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the subreddit Pokéfans ♪ ♪ And I'll watch submissions ♪ ♪ In the next episode of ASPITPIAY ♪ Greetings, Pokéfans. Michael here and welcome to the
newest episode of ASPITPIAY. At some point in the past, I asked you my ongoing monthly series, where I react to submissions on my subreddit, r/MandJTV and since most of those
submissions are memes, the alternate name for this
series is Pokémon Meme Review. This is the first video I'm
recording from my new office. I know. It looks basically the same. But I'm excited to be here and I'm excited for you to subscribe. And I'm excited for the memes. So let's dive in. All right, r/MandJTV sorted by top in the past month, as I do. This top post. Come on, man, if you had a Gardev--oh. (subtle, ominous music) - Hey, Purplecliffe? Why did you get banned
for posting Gardevoir? - Put this away. Give Eevee a Water Stone, Vaporeon. Give Eevee a Thunder Stone, Jolteon. Give Eevee a Fire Stone, Flareon. Give Eevee money to support their creative endeavors, Patreon. I've been hearing this joke for years. "Mikey should really open
one, I'd be happy to donate." Well, you'll be happy
to know I do have one. Link's in the description below. Why is a sand castle faster than a horse? It's sand that's quick! Wait, is it really? Palossand has a speed
of 35, Glastrier's 30. This feels illegal. Bug types suck? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Why is Shuckle the biggest one? Like don't get me wrong, Shuckle can pull off
some crazy stuff twice. Many years ago, I swept in
online battle using my Shuckle after they took down my first two Pokémon. But like, the biggest
pile when Scizor exists? Is this the same meme twice? Oh no, wait, it's the same meme format, just with something else. Pokémon is for kids. Okay, well, Lusamine's crazy jellyfish, all those various dark
Pokémon, AZ, Mallow's mom, the evil team leaders that
just want to kill everyone. First of all, we did not
create Pokémon for kids. Ohhh! ♪ We're no strangers to love ♪ I just got rickrolled by a bunch of Unown. I mean, it's a good way to get rickrolled. - Haha! It is I, Grunty Boi and I
am here to steal your money. - Uh, wow. How oddly
straightforward of you. - Yeah, I've been doing a lot of online shopping lately and my Team Rocket salary, it's, well, it's not really keeping up. So, let's get on with this. Hand it over, you know the thing. - No, sorry, man, but
I'm not afraid of you and that is necessary for me
to comply with your demands. - Oh, that is incredibly rude and fair. Ugh, fine, what do I do, then? - How about instead of stealing money, you try out karma the
sponsor of this video. It's an app and Chrome
extension that ensures you never miss a price
drop or coupon code. - Okay, I'm intrigued, but
it has to be easy to use. Otherwise, just stealing
money is a lot easier. - Oh, it's super easy to use. Simply install it using my
link in the description below and you're immediately set to go. You can visit any of your favorite stores
and start shopping. It hovers over on the right
and just needs a simple click. You can save products and
set karma to notify you with an email or push notification as soon as there's a
price drop or coupon code, like how I saved this
SD card for my Switch. You can organize your saved products into various lists, as well, like this list of Nintendo
Switch accessories I made because someone keeps stealing mine. - Oh, weird. Wonder who that could be. Anyways, Karma sounds really nice though. But what if there's
something that I need ASAP? So let's say, hypothetically, I need an industrial size tub of butter for a scheme this weekend, but I can't wait for it to go on sale. - Why do you need a giant tub of-- - I said, hypothetically. - All right, fine. Karma will also auto-fill coupons for you to ensure you get the best
