Scammers Can't Handle My Fake Bank

[Music] just wait a moment just wait a moment just wait a moment just wait a moment just wait a moment just wait a moment yeah you're calling support my name is lisa how can i help you hey lisa nice to meet you what's this about 399 being charged sorry let me rephrase that i got a call like an automated call i'm pretty sure and and it was saying that i'm being charged 399 okay so as i can see over here the call was to inform you that you will be charged as the service has been expired okay yeah that's what i saw i don't even know what service it's for maybe maybe it would be best to just go ahead and take me off your your list of auto renewals because i don't think i use your service anymore okay so it is a like anti-virus and anti-hacking software which we provided to you so you don't want to continue the service right no thanks could you please read it out for me what you have to do i'll tell you what lisa not all heroes wear capes you you folks working on the computers you guys are like you're like merlin you're like with the wizards of of today's you know back in the day back in the day they would go see like a wizard or something when they didn't know what to do and they would like cast a spell right you know they'd go to go up to waverly place or whatever and they'd get their their little brew i don't know what would they call it like a that pot what they call that that big bucket that they mixed all the stuff in the potion making bucket uh itself no shawshank redemption capricorn call a cauldron the witch's cauldron i mean i swear you guys working on computers you're the you're the cauldron you know god god bless you you have a you know you what you have is magical the the knowledge that you have you can learn it too sir well probably not probably not but that's okay once you click on okay what happened tell me uh it says one world protect our planet one company wait what is this correct just below yeah one more oh it's like a slide show you know i remember i remember what was it 10 years ago maybe even more than that the first time i went to tractor supplies website and i remember when they had that slider going by you know they had the chickens on there and and the chicken feed and they had the horses and the i remember being blown away that we could do something like that on a website but now it's 2020. i mean powerpoints that was the 90s yeah we don't need to have slashes can be useful this could be harmful only one side how how harmful could it be i guess on a scale of 107 how are we talking like i don't know give me an example is it like common cold oh lord what no no it's not going to harm anything just is it like you stubbed your toe or or is it like uh maybe you smashed your thumb with a hammer or i mean how bad could it be okay yeah now it's telling me do you work for a 1000 wait do you work for a i always get this poor confused is it less than or greater than depending on which way you look at it it could be saying do you work for a it's an advertisement if you look to the left if you look to the left it says less than but if if you read it from right to left it says greater than so i feel like we should just universally if it's greater than you put the sign on the right and if it's less than you put the sign on the left it's very confusing you know just exiled it exit out there she used to say well if it's oh if it's open up like a crocodile then you're gonna be there a while because it's greater than and then if it's closed like a busy b you're gonna be less than three because you could make a heart out of it too but i think the thing is if you put an e in front of the greater than it also makes it hard i don't know i don't know so you can simply close it okay all right yeah do you mind if i i hope you don't mind i'm just gonna move my laptop a little bit okay so i'm just going outside in the yard for a minute i'm gonna sit on the back back patio a little bit it's a nice day out today i feel like i'm going to be talking to you for a while also okay could you read it out what you have typed sir it looks like any desk dot com okay any decks dot yeah anything any desk yeah hold on give it dot and then clm yeah okay now anidex.com read it out to me is it www.a-n-y-d-e-f-k yeah that's right now click on okay okay yep i got it it's loading whoa sorry about that as you are going to cancel the subscription so the money will be refunded so the finance team is helping you to refund the money okay okay perfect thank you so much ma'am i appreciate that thank you you have a great rest of your day hello yeah thank you for staying on the line yes thank you for staying on the line the call has been transferred to the senior manager this is david matthews directly speaking to you so how are you doing today hi david how are you i'm doing well yeah i'm doing great all right and i believe yes all right and i believe my colleague miss lisa who was speaking to you before me she was well respected and polite with you right yeah yeah and you're i'm sorry you said your name is dave david matthew like dave matthews yes my name is david matthews my first name would be david that's you must get a lot of people who uh you must get a lot of people who talk about the band david matthews man dave matthews man absolutely like my name seems funny to you no there's a band sorry i didn't mean to be offensive there's a band called dave matthews the dave matthews band okay it's a pretty popular band i imagine quite a few people you know it's like i'm not that interested about music so i don't have any idea about it sir oh okay sorry sorry yeah no problem no problem uh anyway uh yeah i'm sorry about my neighbor uh he she basically just said that you guys were trying to the services are needed to be renewed and as per you don't want to get charged as per you don't want to carry on with the services due to that reason what we are doing is we are just canceling your subscription okay and once your subscription will be cancelled we will be simply refunding you your 399 because you are still under the warranty period so basically today you will be getting your money back is that clear to you sir like are you talking to me or you're on the road or somewhere like i can hear a lot of background noise oh i'm sorry i'm in my i'm in my backyard right now you're in your backyard right now and what do you do for living sir uh and what do you do personally uh how do you propane sales what do you do for a living i'm a propane salesman we do it we do it a little bit differently so the way we the way we handle it is we do both propane and and gas olean uh we do it a little bit differently so we go door-to-door and we deliver our product straight to people's you know at the source so kind of like what we do right now like we'll go to the gas station for example and if if there's a real good price on gas we'll just fill up you know our truck fill it up with as much as we can and then we'll kind of go door to and just see if we can sell it for a little bit of a uh you know a little bit of a profit all right all right all right you know what i mean if you don't mind asking you how old are you i'm 48. 