Militia Funeral - Gilly and Keeves

well jerry's dead gonna miss him he was a good brother i served with him he fought alongside me at the costco in virginia we're blocking looters you know a lot of us were there some of us had to work i did i had to work you couldn't take a vacation no i used them all or what well as you recall i came down with mononucleosis and that took me out for about five days i passed it to my wife cheryl and she's big so when she gets sick she gets sick shut up glenn i know why you keep bringing it up i thought we covered it i want to thank matt for putting together this fine casket american-made made it out of [ __ ] wood he found around here in america one thing jerry hated the most and he said it to me before he passed he said make sure my casket's not made out of chinese [ __ ] i said i [ __ ] promise jerry's fine ass wife terry is in attendance as is custom we'd like to present the wife of a fallen soldier with a holded american flag bring that to me no it's the top corner keep it in there there you go and then this one under yeah bring that under i'm coming on this one goes under i'm coming under there to meet you jerry sit here and cry while you're sitting in applebee's with god in the sky it's out of tune it's always at wednesdays and endless pints hey hey hey hey hey hey hey stop enough excuse me what's up you shut the [ __ ] up please turn it off or i'll shut it off we're in the middle of something but there's some type of play what's this a play no what do we look like [ __ ] lesbians to you yeah you actually do no this is a service for a fallen troop oh we're doing the same thing our buddy smashed into this tree yesterday now what you guys are doing is a lot different this is troops what's up military yeah i mean yeah pretty much pretty much yeah i was i was in the navy for a couple weeks they tossed me out though because i couldn't swim i tried to join the air force they there were psychological issues that i was running into a couple walls and then uh i got catfished by isis what was your what was your question troops yes bomb troops man y'all gang man yeah right we're not gang this is troops the government give you those guns no yeah because you're a gang exactly where do y'all even meet we used to meet over at jerry's but we're gonna have to switch out probably like glenn's probably glenn's garage or something oh wait a minute my trains are in there all right glenn maybe it's time to move your [ __ ] train set it's embarrassing you're a gang you're a gang you're a gang how can we be a gang we're white it is what it is this is a well-regulated militia we're the free men of mechanicsburg sometimes boys chill no no we're the turtles these are the turtles that's cute the turtles oh cool man are you laughing at fat matrix oh now you got them started that was the last thing you wanted are you making that noise with your mouth yeah you want to [ __ ] talk [ __ ] damn i thought that casket was [ __ ] up but who did you hear this haircut's more than your [ __ ] life [ __ ] nice bowl cut chuckie you make fun of my hair from my friends i'll [ __ ] kill you what's up what y'all wanna do do you wanna [ __ ] go wanna start something don't make me don't make me call the dogs on you soldiers zip holy [ __ ] this is it come on come on now let's go come on okay everybody hydrate whoa whoa whoa whoa hey hey guys come on let's settle down okay we're not that different than each other you know we're all here to remember a fallen hero it doesn't matter if your guy got hit by a tree or if our guy got beat to death by a couple of teens at walgreens actually it was walmart walmart we're all the same as far as i'm concerned this is sacred ground for all of us and i'll be damned oh yeah yes you guys all right that beer was coming right for you you guys good you okay oh [ __ ] that is a dude that is a [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ]

Channel: Gilly and Keeves

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Length: 4min 53sec (293 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 20 2021