r/SingularityRevenge - The ULTIMATE revenge... (part 2)

[Music] what's up guys welcome to daily dose of Reddit this is your host Zach and today subreddit is our slash singularity revenge 2 because we are continuing the story that we left off on and yes get excited because it gets good all right guys here we have the exciting conclusion to the amazing story we started in the previous hopefully video all right so it gets exciting from here on ok and in case you don't know the first the story's called treat me like dirt for years I'll expose you at your wedding and let your mental breakdown do the rest and if you want a recap do some memory exercises because goodness gracious you need help anyway without further ado any revenge mode activated I was pissed the self centered cow cared more about a collage and a photo album and didn't even say thank you for it I proceeded to spend over an hour messing with the photos making Sally and Robbie la cross-eyed changing the color of clothes to really undesirable colors and photoshopping in props into photos it wasn't going to be noticeable at first glance but would be goofy looking once he looks closely at them I wish that's where this all ended the wedding came she learned her lesson but unfortunately Sally isn't the type of person to take responsibility and accept the consequences oh no she ate about two hours into my goof improvements my phone began to blow up friends that I had made in college were calling texting and messaging me off the hook it was pandemonium I was totally confused as to why my phone was blowing up and since I was getting called constantly I couldn't investigate I had to shut my phone down for a half an hour and wait until people calmed down and stopped calling me so I could figure out what was going on I found out quickly Sally had posted a full conversation of messages containing racial misogynistic and anti religious tones with I named as the recipient all over her social media accounts I was livid she had framed me as a hateful hooligan and had over 100 messages on facebook messenger who were all pissed and confused it didn't help that Sally's family were heavily religious leading them to be more aggressive towards me with multiple threats of death being thrown in I immediately got to work screenshotting the actual conversation in which some sane people had calmed their anger and began asking questions it still left me with a near 100 people on the verge of beginning a crusade against me and even my family it got so out of control that I had to call the police to help clear up the situation and had to contact Facebook to help with damage control it took a week for the situation to calm down with the police concluding that the conversation which had been uploaded was a fake unfortunately they were unable to have a warrant for her arrest as no threats of violence had officially been made but they were able to place a restraining order upon her as she had slandered my name I was done she wanted to ruin my life so I would ruin her to make even nuclear revenge mode activated I went back to the collage and slideshow for further additions I reached out to past friends of hers asking for anything cruel or mean she had said they graciously obliged and sent me everything this included every single drunk nude saying she was bored of Robbie and wanted to get rekt by a real man every time she thought her bible-bashing family were irritating her with their religious crap and just wanted them to donate her money one friend had an entire paragraph of racist insults from a drunk grant I think the most disgusting comment came from a cousin of hers who will dub as Alice she sent me several screenshots of text from her saying and I quote why can't you stop being selfish and just give me your grandfather's inheritance you suck-up do you know how much me and the baby need that money ever since Robbie stopped giving me his debit card details I was disgusted at that one I was grinning like a diamond when I was complete with this masterpiece I'd saved this edit to the website they would download it from and waited I was counting on the fact that they would be too preoccupied with most other wedding related stuff to bother checking out the slideshow in collage the one little hiccup in this plan was I was no longer welcome at the wedding so I didn't know how badly it would go the day before the wedding I told Alex what I had done and she was pretty satisfied about it so as a token of my appreciation for her sharing I asked if she would like to come and stay with me for the night to which she accepted and we had a pleasant night together the result we woke up in the afternoon after expecting one of our phones to be exploding with calls or texts but nothing absolutely nothing Alice called Sally's mother and sisters but no one was picking up she then called a friend who attended the wedding who I'll call Mel after a couple of calls she finally answered the phone Alice immediately asked how the wedding was going to which Mel began a FaceTime it's connected showing me Alice on her own at the altar as Robbie had stormed off seething with rage leaving her with multiple projectors revealing the texts about her family friends in general horrible comments I recognized a particular text being shown as it contained her disbelief and disdain for her family's religion the screen shot then transitioned to a nude photo of her posing with her legs wide open inserting a carrot in her lady hole it was disgusting like it made me feel repulsed and disturbed looking at it I am so sorry to all of the unfortunate guests of that wedding that was a horror of a nude as you can imagine the screenshots and nudes had disgusted and pissed off a lot of the people there especially the pastor I've never seen a pastor get angry before but it was terrifying even from a FaceTime call he began ranting at her full-on screaming in her face saying you are disgusting selfish girl with no love in your heart for your husband or your family let alone the Lord which you have mocked and insulted you are no longer welcome in the house of our Lord Buda unfortunately that was all I saw through the call as smell had ended it but had described the hell which broke loose as soon as the pastor tore her up she was in tears with her family and friends calling her a horse a bimbo and scum among other things whilst waddling down the aisle trying not to fall over she exited the church and squeezed herself in the limo bawling tears at that point looking like a melting Barbie doll all the while being taunted and mocked by her extremely pissed off two-faced friends most people just got their cars and went their separate ways after that dumpster fire of a ceremony said Mel at that point I felt fulfilled and had showed everyone how much of a bimbo Sallie was I was so happy in fact I asked Alice if she would like to go on a date to which she agreed and had a wonderful day knowing sally's had been ruined that's where I thought this revenge had ended nope May 2019 I was going about my day seeing an old friend about my 22nd birthday plans when I got a Facebook message from Robbie he asked if I could meet him in a town center on a Friday to which I asked what he wanted he reiterated he wanted to talk so I requested if he could meet in the city for a Friday and he agreed I was puzzled as to why he had reached out to me now we hadn't spoken in a year so I was nervous as to what he wished to talk about I went to meet him in the center with Alice Mel and my other best friend who we will call Craig he was sat on a bench alone with barely anyone walking around the center he greeted us ominous similar to the