SCTV News - Earl on Drugs

[Music] I'm Floyd Robertson and I'm Earl cannon Bearman and this is the s CTV News tonight's top story Pelham bills unemployment rate it's a staggering 15 percent flash floods which flash floods hit Instanbul in instead well you know Floyd I always thought there should be a t an instant bull instant bull that's how you should say you don't say instant coffee is an instant coffee that word has always bothered me for some reason all right there are those what's the matter something well you all right oh no problem [Music] 10,000 Mellon baloney ins are now out of work according to statistics released today from the Mellon Ville unemployment Bureau in an emergency session of City Council early this morning in an emergency session of City Council of early this morning mayor Tommy shanks proposed a solution for the problem which cut full support from the council the solution moved the 10,000 unemployed to Plattsburgh and let them worry about the problem [Music] [Applause] Dateline turkey Turkey the cranberry sauce and gravy a couple of sweet potatoes boy I'm getting hungry Earl what's the matter with you nothing Boyd Happy Thanksgiving everybody it's not Thanksgiving are you drunk Oh give me that slinky and read your news item sorry that story once again a flood left thousands homeless [Music] well that is homeless not are you stoned no you sure oh is it worth as your condition have anything to do with your editorial tonight no well enter nacho you'll be in big trouble hmm now here's Earl Kenan Berra with an editorial thanks Floyd Floyd Floyd marijuana what's all the fuss about everybody's doing it then it makes you feel from what I hear great I don't think they're all right that's it you've gone too far this time you've gone too far you're completely blown away on the air no I'm not yes you are no one you know who's your top no I'm not Floyd it's all legal ladies and gentlemen I must tell you this I did take part in an experiment just Oh half an hour ago completely authorized by the government then yes there was marijuana involved and the results of those experiments would stagger millions of people including you Floyd really what results of what of the experiment forget it and that's the Boyd Henry that slinky would you please okay no [Music]

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Views: 15,523

Rating: 4.9865322 out of 5

Keywords: SCTV, Second City, Canadian, Comedy, Eugene Levy, Joe Flaherty, Spoof, Parody, Newscast, News, Schitt's Creek, Earl Camembert, Floyd Robertson, Slinky, Drugs, 70s show, Funny, Editorial, Munchies

Id: B7OV-sJLSFk

Length: 5min 6sec (306 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 15 2019