Jschlatt Gets Addicated to Gambling on SDMP Minecraft (Schlatt)

lifting each other up too uh in terms of uh being high oh you want to gamble hello uh yeah okay I love that do you have any do you have do you have a diamond on you or more diamonds yeah I do actually that's fun how many do you have I have a stack of diamonds right here oh [ __ ] okay you want to do 30 diamonds what's the game uh we just roll the dice you pick one to three or four to six and then if you if you if you get it right right you win if you get it wrong you lose I played it with swagger like 10 minutes done this I have he did win I will so you man of his word he's a man of his word give me the diamond block okay all right all right I'll bet I'll bet nine diamonds all right one diamond block sure all right you want one to three or four to six I want one to three wait what did you do um I did four to six he did four to six four to six all right let's see that's a bummer that's a bummer you want to double down I guess I yeah of course all right uh bet again I'll do uh you know what that was two so I think I'll do one to three all right I'll uh take those 18 diamonds now double up I want to double down 36 I don't so okay well that's not how that works that doesn't make any sense all right pick again what was it last time it was yeah three to four okay I'll do I'll do four to six all right I'll take my 36 diamonds now I I'm so confused I would like my 36 what what are you confused about I just don't know how it works you see what do you mean you should give another chance you didn't know you didn't know the rules just give me one more chance well I don't have that I want one I want I don't I don't have enough to double down again I'll take those I want one to three okay can I have my 32 diamonds this is not even no no if you give me the 32 diamonds then I'll have enough to double down again so I kind of need no that that doesn't make any sense no I have that doesn't make any sense have you don't even have what you're betting I have 32 on me oh my God you're a scam artist I can't stand for this SC on my server no I won the 32 but if you give me the 32 then I'll be down to but that doesn't make any sense that makes no sense that makes perfect sense you owe me you owe me makes absolutely no sense you give me the 30 that makes that actually makes perfect sense this makes absolutely no sense guys I'm really confused maybe just roll the dice one more time and settle it once and for all one to three all right all right give me the whole stack no give me the whole stack give me come on no no no no no no no no no no come on find the server admin I I do whatever I want you sure can damn all right and I think you want to be a man of your word here I'll I'll I'll give you the diamonds okay I'll give you the diamonds you know what SWAG do you have any lava um no you have like a bucket of la ah man I have got I got a flint Ste go ahead do it all right no I'm not going to actually do that here have your [ __ ] [ __ ] have a stack I guess here have seven back just the break back the break back oh wait yeah wait you I want one through three all right one through three how do I keep no you know you know okay down yeah yeah down I want three this time wait here blow on them first no I'm not going to blow on him bro you blow on him I don't want to blow on him either I have to respect his decision do you want me BL blow on my no of course not blow don't blow on them you'll make it you you you'll make it hit no just just roll the die all right pick number one through three hey that's right give me 14 wait you don't want to double down I want to double down all right 32 all right number for 32 I want I want four through six no I want one through three nope well you you said it see no no no no no cuz I said it no cuz it didn't register 32 diamonds no cuz you threw it you threw it before I even changed my mind oh come on oh poppycock all right all right Double Down listen let's call it let's call it even now even though you've scammed me for basically all my down then for what six for another stack oh my God oh my God Tucker I'm about to I'm about to throw away a stack of diamonds on on a little B come on what's the bet it's 64 1 through three okay I actually don't I actually only have seven diamonds well uh I don't have any let's let's just say uh maybe maybe I maybe got maybe look maybe I'll turn the other way next time HOA inspection happens that's what I was going to say may maybe you give me a good word with the HOA huh maybe I will if you give me a stack of diamonds as well you kind of owe me so maybe I'll take the diamonds does uh does schlatt know about scho yet SCH I saw it big beautiful animal big beautiful specimen hey you just missed an animal but you just missed an amazing gamble what you just missed an amazing uh feet of gambling I just lost I just lost 64 diamonds to the dice you know you win some you lose some I'm sure the next one you'll have that back and more I mean your pocket's got to be full of diamonds at this point no that was that was all of them yeah that was literally 5 minutes ago his pockets were filled that was I was carrying it around uh because I felt all high and mighty well now there's all that's in his pockets this lint and I'm not talking about chocolate yeah I've got this Blue Orchid it was in my oh you know I'll let you put that in my Greenhouse if you want no I'm okay you can you can do that man I'm dejected you stopped right before you wanted big what do you mean dude I lost the last one yeah but if you doubled down he wasn't even going to let me double if you doubled down with money you didn't have you might have been able to win it all back oh hey guys oh it's cuz I didn't my lucky rock on hi this a [ __ ] do you do you prefer or don't give it back I'm not it where' that come from so I went to a random username hey wake up oh sorry so I went to a random username generator website and then hey wake up I went to a random username website and then I found a word that sounded like holy [ __ ] I'm all right sorry sleep apnea oh that's fine yeah it's from the Pokemon a dream yeah a dream a dream you got a dream I speak Swagger don't worry I can translate oh you then wow that's weird some diamonds just appeared in my hand oh yeah how many where'd you get those 64 of them you want to see if we can win some money back yeah is there a casino no it's bird and he's got one D he's got one dice oh okay Joo I come on guys I'm going to win my money