping I'm hoping there's not much rubber band to grab on to cuz my calves are so freaking jacked [Music] okay your rolling suitcase is concerning I only had one for one year and that was third grade okay did you actually have one third grade wasn't my choice did I call that that's incredible I didn't have it in middle school I didn't know you were that much rolling suitcase in my look at that look there's a kitty look there's a [Laughter] [Music] kitty what do they what do they say careful this is a weird ass but can you go like this yeah yeah you're succumbing to human Norms that is putting on makeup to feel accepted in the human race that's I think we just learned something about you no no blow I looked like a deep fried Old Navy mannequin that's so awful see you I've seen we've seen photos of you when you were in middle school and stuff you look like both Zach and [Music] Cody Carl's Jr I never met his son but I knew Carl [Laughter] stupid Shane yeah see like that's wild but this is not as wild like a Thornberry I hung up what do they want yeah don't say you don't say they didn't say I can't believe guys it was his favorite piece pizza place oh don't do that don't well get it away you can don't be so short no Courtney you are crushing it just turn toward me just like a little uh Courtney gunning for me huh yeah I think we're I'm probably catching up right now pleasure doing a this Meed gret with you okay yeah you're so large you are not pointing it at me where is it there we go shut up well I just shut up I'm just the voice of reason I'll give you a voice of reason SM Bradley no you can't do that I am so glad Shane didn't win because you can't keep getting away with this okay that's pretty good okay that's good that's Breaking Bad reference Courtney you did it thank you you came in very focused very ready uh you pulled this off uh you won an Angela's honor be strong what be strong in the mouth okay [Music] [Laughter] ready no Dear Lemon Lia comes with the lip the lips uh gloss [Laughter] gloss oo do you like that spensor Spencer is in a coma from the ASMR uh it smells good smell that you can make sounds you can make godal sounds smells like Cookie Crisp wow wow we did it you ready to see what you look like wow Corney freaking Millard is Courtney uh [ __ ] wow are you ready sure we're really big fans we guessed we guessed your we guessed your top uh movies and guess your top TV shows and your top books and we uh we Guess Game of Thrones which was like really really cool I think that's so cool that you love Game of Thrones like Game of Thrones is so cool talk about I talk about it literally all the time it's so people should know that oh yeah I love that video where you talked about it I love every video that you've ever talked about anything if I like make them all happy and like so that they're not tired and stuff so that we don't have to worry about this [ __ ] oh you're going to cheat it I think yeah if you're mad at me let me know yeah because we're happy in real life so they should reflect Us in real life [Music] go

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Length: 15min 36sec (936 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 07 2024