r/prorevenge | 23 years of Revenge in the making...

hey everybody hope you're all doing well my name is steven and this is the story time channel today we have some bro revenge stories and our first story of the day is by spooky bean burrito with apologies to anyone who sews i was raised by my abusive grandparents my grandfather isn't worth mentioning and my grandmother died when i was 15. she had an aneurysm while on the toilet dying with the same grace she had while alive i'm in my mid-30s now and i don't often think of her but i do keep one small petty habit grandmother was a seamstress and her most prized possession was a pair of super sharp fancy expensive dress making shears i once used them to cut paper and she made me sleep on the porch for a week for those who have said this seems like a random punishment she was abusive if i was going to be an animal then i should be treated like one and sleep outside it wasn't about the scissors it was about me existing in her line of sight when she wanted to lash out when she died one of the few things i asked for were those scissors i have used them to cut everything but fabric for the last two decades i use ruin them in the kitchen for crafts for projects around the house the other day i used them as a hammer when i was too lazy to grab the toolbox it's stupid and petty but nothing beats the tiny spark of malicious glee that i feel every time i use those freaking scissors to cut duct tape and then pry open a paint can here's to you nana i hope you went to heaven because i know there's nothing you hated more than the happiness of others edited to add thank you to all the commenters it's been 20 years since she died i've had a lot of therapy became part of a loving family and i have a wonderful interesting life the best revenge i could have this is a little bit of a touchy subject but i do want to get some feedback on this and see what you guys think as far as do you think that op should just let it go and let the scissors go or is it okay to kind of manifest some level of satisfaction out of just ruining these scissors which were a focal memory from their childhood that isn't a good one let me know in the comments down below our next story is by dr parkwood one cat food sandwiches back in 1987 i worked at a manufacturer of pressure vessels in dayton ohio with a pretty rough crowd of welders in fact most all of them were motorcycle club members i worked in the office and would bring my lunch every day i would put it in the office fridge after a few months my sandwiches started disappearing leaving me a few carrots after five days of theft i decided that one i would keep my lunch at my desk and two i would put a decoy sandwich in the fridge made of wonder bread and canned cat food after two solid weeks of the decoy sandwich being taken i made a final cat food sandwich and in the sandwich put a note explaining the ingredients the food theft ended after that could you imagine the sheer horror on that thieves face when they realized for the past half a month they've been eating canned cat food sandwiches serves them right this next story is by artsy chicken nugg after 23 years of mistreatment mom uses grandmother sorry petticoats as guinea pig bedding i literally found out about this yesterday and i'm still laughing at my mom's pettiness my parents have just finished up an incredibly messy divorce due to my dad having several mental illnesses that he refuses to get treated for stealing marital money being emotionally and financially abusive cheating and a plethora of other crap for as bad as he is his parents specifically his mother are worse the garbage my paternal grandmother has put my mom through could be its own post or its own novel to be honest but let me try to provide some context we are indian but my parents immigrated to america after marriage and had my sister and i in the usa my grandma kicked my mom out of the apartment after mom gave birth to me threw her passport in her face and told her to get the freak out and go back to india since she thinks she's so smart and independent grandma denies it ever happening now last year when my grandparents visited they stole a lot of valuable stuff from the house to make sure it wouldn't go to my mom in the divorce they also got their green card so they could officially move here and left behind suitcases full of their clothes my father and his parents have lived to make my mom miserable for 23 years and she has finally gotten free once the house sells we can officially go no contact with that whole side of the family however we can't do that until the house sells now here comes the petty revenge my mom was cleaning the house for another house showing when she found my grandparents suitcases full of clothes she took all of my grandmother's petticoats used when wearing a sari and tore them up and we now use them as bedding for my two guinea pigs anyone who has had guinea pigs know that while they are adorable they are stinky and love to poop and pee wherever they feel like it i know it's a tiny revenge but it makes me so happy to know that my piggies are frolicking amongst that witch's torn petticoats and when she finally comes back here she won't have anything to wear guinea pigs are adorable and they deserve to have bedding made of torn up sorry from an evil spiteful grandparent our next story is by the bridge xx throw a cup of ice in my head after almost hitting me okay i'll tell your mom when i randomly to run into a week later so i 22 year old female was driving home from kroger a couple weeks ago and was turning right on a very busy road the light was green for me and even had the green left signal so i know nobody was in the right to have almost hit me i get midway through my turn and this red honda almost slams right into my driver door he ran the red light and i instantly slammed my brakes my car is old and beat up as heck so it barely stopped and literally was smoking from the tires because of how abruptly i had to stop normally i honk my horn at a-hole drivers but i was too shocked to even do anything i had lost a friend to a nasty wreck years ago and i immediately froze up thinking about what had happened well this lady in a red minivan was not too shocked to do nothing and immediately began laying on her horn and screaming at the guy in the honda who got out of his car we were all at a red light now and i was still far behind him because i was honestly scared of his driving and started pointing his hand in the form of a gun shape at this lady screaming oh freaking kill you witch swear to god and get out of the freaking car etc i was completely horrified at this point while he was distracted i did snap a pic of the license plate he got back in the car and began driving right next to the lady screaming the whole time she cut over two lanes and tried to turn right on another street and i turned right behind her i saw she had two small children in the back seat and wanted to follow her to let her know i had his plate