Ryan Gosling Has A Love-Hate Relationship With Disneyland | CONAN on TBS

that's great that's very nice that is a night that is a uh [Applause] wow and one guy that's a pretty good yeah that guy just told us something very important how are you thanks for being here thank you so much you can't get used to that right I mean I know everything's going your way these days but that is an insane don't go there don't go there you would know better than anyone what are you talking about let me tell you let's get down first of all to be fair yes a half that reaction right now I think was for me so let's get down to brass tacks here all right sure there's not a woman in my life that I know well that hasn't admitted to me at some point that she has lustful fantasies about you who are these women where we're not talking elderly female relatives am I wrong am I wrong yeah crap seems to yes now well that's that's very nice of you to say and uh funny I'm not being funny it's true well I appreciate it I used to an ex-girlfriend of mine used to want to watch your uh show in bed every night and if I ever got a little handsy right I'd get smacked and she would say after Conan you know that also implies that watching me got you in the mood string dance and you're like ah I'm sorry I'll just shut up I will say this though you guys look I mean you guys I love you guys I'm a huge fan of the show thank you so much any like with your biggest fan right really yeah but you guys look a lot tougher in person than you do on TV you know people don't know that people think you guys could kick some ass yes we could on TV we project this image I don't know how this happens but uh I seem weak and ineffectual you know but in person asking safe safe that's the meanest thing anyone's ever said [Laughter] but it's all ruse yeah exactly we're tough guys yeah but let's talk about you and then more about us okay and then mostly about me um you of course uh have had so much success uh in the last couple of years and you're becoming such a big celebrity and I see all these pictures of you everywhere and I have to say I have noticed I've seen many photographs of you at Disneyland and I've occurred to me the other day you don't have kids you just seem to go and a lot of the photos you seem to be by yourself going to Disneyland and I think that's fun but are you are you a freak for Disneyland you love that place um I have a real love hate thing going on with Disney okay all right let's talk about it I'm here to help you well it's it's it's a slippery conversational slope so I don't know if you want to go down there I do they're dangerous people well they're just okay I'll give you an example of why I love and hate them okay this I don't know if this is true or not so I and I do not want to get sued by Disney okay I do not they're not contagious people hey let stuff slide yeah yeah they go real easy on people so this there is a belief that Disney has been uh breeding an army of cats and they're not just ordinary cats they have special set of skills they're like Commando cats Commando cats and they live in a barracks a cat Barracks I don't know what you call it uh like a cat Barracks sure sure he's sleeping bunk beds sure they live on the outskirts of the Park yeah and at night when they close the park under the cover of Darkness these cats Ascend into the park and they eat all the mice cats are great at getting mice so maybe that's true I don't know which is what I love about Disney because that's because they're so weird and they think of everything right and cats just know to come back in the morning yeah and then they go back when the sun comes up and they do it all again I think it's so messed up about it why I hate them is that the whole empire of Disney is built on the back of one Mouse I didn't think of that if her Mouse can't be safe there yeah then where if you're a mouse and you go into Disneyland you are not leaving alive and you think this is going to be the best place in the world for you yeah you put your forefinger gloves on you go to have a good time it's a death sentence

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Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 04 2023