r/Trueoffmychest My Brother Has a Crush On Me

welcome to R true off my chest where op sues his girlfriend our next Reddit post is from polaridium my girlfriend sold my car because of a petty argument I'm now suing her my girlfriend and I have known each other for around four years but we started dating in 2021. that car has been passed down for Generations by the way it's a 1972 Ford F-100 that my grandpa owned then passed down to my dad then passed down to me I don't drive it too often as I do have my own car but I use it for work recently me and my girlfriend got into an argument over me not taking care of our two cats the thing is I spend almost all day working and the rest of it resting so what did she do she got the pickup truck went to a junkyard and sold it the worst part she sold it for four hundred dollars keep in mind this truck was in pristine condition when I got back from the bar I noticed the pickup wasn't there I asked her and she told me what she did I instantly picked up my things my cat told her we were done and left I've been getting calls from her her family and her friends every day calling me names am I in the wrong Also to clarify op says that he's not often at the bar he was at the bar that night because he was seeing a friend that he hadn't seen in like five years also after poking around op found the junkyard where the car was sold and managed to buy it back for 400 bucks and last but not least the girlfriend has been charged with a class one felony for Grand Theft Auto her fine is five thousand dollars our next Reddit post is from that balloon kid I've never really told anyone this but the very first person I ever hated was a girl from my childhood who stole my precious balloon I was about nine years old at the time and I was an impatient for private reasons the hospital was pretty far from home so my parents couldn't see me often but on one particular day a my mom left me a balloon with get well soon on it I became fixated on that balloon because it made me feel close to my parents so I would take it with me wherever I was taken then that evening I left my ward and ended up getting lost because tons of people were all over the place the balloon ended up slipping away and I went after it only for this one girl about my age to grab it well when I asked for my balloon back she refused and ran off to her mom I was a very reserved kid and I was scared of confronting her especially with her mom there so I just let her take the balloon away I was pretty sad because that balloon was special to me but I eventually Let It Go even though the grudge has always remained till today now I match with this girl on Tinder and things have been going pretty well on her most recent date we discussed our past regrets and all that and then she tells me about the time that she stole a balloon at a hospital from a boy years ago and has since regretted it she says that she would apologize to the boy given the chance I was shocked like legitimately shocked at first I wasn't sure because I thought my mind was playing tricks on me so I led her on for more information and she revealed many more details that made me a hundred percent sure that she's the same girl I couldn't stop laughing out loud and she's been trying to figure out why I said that I just found it really funny but I didn't tell her that boy is literally me she explained that she really liked the balloon and she told her mom that a boy gifted it to her and now it makes sense why the mother waved at me back then like I genuinely can't believe the same person who stole my balloon years ago My One True antagonist my villain origin story had been staring at me right in the face the worst part is I don't know how to deal with the grudge now and it's just so funny to me that this is happening I'm just waiting for the perfect chance to teller and see the look on her face Opie I think the perfect chance to tell her is to date this girl for like 10 years make her fall in love with you get down on one knee and propose and then when she says yes I'll marry you you stand up and say psych this is for stealing my balloon and then you throw the wedding ring into the ocean and then op posted an update the original plan was to get a similar balloon as you suggested the thing is that balloon was slightly complicated it was one of those heart-shaped ones and had multiple colored dots so it was going to take a bit of time to find one I also managed to find my old photos during my time in the hospital for my mom's album my plan was to stick the photo to my forehead had the identical balloon with me and wear something identical to those hospital gowns then call her over and let her get dumbfounded by what's going on and then clutch onto my balloon for dear life and say this time you can't take my balloon then just let her figure it out by herself you get the point just to make it rim feminism of that time that she stole my balloon well those plans ended when I got a call from her telling me that I wouldn't believe a post she saw on Tick Tock from one of those Reddit posts and then she proceeded to read the post that I wrote to me and my heart was racing she asked if it was me but I denied it like my life depended on it like I didn't know what Reddit was and I said that she was trying to mess with me then later she did show up and immediately stuck her phone in my face laughing saying there's no way this wasn't me because of when it was posted I still denied it and eventually when we were sitting down listening to the post together I said it's so crazy and she asked me one last time to reaffirm to her that it wasn't me and I told her no it wasn't the confusion she had I'm laughing because op why are you still lying about this why not just fess up I don't I don't understand where this is going the confusion she had was so funny because I could tell she was trying to wrap her brain around this and I said it's so crazy that these things happen then I slowly started mentioning the accurate details like along the lines of it's so crazy that you'd meet the person who stole your heart-shaped spotted balloon as a kid in a busy hallway and then not tell her that it was you and instead make a whole Reddit post because you plan to surprise her but the post landed on Tick Tock and she caught wind of it and you're still denying while literally sitting next to her and midway between that she was already gasping and she hit me with a cushion telling me to shut up I legit couldn't contain my laughter and she was pacing up and down saying there was no way this was happening and I said that it was me and that it was about time she gave me my balloon back I even went to fetch the album that showed her my pictures during my Hospital little stay and she immediately started apologizing I told her I was over it and the post was over exaggerated for clicks but she said that she still wanted to apologize anyway and I also apologize for not saying the truth then because I didn't think that she would have believed me and she said that she definitely wouldn't have we talked a bit more and she promised to buy me a balloon I feel like the funny joke here would be for her would be for her to reach into her pocket pull out a condom and say let's play with this balloon together our next Reddit post is from worth information I've been pretending to be married to pick up chicks so like the title says I bought wedding rings to pretend that I'm married because I read that it helps you pick up chicks and it works I've been having an affair with a girl well all was good because I just wanted something casual until today she messaged me that she found my wife and if I don't divorce her quickly then she'll tell her everything I laughed pretty hard since like I said I'm not married so that's the worst Bluff ever I just wanted to get it off my chest