r/Trueoffmychest A Murderer Wants To Be My Friend

Welcome to our slash true off my chest where op gets divorced over a bag of Cheetos our next Reddit post is from pristine librarian I handed my husband divorce papers today over his Reddit account and a bag of chips obviously it goes without saying that it wasn't just over a bag of chips but Hot Cheetos were my breaking point I just couldn't take it anymore I had already had the terms of Separation drawn up six months ago when during a heated argument he said we don't have kids you should be thankful it's only me you clean up after I kept hearing that in my head thankful for cleaning up behind a grown man 10 years older than me he apologized the next day in detail and told me why what he said was wrong and that he doesn't believe it but I don't think the things that you say in those kinds of moments are just hurtful words there's a little bit of Truth in them and then I found his Reddit account a few days ago I accidentally saw his username when he showed me a screenshot I memorized it and it took me two days to get the courage to look in between comments on NSFW subreddits was complaints about me and posts about me too on one post he had been ripped to shreds and told that he was a piece of garbage reading those comments made me realize that I was nothing but an effing idiot to think that love can fix things I was 20 when I met him and he was 35. I thought that people were being dramatic or annoying about our age Gap because my single father who raised me didn't have an issue with it but then I realized that he was just the same type of effing creep it was almost like my father pre-groomed me to accept certain Behavior to make it easier for the other men in my life anyways I came home early today after a rough day at work after finding out that my direct reporting manager had been killed by her husband then I walked in the door to see my lazy filthy husband I told him them what happened to her and I started to cry he didn't console me he said we don't know what made him do that let's wish both of them luck and move on with our day wish both of them luck buddy she's dead good luck lady good luck lady I hope things work out well for you oh I bet he wasn't listening I bet he just I bet he wasn't listening so he didn't realize he was dead oh I bet that's what happened anyways back to the story wish her luck the dead lady I tried to convince myself that he just wasn't paying attention that soothed me for about an hour then I was in the middle of making dinner and he complained that it was already 6 45 PM I told him that he shouldn't be that hungry yet because he just ate half a bag of chips and left them on the table so instead of a helping me finish dinner B apologizing and waiting silently and patiently C finishing the bag of chips or D just laughing it off he instead chose to throw the bag of chips at me we've been together for seven years married for four and he's never done anything that downright rude to me because low self-esteem aside that's something that won't fly with me either way the chips landed all over the floor that I had just mopped and swept whatever glare I gave him was enough to make him grab a broom in 30 seconds it wasn't enough to make him at least check that it was all swept up and vacuum afterwards so when I finished dinner and brought our place to the dinner table thinking wow I really spoil him the entire time we've dated I have always made his plates and brought them right to him no one's ever done that for me and at that moment I stepped on a chip it didn't hurt or anything but I screamed I'm not sure why I just couldn't take it anymore so I ran to the home office and I came back out with the papers and a pen I put them in front of his dinner plate and walked out while he was yelling my name I'm currently eating a burger and fries in my car right now realizing that I have to start all over my life is done my love for him is too I hope I don't cave I hope I don't let him convince me I hope if I start to change my mind I can come back and read this post that way I can understand that this is not a heated decision this is something I need to do if I ever want something like a real effing life op I think the best way to try to frame this in your mind is not to think of this as your life is over and you have to start all over think of it as like you're free you've been liberated you've escaped a cave you're out of jail I wouldn't say that your life is over I would say the opposite your life has finally started our next way to post this from that girl again every day when my neighbor comes home from work he unlocks his door and says hello Kevin and Kevin the cat meows back in greeting yeah our apartment building is small and I can hear nearly everything that happens in the communal hallways in my living room I don't know my neighbor at all not even his name but I do know his cat my neighbor also likes to smoke a lot of weed no shame I like to indulge too just not every day I work from home and live alone but hearing hello Kevin has become a part of my routine it makes me smile every time yesterday I heard the normal hello Kevin greeting and Kevin's meow meow later I smelled the blunt he smoked then I heard him go into the laundry room and come back but then I heard something odd Kevin's meowing was super loud and he sounded pissed I waited a little while but Kevin persisted I opened up my door and I saw Kevin outside my neighbor's door he was practically screaming and jumping up to hit the door with his little paws inside the apartment I heard my neighbor echoing Kevin's cries my