SEASON 3 MEMES (best season)

[Music] yes we have a new season of fortnight you know what that means um so i'm darth vader but they didn't add his lightsaber so i've got a lightsaber from wish right now this'll do they added gigantic boulders to the game and i've got a bunch of people in the line here we're gonna see how many people it kills you know before we play actual games this is more important right here it comes here it comes yeah okay no right in front of it no it's gone star [ __ ] you got another rock coming all right hit some people hit some people yeah no god god damn it all right i'm learning these rocks are not good for killing a hundred players oh i mean that one that one that was a tough rebound right there i'm giving up on my dreams i don't think the rocks are very good at killing people okay i'm gonna go play proper games i may not play much fortnight anymore but one thing is still certain every season we get our god damn win god damn look at that tree it's like they've put something in my water so they added a very colorful tree and a roller coaster this season why is the roller coaster coming out of a disfigured bear's head some five nights at freddy's [ __ ] look darth vader has had a very rough life all he cares about is riding a roller coaster yeah yeah look we're definitely going to see some videos where people sit in this old game maybe that's what i'm going to do right now season three first game i'm sitting in a ball it's called season three memes not season three wins yeah i'll say one thing they have nailed the aesthetic of this season it feels like they've been putting some stuff in my water there's people on the dance floor down there look at them they're grooving oh look at that loser he put out a gun on the dance floor man exciting new season new weapons so many new features look at what we do [Music] all right we're almost in the top 10. i've taken a bit of damage you know the ball isn't looking so good it's a bit of a busted nut right now but um i i haven't left the roller coaster what a great game okay i need to appear in the roller coaster for just two seconds all right we're in the top ten we survived on the roller coaster of the top ten now let's win the game i can't be in the baller anymore but i can still dance let's go guys darth vader may be an evil guy but the only thing he truly destroys is the goddamn dance floor oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] top so i think we had an issue where i wasn't riding the right thing yeah baby darth vader right in the goddamn ball ah getty up i feel like i'm running a horse yeah four nights back to being the greatest goddamn game on the planet yeah i was clearly riding the wrong thing before you know just laser beam things always riding the wrong things oh my god that can charge imagine getting hit in the butt with this thing darth vader with a heavy sniper on the back of a pig i've been sniffing too much of that tree god damn it it's a soccer stare on a pig oh i hit him yes i just had to snipe off the back of a [ __ ] pig he's running okay uh my pig has he's running out of energy and he's dying he's back he's back come slow down let me hop on you he came back to me he's just almost dead well almost isn't fully dead so we need to ride you until you fully die oh [ __ ] hop off god damn it avenge me pig avenge me it's a sucker skin i didn't that soccer skin waited for like 10 minutes after i shot him um so darth vader comes with an emo yeah he's got his boss man walk maybe we just need to do this people will be too intimidated the boss man is here because the only way you have darth vader currently is if you've spent a bunch of money to buy the battle pass so they know i'm a rich mofo and i'm flexing on them we'll see how far this gets us i'm assuming we're going to get a victory royale [Music] yeah i just created a banger something funny about darth vader walking through a field of daffodils man's walking through a window screensaver right now so wholesome so far so good for the boss man we're still going top 20. maybe i just needed to flex my wealth all along oh hello doctor strange we're from different cinematic universes my friend but we're owned by the same people hey look at him he's taking a look i hear a car that's worrying i'm choosing not to turn around no idea what's happening behind me i don't wanna know no idea okay there someone's riding a p it looks so good they're funny all right just keep looking forward darth vader nothing to worry about boss man nothing to worry about boss man everything's all good hello buddy it's another apprentice yeah okay buddy come on how does no one think there's something cool about darth vader strutting i guess we're not gonna get our win that way enough messing around i haven't won like that i'm ready to delete yes perhaps the best way to win is to actually play the game [Music] i've never thought about this before let's get him yeah deleted god i'm so good now i'm focused i've cracked the code i actually have to play the game there's a guy on a pig over here let's go ambush him okay i killed that guy do you want to be my pick now he doesn't want to be my pig come on we're gonna win this game focus buddy okay i think we're okay hectic hectic forget everything i said we're back to being on a ball i'm not gonna keep going around the roller coaster though i'm gonna sit on top of it here nice and hidden i've already got four kills that's too many for me people gonna think someone else is playing my game with how many kills i've got you know players everywhere none of them are looking at me look at all those idiots running around i could so snipe this guy if i got out of my ball first night of the season i'm still figuring out ways to get interesting wins top five situation mate all right we do have to move from this brilliant spot such a shame okay just chill hang in this tree hang on this tree hang in this tree we're just a christmas ornament mate this is the win this is the win yeah [Music] a win is a win baby we got like five kills that's like insane for me oh look at it it's a damn mushroom that's beautiful

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Length: 8min 1sec (481 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 06 2022