male narrator: THERE'S
A WHOLE NEW BREED OF GAMBLER... - THIS IS STARTING
TO PISS ME OFF. narrator:
WHO RISK EVERYTHING... - EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WAY! narrator:
TO HAUL THE MOST UNUSUAL ITEMS. - THIS THING IS JUST
AN ABSOLUTE BEAST. narrator: ONE WRONG MOVE,
AND THEY COULD LOSE IT ALL. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
- DAMN IT. narrator:
BUT IF THE BID IS RIGHT... - $8,000.
- YEAH! narrator:
THE REWARDS CAN BE HUGE. - MORE MONEY, MORE MONEY,
MORE MONEY. - [laughs] narrator: ON THIS EPISODE
OF<i> SHIPPING WARS...</i> - NO MATTER WHAT,
YOU'RE SCREWED. - NOW I GOT TO MAKE SOME MONEY. - THIS IS MY NECK OF THE WOODS. - HE'S GONNA DECAPITATE
SOMEBODY'S LOAD. - WOW. - HE'S CLUELESS. - IF IT CAN GO WRONG
WITH THIS LOAD, IT'S GOING TO GO WRONG
WITH THIS LOAD. - WHOA, WHOA. [bleep] - NO MATTER WHAT, AT ALL COSTS,
I WILL GET THESE LOADS. NICKELS HOLDING UP A DOLLAR.
LET'S GO. - I'M VERY MUCH
AN AMATEUR AT THIS. I'M DEFINITELY HAVING
AN "OH, [bleep]," MOMENT HERE. - YEE-HAW! EVERY TIME
I WIN A BID, MAN, IT'S JUST LIKE
I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT. - I DON'T GET INTIMIDATED, BECAUSE I WAS RAISED
TO BE TOUGH. [screams] - [bleep] YOU, YOU CREEP. I WAS A U.S. MARINE,
AND EVERYTHING'S A BATTLE, AND I WANT TO WIN THE WAR. - THIS IS MY $2,000 VAN. I HAVE A BEAN BAG
THAT SOMETIMES ACTS AS A PILLOW. THAT AND THIS ARE MY BED. - HE'S BACK THERE
LOOKING AT PORN. - 220,000 MILES. I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG A RIDE
IT'S GOING TO BE, BUT WE'LL SEE. - GEEZ, JARRETT,
HOW DO YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR DAY JOB
AND DOING NOTHING? narrator: EVERY DAY
AT THE SAME TIME, USHIP SENDS OUT
THE TOP SHIPMENTS FOR AUCTION. FIRST JOB UP FOR BID:
A FOOD TRUCK FROM THE FAMED NEW YORK CITY
RESTAURANT TAVERN ON THE GREEN. THIS OVERSIZED BREAD TRUCK
WEIGHS OVER 9,000 POUNDS AND SPORTS
A $30,000 CUSTOM PAINT JOB. THIS ROLLING PIECE OF ART
WILL BE TRAVELING 1,300 MILES FROM QUEENS, NEW YORK,
TO MIAMI, FLORIDA. - OH, IT'S A FOOD TRUCK FROM
THE OLD TAVERN ON THE GREEN. - A WHAT FROM THE WHAT
ON THE WHAT? - THE FAMOUS LITTLE RESTAURANT
IN NEW YORK CITY. THEY'RE SELLING IT AND IT'S
BEING SHIPPED TO FLORIDA. - OH, COOL. I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO NEW YORK CITY. - WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS GONNA WANT TO DRIVE
THROUGH THAT FRICKING CITY? - MAN, I LOVE CENTRAL PARK
THIS TIME OF YEAR. - APPARENTLY THE BUYER IN MIAMI
IS TURNING THIS INTO SOME KIND OF YOGURT
OR DESSERT OR CAFE TRUCK. I COULD REALLY CARE LESS. - I THINK I COULD DO THIS
FOR 2,500. - YOU KNOW,
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD SIZE TRUCK. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE THAT
TO THE BIG BOYS. - 1,300 MILES,
NEW YORK TO FLORIDA? I'LL GO 2,400 ON THAT. I LOVE GOING UP AND DOWN
THE EAST COAST. THAT'S MY STOMPING GROUND. - THIS THING COULD FALL OFF THE
TRAILER, THE AXLE COULD BREAK, THE TRAILER COULD FALL OVER.
