Story Time [1x18]

pigs were known as the of the barnyard family and we serve vegetarian breakfast and have Cowie Oggy [Music] so we're gonna tell you a story I'll be conducting this I'll be right up front here and that means I'm gonna be pointing from one person to the other and that if I was pointing to Jeff and he was telling the story and went over to chip chip would have to pick up where Jeff left off in the story and I'll bounce around and we'll see what happens this has never worked so what we need what we need anyone from I don't know Iowa here okay from Iowa what's your name Dave Dave I want you to make up the name of a nursery rhyme for me not one that you remember as a child but but make up the name of a nursery rhyme it can be anything the pig the cow and yesterday evening you are from Iowa aren't you [Applause] what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas the pig the cow and yesterday evening thank you yesterday night was one of the coldest nights we've ever had in Iowa it was so cold the pigs got in blankets and became like actual piggies in a blanket it was just that cold the cows were so cold they tipped themselves over it didn't have the heat to stand up the horses were rather comfortable and warm not a problem mr. cow decided to go out on this cold night because he was a cow and he was a mr. hey time to hit the town and lose something up he had a favorite bar he used to go to called farmer utters hanging thing the place is just open they were still working on the name but that was the place to be for one reason one reason only lotsa eggs that's where pigs and cows got together and made sweet passionate love pigs were known as the of the barnyard families and most bars strictly forbid cow on Pig action but not this one open till 6:00 a.m. and closed at 6:05 and we serve vegetarian breakfast and have Cowie okey [Applause] they're moving how we okey mr. Kyle was sitting by the bar when she walked in she was a little Squealer it's got a curly little tail and a pink tutu it was Miss Piggy Miss Piggy saw mr. cow from across the bar and right away sparks seemed to erupt because she'd backed up into the radiator oh she said the smell of bacon filled the room mr. cow looked at his friend and said what's this then he manipulated his utter which was strange cuz he was a male cow this big he couldn't help but be impressed she was under his spell his milk was not only white and delicious but thick like a shake as our eyes met they moved slowly across the room towards each other he said my milkshake brings all the pigs to the yard [Applause] [Music] [Applause] three [Applause] [Music]

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Id: M0JpSxW_axA

Length: 4min 43sec (283 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 14 2012