r/softwaregore Best Posts #17

hello and welcome back to another episode of our slash software go now if you don't know what this subreddit is it's basically a bunch of pitches where software goes wrong you know it's kind of weird but then it's funny I don't know how to explain it I recommend you just watch the video that's weird I've never seen a coffee machine have technology areas I'd be scared to make any coffee on that what would come out of it so my clock just wasn't having it today no I will not tell you the time I've had enough of it you suck okay sheesh you don't have to be so harsh just calm down so I was playing Minecraft and uh so the Pigman and that's how he was holding his sword now I don't know if I should be alarmed or scared but it's also happening in the background Google Streetview broke the telephone pole oh that looks really trippy to look at imagine you just having a stroll walking by and then you see this I don't think I'd ever be the same how many ships are there in the Navy United States Navy ships count seven there's there's seven ships in the Navy I choose to disagree so I found this picture on reddit so I decided I should go ahead and search it up on my computer to see if this is true because seven ship seems like a small amount for the Navy I want to search it up and mine said five what happened to the other two I was just walking into the hotel room and the clock is already making weird faces at me yeah man why are these clocks so mean to everyone gosh your iPhone is experiencing okay oh all right that that's a weird notification what is my iPhone experiencing should I talk to it is it okay hey Siri what Mac OS am i running the current volume is thirty seven percent open and System Preferences did I ask for the volume yes what OS I'm running great your heart rate is zero beats per minute Oh God why is that great you want me dead it's confirmed guys that the robots are taking over her we're all done for birds that's not a bird that is a cat with spaghetti on his head but if he wants to be a burden that's okay he's a bird now Wow okay this is like the fourth video where software cores happen on my channel why is there two of my videos I mean that's great double the advertisement but it's a bit weird best core exercises plank hyperextension else it bicycles leg raise death all right guys I'm serious about this one the robots are trying to take over minecraft Xbox one three thousand seven hundred and forty-nine dollars that's a really expensive X book that's not an Xbox one that's an oven conformation if you continue all tasks that are currently running will be canceled are you sure I'm sure I want to cancel it but I'm not sure about this button there's nothing there nor is there another button what am i confirming to and this is just an arrow with a white line in it saying okay under it what am i great - I'm scared select all squares with buses I can't there is no buses anywhere it's just trucks and vans order summary your items cost thirteen point twenty five your shipping and handling costs five hundred and thirty nine dollars where do you live the moon don't get me wrong I see this way too much when the shipping is way more expensive than the product because I live in Australia but gosh five hundred dollars more expensive did you live in outer space dude so I was visiting the Wikipedia on terraria and uhm I saw this ad yeah it's a normal ad and then it came up 20 more times I think Wikipedia really wants some money recently played wood laws played two hours ago rake no yes no I don't know oh gosh enough a software go on my video and this type the actual software go video why is it just covering the screen I swear YouTube just hates me check your luggage to be angry about it system menu of a battery life is 98% please replace the battery of course I'm sorry I didn't know the battery life was so low at 98% that's just ridiculous yep that's my bus the one stop - can't wait your bedtime starts in 30 minutes your bedtime to us in 30 minutes your bedtime starts in 30 minutes your bedtime starts in okay I get it my bedtime starts in 30 minutes sheesh you'd have to tell me I'm not a child anymore hmm why it's cuz we just see Oh windows I didn't know you would just see is there any way we could talk about it I can help can you guess the country by its outline number 17 can you name this country um you know I've never seen a country that looks like a bar code era could not copy files because no okay sheesh I don't know you're in a bad mood well if I said please can you please copy the files so I just wanted to show my love of saxophones and I think I did that very nicely the love of saxophones is just too much it went into the keyboard it's a photo phone my number your number is two little ladies hit me up I've never seen a phone number with an exclamation mark in it but I guess I'm the first you look like Robert Downey jr. there are so many things wrong with this photo why is it fat tracer that is not what Fred tracer looks like your eyes are calling you're Robert Downey jr. no Robert Downey jr. guys I think something's wrong with my windows it's kind of creepy proudly supporting the National Dental foundation oh gosh sorry that's that's not normal I'm sorry is that 19,000 megabytes per second download where are you now haha I don't know what the hell is in Slovakia but I want to go to Slovakia now that's good Internet my friend was prompted to set her birth date on a Japanese website she can either do one day day two three days four days five days the sixth the seventh the eighth the ninth the 10th Allah its really weird I don't know why this is going like this I don't know you could see the girl in the advertisement Menand you've got two massive windows logos covering her face it was late at night and I was extremely tired playing Pokemon go so this legit scared me oh my god why is the hit massive where is his hair that's the weirdest Pokemon I've ever seen I searched up what the biggest animal was and I found this the blue whale yeah that's probably the biggest animal I don't see what's wrong that's why that's not a blue whale Google Earth decided to place a section of the moon's surface in central Africa Wow I mean how do you know that's Google Earth fault and there really isn't a piece of moon in central Africa you never know do you malwarebytes filter by form cat or dog I mean neither of those fit in those categories but you tried when the weather man dies f the electronic billboard this morning gave me the creepiest before pic I've ever seen in a while here's afterwards it is before you know it's a very good change I must say of two plus only clips and this is the fruit of my mom took it came out like this oh it's something it's it's definitely something contact us hey anything I can help you with my name is Colin the team typically replies in under two years under two years of the wait that long when Remote Desktop decides your resolution is seven by seven pixels so this is what it looks like for people who need glasses and don't have them on well guys that's about it for another episode of ask software core hopefully you enjoyed it if you did please don't forget to Like comment and subscribe it'd be greatly appreciate if you could do so and maybe even shares video Twitter your friends and family members that'd be greatly appreciated as well before you leave that I just want to say I do have a couple of links down below in the description if you would like to check them out I've got my social media like my Twitter and my Instagram if you want to follow me over there keep updated on my next post so you're just interested in my daily life that's cool as well you can Chuck me a follower I do have merch but it's not being released only when I hit 1 million subscribers so I'm nearly this lookout for that but I do have a patreon and if you want to support me a big thing to all the current patreon supporters who names are on the screen if you want to go ahead and support me the link is also on the screen you do get rewards for doing so but I don't expect you to go ahead and donate to me it's just there if you want to help me out help me make better quality content I do appreciate it so a big thank you guys before that said though hopefully you enjoyed the video and I will see you again on the next one [Music]

Channel: GioFilms

Views: 1,369,110

Rating: 4.9477892 out of 5

Keywords: r/, reddit, r/softwaregore, r/softwaregore best posts, r/softwaregore top posts of all time, funny, comedy, giofilms, emkay, fresh, rslash, sorrow tv, dark dom, cuestar, softkore

Id: C9YM60_Ipv4

Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 25 2019

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