back we're going gambling I'm going to win all my money back does the server support gambling is that is that show yes not only does it support gambling it completely endorses it high stakes only bird what's up hey what's up son of a [ __ ] I got 64 more diamonds and I want to gamble them all away I'm going to win my original 64 what do you mean I spent them all what do you mean you spent them all spent all of them on what hookers there's no hookers on the server right now actually uh I have any business all right okay how do you I was joking I have it you were joking you still have all the diamond SE yeah I've got I've never had sex no no no we're we're going to start small okay we're going to start small all right let's go I want I want I want four to six let's go baby okay damn oo okay I want double or nothing how much you didn't even say a number this one's for 18 I can't keep losing all of them all right I want that one was 1 to three so I'm going to go one to three all right you bank money that's right hey let me have that 18 let me have that 18 that's not how it works you you wage your nine and you want 18 period and you double down so now you get n 18 no I'm giving you the 18 but we're we're done after that though no we're not no no no we're going to keep going then let's keep doubling down no am I [ __ ] stupid I am I Bandit math that's how what you mean my am am I bad at math 18 so he he hold on hold on Wagers Wagers it was your n versus my n wag nine diamonds he loses and then he wages 18 the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life cuz you were already down n you were already down n nothing have you never G to a casino schlap okay hold on schlap he he's scamming me right now yes or no no he's scaming this is he said double or nothing and he won he won double oh yeah know you w swager he's right look the way that I see it is that you wager nine diamonds but you double down but you're doubling 18 you're wagering you're wagering 18 know [ __ ] about doubling down but I'm you do you remember the last time you owe more diamonds out here okay here's an 11th one for free you know what take the whole stack [ __ ] it what I don't want it I'm [Music] rich I bet 50 diamonds give me 50 diamonds 1 2 three 50 diamonds 2 talking 1 2 3 2 1 2 3 51 diamonds 51 diamonds 1 2 3 51 diamonds 1 2 3 1 through three that's my St three let's all calm down everybody take a step back I KN give me my 50 diamonds back I don't trust you guys anymore I knew we had a big [ __ ] sore I knew it oh my God hey you see it right you knew I told you oh you want to go again 32 sword for 32 32 what' you say okay no Double Down dice to me I'll I'll roll it I'll roll it all right 32 one through three all right you know what you pick you pick no you said one through three already it's already said I you Pi I picked four through six you already said one through three go ahead w at let's go double down how does he do it guys what do you mean no you're scamming me no I don't I don't I don't double down that's how that's how that's my house oh so give me my 18 diamonds back then you don't double down no I won those I won those Square I don't know you said you don't double down doesn't Double Down yours might I don't know man are you are you scamming me again are you scamming me it feels like every Financial interaction we have ends up with you not understanding how things work I'm not poor you can take them I have spend these on the hookers here that's a good idea hey yo nice wait hey guys I'm new here Can I some Can I some I'll pay you five diamonds for one blue D what do you think okay word that's a good trait y it's great being rich here have 32 that's a yo you know what here take 32 diamonds no way I got block of diamonds got I wait that's you want wait we're gambling hold on diamonds Diamond Diamond what do you want okay hold on beet hold on how about this how about this swager it we do no Let's do let's let's gamble on a block but then we all pick one or two number range like one to two yeah and Winner Takes the pot oh that wait wait wait what if we wait what if we did six you guys got diamonds you think I got any diamonds on me I am I don't know you're here this is my first day out here man Apple you're here here give me a few diamonds and I'll gamble I some diamonds and I'll I'll gamble with them we'll go on the de yeah does anybody you guys stay over there with the poor people and we'll gamble okay all right me Swagger and B are betting nine diamonds all right who I'm going go for five and six five and six do you want to pick or do you want I'll take uh three to four so I got you one and two I all right I'm going to throw it straight up straight to the let's go [ __ ] all right all right good game you oh double down I don't have any I have any War oh how's your cold going no it's it's still terrible I think it's a sinus infection that sucks dude I [ __ ] hate okay how many diamonds you got left wow uhing right over his almost two stacks okay let's do a stack no I don't want to Half Stack just one last one one last Half Stack 32 let's do 32 okay okay okay what do you want I want odd number okay odd number I'll go evens hey [ __ ] double down playing ridiculous okay okay okay all right I'm doubling down and I'm you still want odd I want I want odds I think odds got me this time you got it you got it [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do I keep losing it's literally 5050 every single time I spin it with you I'll take my diamonds and I'll go get out of your hair good game man that was fun Andy birthday bird I still birthday boy lar thank you happy birthday Lark I'm gonna make a casino happy birthday I think yah's on the that if you want to talk to him he is he said was I don't know if he was serious but well you should change his name to yah dice that wasn't very good I'm kidding I I just want to be mean that was really good hey bird you can I have uh 22 diamonds just so I end up with a stack and then feel not terrible about thank you thank you make a diamond hoe with the extra two here Swagger have two diamonds awesome thank you here have one diamond oh thank you I sharing is that's Ragan IMX ladies and gentlemen that's trickle down baby I can feel it trickling down on me right now why are there pillagers I feel some [ __ ] trickling up my [ __ ] right now dribbling out my Ure m

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Length: 16min 46sec (1006 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 02 2024