Samples from the SCP Files [Old ITF]

item number 24:33 object class Euclid description as CP 24:33 is an image of Vermont senator Bernie Sanders giving a speech sorry I keep while I keep on looking at the picture of Bernie Sanders [Music] [Laughter] and that's what birdies like what he gets off of the words like oh hey bro do you look at mighty handsome today man it's not even a mirror it's just a portal in his own house he's looking at the neighbor hello and welcome back to in the field today I'm joined by the Volgin hi yeah hey how's it going yes it's cool well so the Volgin does like SCP readings and the best ECP readings in the game so thanks very much welcome to describe your channel a bit and okay if you like kind of horror or a creepypasta it's mostly SCP kind of stuff SCP it's a community based rating site where people pretend to be employees of a secret government agency and their main purpose is to contain what they call scps or anomalies we've had a bit of a search around and we've managed to find something or a bit spooky okay let's let's just have the talk SCP a secret foundation has protected this world from otherworldly entities for over 4,000 years a true force our thousand years is it from corrupted smile voice acting definitely on fleek that voice acting is not on fleek contain scp-173 at all cost okay oh my god behind you let's see whispering oh my god it's behind him apparently this is how people sound when they're shouting no barrage oh I can't wake my parents so I'm just with exactly what does have them SCP 3:169 object class safe description scp-312 designates six sealed foil bags marked with the words unsalted pistachios each bag contains 12 unshelled and roasted pistachio nuts instances do not list ingredients or nutritional information upon scp-312 9 being opened SCP 3:169 instances will metamorphose into live rainbow trout and end common carp species over the space of two to four seconds causing the bag to violently rupture metamorphosed SCP 31.1 instances are non-anomalous barring the fins which are typically four times larger than those of the average member of this species bolting thoughts honest how are you feeling how your nerves please go on I'm I'm starting to get the shivers so addendum 31 6901 recovering SCP 3169 was discovered in one spot a small family-run convenience store located in UK after online recordings indicated that an extra normal event had occurred after receiving heavy circulation through various social media websites foundation disinformation campaigns were initiated with the intent to pass the footage off as a hoax in total 6 SCP 3169 instances were removed from the scene Reeves is an active member of the group of interest gamers against weed and and is engaged in numerous conversations under the online alias game who's a kid sweet yeah I actually remember that from something but that's a legitimate group of interest on the SCP wiki gamers against wait in hilarious you're just mad because you're angry formed in 1960 of course it's always 69 the game is against we visit the frontlines of eternal war between gamers and the stoners with over 9000 with 29,000 troops we have flutter spit in numerous refuge pretty cool guys that they fight for them and only afraid of a few things me lesbian king of knights trial what's wrong with you class good could it be a craving my what and the name of was not like a squirrel cuz zero at seven is the stairwell ones so that's there and then Mario version of SCP except I guess okay so this is floor one pretty good so far doesn't basically nothing happened to get to about the fourth floor and the in the story itself Kelly are you okay cally would you like to join my roblox surfer yeah hold on this is good I think we found a new genre here fan made animations of SCPs oh yeah you've seen you've seen confinement of it I've seen this one this is amazing yet Lord Barney is fantastic oh you do a voice in this one day I've been in two of them so far what's this SCP animation alright 1.3 million views just get in there and follow all the instructions and you'll probably be fine I'm not blinking and how they use make boy boys club salute let's [ __ ] in so alive that's me again canal well that's it that's a good attempt I couldn't do it so Oh God still going good we're gonna we're gonna old tab back at some point and it's just gonna be him dead yes that's what it's gonna be yeah my god is that my little pony' SCP 3sc p09 six object class euclid clearance level three description a CP 0 96 it's the failed version of the creation of the character Pinkie Pie from the operation PC our ponies comes real scp-096 is normally extremely docile with pressure sensors inside itself indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the Eastern law however when someone views scp-096 is faced whether it be directly via video recording or even a photograph it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress approximately one or two minutes after the first viewing scp-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face documented speeds have varied from 45 km/h 2 km/h why was that redacted that's stupid it's like it could be 45 to infinity it's so fast and seems to depend on distance from scp-096 1 at this point no known material or method can obtain the CP 0 nine-sixes progress the actual position of scp-096 - 1 does not seem to affect scp-096 response it seems to have an innate sense of scp-896 'as location note this reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depiction upon arriving at scp-096 - ones location scp-096 will proceed to kill a data expunged scp-096 but - one a hundred percent of cases have left no traces of scp-096 - one scp-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its composure have become docile once again it will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat that's what do you mean dot eggs and dot a reductant it's gonna quest rio or whatever they come from oh my god floor 29 so far no description isn't really the good thing that the good stuff is like higher was find it's quite well written so what what a thing to derail a conversation wait what an actual 3d kid that's pretty good so all all aim and yeah you're gonna have to control the keyboard so just press W there's gonna be a mess of delay and it's gonna be difficult but uh that'll be fun yes okay knock on the door from the inside collect a maximum of observations let's do this we have received a task to perform additional research on the blue forest we are ready to go well okay hey this is alright I kind of like this knock on the door oh [ __ ] Oh back up a little our health is going down we're gonna die I don't okay so are we gonna give this another go with him yeah yeah okay something oh we got well you died by a monster boring and unfunny water in the wardrobe what all right wait what the [ __ ] this is somewhere new so it's a different mission this time oh I am interesting hello we hit it yeah I can't go forward hey that's kind of spooky why would anyone volunteer to go in here holy [ __ ] my fast left yeah we're going right I'll go left Oh observations we observe something nice you have to get the maximum observation for don't so you just have to find please me I wanna mark apply and help damn it oh [ __ ] we're almost through almost dead collect water mission complete we did it oh nice a token of fire water and the what not again what that's the same mission ain't do we I think we have successfully explored everything that the SCP genre has to offer I forgot it actually ends with a shout-out to Andre Bashar Andre Bashar Andre Bashar why do you pronounce his name because well for the first time I ever pronounced it right he I asked them how would you like me to say my name right and because he's German he said it in a German accent and I've done multiple pics of the same thing but I read I originally was so nervous Santa that I went Andre Bashar right so and the next month I just said Andre bisher right yeah but everyone in the comments said oh I missed that hard T at the end month so I just say it like that because it makes people love I would like to give a special thank you to Andre a shirt - Andre the shirt - Andre a shirt Andre the shirt don draper shirt the shirt a shirt a shirt a shirt I would like to give a special thank you to Andre per shirt

Channel: Incognito Mode

Views: 2,206,976

Keywords: SCP, scp readings

Id: eRjnPwoxSWU

Length: 14min 1sec (841 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 28 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Cairbear]

Always interesting to see SCP covered by bigger youtubers, admittedly this is a second channel though.

[u/mundusimperium]

Welp, looking at the comment section made my cancer from last month come up again.

[u/MarioThePumer]

In the first.. 30 (?) seconds, he called the site an RP site and put up this, so I'm sure this is gonna be good.

[u/-Joreth-]

andre bechert

[u/Aoneareyou60]

I appeared in this omg (i was the person on newgrounds with the baldi icon)

[u/[deleted]]

🖼️ SCP-2433 This definitely does not help Bernie Sanders by Joreth

🐟 SCP-3169 finna nut by bittermixin

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