r/Sadcringe | help him

blank is learning how to play the xylophone blank is now wondering why nobody cares about me and the xylophone should we be cheering you on with your xylophone lessons every day will that make you stick with it will that make you feel better how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today i'm excited because we're taking another look at r slash sad cringe it's nice to feel a little bit better about oneself in these trying times so without much further ado let's get right to it i stay awake at night and cringe at an offhand comment i made 15 years ago i don't think i could ever recover from this well it comforts me to know i'm not alone i feel incomprehensible shame at the memory of saying things that were only barely weird in a conversation from 10 years past then i remember that nobody cares and isn't thinking about me and i feel better then i remember nobody cares and isn't thinking about me and i feel a bit worse the vicious cycle of anxiety and self-loathing i have sadly died please comment how much you loved me and explain in detail how special i was to you curious what y'all will say oh oh man i'm never gonna complain about not getting very many views on my own videos ever again i wish you liked me back your girlfriend does don't bring her up i'm talking about us why don't you like me bro what the hell is your problem looking for dinner companion i'm a single male looking to have dinner and spoil a sweet female with a great sense of humor on a weekly basis if you're interested drop me a line with your photo compensation dinner let me stop you right there i realized i said let me stop you right there at the end of the whole post i'm stupid don't mind me let's take a look at this for a second here if you ever see a post with someone who refers to a woman as a female run don't just ignore it i want you to leave your house and run you know how gross it is referring to people as female or male it's a little creepy at this point in time no looking for females is not cute i don't care how correct you think it is stop it your fedora is showing just sent this to the person i broke up with and acted like it was nothing i just broke up with someone and made myself sick from crying wrong person sorry they're never gonna respond i wouldn't or i would just respond with a capital k and a period took a girl out for sushi paid for everything we ended up going back to my place for a movie and she slept with my roommate who had no idea i just took her on a date wow wow i'm not putting any of the blame on your roommate here that's all on her if this story is even remotely true i just had to break up with my girlfriend of two years lost my apartment and my car is broke at least i still got my doge right guys right guys my 2004 yearbook all right dan you have negative friends well honestly i only had maybe three actual friends sign my yearbook and then just kept asking other random people to keep going with it so luckily no one put any mean messages in my books never had one thank god remember folks when it comes to friends it's about quality over quantity work on maintaining the relationships you already have it's a lot easier your avatar's so adorable how is she so happy what's her secret she's not gonna shag you mate i mean it is an adorable avatar who hurt you dude my boyfriend is visiting another girl's island a lot in animal crossing is he cheating like every day and i customized a nice hat for him but i've never seen him wearing it but i noticed he had a new hat today when he said one of his friends made it for him oh i can't believe he's got another girl in animal crossing hi how are you i want to friendship with you you agree to friendship with me reply me please please send me your whatsapp no your boobs is classical i like you are boobs i need one thousand dollars please help me was a day hmm i think they messed that one up there i know she's just a hologram and is programmed to meet his social and sexual needs but man it would be nice to come home to that after a long day at work yes companionship would certainly be nice wouldn't it i'm not exactly looking for a hologram though also i don't know how you think a hologram is satisfying his sexual needs but whatever i don't have much imagination these days paid thirty dollars he didn't want it need to sell oh man okay that's it i'm done hiding my feelings morgan you make me feel so amazing i'm falling in love with you more and more every time we chat and i get excited scared sad happy all of it i love it i love life and i love you oh no no this is so far from being okay what the [ __ ] love are you crazy love from me being nice and talking to you love do you even understand how big a word that is yeah the world doesn't really work like it does in hollywood dustin love usually takes quite a bit of time after a relationship starts to truly be felt no really infatuation and love are not the same thing my friend like hell i've had my cat munchkin for about a year and a half now and you know what i may not love him i might still just be infatuated okay i'm sorry that one was mean i love my cat this song still reminds me of my current eight year marriage still stuck being married vibing with the illusion i'm in love lol i am not in love with this man okay well you see how this is your fault right you understand that being stuck in a marriage that you don't want to be in anymore is your choice why don't you talk to him and yes i totally understand that there are a ton of x factors out there that may make letting him know dangerous but in this particular case i'm not thinking about that inherit my business retiring business owner will bestow his six plus figure revenue business to a worthy female candidate business knowledge will be taught until death do us part six plus figure equipment assets included a legal contract will be enacted oh man what the hell dude graduated high school not too long ago and now i'm the only one sending messages in our three-person group chat they don't even respond man even i keep up with all my high school besties we don't talk all the time but they do respond when i say hi and ask him what's going on huh if this gets one like i'll confess to my crush oomph okay um we've been friends for a really long time and it's okay if you don't accept but i've had feelings for you since we