WHATEVER. - I'LL BID 2,300. - UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO LIVE
TO SHIP, I SHIP TO LIVE. - I'LL START OUT AT 2,200. - WE CAN DO THIS. LET'S SQUEEZE IT IN AT 2,150. - DRIVING THROUGH NEW YORK CITY
WITH MY TRAILER IS A REAL [bleep]. - THIS COULD CAUSE MORE TROUBLE
FOR MY TRAILER AND MYSELF THAN IT'S WORTH. - KNOWING THAT MY BROTHER
HAS A FLATBED I CAN BORROW, I CAN GO 2,000 ON THIS. - WHAT? HOW DO THEY EVEN MAKE A LIVING
DOING THIS WITH THAT KIND OF A BID? - WHAT CAN I SAY, MARK?
GET USED TO IT. - FORGET IT. I NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY
WHEN I'M WORKING. - IT COULD BE A PAIN
IN MY [bleep] AND JUST NOT WORTH THE TIME, BUT IF THE MONEY'S GREEN AND
IT'S LEGAL, I'LL SHIP ANYTHING. - OH, YOU IDIOTS. - WELL, MAYBE NOW
YOU'LL STOP UNDERBIDDING THESE LOADS SO MUCH. - I AM NOT GOING TO ALL THE WAY
TO NEW YORK CITY THEN DOWN TO FLORIDA
FOR 1,800 BUCKS. IF I'M GONNA DO A SHIPMENT
OUT OF NEW YORK CITY, THEY'RE GONNA PAY A PRICE. WE'RE DONE WITH THIS ONE. - THIS IS 1,300 MILES. I MEAN, TWO DAYS OF EXPENSES,
$400 IN FUEL-- - WITH JARRETT,
EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING. - THE BEST I CAN DO IS 1,600. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. - I REALLY HATE TO DRIVE
IN THAT DAMN CITY, BUT I'M GONNA GET THIS ONE. - AH. ROY'S PRETTY MUCH LIKE
A HEMORRHOID THAT WON'T GO AWAY. - HMM. - WHAT, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY
TO LOWBALL ME AGAIN? - I-- I'M GONNA LET
THE HIPPIE HAVE IT. - [laughs] - I'M CONVINCED THAT ROY
WAS RAISED BY REPTILES. narrator:
SECOND JOB UP FOR BID: AN AFRICAN HEAD SCULPTURE VALUED
AT $10,000 MADE OF SOLID IRONWOOD AND
STANDING NEARLY SIX FEET TALL. THIS 400 POUND PIECE OF ART WILL
BE TRAVELING OVER 1,200 MILES FROM FLORIDA TO NEW JERSEY. - THIS IS KIND OF A COOL-LOOKING
PIECE OF ART HERE. - I LOVE AFRICAN ART.
