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the tribe met and spoke of you we decided the following man I feel like a woman okay who's written down sentence as far as we passed those four it please work as a team everybody in past those sentences forward if you would to some of our pages fantastic beautiful oh yeah ahead of these guys and I you to the work and I'll do the talking here this is a game some of you people are sitting in the back you might not know this but people down front have been given the dubious task of writing down sentences out of their own imaginations Jonathan Ryan they're going to be doing a scene they will have a pocketful of sentences written by these good people down here and throughout the course of the scene they're going to reach into their pockets grab out a sentence and try to incorporate your drunken Vegas ravings into the scene if possible so this scene we the suggestion is always what is a period in history but one do you think that we don't normally get we get Renaissance a lot in civil war a period in history the Ice Age thank you Miss and also I would like this to kind of have a dramatic flair so many kind of a soap opera dramatic Ice Age scene really yes you are late Ungar me build round stone round stone is good food is hot come eat know you heat food now yes I invented fire just now it's very easy while i chip stone you invent fire you're not good at smart things like Johnson no me no not much people talk when I walk in forest they say you remind me of dot dot dot oh they never finished cuz I walk by with round stone all I ever hear is you remind me of I should stay longer the tribe met and spoke of you we decided the following man I feel like a woman I myself could go for some good hair dragging right about now yes that is why we must head south beyond the mountain I don't think I need to with round wheel I think any woman I want can be mine now with round stone you think round stone greater than fired women impress when they see me with round rock I'm sure they run up and say have you gained weight and I have now that you cook food with fire we know what your last girlfriend used to say she'd stand on top of cliff and yell I can't believe my man is cougar material you talk of Helen yes coming from across track we no longer see Helen Helen froze in the hunt rose she did why I don't hear of this you were busy with rock why you not hate Helen with hot fire Helen not like me Eileen like you now Helen froze ha ha ha what Helens say to me what the hell you say it Helen say to me purple monkeys in the tree that sex talk with Helen there are no real purple monkeys and there's no real tree I am tree did you not see what I carved in this stone before you're stoned and no rock stone you've carved something I'm dead read what it says oh I can't believe you are really boy gentle boy yet - what that mean I have no idea and why why you carded I think it means sokar Mia you know what mean volcano volcano erupted God is angry hot sticky stuff come down soon remember when God say upon us loudly over the fjords would you like to watch the Jets lose tomorrow

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Id: uLawWaFjh5Y

Length: 4min 31sec (271 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 03 2012