r/F***YouKaren - Anti-Maskers be like

disclaimer abc news utah hearing on mass cancelled as residents without masks fill the room oh my god this is such a disappointment to humanity you know why aliens haven't visited us yet because of this they're worried about getting sick well good evening bodies losses and losses and welcome to the click how are you doing today that is right i broke my microphone on stream so now we're sitting here with this volumetuous beast i do hope you're in for a treat especially you there morgan how are you doing there morgan morgan freeman i am god no i am god satan so welcome to r slash f you karen where we have fun and we debunk stuff like pseudoscience and things like that and i just came back from my second dose of the covet alpha the covid vaccine and it's super good to have karen it actually is it's much less painful than having the real deal i had that too a few months ago believe it or not well power moms it's time to live laugh and love together oh yes indeed get your get your fl get your flat earth and antibacks out and we will debunk it together i do hope you enjoy this and if you enjoy him remember to cryb channel you want leo i have worked in the public indoctrination school system since 2011. nice yesterday i took a stand for humanity and her beautiful children these kids are being coerced into a future where they have no rights brainwashed into not questioning authority using their intuition or critical thinking skills they're being muscled and separated from their friends and taught to define and judge others based on the color of their skin what since when do we have racist class in school okay okay i refuse to be a part of any of this abhorrent agenda i walked on the first day of sans mask i take my job as a positive role model of children seriously and i will not be an example of a sheep anyone who uses sheep unironically spends 16 hours on facebook and is scientifically illiterate changed my mind miss tiffany doesn't muscle her face and neither should you i was asked to exit my classroom and put on a leave without pay i implore everyone to follow suit we are so powerful as a collector we can shift this evil paradigm into the beautiful manifestation that we know is possible stay strong in your truth and integrity god has beautiful plans for us on the other side of fear bravery on facebook you love to see it oh my i'm so inspired by the way if you also feel inspired you should check out the vip ticket to hell and the vip ticket to horny jail down the description today oh look good hello click uh anyway you should check it out it's a new piece of merch and i would highly recommend you getting it to make a statement in this world about the things that matters i want to speak to your manager hmm oh you absolute fool i am the manager [Laughter] i want to turn this into a d d adventure like unironically welcome amigos and amigas just a friendly reminder if you order edition it's not to your liking unfortunately we cannot give you a refund exchange please be sure you're reading our menu thoroughly thank you this sign won't stop me because i can't read why is my dish spicy but karen you ordered extra spicy but no that's yeah i am so white i consider mayonnaise spicy can a private christian school test covet 19 on my child without consent my child goes to a private k-12 christian school in blarp they are mandating kovi 19 testing which i did not give consent to and expressed my disapproval in writing to the leadership team just found out today that they administered the test on my child anyway they even told my child that they could not find the registration form but it's okay and proceeded with the test i am furious what are my options of very stressed out parents oh it's important to worry about the big things in life like a little jab a little poker ah my god sometimes i believe these people have had it way too easy and they don't know the difference between like mundane stuff and actual problems this happens on discord all the time too like i have experienced through like discord communities when people branch off because they don't like like the rules on a discord server and they try to create this rebellious uprising like it's a discord server if you don't like it you can find another one you're not oppressed you're just a little brat god by the way check out my discord server in the description where we have a good time we do though we really do who would not want to have a good time with me cakes by caravan oh my god are we talking about cakes or are we talking about cakes who needs a religious exemption form linking comments for those advocating i pray to god will open your eyes to the real truth behind this if you're getting paid you are just as evil as your father the devil oh i take that as a compliment where i come from karen you don't have to worry about it how are you doing today three i pray for those influencers to go bankrupt and backfire to them well uh okay facebook is very not scary to anyone below the age of 40. just gonna put that out there live laugh love leave i love this misinformation in 2021 when your information health experts and research don't align with my information health experts and research karen thinks her information is more resourceful and factual than proven science if it's something you learn when you work in the academy or advanced fields and that kind of stuff is that you build on top of knowledge throughout the generations of time and slowly iterate theories and knowledge into what is a more correct version of reality and that's kind of how it works you scrolling facebook for a few minutes or googling uh exactly what you want to be true basically trying to find any ludicrous theory that would confirm what you've heard oh my god is it true that vaccines turn us into giant crab monsters googling vaccine turning someone into a giant crab monster oh my god there's this parody cartoon from the 1960s about this holy [ __ ] it must be true uh it's not but it would be kind of cool though i wouldn't mind one star visiting by cruise ship i found this grocery store everything in france nothing in english the only cool stuff was the locals in there the late morning buying stuffs the store was very disorganized not very clean either the dirty french ah the lines were too long and wait i'm excessive it looks like when you watch shopping you need to pay deposit upon entering theories signature and the casing they accept euros i made my selection and wait almost 25 minutes in line find out usd accepted i feel sorry for the people have to shop here no handicap entrance and only street parking us customer in france everything is written in french who would have thunk it my god did you seriously go to someone else's country and expect him to accommodate your language specifically my god some people's worldview is really bubbly isn't it people who still wear a mask thinking yeah it works it's just plain stupid and those who think complying will end their mystery well you haven't seen nothing yet check out cuba venezuela if you don't take heed that will be you soon the valley is the reason people getting sick from shredding but i could care less god is my protection so for those of you getting the shot think a hundred