- I CAN GET ON THIS. - THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE GOING
TO MOVE THAT STATUE WITHOUT BREAKING IT. WHEN IT COMES TO ART, I'M REALLY
CAREFUL ON WHAT I BID ON. THIS STUFF IS DANGEROUS TO MOVE. - IT'S ONLY FIVE FEET TALL. - I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
IT WAS ON MY TRUCK. - MAN, MY VAN STRUGGLES
WITH PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING. - GOING ALL THE WAY UP
THE EAST COAST. MAN, I GOT TO MAKE SOME MONEY
TO DO THAT. LET'S SEE WHAT I GET OUT OF THAT
3 GRAND. - THIS IS MY NECK OF THE WOODS. I'LL DO IT FOR 1,700. - YOU GUYS HAVE FUN
WITH YOUR LITTLE STATUES THERE. I'M GONNA LOOK FOR SOMETHING BIG THAT PAYS ME SOME SERIOUS
DINERO. - DO YOU WANT TO PLACE A BID
ON IT? - LET'S DO 1,600. AT LEAST WE CAN MAKE SURE
THE CUSTOMER GETS IT WITHOUT IT BEING BROKEN
INTO A MILLION PIECES. YOU CAN'T TRUST A ROOKIE WITH
AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARTWORK. - YOU KNOW WHAT? I MEAN,
I'VE DONE A LOT WITH ART. - WHAT? - IT'LL RUN ME ABOUT $600
TO GO UP THAT FAR, BUT IT'LL BE A NICE CHANGE
FROM THE ANIMALS. THANK GOD, NO POOP TO CLEAN UP. - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. IF THEY WANT TO BREAK IT,
THEY CAN HAVE IT. - HAVE FUN WITH IT, GUYS. - IT'S THEIR PROBLEM NOW. - I'VE REALLY GOT TO GET THE
CASH FLOW WORKING IN MY FAVOR. I'LL GO 950. - AH,
I COULD STILL MAKE THIS WORK. LET'S SEE. I'M JUST GONNA PASS. - HA, HA! LOOKS LIKE I'M GETTING THIS ONE. - HOW CAN THEY EVEN
MAKE A LIVING DOING THIS? THESE GUYS ARE GONNA GO BROKE. - IT LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS THE HOUSE. THIS AFRICAN HEAD NEEDS TO BE IN
HACKENSACK IN, LIKE, TWO DAYS. ONCE I PICK THIS THING UP,
IT'S JUST-- I MEAN, IT'S GONNA BE A RUSH. - HEY, WHAT'S UP MY MAN?
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
COME ON IN. MY FAMILY
HAD AN AFRICAN ART GALLERY. WE WANTED TO KEEP
A LOT OF THESE PIECES, BUT SINCE WE'RE MOVING, WE'RE GETTING RID
OF A LOT OF IT. - HOLY COW. - IT'S A COUPLE HUNDRED POUNDS. - WOO. - YOU PROBABLY HAVE MORE
EXPERIENCE MOVING THAN I DO, SO-- - WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MORE.
[laughs] - LISTEN TO THE GUY. HE'S [bleep] CLUELESS. - IT'S A GOOD THING WE GOT
THE RIGHT SHOES ON FOR THIS. BACKWARDS IN FLIP-FLOPS
IS NOT EVER A GOOD IDEA. - DUDE, REALLY? GO GET SOME MAN SHOES. - WE HAD TO CALL FOR BACKUP
JUST TO LAY THAT THING DOWN. BY MYSELF THAT WOULD'VE BEEN
PRETTY DIFFICULT. - SO, JARRETT,
WHEN YOU GO TAKE A LEAK, IS SOMEBODY HOLDING IT FOR YOU? - I'VE GOT TO HURRY TO GET IT
TO NEW JERSEY. THAT'S FOR SURE. - HEADED INTO QUEENS, NEW YORK, TO PICK UP THIS 1979
TAVERN ON THE GREEN TRUCK. I HATE THIS CITY. THE PEOPLE HERE
ARE SO INCONSIDERATE AND NASTY. THEY THINK THEY OWN
THE [bleep] ROAD. - I WOULD LIKE NEW YORK CITY
WOULD BE ROY'S KIND OF PLACE. - WHENEVER I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT I NEED HELP WITH, I CALL IN MY RIGHT-HAND MAN,
PRATT. ANYTIME I'VE EVER NEEDED HIM,
HE'S THERE. COME ON, YOU HIPPIE.