number i didn't even realize this guy was following both of us the lady and i both came to a wide two-lane stop sign and she got ready to turn right and i began telling her hey i have his plates and out of freaking nowhere this guy flies between us in the middle of the lane lines and chucked a full cup of ice at he then took off and the lady flew after him at that point i was too scared to follow and turned right instead i pulled over and called the local police to let them know that there was a guy recklessly driving and threatening a woman and her children and that he had thrown ice at my head in traffic they took all the info including the plates and let me know they'd be in contact one week later i was at burger king getting food in the same side of town and i see the red honda i looked at the photo i had and knew it was the same one my car is very identifiable because of the stickers so i got ready to just leave before he saw and to my surprise a middle-aged blonde woman got out of the car i asked her if this was her car it was she said her name was on the title and asked why i said do you have a son because a young man with dark hair and a beard threw ice at me while chasing a woman and her children through traffic she said she didn't have a son and started to walk away she instantly came back and asked if a younger girl with pink hair was with him and i said yes i remember them both screaming at the minivan lady she came over to the car and asked if i had a license plate number and i showed her i also told her i had made a report because i was worried for the lady he was fighting with in the minivan turns out this is her daughter and her lazy butt boyfriend she tells me that she only lets them drive the car in harrison the town she works while she is working so they can do door dash and pay for groceries at their house they are both grown and live rent free i told her where it happened which was in a whole other town and she began fuming going on about how she's told her daughter not to let this guy drive that car she's told them not to smoke cigs in the car before she's found sig butts and blunts in her car and the boyfriend has actually wrecked before and hit somebody resulting in the mom having to deal with it because the car is in her name she tells me that it was for her i asked what she meant and she held up a finger to tell me to hold on and dialed a phone number this lady started screaming her head off to her daughter telling her it's time to pack her crap up and the boyfriends and get the freak out of her house she told them they had till 10 pm to be gone or she'd be coming back with the same police i made a report to and that she knows they threw a mcdonald's cup of ice at somebody and almost hurt another woman and her children i was in complete shock i apologize for having told the police since it's her car and she said she didn't care and was glad i did that she to deal with it later moral of the story don't drive your girlfriend's mom's car without her permission almost wreck assault someone in traffic and continue to recklessly drive there are so many basic human decency violations here that i don't even have to go through and talk about them both the kids just need to do better in general really this next story is by throw r a barber tricked my mom into finally admitting that my cooking was good i've been enrolled in a cooking school for over a year and my mom she's never been supportive because i dropped out of a nursing program to get into a cooking school she's always making snide comments about how i should have been a nurse or a lawyer or how i'll only ever be a subservient housewife with this and when i do make something she always criticizes it like she's gordon ramsay or something oh too much salt it's undercooked it looks like crap even though pretty much everyone else says the opposite she's looking for any little thing she can critique about my cooking she keeps telling me i can't cook and need to get into a real career i've cooked three course dinners for the family and they always get positive reviews except for her she had a party for her work friends i made a whole tray of my specialty take on homemade meatballs a recipe i conceptualized myself my signature dish everyone kept going back and getting more so many that they ran out i asked mom what she thought she said they were drunk they couldn't taste anything so i figured if i wanted to get her to compliment my cooking i'd have to trick her i cooked her a meal one of her favorites from scratch her biggest weakness that she can never resist dressed it up to look professional and put it in a generic to-go box and had my boyfriend take video of me preparing it start to finish i called her and told her that my boyfriend and i were eating at this diner that doesn't exist made up a fake name for it and everything i told her they had her favorite meal and asked if she wanted us to bring her one of course she said yes i brought the dish and told her more about the fake diner she started eating it and complimented how good it was how she wanted to go there and get another one after she was almost through with the meal i asked her for her honest opinions so we could write a review on yelp she went on for 10 minutes about how great it was and then i sprung it on her that i cooked it her tone changed she put the fork down and said she was lying that it tasted like crap my boyfriend showed her the video she googled the restaurant and it didn't show up she started pointing out flaws with the meal like how there was too much sauce and it was really spicy and burned her mouth i asked her why she almost finished the whole thing if it was so spicy she didn't say anything so i just asked her if she was ready to admit it she said no so we left but i spotted her eating it from the other room i asked her again and she laughed and finally told me yes that i'm a good chef so after a year of doubting i was a good chef and holding my dreams back she finally admitted it although she admitted it i hope that there's growth from this i hope that they realize that there is a possible career here and that they're talented at making food i don't know what it is about being a chef but i hear way too often parents being absolutely not supportive of somebody trying to make it in the culinary industry it really confuses me because everybody has to eat there's always going to be a need for chefs and especially good chefs i don't get what assumptions they make about it other than the basic it's not a doctor or a lawyer that'll make tons and tons and tons of money this next story is by gloria j10 getting my neighbors fined in my previous apartment i lived on the bottom floor with two roommates the girls who lived above me were really noisy playing loud music at all hours of the night music doesn't really affect me much but to my roommates it was really annoying they called the office and one of the office workers asked them to quiet down as there was a complaint a couple days