deal at that time of purchase. I saved 10% on this T-shirt that I would not have if not for karma. This is a special feature for computers, making the Chrome extension a must. Also, when you shop from select retailers, karma gives cash back to
you and to a good cause. - Wow, that sounds amazing. Aside from the good cause
part, I much prefer bad causes. How do I get it? - It's simple to install
the Chrome extension by clicking my link in
the description below. - Excellent, I will begin
my shopping adventure. Butter time here I come, tata! - Oh. Ugh. Anyways, thanks so much to
karma for sponsoring this video. Be sure to download the extension, using my link in the description below, but now back to the video. Forget about zodiac assignment, what mythical Pokémon did you get? November, Marshadow? Let's go! Yes! See? The best one. When three Magnemite link
together to become Magneton their brains also combine but
they don't get any smarter. (laughs) Oh, this is the best one I've seen so far. You get an upvote, that's really funny. Flirting with a man at a bar. Hey, let me see your phone,
I'll put my number in. Haha, sure. Transfers his entire
Pokémon Go Team to myself, and they're Team Rocket. This would be funny if it was possible. I'm such a giant Pokémon nerd that I'm like, oh, this isn't funny because you can't just transfer Pokémon to another person, you have to trade. A week and a half, that's it? Wow. Ohhh, no! Bad dog. Oh, oh, that's terrible. Its genes are easily
influenced by its surroundings. Even its face starts to look
like that of its trainer. Oh no. What! Eevee should not do that! Before, after, before,
after, before, after. They did all get softer and fluffier. Well, I mean, Growlithe got
a little horn on its head that you shouldn't break off, but yeah. Feraligatr's... (laughs) Oh, why did they make, how did they not see it when
they made that back sprite? Just, how? For those of you who are not aware, I'm gonna enlighten you. It's the gen three back sprite, see? I know it's supposed to be
like spikes or whatever, but he got cheeks. As a side note, I would like to point out that far and away the coolest
Feraligatr front sprite is the Silver one, that looks so dope. Aha! A Saxolotle comic. Why'd it have to be half Bug type? Misty afraid of Bug types. Ah ha ha, look at that! I'd never be scared of something
as pathetic as Bug types. Oh god, not a rock! (laughs) You smell that? Exactly. (long sniff) That's the smell of the sky. You know something else about the sky is-- Giovanni kicked me out! (laughs) Oh God, that's such a good end drawing. Oh, oh, it's a comic of me as the Dark type Gym
Leader on my Plays channel. You guys should subscribe to
MandJTV Plays, as a reminder. Pokémon stuff and Minecraft
stuff, if you like that. If you don't, there's still Pokémon stuff. Anyways, this is my character as the Dark type Gym Leader in Kalos. Azrael, use Faint Attack! Azrael used Faint Attack. It was super effective. Azrael fainted. Oh, Arkoos, I gave up
a legendary for this? So accurate. We've been following him for years. And we can't steal anything from him. How do you do it? It's Grunty Boi! Have you tried getting sponsored? Saxolotle's drawings are so good. Just the, like. Just like, the facial expressions and poses oftentimes are just so much, like, they're better than even the words. Prepare for trouble, we're
doing something surprising. To protect your data. Make it double, we're
advertising. (laughs) To protect your data from devastation. To change your device to
any location. (laughs) Oh my god, these are so good. Guys, I need help. I can't, I died! I'm trying! Yeah, this is unfair.