LET'S GO. PRATT'S LIKE MY LITTLE BROTHER, EXCEPT THE FACT THAT I LIKE HIM. WELL, THIS IS IT. WELL,
THIS SHOULD BE PRETTY SIMPLE: START RIGHT UP,
DRIVE RIGHT ONTO MY TRAILER. [engine grinding] WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
TO ME WITH VEHICLES? THEY SAY THEY RUN
AND THEN THEY DON'T. - [horn honking] - HELLO, HOW YOU DOING? WELL, AT THIS POINT,
THE OWNER OF THE GARAGE NEEDS TO HELP ME GET MY TRUCK
OUT OF THE STREET. - WOULD ONE OF YOU FELLAS
FIT RIGHT HERE IF YOU JUST PULLED IN LIKE THIS? - I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO GET IT IN THERE, AS LONG AS THIS [bleep]
IS OUT OF MY WAY. HEY, PRATT, SEE IF YOU CAN
GET THAT THING RUNNING FOR ME. SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE
SOME ROOM FOR ME AROUND HERE. I'M ALREADY BLOCKING OFF
THE WHOLE STREET. I CAN'T MAKE THESE CORNERS
WITH ALL THESE CARS IN MY WAY. I GOT TOO MANY CARS
COMING AT ME AT ONCE HERE. - I DON'T THINK ROY
CAN MULTITASK VERY WELL. HE'S TOO IMPATIENT. - I'M GOING AROUND THE BLOCK, AFTER AN HOUR OF CIRCLING, WE FINALLY GET AN OPEN SPACE
FOR MY TRUCK. - CHECK IT ONE MORE TIME. [engine grinding] - AND THE FOOD TRUCK
STILL WON'T START. [phone rings] I'VE BEEN HERE WAY TOO LONG, SO NOW I'VE GOT TO CALL
THE CUSTOMER AND TELL HIM IT'S GONNA COST HIM
A LOT MORE MONEY. - HELLO?
- HEY, JUAN? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
WITH THIS TRUCK? 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WASTED
AN HOUR AND A HALF ON THIS THING AND I'M NOT PAID
TO BE A MECHANIC. - THE CHEAP SON OF A BITCH. I CALL HIM AND TELL HIM
IT'S GONNA COST MORE, AND HE TOLD ME TOUGH [bleep]. - WHAT'S GONNA GET IT
ON THE TRUCK, ROY? - I-I DON'T-- - I'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET IT ON THE TRUCK. YOU KNOW, THIS THING SHOULD'VE
BEEN ALL READY AND RUNNING FOR ME TO GET HERE THIS MORNING. THIS IS THE SHIPPER'S CURSE. I GAVE THE MAN MY WORD THAT
THIS TRUCK WILL BE DELIVERED. THIS TRUCK WILL BE DELIVERED. NO MATTER WHAT. PRATT,
GO GET IN THAT [bleep] TRUCK, GO BUY A [bleep] WINCH
RIGHT NOW. A WINCH IS A POWERFUL PULLEY THAT WILL PULL THIS VAN
ONTO THE TRAILER. TOTALLY [bleep] PREPARED. AND THINGS ARE GOING
PRETTY GOOD SO FAR. SMOOTH SAILING. AH, MAN. WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO COME
TO A STANDSTILL ON I-95. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. OF COURSE I HIT THE MOTHER
OF ALL TRAFFIC JAMS. I'M JUST BURNING FUEL
SITTING HERE, SO I MIGHT AS WELL GET OUT
AND STRETCH MY LEGS. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAR THIS
IS GONNA PUT ME BEHIND YET. - WHEN PEOPLE ARE
OUT OF THEIR CARS, THAT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN. - I REALLY CAN'T AFFORD
TO BE LATE. IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING,
THAT'S FOR SURE. - I PROBABLY DON'T EVEN WANT
TO KNOW HOW MUCH THIS COST. DESTRUCTIONS. I HAD TO SEND PRATT OUT
TO GET A WINCH SO WE COULD PULL THIS DAMN THING
ONTO THE TRAILER. AND HE SAID IT CAME WITH
A MOUNTING PLATE, DIDN'T HE? AND THERE'S NO MOUNTING BRACKET. IT COMES WITH THE BOLTS
TO MOUNT IT TO THE BRACKET. WHERE'S THE BRACKET? PRATT BRINGS THE WINCH BACK,
NO MOUNTING BRACKET. I NEED A FLAT PIECE OF STEEL
ABOUT 2 1/2 FEET LONG. I'M A PROBLEM SOLVER. THAT'S MY FORTE
AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT. I HAD TO PAY FOR THE SHOP,
THE TOOLS, AND THE LABOR TO DO ALL OF THIS. I'M IN THE HOLE FOR A LOT
OF MONEY AND A LOT OF TIME, AND SO FAR THE CUSTOMER
ISN'T COOPERATING. OW. START WALKING. WE'VE GOT THE WINCH READY, AND WE HAD TO TAKE ANOTHER TRUCK TO PUSH THE FOOD TRUCK
OVER TO MY TRAILER AND GET IT READY TO LOAD. NOW STRAIGHTEN IT OUT. - WHOA, WHOA! - BRING MY THAT SMALL CHAIN. - WE AIN'T GOT ENOUGH JUICE
IN THIS BATTERY, GUYS. CLUSTER AFTER CLUSTER
AFTER CLUSTER [bleep]. - RIGHT NOW WE ARE
ON A STANDSTILL ON I-95. THESE DELAYS JUST KILL ME WHEN
I'M ON A DEADLINE LIKE THIS. THERE'S NO TELLING HOW LONG
WE'RE GONNA BE HERE TODAY. IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.
