SDMP: Schlatt Gets Cloned

I'm in my house and there's 30 people on the sdmp and we're we we're going to have some fun today oh Jesus Christ calm down what's going on whoa whoa there's two of you we just need some weed hey you got any weed some weed that's crazy this doesn't make any this doesn't make any sense to mepp I don't want any weed you guys can you guys can leave please get any weed on you or please no please pleas no no no I don't I don't I don't I don't speak that no no no no no no no no no no stop oh Jesus Christ I don't have any weed in here no don't don't look through my oh Jesus Christ I don't have any weed are you are you mugging me am I being robbed right now is this is a this is a hostile I don't I don't want I don't want whatever the [ __ ] you found you planted that you planted weed in my bro what is going on hey hey SW hey swaggers swaggers before you leave hey take smoke out of this thing we smoking yeah are either one of you actually Swagger Souls it's me Swagger you can't tell I got the munchies yeah I'll prove it to you I think both of them are fake I don't know hey hey I'll tell you I'll tell you something only Swagger would know yeah yeah yeah you got a you got a mole on your left foot yeah oh yeah that's true know that too I need everyone out of my house right now except an Venom everyone out except an Venom yeah you yeah get out of here get out of here guys get lost man [ __ ] you're talking right in front of my house dude get lost got weed smoke hey you know you you're smoking right in front of the HOA they're going to find you for that and then that doesn't do nothing Michael does that does that back up then of of all people you guys got to get lost stop making noise okay how did you leave and you're still here that doesn't make any sense okay someone there is some impersonation [ __ ] going on today I don't know how this is happening it's I'm talking to you right now Michael Mill you think the guy who left called J schlatt isn't me oh no the AI is getting that good I don't know that that's the no you got to ask me a question only the real J schlatt would know all right okay I got a question for you J schlatt who who made yeah what do you think of this record bill that's not a I wouldn't have done that I'm interviewing everyone on the server asking that exact question oh he's oh he left okay we're going to restart restarting the VOD everyone everyone pretend like this is the very beginning I don't I need to clear my head of whatever the [ __ ] that that the past 3 minutes just were but uh Hey everybody Welcome to the sdmp oh my God I have such a great time on this server with all my friends hey what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on are you real I think so I've got this dice right here okay how many carrots do you have I have seven okay you're going to put down seven carrots you going to tell me do you want an odd number or an even number on the dice and then whoever wins gets all the carrots okay uh I would like an odd number [ __ ] fine take all my [ __ ] carrots get lost get out of here today I'm stream I'm going to be gambling probably gambling away everything I have I I said Jesus Christ we're playing stall again where is that even coming from why can I hear it from all the way over here are you playing the disc again is that the real Swagger that is the real Swagger why does everyone keep asking me if I'm the swag okay dude something was going on it's better you don't know I I've had four [ __ ] people ask me if I'm the real Swagger yeah I I someone showed me this photo which is really concerning yeah you know I remember something like that happening wait a minute CH have you already joined the game oh my God yeah the reason wait oh now you're hereat joining the game thing already here yeah evidently not oh I'm [ __ ] walk oh my [ __ ] God is not even accurate in the slightest hey come on not even accurate in the slightest I have no [ __ ] 11 come on okay all right all right that's out of pocket that's out of you can't just you can't just pretend to be me and go around screaming 911 I'm the real J schlat I'll prove it to you uh money money money money I was born I'm I'm I'm 24 years old come on he's got my famous birthdays pulled up yeah sounds like the real J I'm from yor look ask me something okay look this is like the SpongeBob episode right one of is real and the other is made out of out of metal well it's me it's me nuh nuh I bet you're made out of metal you're made out of living Flesh on a met metal endoskeleton that's what you are calm down calm down we'll get to the bottom of this we'll get to the bottom of this okay everyone everyone just spread out a little bit I need space swaggers you you're going to ask us questions and then sound like me at all which one both of us and see who gets it right you know yeah wait no no will be easy do I'm asking you to ask us questions to see who is the real one and then I'm going to ask you two questions I guess I don't know why we're doing this he sounds nothing like me it's very obvious I honestly he what do you mean I'm J it's very obviously not me if you're the real Jan how much money did you get me to spend on that other's bald monkey statue how much money did you me to spend what's up couple