r/Entitledparents "KAREN TOOK MY FLOWERS!"

such a shame what happens to your flowers have you found the person who took them yet Oh Karen we already know who it was I'm guessing you didn't see our cameras we have set up our first story we'll be reading today you can't stop stupid 3.5 the updates free from user D fat man after that entitled kid tries to take my laptop but fails from user poki 3 mom one two thank you so much to our authors for letting us read your stories and if you're an author who would like me to read your stories next please submit them to the are slash mr. reddit subreddit and if you're new don't forget to subscribe and turn on notifications for new stories every single day you can't stop stupid 3.5 the updates free holy doughnuts everyone it's your favorite oversized re army general security guard here d fat man here to tell you a few updates to some of my previous posts since I know a few of you wonder what happened to the members of the entitled army that I have encountered over the years as per the normal my previous warnings are still applied and my previous stories will be linked at the bottom now this post has been broken up a little to keep each section self-contained so they don't run into each other I will try my best to give context where I can for which events I'm giving updates on so I will try to break them up with these symbols with all that out of the way let's get this shindig going floodwall miss Virago now I have seen some comments asked if the kid was alright jumping in river water like he did and I'm here to say the kid is alright how do I know this I've had a few more run-ins since then namely three that come to mind as well as some fou boring going on because of her and I will explain since the city had taken over the flood wall I no longer needed to be down there so I went about my business and had worked at other locations much like a Power Company or at a baseball diamond most of the time I would sit in my car listening to music or play stuff on my phone tablet nothing too big to keep my focus completely trained on so I can always keep what I'm watching in my field of view well this was about a month since the flood wall when this Miss Virago decided to rear her ugly head I swear to no end but I sensed this lady coming it's like you would see in cartoons or TV shows when some characters would talk about another and it would cut over to them as they sneeze it was kind of like that it seems after dealing with enough of these entitled idiots I gained some kind of entitled sense or something but regardless I was sitting at the ball diamond making sure people wouldn't hop the fence or spray the wall something we've had issues with before well that's when I felt the dreaded Rhea sores Rex come as a cold shiver ran up my spine like someone was dancing on my grave or something of that sort that's when I heard it you my eyes widen as I heard the lady growl at me I turned to see her coming up from behind me in the parking lot behind her was her husband and son before mer looked like he wanted to bail as soon as the crazy switch was flipped and I could not blame him one bit the first thing I did as soon as I see this lady come towards me was turn on my car and roll up my windows to keep miss shovin smack from hitting me if this lady is crazy enough to slap something out of a cop's hand I sure as heck know she would do the same thing to me course it wouldn't be the first time and won't be the last time he will get out of this car and face me like a man the heck I will her husband dear leave the guard alone we don't have the money to bail you out again now he humiliated me got me arrested me no you did that all by yourself I was only doing my job her husband honey let's go the husband at this time tried to pull miss Virago away from my car which worked for about a few seconds before she decided to drop him to his knees after stomping on his foot and nailing him in the Royal twins even I had to wince as I swear I could feel that from the car is it just me or does every guy feel the hit when they see another guy get nailed there I digress as soon as she was free and tried to get after me taking the smart route I decided to call the cops and after a bit of telling them what's going on so after a bit while this woman was trying to get at me even going as far as trying to punch her way through the window the cops show up and the best bit of sweet justice is that she ended up getting tased you have no idea how enjoyable it was for me to watch this after that the cop takes my statement and the husband's as she's dragged off to be arrested again I had asked the husband why was she so gun home after me after I was able to help him up to his feet because that was a hard hit from what he had told me he explained that after being arrested twice where it got around about what happened I'm not sure how I did but nonetheless it did and it seems that it got brought up one too many times me why did you bail her out after the second time I wanted to know mostly because it just seems crazy to me her husband it's just that I'm the only working parent and I didn't have anyone to watch our son because of her I'm guessing you're all then why don't you just divorce her and