THAT'S FOR SURE. - TRAFFIC JAMS MEAN JUST
ONE THING: YOU'RE LOSING MONEY. - AFTER WHAT FELT LIKE DAYS... ALL RIGHT. I FINALLY GOT BACK TO MOVING. WELL, WE'RE COMING UP ON
WHATEVER WAS THE CAUSE OF THIS. OH, WOW. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT CAMPER WAS GOING ANY FURTHER
THAN RIGHT THERE. BECAUSE I WAS BEHIND, I HAD TO CALL THE BUYER
AND LET HIM KNOW WHY. HEY, THIS IS JARRETT. WE SAT STILL ON I-95. I'M SORRY I'M RUNNING SO LATE. - TOO MUCH CAN GO WRONG IN THIS
BUSINESS TO GIVE EXACT TIMES ON WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO DELIVER. IT'S BETTER TO GIVE A WINDOW
TO COVER YOUR [bleep]. - AH, I HATE MAKING
THOSE PHONE CALLS. IT SEEMS I MAKE THEM MORE
OFTEN THAN NOT, 'CAUSE I DO HATE BEING LATE. [laughs] I DON'T KNOW WHY
I HATE IT SO MUCH. I'M LATE ALL THE TIME,
BUT I STILL HATE IT. - WE NEED TO FIND A BATTERY
OR SOMETHING TO PULL THIS THING ON WITH. CAN WE GET SOMETHING OVER HERE
ON THIS SIDE OF ME? - THAT'S MY VAN RIGHT HERE. - OH, THAT'S YOUR VAN? THIS AIN'T LOOKING GOOD. I SHOULD'VE WALKED AWAY WHEN
I HAD THE [bleep] CHANCE. READY?
- YEAH. [tires squealing]
- WHOA! - HONESTLY, SEEING ROY STRUGGLE
KIND OF MAKES ME HAPPY. - THE TRAILER'S NOT WIDE ENOUGH. IF THEY'D HAVE GIVEN ME THE PROPER INFORMATION
ON THE WEBSITE, I WOULD'VE KNOWN THIS THING
IS TOO WIDE AND TOO BIG
TO FIT ON MY TRAILER. BUT MY JOB IS TO DELIVER LOADS, SO I'M GONNA FIND A WAY. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHIMMY
THIS WHOLE THING THIS WAY. - WELL,
IF WE CAN GET A FORKLIFT UNDER JUST TO HELP THE WINCH
A LITTLE BIT-- NOW, WHAT I'M THINKING IS IF
YOU JUST PICK IT UP AND THEN MOVE IT OVER-- - YEP. - YEAH. KEEP GOING. READY?