How do we keep losing? Now children, this game just
takes the time to master. And of course time is money. I haven't played Pokémon Unite, but I am tickled by this. I love the DuckTales reference. All right, Saxolotle,
killing it as always. What do you mean you're here to rescue us? You're just a kid. Yeah, really overpowered one. Tell me a Pokémon to draw, I'm bored. Just not any of them. (laughs) Hell yeah, took me more than a year. Now that is dedication, congratulations. I'm sorry you suffered so much. Game Freak, Pokémon dads. Well, most of them. Norman, we got Norman. Ask me anything about
Zacian and/or Zamazenta then edit your comment
to make me look bad. Which instrument should the physician use during my Uncle's heart surgery? Sword. (laughs) Different elements produce
different colored fireworks. Copper, sodium, barium, magnesium, titanium, aluminum, Electrode. (laughs) Strontium. Good. Twinkle Tackle is one of
the stupidest animations on the planet. I mean, but it's got a great name. I don't feel like I've seen
the animation in a while. Zooming around the sparkles. Hello? Hello? Hello? (laughs) It's so silly. The graphics look awful. Oh yeah, like, r/gaming,
people were like going crazy about how terrible the graphics
of Legends: Arceus look. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, I think it looks dope. Like who cares about,
like, the exact trees? I don't know, people are annoying. The graphics look awful. They won't have a mega evolutions. Quit having fun. I will not quit having fun! That's right. Think the game's going to be fun. We're going to have fun! Me with my level of 93 Torterra
from my first Platinum run. I'm in danger. Oh yes, you are. Even your Togekiss is in
danger if it's level 93. Pokémon with Metronome in Nuzlockes. I am fluent in over six million
forms of kicking your ass. Normal Charizard should be Dragon type. People who know Dragon type
as a starter would be dumb as it would resist all the elements. Yeah, precisely, like you can't
have a Dragon type starter. I mean, I guess they do it with like, Mega Sceptile and Mega Charizard X, but those aren't permanent. So like in the non-megas, you cannot have a Dragon type starter unless the type that's supposed to be strong against it gains a secondary typing
that is super effective. So for example, Empoleon gains Steel, which means it's no longer weak to Grass, but Torterra gains Ground. Yeah, a STAB super effective
type against Empoleon. So our Dragon starter would work, but the starter that was strong against it before it gained Dragon would have to gain as a secondary typing, Fairy or Ice. And both of those, like
it doesn't work with Fire, so like a Fire/Dragon, it doesn't work, 'cause Fairy and Ice, Fire
resists both of those. So you can never have
a Fire/Dragon starter, unless they're all Dragon type, which I think they should do. I came up with something
like that when I was a kid. All starters ended up dragon type. Wouldn't that be dope? Balanced? Who cares! By the time they're Dragon type, you're going to have a
full team of six, you know? Like just do it, do it. Describe your day Rowlet. I would say so far, I've been having a, I would say I'd be six. It just looks a little bit like, whoa, it's been a busy day. I've had work to do so six is mine. A fluffy Oshawott, how cute! I love it. I'm not sure who made this, I would assume it was DigitalMon. Without a Dreepy to place
on his head and care for, it gets so uneasy. It'll try to substitute
any Pokémon it finds for the missing Dreepy. Aww, that's cute. Choose two to defend you
in the rest will kill you. Ooh, all right, let's do this. PokeMEN7 made a great
video a little while ago where he asked other Pokémon creators, including myself, to do this same thing, but with a different group of Pokémon. And in that video, Purplecliffe makes a shockingly effective argument
for using 20,000 Sunkerns because 10,000 Sunkerns was an option. And I feel like I might
have to go with that? Like yeah, Cutiefly is very weak, but 10,000 up to 20,000 is a lot, plus of the Pokémon here, two of them, well, I guess, seven of them, the five Kommo-os and the two
Hydreigons, which side note, why does Hydreigon only get
two and Kommo-o gets five. They're both 4x week to Fairy and then Fraxure and Throh
are also weak to Fairy. The Corvisquires might be kind of tough and so would the Gigaliths, but like, I can make a very compelling argument. I feel like I'd go to
go with 20,000 Cutiefly. Also Cutiefly has a substantially
higher base stat total than Sunkern, 304. Sunkern is 180, like
that's a big difference. Plus Cutiefly can fly
so they could get out of the range of a lot of attacks. Like I said, Corvisquire would be tough, but if enough Cutieflys surround them, they could wave him down,
crash them into the ground. They're like yes, some Cutiefly would die. But that is a sacrifice
I am willing to make. I got tired of waiting