first met i also have something to confess i hate you i [ __ ] hate you ever since we became oops i've hated you i've wanted to break the mood but i couldn't do it but i think i've had enough i hate interacting with you whenever i see your post on the timeline i think of uninstalling twitter shut the [ __ ] up and deactivate this person may or may not have deserved that but wow you're kind of [ __ ] mean given the context we have right now but again the person could deserve it i hooked my friend up with a life-changing interview a life-changing interview your first job reminded him about first impressions what what do we got going on here um has joined your meeting oh no you idiot oh god i'll tell them after do you get sad when you receive a text message that isn't from me no why because i do part of my soul dies when i receive a message and realize it's from my mom and not you oh i feel ridiculous for trying to be sexy for my boyfriend we haven't had sex in like three weeks i came in the room he was in fully naked while he was gaming and he was giving me like give me two minutes i'm busy it's been half an hour i feel ridiculous for trying that it's making me feel like he's not attracted to me anymore update we're taking a break depending on your age it might be a good idea to push him towards testosterone supplements look we go through a menopause as well at completely random points in our lives depending on how we are or he could just be a duck why parasite is an objectively bad movie okay objectively bad big words for someone who's giving his subjective opinion your review is garbage no one will agree with you his reviews are good you're just salty he had a different opinion than you did you forget to log out of your mane oh those are so satisfying to see man oh in his blind rage he [ __ ] up and he probably also found out what did you have as a teenager that you don't have now parents i'm sorry man i can't help you with that if you've ever seen pet cemetery just remember sometimes that is better oh boy a dating profile bio let's take a look going through a divorce because i have a taste i'm chunky so you are forewarned i have a cat named chaos who lives up to his name prose i'll sing to you i already fight my own battles so you don't have to i'm not as toxic as i look i'm dumb therefore i am funny not how that works cons i have abandonment issues i have a big attitude problem i don't ask nor allow help i don't like anything with red sauce you heard me right i don't like pizza y'all are boring as [ __ ] no we're just more tolerable than you simple as that nothing else to it sweetie three days later and no interactions i'm gonna regret this if you're my real friend bring up one memory of us that you'll never forget never do these never ever do facebook trends man because whether or not you get this type of reaction none at all it's usually not worth it come on man it's facebook what are you doing schoolmates bio after breaking up with his first girlfriend separated will you still miss me will you still miss our past i still want to be with you is there a second chance i'm afraid when i see follow i'll panic when the person you're holding is no longer mine you missed some words there bud that's when it's too late to regret i want the feeling of you by my side so bad jesus christ just because you got an anime profile picture doesn't mean your life is an anime it doesn't mean you're a protagonist in your favorite anime dude your child calm down it will be okay deep breaths just bury yourself in runescape like all the sane people do birthday shenanigans when i was 19 everyone forgot my birthday because it was around my cousin's big fancy wedding i was left all alone at home i went on youtube and played a bunch of homemade videos of people singing happy birthday while i cried that is some mean only two likes in 22 hours they have hundreds of followers boost complete you've been seen by 40 times more people than normal but unfortunately didn't receive any likes this time around yeah i've been through that dude i have been through it it's awesome it's a great feeling it's so nice don't worry man i'm gonna hunt you down we're gonna have some drinks you know what i mean we're gonna party us ugly dudes gotta stick together lucky guy it's my dad he passed today omg i'm embarrassed i thought he was your man i'm so sorry he aged well i just thought he was a little older than you again i'm so sorry i wish i was your man but we live far apart maybe i can visit you where you're at i need to lose weight first though it's up to you i'm up for it if you are i think you're really pretty fo reels dude shut up guys let me stop for a second here and just say we're all doing fine we're we're all doing fine we're not at this point yet you know what i mean i'm not at this point yet i'm never getting to this point i hope the same people that go on facebook and post about how glad they are that they didn't have cameras everywhere filming them when they did stupid as kids are now doing the worst possible as adults on social media 564 600 today 6 20 i'm sorry a slack this month 658 poggers oh boy here's the big reveal hello my queen i'm back with my monthly fapping report this month i came 29 times with the help of just your picks that makes a total of 687 anyways imagine try harding with racials in because that's like try harding and roblox there's no [ __ ] way this is real i can't go on living if i thought for a second this was real there are genuinely people out there that wonder why women never feel welcome or safe doing anything involving dudes ugh how [ __ ] how thick can you get this is i'm staying up at my auntie's house so i can see my dad who i only see about twice a year we made plans to watch the football together on sunday and now he told me he's watching it with his friends instead of me and i can't come oh this one plans changed i'm watching the game with the lads on sunday but you already told me i could watch it with you no bud i needed to change plans but why dad you can't be coming here when they're all here there's not any extra room man you can watch it at blanks that's not your fault dad dude it's not your dad and i really hope you never talk to him again i was hanging out with a group of my friends around christmas time then they started going around the table asking what they would want