later i heard really loud thumping and jumping for my ceiling i can handle music but i don't like thumping noises i went upstairs to ask them to quiet down their excuse was that one of them is a stripper so she was practicing that and also because they're moving furniture whatever i left my apartment for a couple of hours and when i came back the ceiling lamp had fallen from the ceiling these apartments came without a lamp so we would have to pay for it if it's broken when i asked my roommates what happened they said the girls above us were stomping so hard that it had broken off from the ceiling they were in the room at the time so you can imagine how scary that is for the ceiling lamp to just fall out of nowhere my roommates called maintenance to fix the lamp as well as called the office again by now these girls knew that they were being too loud too late at night i could see it if it was the weekend but it would be during the week so one night i decided to call the police because the office wasn't doing anything i heard the officer speaking to them and they fed them the same excuses they fed me after he left they decided it would be funny to get back in me by stopping extremely loud i knew they were doing it on purpose because it was louder than it had ever been and it was more consistent so i decided to record it to show the office proof turns out there's a fine for things like that in our lease agreement i never had a problem with their noise again if that's the hill the upstairs neighbors are going to die on they're going to die on it that's their punishment really their fault for making noise and then doubling down and stomping super hard to the point that they're damaging stuff this next story is by relics lady keep running your mouth about doing training okay now you get to do them all my friend eve works for this big company in our area and it happens to be state and federally funded meaning all employees must follow and abide by both state and federal rules and regulations so eve is on a team of four members herself being one of them and they all report to their boss mary this team goes and hosts 2 trainings of their own to help guide and teach others in the surrounding areas mary ultimately decides who goes to which trainings when where but she is nice and usually lets the four of them talk and discuss amongst themselves who will do which trainings all of this has been fine however eve doesn't really like to host or do trainings because she is a shy person and doesn't feel 100 comfortable speaking in front of a large group of people mary knows this mary decides to start drawing names at random so it's a bit more fair at who does which trainings however rachel still complains here's where it starts to get interesting remember how i said they all need to follow the state and federal rules although eve rachel and the other two members know all the information and material needed to host and do their own trainings only poor eve has not been certified through the state making her ineligible to host or do any more trainings regardless of what day they are on mary kind of doesn't care because again every member knows the information and material and mary has even hosted a few trainings with eve and has seen that eve is 100 fine hosting trainings even though she's shy about it rachel is still complaining about herself having to do so many trainings especially on saturdays so here is rachel hosting a training and the people that are attending are people she's seen before trained before worked with before so she feels a bit comfortable to well vent out her frustrations about having to do so many trainings all the time how she is always stuck doing ones on saturday which isn't 100 true and how her boss has people who aren't certified doing the trainings as well well little did rachel know that some of the people she was training happened to also personally know her boss and one of them was mary's boss abigail so abigail and a few others decide to text and email mary directly during rachel's training to let mary know hey rachel informs us that you have uncertified personal hosting trainings yeah that needs to be rectified immediately so eve gets a phone call from mary mary knowing eve doesn't like to do training says hey you are not in trouble but i just wanted to let you know of a situation since you are not certified through the state you are not able to host or do any more trainings eve trying not to jump for joy oh no well okay then just wondering may i ask what happened for this to change mary says oh so you know how rachel has been complaining about doing trainings well she decides to run her mouth off at the last one she was hosting and informed my boss and countless others that i'm allowing uncertified personnel to host trainings eve goes oh okay i see mary says so because she did that i'm just letting you know again you are not in trouble but you can't host or do them anymore and also because she did that i'm going to be calling her next to let her know that what she did made our team one member smaller from hosting future meetings and because she did that she will now be hosting every training that is scheduled for a saturday eve trying not to laugh okay thank you for letting me know take care so rachel was being entitled being a cry baby and they weren't able to think of the consequences of their actions goes back to grade school for me think before you act right and our final story of the day is by kat southard if you're going to steal all the clothes i'll at least make it interesting my stepson's biological mom is petty and honestly a terrible person this is a fact not an opinion she's never purchased clothing for my stepson ever if we send him in good clothes he comes back and racks she keeps the good nice clothes sometimes we send back the same rags and then we get the rags again and i'm so sick of doing that to him so i'm not instead i got a cry cut final lettering for shirts anyone and a ton of blank shirts i make cute funny shirts that she'll never understand she's gypsy polish and doesn't get jokes some examples single and unemployed or i still live with my parents or conveniently a my dad is my superhero shirt as an undershirt to a cute button-up joke's on her if she needs them so bad she's got lots of money and fake child support boobies to show for it she can have them but i'm deciding what you get she's never sent one back except the dead superhero shirt we sent it back the top comment said that they should make a shirt that says i steal clothes for my son and all i got was this lousy t-shirt i'd like to see if that one would make it back i bet it would even that one probably wouldn't be able to get over their head but with that being said that's all the time we have for today so if you have a favorite story of the day let me know which one and why in the comments 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Length: 22min 13sec (1333 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 26 2020