way they no stock to Iron Man cap and Thor an in-game he looked skinny but oddly happy which kept us on edge this was the conversation which followed hello my old friend thank you for coming but I have to admit I'm surprised you showed after what you did yeah meets you look I'm sorry for what happened I know I can't no I should apologize you acted civil and respectful to the both of us even when you were being disrespected and berated I was loved blinded by Sally and she abused that turning me against you if anything I should thank you you opened my eyes what do you mean he then began recounting the events of the wedding during which I cut him off telling him I knew what happened he then dropped possibly the worst bombshell how did you find out about the miscarriage what you just said you knew what happened I knew what happened up until Sally got into her limo after being shamed and cast out of the church I tried to find out about the aftermath but her family wouldn't tell me anything that's because her family disowned her they were furious when they found out what she had said about them especially when she mocked and disrespected the church oh my god literally where did she go she went to the venue and had a complete mental breakdown she went inside crying swearing and ranting to the staff that she would kill you for what you had done they called the police after that comment and locked her inside whilst they made their way to the venue and called me to deal with her when I arrived she had destroyed the venue tables had been flipped glasses had been shattered and she had drunk multiple bottles of wine she was so dangerous and out of control that the police had a wrestle her to the floor and call in a policeman as she was too dangerous to put in a car I was speechless at this point it was a mess it didn't help that she was three months pregnant trying to attack anyone that tried to subdue her that they had no choice but to lock her in a Cell for her own safety and others at that point we were completely stunned we had seen her angry but had not heard of her being this violent in Attica before what happened to the baby the amount of alcohol she had drunk had given her alcohol poisoning according to the police she was four times over the limit and when they came to escort her from the cell the floor was covered in vomit feces piss and even some blood she looked extremely ill and was taken to the hospital immediately with two officers in tow she was extremely ill the hospital performed a number of tests and exams and had confirmed she was having simultaneous liver and kidney failure from her poor diet and sudden alcohol intake this resulted in her unborn baby dying from blood poisoning in sali confined to a hospital bed on dialysis for life even if she receives an organ transplant even if she receives a transplant she will still have to return to the hospital weekly for dialysis to avoid death or coma the part which really made me grin an evil smirk was hearing that even if she receives a transplant she will be serving time in prison for assaulting multiple officers as well as paying the venue thousands in damages her life has been completely ruined do I feel guilty no more oddly satisfied sorry for the length and dandy spelling errors her duplicates out of correct within this tale but it was personal and wanted you to understand the frustration and hatred that I was feeling throughout the years hope you enjoyed the conclusion as much as I did alright guys you gotta say I've been pressed I'm not sure what I expected from singularity revenge however I am happy with what I got this whole post was a roller coaster even though I knew I still had thousands of words left there were points where I thought it was over but like no it just escalated even more what did you guys think did you like this format was it annoying should I stick to keeping things within one video let me know in the comments below alright this story's called today I fudged up by getting my wife to buy the birdseed so I've spent the last 20 minutes hyperventilating with laughter and I promised my wife I wouldn't tell anyone we know because she's a bit humiliated so this is my way of getting it off my chest since lockdown my wife and I have found a new appreciation of the garden it isn't big isn't pretty but it's a way to get outside and given the cabin-fever we've experienced this is a nice form of escapism we've always had a bird feeder that we topped up periodically but with us both working from home we've enjoyed watching the birds come and go we've got blackbirds starlings Magpies and more pigeons than you could count after a while we fed them by hand and now we can even get a few of them to sit on our hand and eat it's therapeutic in a weird way and naturally we've named some of them and so on I really recommend it hashtag Burks anyway the wife asks a week ago if she can buy some more birdseed I said sure sounds good I should add my wife isn't from a country that uses the metric system and she's still getting used to it over here I was in the room whilst she put the order in and well maybe when she said oh is it okay if I get a fair bet it's cheaper that way and not a selection for a wild birds should I get some of that too I didn't do my due diligence I thought what the hell it's not like it goes off we can stick it in the garage when she told me how much it was I was shocked but I assume she got a few bits with the order again she is still adjusting to the price of things over here and everything is super expensive to her so you can probably see where this is going this morning a delivery arrived my first clue should have been the size of the van that pulled up outside my house ready to deliver four sacks of twelve and half kilograms of birdseed the delivery driver from his safe social distance lost his laughter as my mind melted as he pulled sack after sack off of his van my wife was in a zoom meeting and when I finally got her attention revealed that there's still more to come that's in transit and will arrive tomorrow so turns out for some reason she thought it was two and a half kilograms to the pound I don't know if you can picture the amount of birdseed we have but I'd say if we take into account how much is due to arrive tomorrow I'll expect we'll have about the size of a small sofa we have enough birdseed to last our entire lives we can give it as inheritance after we die from drowning in birdseed we both spent a good part of the last hour crying with laughter amid our snacks every time I go into the hallway I lose my crap a little bit after six weeks in lockdown I really think I might be losing my mind the best bit we threw some in the garden and the birds don't want to know little bastards okay that is a good good today I fudged up however given some of the posts I've read on here both on and off YouTube when you see today I fudged up by letting my wife buy the bird seed your mind starts to go to different places than maybe the author was intending because let me tell you what I was thinking she did was a lot grosser but anyways that's a cute little story don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode you [Music]

Channel: Daily Dose Of Reddit

Views: 55,802

Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, best of reddit, r/ top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, reddit top posts, 100% True stories, reddit true stories, top all time, reddit posts, reddit funny, daily dose of reddit, daily dose of internet, r/SingularityRevenge, The ULTIMATE revenge..., the, ultimate, revenge, part

Id: _YsAL-pWVQ0

Length: 16min 54sec (1014 seconds)

Published: Wed May 06 2020