find someone new a lot of people say I am a very blunt and to-the-point person that's when this bomb gets dropped on me he's in the middle of doing that secretly from his wife's knowledge part of this was because he got a job offer in a different city and he's going to take it which I don't blame him one bit so after a few moments talking to him the husband leaves with his son since they wanted to see if they could get tickets to one last game so before shipping off I gave the kid one of my extra sodas I keep in my car for these shifts after I got the father's approval so they head off and I go back to my shift now the other time I dealt with this woman was at least a month after this event but for a different reason after she was freed from jail she began to call into my job at the time and complain about me at the site there was a small problem with this however she kept referring to the locations that I haven't been to in over a month as the city had taken over due to the cleanup so this all leads up to one of my supervisors coming to me while I was on shift and handing me the complaints which I looked over and pointed out a key detail as I said the location where I haven't been in over a month so after checking to see if it was the same lady which they confirmed it was they said they will have the complaints dropped since then I hadn't heard about this lady which was a relief tulip missus harridan now mrs. harridan here is a classic case of an entitled lady scorned sadly for her she decided to unleash this upon the one guy who was prepared now for too long didn't read version of the original post after I told her son to leave my dad's tulips alone he got his mother to come back where I ended up getting her with a bullhorn by making her walk off in a huff this takes place a few weeks afterward from this and well into the summer at this point that night we had an incident where my dad's tulips were destroyed something that didn't go over well with him now for quite some time we had cameras installed for things like this as I said in previous posts I talked about kids doing some rather mean things but on top of that we've had break-ins two cars and on top of that stuff stolen so this was mainly the reason why we a total of ten cameras pointing to cover every part of the yard front and back but we made sure that the cameras were not in sight if you were trying to look for them we were pretty sneaky with the placement of the cameras now that night in the video you can see a woman come up and start ripping out the tulips out of the flowerbed all but the one which that one was dug out and put in a flower pot before said person walked off camera the problem was that this was during the night and the night vision mode didn't have a good enough focus to catch her face well enough but it did catch enough of the outfit we ended up calling the cops and had a police report done we figured nothing will come from it as I had explained to the cops who I thought it may be that being mrs. harridan but I was told that the image wasn't good enough to tell who it was which annoyed me but I can sort of understand this roll around a few days later I decided to sit outside again and was reading mostly because I wanted to get out of the basement ready player one by Ernest Cline for those that are curious well I'm sitting there reading till I notice a shadow from someone walking up to me I looked up to see mrs. harridan standing there smug as ever shame what happened to your tulips yeah something about her was striking a note in the back of my head and using my phone I pulled up the footage from the other night mostly if I saw the same outfit again which for me this lady was wearing this same outfit even the same hairstyle were they able to figure out who did it it depends on who you mean by they this annoyed her and I so enjoyed it well the cops duh she set this in a very childish way not yet at this point I had the cameras up on my phone and with the free hand pointed up to my camera just out of sight of the lady what are you pointing at all I did was smirk at her as she moved closer to look the camera I had set up this angle just to keep an eye on packages that show up in the mail mostly because I order a lot from my family or myself and we've had the next-door neighbour steal them from us before but regardless after she sees the camera I watched as she suddenly went ash white Oh I'm just pointing at the camera that caught the person that did it after that she ran off and to make this a bit shorter she ended up getting arrested and had to pay for new tulips sucks to be her t he D fat man versus a fat man or return of piglet 13 years after 13 years I end up running into this entitled jerk again let me give you some needed context because this was one of those days that I kind of wish didn't happen for those wondering this was about five days after my last post talking about this person the world has that funny and slightly mean-spirited way of doing people over this was one of those cases so something I didn't say in the last post was the aftermath of being maced mrs. piggy did get arrested and I don't remember the charges as it was 13 years ago while I may have a good memory of some events it's not perfect