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Oh nice to see you all thank you thank you taken ah thanks for coming to the show trying to get a film about the you talk about the senses yes right now some people received a little scraps of paper and pencils at three tables we'd like you to write down a simple statement it's simple sentence not not anything really long not anything filthy we come out like senses real quick let's grab those sentences for me please the services sensor sensor self play games come on yeah huh there you go guys okay this is for Jonathan Ryan Jonathan Ryan are going to be putting these senses in the pocket every once while they're in the scene they're going to reach in the pocket pull out a sentence and use it in the scene and remember you work the scenes I hope you like it uh what do we need from you let's see I'm going to take you ma'am in the front row yeah if you're if your life is a soap opera what was the name of your soap opera be the Bachelorette sucks single women glory opened the door Gouri open the damn door I'm almost done Gloria open the damn damn door glory on the door Gordon Gloria thought open the door thorium you know how long I've been waiting out there I was applying my makeup you think this is a joke Gloria yes I do I think you're a joke Roger you didn't say that on the beach in Hawaii did you I can't remember what I said that was so so long ago I remember what you said you looked up at me we just had a nice dinner you looked right into my eye and you said I drank some sweet tea I did because Raul gave me some sweet tea Raul yes Raul the beach boy you remember Raul don't you of course I do who's tan tall that's right and he treated me like you don't I don't get anything from you in the morning when I look my best Raul I walk him to the beach and he looks right at me and says I'm a raging alcoholic you look for damaged people I turned your life around I don't care if they're drunk at least he told me I look good remember when you were speaker and I found you yes I do paint on that pole where guys were looking at you and yelling alley dancing on the pole I was slipping up and down it yeah it's hard to dance on an actual pole well there were guys there yelling at you and they were saying the long and winding road yeah pedantic Dan yeah and they saw my intersection okay maybe the longer whiny drone wasn't the best name for a stripper but it's all I could come up with what had a lot of money stripping don't ever put me down for stripping I supported my children I wish the state had never taken them away from me I'm a responsible mother so I drink with cabana boys and I slide up and down a pole so what you can be happy again I can make you happy but in your teeth I'm tired of you talking about dads you can be happy again see you speak buddy you insist of not wearing your teeth this self-help book it's something to turn my life around I'm gonna open a chance tried to sell that to me before not chapter six I haven't listened to this scruffy nerf-herder stop it with a sexy talk I want you out of this house I want you to pack your bags and get out now fine I'm leaving take in the suitcase don't go I'm sorry I changed my mind so much go don't go put your teeth and take them out I can't make up my mind all I know is I look good I think the long and winding road still has it you know I did all my makeup this morning it's the first time in a week sometimes I just get out of bed and I look in the mirror and I think I'm just not worth it sometimes I say long and winding road cuz that's what I call myself I said do you think the dog farted I never realizes to me because I don't have a dog it must be me hey hey hey hey all the work on the paw let's loosen everything up not me the other way I don't like it bear hello oh you know froggy froggy here stop it get out of there okay fine rails coming the last time I saw him you know what he proclaimed across the city no meat raffle neat raffle yes yeah it is I Raul meat raffle I have come because I said I would come you're not as I remember you Raul I remember you as a tall Hispanic man Oh

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Id: E7BX9cXjdsg

Length: 5min 16sec (316 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 15 2012