for a secret santa thing i told them what i wanted and wrote my name down tried to put the paper in the hat and then one of the girls stopped me and said oh wait no this is just for the friend group no one said anything else no one said like hey wait no he's in the friend group he sits with us at lunch every day and has been friends with three of the five people since third grade everyone just agreed with her you may have wasted a lot of time with these people but now you know that you don't need to waste a second more just know that if you're ever in a situation like that whether they're joking or not get up you leave you dust yourself off over the course of the next 24 to 48 hours and you go make some real friends never speak to these [ __ ] things again look i've been there dude it's a serious betrayal that cuts you deep wow female uk gamers wanted for money i'm looking for an attractive woman in the uk to play video games with 18 plus i'm willing to pay 10 pounds an hour or 40 pounds an hour if the gaming session is in person i must be interested in playing with the person and i will be the decider of which games we play because attractive girls tend to have awful taste in video games judge me as you please if there were any ladies out there that felt comfortable enough to take him up on this offer i really hope you played and took that dipshit's money all day long dude 40 pounds an hour sounds pretty gucci just bring a taser maybe a knife i'm sorry that was a very distasteful joke don't ever ever ever humor these [ __ ] weirdos all right let's stop for a real quick second here i just wanted to remind all of you guys that we're still having a little bit of fun here i may sound super serious and crazy but again this is all just jokes we're all having a good time this is what sad cringe is all about sad cringe so don't worry we're making crappy distasteful jokes and that's all they are i promise alright let's continue self story from high school that i can't stop cringing at in the shower oh crap i love these so when i was in the 10th grade this girl at my table in class would flirt with me pretty hard i hope that's true i had extreme social anxiety and couldn't talk back she one day drew two stick figures on my paper in front of me one was on its knees giving the other oral sex okay she labeled them me and you with arrows pointing to them okay i just pretended to ignore it because of my anxiety and just stayed silent she was really popular and pretty told everyone i must be gay don't blame her anyways everyone for the rest of high school thought i was gay and a girl never approached me again until i graduated and just moved out of town glad i got that off my chest gonna go cringe in the shower again okay fine i'll believe every section of this story all right i've had kind of similar experiences but no one spread the rumor that i was gay turns out it was a little bit but that's not the point just don't worry about it it's high school who gives a sh you know what's more important in high school making the friends that you will probably have for the rest of your life so go make a couple of good ones god today i was getting a tattoo of my favorite streamer oh no it was my first tattoo and i was pretty nervous but i enjoy his content so much that i thought it would be worth it sadly he didn't like it and started picking on me he even permitted me because he thought i was cringe alright look if anybody ever got a tattoo involving me in any way shape or form i would not react like that that's not really the way to react look you can always get it done over or laser it off at any point in life although that kind of sucks but jesus how much of a fun loser do you have to be to treat someone that bad because it's not worth it yes the tattoo may have been a stupid decision but you don't have to be a big [ __ ] baby about it the time i pretended to forget my own birthday because everyone else forgot i've been there i was around 8 years old i knew when my birthday was knew when it was coming up the days before nobody mentioned it so i didn't either my sister's friend who i knew but not too well remembered then everyone was like wait it's your birthday today i knew it would have been depressing as hell if i just said yeah so i tried to make it funny and pretended that i forgot to i doubt it was very funny man my girlfriend is dumping me for someone from gentian impact i want to end on a high note and make her happy is there any merchandise of this character i can make her happy with yeah the title explains it all i just want to make her happy so i thought asking you all might be a good idea this is not a good idea she clearly needs some help and uh you need to walk away you need to walk away my girlfriend veronica broke up with me here i did not have a good time veronica if you see this please text me back that is not how reviews should be conducted you are harming a valuable business in this her community and nobody [ __ ] asked max i started to have flashbacks today of the time when i was holding hands with a girl and for some strange reason thought it was appropriate to come out as constipated since at the time i had bad constipation issues and i told my girlfriend and she said no wonder why she left you on red okay come on that one's pretty funny though what a power move you're on a date with someone you could really take it far by the way i'm sorry i'm constipated oh boy facebook almost feels like it's cheating questions where the f did i go wrong with my love life i'm the only one out all of those kids that congratulated class of 2013 that has no girlfriend no wife no kids the only i got good it a full-time paying job what was that even written in english highly confused everyone all right and on that wonderful note we've come to the end of another video ladies and gents but before we get going you know how this works let's take a look at today's fan art here's some fan art i made i'm not a good artist you know people have really got to stop saying that okay was this drawn on a whiteboard no really what did you use to draw this it looks really cool i love it always remember if you 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Views: 613,477

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Length: 19min 46sec (1186 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 04 2021