neighbor sounded frantic and desperate calling Kevin over and over again so I walked up to his door and knocked I heard my neighbor I heard my neighbor pause then quietly with amazement and perhaps fear repeats Kevin at the LA at the last moment I decided to dart back into my apartment and softly close the door listening while my neighbor let Kevin in he whispered how'd you do that Kevin I've been laughing to myself about it since it happened imagining my stoned out of his mind neighbor contemplating how his cat human knocked on his door I'm uh Opie I'm imagining your neighbor like on his deathbed in 50 years the last thought that crosses through his mind is how in the hell did that cat knock on my door our next Reddit post is from box Anne the woman who caused the death of my best friend just messaged me my friend Mark unalived himself six years ago because of a girl named Amy a schoolmate who accused him of s-a it's up to you guys to figure out what sa stands for because I am not saying it on YouTube it costs him everything his scholarship most of his friends and even most of his family members abandoned him his own mother told him to die and burn in hell before going no contact the only people who believed him were his dad in me why because the two of us were together all day playing video games at his dad's house during the night that Amy claimed that Mark attacked her for clarity his parents are divorced I was staying for a week in their house and the date that Amy mentioned was the second day of my stay Amy and Mark knew each other because they're both in the volleyball team of our University she's not a classmate she's not a friend and she's not even an acquaintance according to the people that I previously talked to Amy was involved in a girls only night out with her dorm mates they'd been having deep conversations and when Amy was asked if she had ever had experience in being essayed she blurted out Mark's full name and a specific date and time after their night out the other girl's immediate immediately spread this accusation all over Twitter Instagram and Facebook calling Mark an r word they even messaged some professors and the dean of our department Amy's family tried to press charges but the case was dropped after Mark's dad showed countless evidence proving Mark's whereabouts the entire day including a video of me playing League of Legends taken by Mark himself that he posted on Twitter during the exact time that Amy claimed that Mark attacked her during all of this Amy was nowhere to be found of course things didn't magically stop after proving that Mark was legally innocent after six months of enduring continuous violent harassment from Amy's family and her boyfriend threats both online and in person from schoolmates and neighbors and being abandoned by almost everyone he loved Mark unallived himself on December 2nd 2017. people effing celebrated his death because people still believe that he was an r word it was one of the most painful experiences that I've ever had in my entire life he was like a brother to me and he was one of the kindest and most awesome people that I know that anger and grief is still so effing ripe in my heart even after years of therapy yesterday Amy messaged me after six years of Silence the first thing she said I'm sorry she effing admitted to randomly saying Mark's name because he was the first person she thought of she said that she panicked because she never had an experience being essayed and thought that she was out of place because most of the girls in that party had experienced essay before she told me that it was because she was young and stupid she Justified herself by saying that she never thought that it would go out of hand because the other girls promised their conversation would be a secret she thought that Mark wouldn't be affected because they don't know each other and they have very different Social Circles she said that she was too afraid to say anything because her lie Spread Way Too Much for her to control it that was the reason why she was nowhere to be found during those times when everything went to hell I asked her why she was telling me this and she told me that she had been feeling guilty for the past six years and she thought that it was time for her to come clean because her therapist told her to her family doesn't know her boyfriend who she's been with for eight years doesn't know Mark's family doesn't know and all the people who believed her didn't know she only admitted this to me I'm so effing angry that I can't even put this into words this woman killed my best friend and thinks that everything's gonna be okay afterwards she's the effing reason that a good person like Mark is now forever gone I haven't replied to her I'm afraid that I would say so many horrendous things to her I don't want to tell Mark's dad because he's still going through grieve and has spiraled deep into depression since Mark died I'm tempted to spread our conversation online but I know that it would drag me down to the same level as her and her friends I effing hate everything right now down in the comments I'm gonna read this reply from present small tell her if she's really sorry to attempt to clear it up in the same circles that she spread it publicly to her friends and family the college his family everywhere saying it to the one person who knew that it was false is a cop-out if she won't then you put the admission up yourself showing that you gave her a chance she doesn't get to just pay lip service and feel better she has to either clear his name or carry around the guilt of crushing that man into