and I will never claim it to be what I do remember is that she took a plea of insanity which with how much of a religious nut she was I could totally believe it so in the end mrs. piggy was committed and labeled crazy I don't mean that whole oh she's just crazy no I mean having to take meds padded room bouncing off the walls crazy after all this the husband apologized to me directly for what his wife had done to me that's when I had found out what Miss Piggy was saying what she said do you know who my husband is he was an ex-cop wounded in the line of duty but it was left in a state where he couldn't perform his duties anymore from what I could guess after he was wounded his wife began going off the deep end to put it nicely well while my parents and I talked to mr. piggy piglet would only glare at me before we all left piglet kicked me in the leg and ran off that was the last time I had saw or even thought about it until I typed up the post after talking to mark and Jeff who I had reconnected with after we had a falling-out mostly between Jeff and I as it had come to blows but that's a story for another time maybe in our / tales from a fat man kind of post who knows as of this point in the post which is being typed up two days after what just happened I had a run-in with piglet again now as I had said this was over 13 years from seeing him again so at first I didn't think it was him as this was at a gas station as I had to go through for a few snacks for my shift and to use the restroom that's when I noticed him now remember the last time I saw him he was a little butterball of a kid around 10 now he was close to a 23 year old fat man messy long hair that would make any 90s rock star jealous from how much head banging he could do with it contained within a backward ball cap much like Silent Bob would wear with no other but piglet from Winnie the Pooh on it for those wondering when he was a kid we would call him piglet well mostly Jeff mark and I would I guess much like his own nickname it kind of stuck with him now piglet was bigger than I was and bear in mind I'm over 420 pounds yes I'm aware of the joke with a number but regardless piglet looked like if I had a two-thirds of me to just put you in the ballpark of size so close for 600 and just from an eyeball guess he was looking at the two leaders while I was over by the snacks and I had settled on a bag of pretzels mainly because they were cheap and I know most of the bag wasn't filled with mostly air that's when one of his friends who was by me spoke up for the sake of the story let's call him Dave Dave a piglet grab your darn two leaders and let's go this cost me to jump mostly because I didn't expect to hear that name again I turned to look at the piglet as they grabbed a few two liters of different flavors and turned to Dave who was standing close to me that's when his eyes laser focused onto me now I haven't changed much from back then well besides I didn't have my large ponytail that I had back then mostly because I liked having long hair back then I'm weird like that and I still had my beard nothing long just enough to cover my face I could see something dawn in his face as he opened his mouth piglet I'm coming I'm coming I just need to grab a few things they said this while moving towards Dave and I taking my cue to get the heck out of there I paid for my snack and headed to my car what I didn't expect reaching my passenger side door was getting my head slammed into my car from behind piglet had rushed out of the gas station and went after me you he growled at me after doing that what he said next was far far worse than what I'm about to type you jerk how dare you show your ugly face to me after getting my mom committed through all this he was breathing hard out of anger and I know how that anger can feel there are a few people who would draw that same reaction out of me but I do have a lot more control of emotions than I did back in the day but he did hit my flip switch by kneeling me in the face with my car so I was not in the best of mood me and what are you gonna do about it I say this after opening up my side door while still facing him and tossed my snacks in my seat then shut my door so I could keep my hands-free because momma didn't raise a fool maybe an idiot but not a fool I'm going to get you back for my mom right then he reached into his pants pocket and pulled out a pocketknife slowly reaching down I tapped the button for my trunk the reason I opened my trunk was I kept something I could easily protect myself within it which was a metal pole that I would use for leverage when using a four-way to change my tires for those wondering why I had this it's because I had lost a lot of strength in my right arm from a car accident that shattered my elbow but I digress piglets eyes turned to my trunk as it made a sound when it popped they then focused on me and I ran at me when he was close enough I stepped to the side and watched as piglet slammed into my car and bounced off taking my chance I went to my trunk and grabbed the steel pole and readied myself as big let got back up that's when Dave stepped out catching all this and tackled his friend let me go he's got to pay Dave dude settled down they began to fight which