for it to be revealed so I made my own Blue Stripe Basculegion. Very cool. I think there's a good chance we get that. Alternatively, maybe
Blue Stripe could evolve into something else? Or there's only Red Stripe,
but that looks dope. Mikey: It wouldn't make sense for Combee to evolve into a wasp Remoraid who evolves into an octopus. Okay, you got me there. I drew art for Legends: Arceus. That's super cool, I love that! Girls. I can't believe he
didn't cry at the Titanic. Do men even have feelings? Oh no, the Pokémon broke free. (sad strings music) (sobbing) Choose one. Be rich, read minds, invisibility, Grunty Boi hosts ASPITPIAY. (chuckles) All right, all right. Maybe I'll do something. Buon compleanno, Gabri! Happy birthday, Gabri. Yungoos, Zangoose, Goose. Yungoos, Zangoose, Mongooses, mic drop. Was this ever in doubt or
did you guys not know this? Let me get this straight, do you think Mega Charizard Y is cooler than Mega Charizard X? I do and I'm tired of pretending it's not. That's a relatively common opinion. I remember when it was first announced, one of my very good friends said he much preferred Mega Charizard Y 'cause he liked the sleek look and he thought Mega
Charizard X's mouth flames and like, wing shape were weird. I used to like Mega Charizard
X a lot more than Y, but now I feel about them about the same. Oh, well that's cool. That looks like what
Arceus would turn into if this was Digimon. Oh, that's cool, this is cool art. Garrett Hanna is the artist. That is awesome, these are so cool! Blastoise, cool Gyarados,
Haxorus is awesome. Oh, Heatran, he made
Heatran look a lot cooler. Tyranitar is dope. That's really cool, I think
my favorite was Kabutops. Yeah, this is my favorite. That's definitely my favorite. Metagross is my second favorite. When the one starter gets
in Smash, gets a new form, gets in Pokkén, and gets in Unite while the others get nothing. I mean, to be fair, Greninja was voted the most
popular Pokémon of all time at one point in the past, while the other two are
some of the least popular fully evolved starters of all of them. For the record though,
Braixen did get into Unite. Just wanna throw that out there. Or not Unite, excuse me, Pokkén. Hatched after 69 eggs. Nice. I can only choose four? I would choose Sceptile,
Castform, Zebstrika, and Gliscor, but all
of them are very good. Pick two to protect you, the rest will defeat you? Metagross is an easy decision. It resists all the Dragon attacks. And then I feel like Dragapult
would be a good option 'cause it's the fastest one and can like, phase
through walls and stuff. And so it could take out a lot of the other Dragon
types, pretty easily. Volcarona offers you
choccy milk, do you accept? No, that chocolate milk
has gotta be boiling hot. Don't get me wrong, I
like some hot chocolate, but that is not the same
as hot chocolate milk. Well, maybe it'd be okay,
as long as it's not spoiled. I'd think about it. A lot of people keep bullying
me cause I love Decidueye. That's weird. That's like the most
popular starter from Alola. Why are they doing that? Oh, oh, whoa, whoa. This looks so wrong! I mean, don't get me wrong, it'd be cool to be Spider-Man, but that was some uncanny valley stuff. Everyone makes quality memes and art, me. I mean, that's fair,
they do look like mouths. In Sinnoh you catch Pokémon, in mother Hisui, Pokémon catch you, hoho! I'm very excited to
barely escape with my life from an Ursaring. Pokémon HMs, Cut, Fly, Surf, Strength. Oh, and you can teach
your Pokémon these moves by force feeding them CDs. For Pokémon 25, I did a big project where I drew every single
Pokémon and every form, meaning I've turned over 1400+ Pokémon. A work-in-progress, I still
need to finalize a few details, but I've added the new Pokémon from Hisui. Can you find them in the second pic? Whoa! Oh, I found regular Growlithe. Let's find Basculin. I'm doin' a Where's Wyrdeer. This is a really cool piece
of art and I found Wyrdeer! It's right over here. I didn't find the other ones, but I found Wyrdeer. Where's Wyrdeer? He's over here. You get an upvote, that's really cool. Ooh, some cute fan art of
Hisuian Growlithe, I like that. Oh no, oh no, that's so sad. Oh, I found another Saxolotle comic. Are you the champion? Yeah, I, oh. Electric type, Electric
type bad, very bad. May will make fun of me if
I lose to a 10 year old. Lightning equals fainted Flying types. Sky Pokémon don't have Ground moves. They're more evil than my
team, Pikachus are evil. Haha, funny story, I can't battle you because I, haha, I died
last week, real tragic. That's so sad. Tell your family I'm sorry for their loss. Yup, will do! (laughing) All right, that's where
I'm going to wrap it up for this episode of Pokémon Meme Review. Thank you guys so much for watching with an extra special,
thanks to my patrons over on Patreon, who are
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