you know part of me wants to be mad because op is deceiving people but he's deceiving bad people he's deceiving home Wreckers and all he's really doing is taking home Wreckers out of the dating pool so maybe he's like a hero our next Reddit post is from prize blueberry I'm a 19 year old guy and my 26 year old brother-in-law is convinced that I'm in love with him so a few months ago my sister Diana got married to my brother-in-law Mike I'm the youngest of my three siblings I have a sister named Diana and a brother named Carlos I came out as gay when I was 14 and my immediate family my parents and siblings were all supportive my extended family uncles aunts cousins and grandparents are less accepting so I don't tend to be as out and open around them I graduated high school and started college two years ago when I was 17. I go to the same college that my sister is doing grad school at and to save costs I've been staying with her and her then fiance at their apartment Mike has always been really nice and I was happy that my sister was with a nice guy my siblings and I have always been super close and that closeness didn't go away when I started Living with Diana so I would often end up hanging out with him and their friends sometimes the semester just ended for the two of us and we all went home this weekend to stay with my parents we had a big family dinner during which Mike kept making little jokes about me liking older guys my boyfriend is 23 and how he would try to keep me away from him and his buddies me and my siblings questioned him about the jokes that he was making until he finally stopped making them that was last night this morning my siblings and my parents went on a hike which is a family activity that we usually enjoy because we live close to the woods I slept in and didn't want anyone to bother me so they went without me I figured that everyone had left but when I was eating my cereal in the living room and watching TV Mike came out of the kitchen and sat next to me I was surprised to see him as I figured that he'd gone on the hike but I guess not he started by apologizing for making fun of me and then said that it was just a nervous tick of his when he didn't want to talk about something serious he said that it was wrong of him to joke about my crush on him I was super confused and asked for clarification and he said that he knew about the crush I have on him which I don't I asked him why he would think that and he cited a few things that he took as me liking him one that I would always hang out with him and Diana two that I chose to live with them instead of dorms three that he barely knew my boyfriend and four that I didn't bring my boyfriend to their wedding I tried to tell him that he was insane and that none of that meant that I liked him and they all had real explanations but he just insisted that I was trying to cover up the fact that I was in love with him that was a few hours ago I haven't told anyone in my family this yet and I didn't have lunch with my family since I had plans to be with my high school friends all day one friend suggested that I post this here so I guess that's why I'm doing this then op posted an update this morning I called for a sibling meeting at a diner that we like to go to Sibling meetings are something that we've been doing since we were kids where we talk about things like convincing our parents to get us a pet or splitting the household chores we met at the diner for brunch and my brother immediately said how weird it was for Mike to be making jokes about me Diana said that he was still making jokes to her privately after dinner and that it wasn't the first time that he had made these types of jokes she said that she figured that he was one of the guys who thought that gay guys liked him but then I told him about his apology yesterday morning and all the comments and other jokes he's made and we all think that it was pretty weird I showed them my post and they briefly read through the comments as well well my sister said that she would talk to him about it and told me that no matter what happened she would never hold anything against me or blame me for anything so that was reassuring we had food I went back to my friend's house and my sister said that she would let me know if anything happens okay down in the comments there's a lot of discussion where people are trying to figure out if he's just a well-meaning idiot or if he has some kind of Insidious nefarious goal like he's trying to Gaslight op into thinking that their romantic relationship is their idea and after thinking about it I think I'm leaning towards Something Fishy going on here so if I put myself in the brother-in-law's shoes Okay so hypothetically my wife has a brother or a sister who I think has a crush on me if I didn't want anything to happen with them then I would actively avoid trying to be alone with them and making sexual innuendo but if I did want to have an affair with them then I think I would try to be alone with them and sit next to them and make sexual innuendo jokes right so if this guy is a well-meaning idiot then he's a well-meaning idiot behaving in the way of someone who's trying to cheat I don't know am I reading too much into this it's just if you're in a monogamous relationship and you think someone has a crush on you why would you avoid going out with family so that you can hang back and joke with that person about having crushes you know isn't that just super super fishy that's super fishy to me our next Reddit post is from throwaway tip the bottle growing up in Japan was hell for me I'm half black half Japanese and the black part was the only thing that kids in Japan could ever see they would always be so nice and respectful in public or at school but when they were behind a computer screen I got called slurs and I was told to commit suicide by people who I thought were my friends I even considered actually doing it when I was in high school The Bullying was so bad that kids were kicking me outside of school and teachers and students just walked on by I had no friends at all everyone was so ignorant too even the teachers they would try to get me to play basketball or they would put on rap music but I was born and raised here I even noticed my mom was disappointed that I wasn't fully Japanese she always treated me like a burden and made me go to my room whenever we had guests or when in public yo what the [ __ ] what why did the mom have intercourse with a black guy then if she was that turned off by black people by that point in my life I had so much internalized racism when I got old enough I left the country and I live in the U.S now people here are nicer I have black friends now I feel accepted and loved I will still never get over the trauma though I remember crying every night hating myself okay um down in the comments someone kind of called out this stupid thinking that I had admittedly it is stupid because I know the truth but Wormhole PhD said something that I think everyone could be reminded of everyone loves to screw even the racists being sexually attracted to someone doesn't mean that you still can't be racist towards them white men who were slave owners often had a gang of children with their black slaves they still thought that black people were sub-human though yes true that is very true it's just when I get confronted with the stupidity of racist logic I have to like remember that racist brains don't work like normal people brains and just their world is wrong and stupid and doesn't make any sense so of course for This Racist woman it makes sense that she would be attracted to a black guy make a baby with him and then be racist towards the kid because she's a stupid racist and that's how stupid racists think that was 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Published: Wed Jun 21 2023