- YEAH. - KEEP IT STRAIGHT. - YOU KNOW, ROY, I GOT A
20,000 POUND WINCH ON MY TRAILER IF YOU EVER NEED A HAND. - A LITTLE MORE. WHOA! I WOULD SAY I AMAZE MYSELF, BUT THERE'S NO WAY
TO AMAZE MYSELF. I'M JUST THAT GOOD. - ROY, THIS WAS A LITTLE
CHALLENGE FOR YOU, WASN'T IT? - NOPE. SEE, WHAT REALLY UPSETS ME
ABOUT THE WHOLE DAY IS IT'S NOT THE MONEY,
IT'S NOT THE TIME OR ANYTHING, I MESSED UP MY HAIR. - AND THIS GIANT TRAILER
IS REALLY NOT GOOD ON MY VAN. AND I KNEW AT SOME POINT I WOULD
RUN INTO A SITUATION LIKE THIS. I KNEW WITH THIS TRAILER
BEING THIS BIG THAT MY LUCK
WAS GOING TO RUN OUT SOMETIME. AH, WORST CASE I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO THINK ABOUT YET. MAN, I HAD TO GET THIS VAN
REPAIRED ASAP, SO I JUST STOPPED AT THE
NEAREST GARAGE TO GET IT DONE. - IT CALLS FOR SIX TO SEVEN
HOURS, AND WE'RE AT $95 AN HOUR. THE GASKET'S, LIKE, 116, SO YOU'RE, LIKE,
800 AND SOME DOLLARS. - $800? I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN PAID
FOR THE SHIPMENT YET. DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, I GUESS. ON TOP OF THIS BILL,
I'M DELAYED AT LEAST A DAY. I'M IN SERIOUS TROUBLE HERE. I MEAN, $800 PRETTY MUCH TAKES
CARE OF MY PROFIT FOR THIS TRIP, AND THAT'S IF NOTHING ELSE
GOES WRONG. - OH, [bleep]. ONE OF THE PROBLEMS
WITH DRIVING BACK ROADS: NO SIGNS, NO NOTHING. THEY DON'T MARK THEM REAL WELL, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT
HIGHLY TRAVELED. LOOK AT THAT. IT'S GONNA BE [bleep] CLOSE. - EVENTUALLY,
ROY'S LUCK IS GONNA RUN OUT, AND HE'S GONNA DECAPITATE
SOMEBODY'S LOAD. - TRY IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. WOW.
OH. HOLY [bleep], LET'S NOT
GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. THAT WAS CLOSE. THAT THING MISSED THE TOP
OF THE BRIDGE BY INCHES. I MEAN-- - HOW MANY TIMES
YOU GONNA RISK YOUR LOADS GOING UNDERNEATH BRIDGES? - PERFECT, JUST LIKE ME. - RIGS OUT, ROYOTA. - WHAT? - WELL, WHAT'S IT DOING? I CAN'T SEE IT
'CAUSE OF THIS RAIN. - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO STOP AND CHECK THIS OUT. THIS IS STARTING TO SUCK, THIS WHOLE RUN IS STARTING
TO [bleep] SUCK. WELL, IF THIS TRUCK CAUSES
DAMAGE TO MY TRAILER, I'M GONNA BE LOSING MONEY QUICK. [bleep] ME. YEAH, WE LOST THE SHACKLE. RIGHT HERE,
THE WHOLE THING'S GONE. THIS THING WAS SO HEAVY
IT SNAPPED MY TRAILER AXLE. WELL, SHE'S DONE. - MY ONLY OPTION IS GET ANOTHER
[bleep] TRAILER. REPLACING A TRAILER LIKE THIS
IS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT CHEAP. - GOT HER FIXED? - GOT IT FIXED. $868.70. - WOO. - HELLO? - DAWN, HEY, IT'S JARRETT. THEY GOT MY VAN FIXED TODAY. IT'S REALLY PUT MY BEHIND,
AND I JUST-- IT'S NOT GOOD? WOULD THAT BE OKAY
IF I CAN KNOCK 100 OFF? - OKAY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. - I'VE BEEN OUT OF MONEY,
NOW I'M REALLY OUT OF MONEY. I HAD TO OFFER HER $100 OFF. NO MATTER WHAT I DO THIS RUN, I'M PROBABLY
GONNA BE IN THE NEGATIVE. - I REALLY COULDN'T BE ANYMORE
PISSED OFF AT THIS SHIPMENT. ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED,