48. you're 48 but you but you don't sound like 48. you sound like 28 to 29. well thank you i guess thank you just give me a moment and i believe you can see that our technicians they are working on your computer right yeah yeah i can see that i see what you're doing right now yeah of course and like did you understood that why you are getting your money back not really but frankly i'm not one to argue i mean money is money right if you're free money right all right yeah you should have a beautiful thing money is money yes yeah i mean it i guess it matter i assume this is legal like yes sir definitely now let me tell you i mean if it was illegal i wouldn't want it i don't want to i don't want to be involved with anything like that but no no you you why you would be getting involved with anything like that because you are just getting your heart and money back that's it okay cool cool yeah i'm all about that and before i go ahead and put that money back to you let me explain you sir like you are just getting your money back because you don't want to renew your services you want to cancel your services that is why you are just getting your money back your warranty period will be over by the month of october that means three months is still left and unfortunately due to some technical problems the services of your computer got expired that's the only reason we are just giving you your money back okay i don't know how he didn't hear that hello all right now getting yes now can you hear me properly yeah i can hear you can you hear me there's so many ridiculous videos on here yes now i am done now i am done with everything now i will simply proceed further with your refund okay okay right sir just hold on yeah no no problem i'm just enjoying it i'm just enjoying the day god gave us just wait yeah all right you don't need to do anything from there just hold on okay just hold on now you tell me like in which account you want to receive the money you tell me uh probably just my my checking accounts man your available balance five thousand seven hundred dollar and sixty eight okay and right now i just want you to make a note of your available balance of your checking account so that once i transfer you the money you would understand about it isn't there a way to take a picture i swear there's a way to take a picture sir right now don't do anything with your phone how do you what do they call it when you take a picture of your screen what do they call that screen there has to be oh snipping tool i think that's it i did this for work once so okay let me take a little how do i do it what do you do you just click on don't it anything right now oh you got you got it okay perfect there we go now we gotta now we gotta leave yeah a nice picture why are you coloring all over it yeah whatever i am not coloring anything so i am not coloring anything just wait please hold on that's fine if you want to just keep you want to just keep that picture as evidence or whatever that's fine no i want you to write that down in a piece of a paper you don't need to take any pictures or anything like that you know what they say a picture is worth a thousand words and i i'll sure as heck ain't right now i totally understand that i totally yes just write down somewhere i'm not used to stuff on the computer taking this long either you know all right just wait or just wait just wait no problem we'll be doing it i will be going ahead and i will be transferring the money into your account okay yep like i'm just i'm just sitting here and what like what do i got to wait for what do i what do i what do i do to get all this stuff on my account okay and and your refund amount would be five hundred dollars in total you were supposed to get three hundred this guy i've already talked to this guy and this call center he's trying to make it so we're looking at a piece of paper writing down regarding stuff not looking that he's editing the html of my fake bank he doesn't want us to notice this is happening right now how much longer is this gonna take i swear my you know what takes it takes chickens usually about like a day like 20 24 hours to to to make an egg i swear they're laying eggs better than you boys are giving me my money back look on your twin key type your name over there type your name over there type your name over there that is our official refund gateway tap my name [Music] please oh i see that your name yes please do that i didn't i didn't see it before my bad oh just me just me hold on i accidentally i'm sorry i accidentally tapped a bunch i accidentally tapped a bunch of y's in my mind let me can you let me redo that i think the key is can we do that for you i will redo i will redo that for you name doesn't matter we already have your name we have your name but i will remove this wipe from there sir i will remove that wipe from there so over there just type 500 without any decimals just type 500 don't make any mistakes right now he's gonna try to type extra zeros so if i type 500 he'll type an extra zero he'll blame it on me this is what he's put 500 over there yeah what does that mean put the amount sir so you need to put yes absolutely okay 500 put it who told you sir you don't need to press any enter or anything like that why you are doing the things from your side did i ask you to give a click on enter or press enter well that's what you need to put the username but that's what you that's what you do when you uh fill out something i'm the one who's delighted you've been twiddling your thumbs doing random things on my laptop for over an hour and it's my fault now sir please do it quickly i am not saying