thousand it was 75,000 I think that is a couple exactly told you remember it was a little L exactly exactly that's how we know I'm the real one no I'm the real number he's too rich exactly he doesn't even know how to count all he knows is money money money yeah yeah ask me I love money money's great Josh has to be the most antisocial person on this server I don't even know how you can walk past a scene like this okay all right swaggers the real Swagger had a trip planned before the sdmp launch but he cancelled it to stream on the server where was that trip planned let me think about it I'm a little high that hey have some weed swager yeah have a little bit of weed a little bit of weed come on is true give a little bit of that weed isn't even a part of my Persona I'm friends with swagger I got weed on me all the time come on do I do I ever say come on in a do I is do I ever have I ever said come on [ __ ] this I'm going back to my house Fu no you better not go to your [ __ ] house that's my house you [ __ ] [ __ ] hey hey [ __ ] out of here fck what the [ __ ] are you talking about this is my [ __ ] house [ __ ] you [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out coming in get the [ __ ] out of my house huh you [ __ ] [ __ ] sucker you [ __ ] [ __ ] go [ __ ] your mother pulling me out of my own goddamn house hey bring me a [ __ ] chopped cheese or something get the [ __ ] outes the [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] I'm just look he didn't spawn anywhere [ __ ] close now we know it's me what the [ __ ] were you doing in my basement what the [ __ ] is going on Josh that's not the real Josh no that's no that is definitely the real Josh [ __ ] not saying anything just [ __ ] going off going off to be lonely yeah that's him that's him Legend that's kind of gay what what what who said that you mean you mean not approaching a group of six other guys is gay why' that sound like me who the [ __ ] this is really awkward now so [ __ ] confused let's let's get to the bottom of this is that you typing no no it's not me typing then how the [ __ ] is that happening there get cuz he changed his Jesus okay what's what's happening is what's going on down here oh my God I can't I need to excuse myself from this this is absurd does anyone want any Friday we're I'm going to gamble okay if anyone wants to gamble meet me in the Family Mart in like 2 minutes okay and bring diamonds bring diamonds and bring some male strippers what I did not say bring male strippers that was not me I don't know who said that no I'm not engaging no nuh-uh what is this who gave me a scho hi I'm J scho please be respectful of my home also please don't kill me or shave me I hate being naked and dead okay I've I've got a scho it's great uh what I'm doing today is I was going to gamble a little bit more so basically I did not drown there that was not me don't worry basically today I I'm going to take everything I own including gold ingots too and maybe Ruby as well we're just I'm just going to G gble all of it think about it this way I'm probably going to win I mean like the odds are kind of they're kind of there 50/50 you know I could either win big or or walk home with nothing and honestly it's a risk I'm willing to take oh finally back in my house [ __ ] you get dude all right I put your [ __ ] up in the chest but you got to stop with this charade Jesus what are you talking about I live here what's your [ __ ] problem this is my home I'm going to lose my [ __ ] that's that anyone would know that's not where I sit I sit right here usually anyone knows I sit right here up a little bit yeah you want to switch it up a little bit CCH I might as well use it and who's fake you have diamonds on you you got diamonds on you schl I don't have any diamonds right now the face then get lost then get get lost you're obviously poor as [ __ ] let let me let me get some diamonds for you schlatt there no diamonds in that chest this is really gross hey swager I like hey I got some apples for you I don't want I don't want the I don't even I don't even sound like that you got no diamonds on you we're not even you got no diamonds on you I don't that's that's [ __ ] you got to get you got to get lost okay go lost for that is not Josh that's not that's not him that's the real Josh if I ever knew him with Jos diamonds who diamond is that you're not wearing diamonds I never wear diam di everybody knows I never wear armor everybody knows I never wear diamonds he can't even wear any diar armor I never wear armor yeah get the [ __ ] out of here I'm sending you up into space [ __ ] oh the combo the combo let's go we blow up all his stuff uh that's that's what that's what he gets everyone is just [ __ ] surrounding me I got I I I got to be honest you all need to back up okay hey how's it going fck dude hey all my stuff's up there yeah schlat no no no schlat it's I got it's not up there it all right we're going to be gambling I'm going to I I got I'm making a little gambling ring in the family Mar anyone want to [Music] gamble

Channel: SDMP Clips

Views: 138,910

Keywords: schlatt, jschlatt, sdmp, sleep deprived schlatt, sleep deprived minecraft

Id: fHku0AA6-4Y

Length: 11min 54sec (714 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 03 2024