'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, IT'S GONNA COME UP
AND NIP YOU IN THE [bleep]. WE GOT TO GET CAUGHT UP. TIME TO LOAD THIS THING UP. I JUST LOOKED AT THIS. THE MORONS IN NEW YORK HAD
THE POSITIVE TO THE NEGATIVE, NEGATIVE TO THE POSITIVE. NO WONDER IT WOULDN'T START
THE TRUCK. WE CAN DRIVE IT
RIGHT ON THE TRAILER. NOW I WONDER IF SHE'S GOT
ENOUGH NUT IN THE MOTOR TO PUSH THIS WEIGHT
UP THAT HILL. - WHOA! - DAMN IT. JUST WHEN WE FIGURE
THIS THING OUT, SHE DECIDES TO DIE ON US. YEAH,
SHE WON'T EVEN TURN OVER NOW. IF IT CAN GO WRONG
WITH THIS LOAD, IT'S GOING TO GO WRONG
WITH THIS LOAD. AND I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY
TO DEAL WITH IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? I GOT TO USE THE OTHER TRUCK
AND CHAINS TO TOW IT UP ONTO THE TRAILER. - GO. WHOA! CHECK THE TIRES
AND LIGHT THE FIRE. SHE'S ON THERE NOW, ISN'T SHE? ABOUT [bleep] TIME. THIS RUN HAS COST ME THOUSANDS. THE LONGER I HAVE IT
IN MY POSSESSION, THE MORE IT'S GONNA COST ME. AREN'T WE, MUFFY? HUH? AREN'T WE? - I'M FIXING TO DROP OFF
THIS AFRICAN HEAD. WE'RE PULLING UP NOW. HOPEFULLY SHE'S NOT TOO UPSET THAT IT'S THIS EARLY
IN THE MORNING. - DAWN.
HEY, I'M JARRETT. - FINALLY MADE IT, HEY?
- I KNOW; IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. SHE NEGLECTED TO MENTION
ONE SMALL DETAIL. OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S GONNA BE TOUGH. - IS IT SUPER HEAVY? IT'S SUPPOSEDLY 400 POUNDS. I'M THINKING THIS IS GONNA BE
A PAIN IN THE [bleep]. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO. I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA
HAVE HELP. THERE'S NO WAY
I'M DOING THIS BY MYSELF. I SAW SOME GUYS
OUT HERE WORKING. I'LL SEE IF THEY MIGHT BE
WILLING TO HELP ME FOR A LITTLE BIT. - HEY, MAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY. - COULD I BOTHER YOU
FOR JUST A SECOND? - EVENTUALLY,
JARRETT'S GONNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THESE LOADS
BY HIMSELF. - YES. I KNOW. OOPS. - WOW. - WHEN IT COMES
TO EXPENSIVE ART, YOU REALLY JUST CAN'T TRUST
A ROOKIE. - HEY, RAY. THE MORE THE MERRIER. - ONE, TWO, THREE. - THIS THING SEEMED
TO GET HEAVIER AS WE WENT UP. - [grunting] - EASY, EASY. - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. - LAST ONE IS A BIG ONE. - THREE, GO. - IF THOSE GUYS
WOULDN'T HAVE BAILED YOU OUT, YOU'D HAVE BEEN SCREWED. - THAT THING IS SOLID. - IT WAS WORTH IT. I MEAN, FOR ME AT LEAST. I HOPE FOR YOU TOO. - YEAH.
OH, YEAH, IT WAS WORTH IT. - YEAH? OKAY.
- MAYBE. I KEPT UP MY END OF THE BARGAIN. - I KNOW I TOLD YOU 100 OFF. - HERE'S EXTRA FOR YOU. - OH, THANK YOU. - I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- THANK YOU. - I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET THIS THING DELIVERED AND GET IT OUT OF MY FACE. THIS THING HAS BEEN
A PAIN IN THE [bleep] SINCE I PICKED IT UP. I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO DROP
THIS THING OFF HERE IN A MINUTE. JUAN? - ROY?
