Shane Gillis fighting over his favorite animal

look what's your number one animal dude boxes foxes is a good choice yeah I would take red panda over foxes kind of a lateral move but okay it's significantly cuter move I mean have you seen your Fox's eyes it depends on which anthropomorphized version you're going for but okay I'm a chimpanzee man if we're doing it that way fine mine silverback gorilla I like Tyrannosaurus Rex I called it too mine's ten Velociraptors at once honey badger rules I got the secret nastiest animal you guys know [ __ ] about this what is it river otters River what are you talking about we don't know [ __ ] I ranked him number one last time you stupid [ __ ] otters is up there you're talking cute otters I'm talking [ __ ] otters no no no no no no no shut down alligators and [ __ ] don't try to be rude on my show don't come in here and talk to me stupid [ __ ] that's because I told them hey touche all right you got a good point there Shane have you ever thought about sponsoring a Silverback yes how much were they actually don't like gorillas that much either why do you like him they're funny because they're big and I like them they're big and they punch and they're funny their zoo videos are funny when they walk around I like the video the guy's sliding out of the cage oh that's a good one how do you include that in the edit I have the guard the gorilla slide out right now oh yeah yeah just so everybody at home goes yeah that is cool yeah they also like they go out ahead of their whole pack too constantly worried about getting cooked I liked them when they that one that dragged that photographer away you ever see that one he just quietly walks but there's all these photographers in Africa and a gorilla just walks by grabs a guy by the ankle and just keeps walking and everyone's like because you can't like scream or fight back everyone's just kind of like oh what do you go but after like 30 feet yeah but gorillas are the same height as a man and weigh twice as much so girls are me I don't have a choice in the answer I my it's whatever animal I'm dreaming about last it used to be it was wolves for a while I was like yeah but now it's Robin's I did dream a flock of red-breasted Robins came up to my windshield because you're off the knock dude I was just passed out and they were so beautiful and I just cried I was like oh my God these are such beautiful coloring your windshield your car was parked yeah the car was parked and they landed on your hood walk of robins were like flying and kind of like just joyfully like followed the thing fluttering all over and I would have to enjoy it it was so beautiful that's because you saw God that's God that's love could be that was the truth I literally cried in my dream and I woke up and said what a nice dream were you hard when you woke up yes but that was totally unrelated dude [Music] and they're all over and I was going these are such beautiful birds and they're so happy for me and I woke up the birds are happy if you'd be happy for me I was happy for them so my answer is red uh red breasted yeah that's a nice way to be insane let's just walk outside with that cat damn these birds are so proud of me listen to them there's no singing there on my side for sure dude they're in my windshield they're basically no I know in the dream they were on your side in the astoral realm or whatever you've been called [ __ ] make-believe did your dreams are serious you're talking about his deepest feelings dude dreams are a natural chance uh edit out anytime Mike was funny making fun of me and uh what else uh Tim was back talking when I was talking about foxes and river otters yeah learn about them and bleep out Robin had a dragon please I could teach you I could teach you so much about remember you ever saw river otters take down what's it when's the last time my first question was when's the first when's the last time you saw rivers go ahead where online no I mean in person bro what in person who's got time to go see river otters you know what sorry man I'm I'm still plugging away with my family and stuff I don't get a lot of time to go see river otters in real life yeah I'm sure jacking them online I think that's okay pandemic there yeah so it's 1-1 right now every time I go to the zoo when you stumble upon the river otter okay you go oh this is my favorite animal and people go oh no you guys should be brothers right now why are you fighting he brought it up he's acting like a dick no way man no way somebody else How does it go down how dare you dude [ __ ] I watched the video today you're Mr tough guy you guys both love river otters yeah we do you guys should embrace I don't think there's room for both of us I did say the words first don't you nod you [ __ ] my dad used to go hunting for like the prairie dogs you go out to Wyoming and sit out there and just blast that hurts because prairie dogs were in my top 20. really I'm a big fan of prairie dogs yeah they said that was like otters dude between shooting antelopes I'll give you river otters I'll give you it usually that's right no it's not that was such a beautiful dream man of just yeah those birds just flocking my windshield and just being like Oh my God that's very nice it's wonderful I've been I've been getting lucky in the dream realm lately I've been having some real nice ones what's the last bad one you had uh my kid fell down the steps and started foaming out of her mouth oh

Channel: ShaneGillisfan

Views: 836,858

Keywords: Comedy, Podcasts, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, MSSP, Matt McCuscker, Shane Gillis, Shane, Comedy Podcast, Matt, Podcast Clips, Podcast edits, Funny edits, Stand-up, Funny, River Otters, Gorilla

Id: 5zSTyvHha1o

Length: 6min 13sec (373 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 16 2023