ending his life I'm so sorry for your loss and the unfairness of it all yeah and like on top of the fact that she owes it to Mark to clear his name she committed a crime on top of that like a grievous felony imagine lying about essay just a what get popular to fit in I don't even know she's said that she was young and stupid I mean come on they said they were in University so that's at least 1920 probably not only did this woman ruin Mark's life but it's because of women like her that real victims aren't believed our next Reddit post is from no yam my husband and I have been married for two weeks and I'm already having regrets my husband's ex has really been making things difficult for us she makes sure my step kids call me by my first name rather than any term of endearment our wedding happened to fall on one of her days with the kids my husband invited her for reasons that I'm still unsure of I was aware that she had received an invitation but my husband never told me that she had accepted she came with the kids an hour later and I assumed that she was dropping them off but she had intentions to stay she was dressed more elegantly than me and that felt off so I asked her to leave she disrespectfully told me that she would be staying my husband and mother-in-law told me that she was like family and wouldn't be leaving I was disgusted by this because it was obvious what this woman was doing she posted the story here on Reddit but in a way that made me out to be a toxic villain in the story the story appeared on the front page of Reddit and was also one of friends Tick Tock for you page it was not hard to identify myself because I recognized the dress and she also used my real name in the story I don't understand why she's been doing this because we had been civil with each other until now I'm also very offended by the way that she degraded me in her defensive comments and by the fact that my husband took her aside God I love Reddit down in the comments people have tracked down the other posts which we are gonna read oh I'm so excited for this am I the bad guy for showing up at my ex's wedding in a pretty dress my ex and I had a peaceful divorce we co-parent our three kids together and there haven't really been many issues my ex is getting married to Stephanie I like Stephanie she's been great with my kids and makes my ex happy my ex invited me to their wedding and I was happy for him it was my day with the kids so it made sense for me to come according to my ex's reasoning when I arrived at the wedding Stephanie thanked me for dropping the kids off and brushed me off we had never had any issues before I explained that I was going to stay for the reception and she was very upset I was confused because I assumed that she knew that I would be in attendance it turned out that she didn't consider that I would actually accept the invitation I told her that I was invited and since I took the two-hour Drive I would be staying for the entire duration she did like this response Stephanie asked me to leave and I stood my ground she went on to complain about my dress upstaging hers my ex and former mother-in-law helped her calm down and the wedding shortly began I thought that was the end of it but later in private Stephanie accused me of trying to ruin her special day she's convinced that I wanted to show off and make the wedding about my divorce she said that it was rude for me not to leave after the bride requested it because it was her special day I told her that I'm not responsible for her insecurities and once again reminded her that I have no interest in stealing my ex back and then hold up we have a picture of the dress wow okay Jesus okay for those of you who are listening and not watching let me describe this dress to you imagine a perfectly fitting dress that is strapless shows off tons of boobs and this thing is red like red red fire truck red the burning Ember at the heart of a coal red this thing is elegant sexy eye-catching it's kind of like it gets kind of like red carpet Vibes oh this old thing I just threw it on for the wedding it's no big deal this thing is literally just a wedding dress it's a wedding dress that's red okay someone actually Tracked Down the dress on the internet this is the this is the description of the dress women's sweetheart full lace beach wedding dress mermaid bridal gown it's literally listed as a wedding dress a red wedding dress she wore a wedding dress to someone else's wedding they say don't wear white because you steal the Thunder From The Bride who's wearing white she she wore a literal wedding dress so for clarity op posted a picture of the dress but she deleted it after people started ripping her apart but luckily Reddit God I love you people Reddit users track down the dress so I'm getting all this information from the comments as you as you might expect this Karen is getting ripped to shreds in the comments so even after dressing up the story to make it sound like she was the good guy and op from the original post was the bad guy people are still calling her the bad guy in this story so to the original op the op who got married two weeks ago and is currently regretting it I am a hundred percent on your side and I'm not alone because the rest of Reddit is as well that was our slash true off my chest and if you like this content check out my podcast where I publish the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because I put out new Reddit videos every single day

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Length: 17min 29sec (1049 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 02 2023