- YEAH. - JUAN. - WELL, JUAN, BEFORE THIS THING
COMES OFF MY TRAILER, SOMEBODY OWES ME SOME MONEY. I'VE NEVER HAD A LOAD KICK MY
[bleep] AS BAD AS THIS ONE. I JUST WANT TO GET THIS LOAD
OVER WITH. HOPEFULLY IT'S EASY
TO DROP THIS THING OFF. OF COURSE THE GUY DIDN'T PAY ME
A PENNY EXTRA. NOW,
WHAT I NEED FOR YOU TO DO IS, RIGHT HERE
IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING, WRITE DOWN "DELIVERED ON"
TODAY'S DATE WITH NO DRIVER DAMAGE. - ARE WE GOING TO DO
THE WALK THROUGH? - WHAT WALK THROUGH? - NICE TRY, ROY, BUT WITH A LOAD THAT VALUABLE, THE CUSTOMER'S
ALWAYS GONNA INSPECT IT. - CAN YOU NOT WAIT TEN MINUTES
FOR HIM IN INSPECT THIS TRUCK? - YOU KNOW,
THIS GUY WANTS TO INSPECT A 40-YEAR-OLD TRUCK
FOR SCRATCHES, AND ALL I WANT TO DO
IS GET OUT OF HERE. - YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD SO FAR. - SO FAR?
- SO FAR. LET'S PUT IT DOWN FIRST. - HOW ARE YOU GETTING IT OFF
MY TRAILER? - WHERE ARE THEY GONNA-- - I'M NOT WAITING
ON THIS WRECKER. I GOT TO FIND A HILL
TO ROLL THIS THING ON. - NO, YOU'RE NOT ROLL IT DOWN,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - NO,
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE WRECKER. YOU ASKED FOR A WRECKER,
WE GOT ONE HERE. - YEAH, WE GOT ONE.
- IT'S ON ITS WAY. - WELL,
I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY TO WAIT. - WHERE YOU GOT TO GO? - LIKE YOU'RE
MY ONLY [bleep] CUSTOMER. WELL, I'VE GOT MORE CUSTOMERS
THAN JUST ONE IN THIS COUNTRY. - TEN MINUTES ISN'T GOING
TO HURT YOU, THOUGH. - LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, "IT'S NOT THE SHIPMENTS;
IT'S THE PEOPLE." I ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT
THIS TO GET THIS DOWN HERE. I SHOULD'VE [bleep] DROVE AWAY
FROM IT AND NEVER EVEN STARTED
TO LOAD IT. - ROY'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE. I'D GET OUT OF THERE. - I CAN'T STAND THESE PEOPLE
AND I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE. YA'LL SET?
- YEAH, WE'RE ALL SET. YOU'RE READY TO GO. - TRUCK. I HOPE THAT THING
CATCHES ON FIRE WHEN THEY TRY TO START IT. narrator:
ROY'S RUN WAS A TOTAL LOSS. WHILE HE WON THE BID AT $1,500, LABOR, EXPENSES,
AND A NEW TRAILER PURCHASE SET HIM BACK
FOR A TOTAL LOSS OF 5 GRAND. JARRETT HAD EQUALLY BAD LUCK
ON HIS RUN. AFTER NABBING THE SCULPTURE
FOR $950, HIS EXPENSES AND VAN REPAIRS
COST HIM HIS ENTIRE INCOME, BRINGING HIM OVER $200
IN THE RED. - MAN, I APPRECIATE IT.
- NO PROBLEM. - YOU KNOW,
SOME DAYS I DO DEBATE WHETHER THIS IS THE JOB FOR ME. BUT I'VE DEFINITELY
SEEN THE REWARDS, AND IF IT'S EASY,
IT'S NOT WORTH HAVING IT. AT LEAST IT KEPT ME GOING AND, YOU KNOW,
KEPT ME IN THE GAME THIS WEEK. - [bleep] NO, I'D NEVER DO
THIS SHIPMENT AGAIN. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH
THEY PAID ME. AS IRRITATED AS I WAS,
SHE HAPPENED TO PLOP OFF, "WHERE HAVE YOU GOT TO BE?" ARROGANT LITTLE [bleep]. WELL, AFTER THIS SHIPMENT,
I AM GONNA GO TO SARASOTA. I AM GONNA DRINK
A COUPLE BOTTLES OF MOONSHINE, AND I'M GONNA GO SHARK FISHING. THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA DO.