you're your fault sir i am a very short-tempered guy well relax you need that you need your name you need to grow up a little bit have a little bit more of it have a little bit more of a temper okay yes absolutely i am working on that sir i am working on that you know one way to practice is anytime you feel yourself getting mad breathe in real deep and then let out like a viewer yes yes that's what i always that's what i always do yeah yeah and then you feel kind of like you feel a little bit foolish too when you do it you know just like that yes absolutely yes yes yes absolutely why don't you try it with me give it your best little elephant toot yes i did yeah i would keep i will take a deep breath so that i could calm down i'll take a deep breath all the new things but how how does it know that that i tapped it i don't know the answer wrong i don't know the handset so it's the computer and i am not a computer i'm a i'm just a human being just put 500 can i ask you something seriously can i ask you something in like complete seriousness like total seriousness yes i'm being completely serious when i ask you this yeah how do you know like beyond a shadow of any doubt that you're that you're 100 human and that you're not inside of a simulation how do you know that i'll i i'll give you the answer of that question once this process will be done put 500 over there yes hold on sir 500 all right so whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what why does it say 4 500 now sir so he did he he typed the extra zero and they're trying to make it seem like your fault that's the big part of the scam and then they fake that they sent the money to you um via editing what's the password sir why does it say 4 500 in here i didn't top 4 500. not top four fitting hold on the money hasn't been hitting your record thank god thank god wait wait wait wait wait oh thank god okay yeah cause that's a big problem okay let's try that again let's try that again [Music] 400 you don't understand english 450. oh we're done oh god oh god oh god no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no just 450 dollars not 40 what is that 450 million no no no 450. that's it sir i told you not to do anything sir i told you not thank you for your patience thank you for your patience i know this is difficult i'm not very good at stuff like this so if it's very difficult for me sir sure what what happened now i'll explain you what has happened will you please calm down and let me speak if you will allow me to speak what do you mean you're telling me that you accidentally sent me five thousand dollars that doesn't even make any sense hold on let me check that let me check my account let me check hold on hold on hold on don't touch your account right now sir don't touch your account right now i'm clicking the wrong one hold on if you will touch hold on hold on sir don't try to see if it worked out that's it right now sir oh good good good good okay good thank god hallelujah what you will get to see okay yeah look there's no money there's no money you are not listening to me your money will get passed hold on hold on i'm sorry what are you doing hold on don't hold on sir sir hold on you're not listening to me the money the money was there in your account i'm losing my patience i'm telling you first i know you need to get some patience if you will you will get to see what i will be doing right now hold on if you will touch your account all your body okay yeah you can do it if you will if you will you will see your magic right now i told you not to touch your account i told you okay yeah it's fine i can try to i told don't see that you guys have sent me any money there might be some kind of a problem hold on that is that okay so do you see what he's trying to do he's trying to i don't know temporarily but i keep like refreshing the page or clicking off the page that's why he's freaking out right now only the five thousand dollar is in your account the five thousand dollars there's only five thousand seven hundred in there right now i should have like ten thousand if right now you will get to see yes you will get to see ten thousand just hold on write down the new transaction id number no click give it a click right click click it click it it's not happening it's not happening click on perform not happening click on preferred we need to see what happened there's five thousand extra dollars in there sir you need to click on it and see what happened that's what i'm telling you i want to make sure we know what's going on your account cannot be used yes i'll tell you what you will be having in your account sir okay sir let me explain let me explain this to you hold on let me do my computer's broken control delete i couldn't i couldn't move it hold on hold on look look when you go when you look at the bank don't touch your computer if you will touch your computer if you will touch your computer look at the last transactions and just double check when you go into preferred checking if there's 10 oh god see there should be 10 000 in here if it went through that's what i'm trying to say so it might not have gone through yet maybe you can cancel it before it happens because if there's 10 000 on this page then lord help me i will give you all that money back do you hear me if it actually went through you have to give me ten thousand you have to give me you have to return me my five thousand but it's not in the account do you see it very clearly says 5768 i will give you all your money back but it ain't in there for some reason i guess you are a dishonest you are a dishonest person so what are you talking about it's not in there look at it it says 5 768 okay because sir i got to go to the store right now i actually have to go ahead you know i got to go to the store right now i got to head off to target so to do some shopping so that's good for me i guess because i got to go so paul right right so are you sure i'm not going to be getting the money right now i keep trying he's basically saying like i i'm making him go crazy right now because it's not working out i think he's probably saying like he's gonna try again tomorrow you

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 417,761

Rating: 4.9455209 out of 5

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv

Id: 6ccdd2HSY30

Length: 27min 3sec (1623 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 03 2020