sadly for piglet Dave was a lot stronger this was due to Dave looking like he works out on a regular basis not like muscle man workout but more like the guy just looking to be fit strong after this time the cops had shown up what I didn't know until afterward was that the gas station attendant saw what happened out the window and called them to make this long update short piglet was arrested for assault Dave and I were let go as I was only protecting myself and Dave was trying to stop piglet the cops got my number and told me that if they needed me to testify that they will call but with the footage from the gas station they didn't think they would as it would more than likely be enough after all that I get in my car and went back to work I had let my supervisor know what happened and I just took some deep breaths to stop shaking after all that to be honest I was rather rattled from the encounter and had talked a little bit to people on discord to help to calm myself down partly from being attacked as well as the adrenaline finally running out I am shaking a little bit riding this as it had rattled me a bit and this isn't my only running with a weapon wielding idiot but that's a story for another time as it goes to show you that you can't stop stupid and you can't escape crazy with all that said I would like to thank everyone for your kind comments as they do help me out and help me feel better especially after reading things like this it does help a lot and to mr. reddit thank you for your awesome readings and thank you again for reading my stories I do hope you're having a good day thank you for reading hope you enjoyed next we've got entitled kid tries to take my laptop but fails so on one Christmas my sister and I got a laptop and we used it for many things quite recently my laptop stopped working so I used my sister's when she lets me my mom has some classes for something not gonna specify and sometimes her classes take place at a McDonald's so my sister and I tag along my sister takes her laptop and many other devices to use when we're bored our cast we've got me we've got entitled mom enormous mammal we've got entitled kid her Goblin and the nice employee so we enter the McDonald's and my mom goes to the table our class is held my sister and I go to a table near the play place we are on our phone for a bit when I see entitled mom an entitled kid who's about six to eight enter the McDonald's I don't think anything of it because many kids come to this McDonald's with their moms it's about five minutes and I get bored scrolling through Reddit so I ask my sister to use her laptop she hesitantly agrees and gives it to me I open it up and start playing a game called survive il ten minutes go by and I feel breathing on my neck and I turn around suddenly while trying to hide in a bush in game hey hey that's always safe for about two minutes and I keep playing I sigh pretending I was mad so the kid seems amused pinky can I try sorry but this is not my computer and I can't lend it to anyone my sister is sitting in another area so doesn't know this is happening oh come on sorry but the entitled kid walks off a bit upset and I don't hear anything of him for a bit about ten minutes later I see a kid running down the aisle I was sitting in and where I was seated it would be easy to grab the laptop you know what he did he tried to grab it I'm Way older and stronger so he can't take it away Hey not too loud but enough to catch his attention thank god this laptop had a 180 hinge or else that kids grip would have broke it for sure he pulls harder give it to me this is not yours entitled kid intentionally let's call the entitled kid falls back and he hits his head on the chair that was behind him and starts crying really loudly my sister looks but doesn't really do anything but signals to me what happened me mouthing hold on my mom in her class paid no attention as they think that it's a baby crying entitled mom comes running and picks up entitled kid saying it's okay it's okay what the heck happened me trying to stay calm ma'am your son I'm guessing tried to steal a laptop that it wasn't his and let go on purpose to get hurt and get me into trouble my angel would never do that you liar I am not lying he really did stop lying and give him that computer it is not his so no nice employee is there anything wrong entitled mom he points at me hit my son and stole his computer I want him arrested is this true or P me no entitled mom interrupts me yes it is now have him kicked out I'm curious now no it's not this is my sister's computer and I can prove it ask him what the wallpaper is I closed the computer and since I have the window open of my game it is impossible for me to have seen the wallpaper after I stole it nice employee so entitled kid um his mom now knows that this is a problem and runs off with her kid nice employee well obviously it is yours she smiles yes it is thank you for helping no problem she walks away and I keep playing this is my first post on our slash entitled parents and I'm on mobile right now so sorry for bad formatting I'll fix it later by 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Length: 25min 19sec (1519 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 06 2019