times before you do it the lack of knowledge is why we're in this situation right now what situation do you mean the covet itself what are you talking about what are you saying masks are the source of covet is that what you're saying what are you doing i don't even get this when the conspiracies go so far that you don't you're not even sure what they're referring to anymore then you know that it's gold do not pick fruit private property i wonder how many carrots just walked into this yard as picking their private stuff until they put up the sign kova denied at san diego county meeting accusers supervisors of crimes against humanity and brought a bible with her but said they would burn if they touch it we're coming for every single freaking one of you she said i mean honestly it would be more bad if god had implemented like a small makeshift like flamethrower in a bible i would be more willing to buy it and subscribe to it if that was the case that sounds much more better you know who had flamethrowers satany whitney open your eyes sheppell thank you for fixing my glasses i really appreciate it and of course i like it you're my brother now i'm just giving you a hard time sometimes i'll try to be nicer and i'm setting you up with my friend i wouldn't do that if i didn't like you blurp i do not want to on the double date and please don't try to set me up with anyone and please don't give my number out to people who are strangers to me without my permission like you did with this girl thank you and have a good night cool we don't have to speak anymore i was trying to be nice but you're obviously just an a-hole oh and go frick yourself they said eight minutes later just tossing it in there just to win the last word people man humanity it's weird right i can't wear a mask because of a medical condition if you have a severe medical condition that prevents you from wearing a mask then it's not safe for you to be here there are some people who can't wear masks because of medical conditions and you have my sincere condolences that must be really terrible to be worried about going outside but you can't even take the proper precautions um but these people faking it for some kind of agenda make it even worse like stop faking it there are people who are suffering for this for real and they are getting shot because people are mixing them up with you so no i told you my manager is unavailable take your latte and get out uh me digital 2021 this is so freaking cool is that like the manager in the background fighting the demons i love this picture you're awesome at this holy god this is so good amazing amazing oh two mothers from morongo all right two mothers from morongo valley taking off their masks and say they will homeschool their children if masks are acquired in classrooms all right this is just bringing up a small carrot in the making there's a carrot in the larval stage that they're just bringing up to be the most obnoxious person ever no kidding i'm so funny sometimes not today but sometimes a parent sent their child to school after positive covet test more than 80 students may have been exposed be responsible that's the thing that upsets me the most about this whole pandemic when people say like i'm not worried about getting thick i won't wear a mask or get the dab dab it's not for your sake why do you think i wear a mask i've already had it i didn't die i know i probably won't die if i get it again i don't care that much but i am super worried about getting for example my grandma sick or some of my parents or like other people in the family or communal compromised or my gf who has light asthma that's the stuff i'm worried about about myself i don't give i even have needle phobia and i still get it because that matters so much less than keeping the people i love safe that is so much more important and it should be important to you as well rant over moving on with the may mace by the way i i almost passed out uh when i took the second cold vaccine if you have needle phobia you're not alone i i fell to the floor in front of like the entire crowd in the waiting room i mean what can i say i am a bit of a stuntman entertainer oh my arm and it is perfectly natural it's more common than you think as an american you have the right to not wear a mask but just like you businesses have a right not to let you in you can't have it both ways you're free to make a choice but that means accepting the consequences of your actions this is so true i love this when you talk about freedom or responsibilities or you know rights or any of that kind of stuff it goes two ways everyone else lives in the same country too and they can decide who they want to spend time with as well if someone runs a private business and they don't want massless people in there that's their choice that is perfectly acceptable british tourist puts in complaint after holiday to spain was ruined by too many spanish people did you really go to another country to be racist about the people who lived there this is so wild okay i'm going back to my conspiracy theory that all these people they are aliens and trying to like socially understand us what makes us angry what makes us weird out um um so these aren't real people okay no need to be upset spaghetti they're actually aliens crimes against humanity murder murder really teen is getting forced to get the vaccine she doesn't want that she's begging not to get it five adults are against her they're guilty thoughts share you should really learn what you're talking about and stop being ignorant this is from her tick tock it literally translates to i want to get vaccinated needles scare me a lot in general so yeah she was not begging and she went there voluntarily if anyone interested here's the video of the girl explaining that she was not forced and was just scared of needles so you basically had a bunch of people like trying to help her and comfort her and be there for her and you're you're saying that's murder okay click it's aliens it's aliens all right it's fine it's fine get your freaking vaccine wear a freaking mask it's very direct i like it chicago hawks please remember these are kids this is a game parent should cheer for everyone the referees are human you and your child do not play the blackhawks that's something every like football mom needs to hear i think when they get like super angry and worked up it's a children's game it's supposed to be fun if you make it not fun your kid is not going to want to show up the next time either it's like most of the kids here are probably not going to be professional sportsmen this is for like team spirit it's for socializing it's for fun it's for community effort that's the part that matters not this other stuff oh this goal was faulty yeah anti-vaxx protesters tried to storm the bbc office but they had the wrong address yeah they did their own research i love this i love this ah the internet is full of like golden nuggets sometimes kelsey um yes hear me out instead of being a bad bish can you try being a nice [ __ ] did you get the vaccine uh yeah well see that's the difference between a nice [ __ ] and a bad [ __ ] i won't put that [ __ ] in my body i'd rather die from kovy than the government tracking me oh wow you're really brave anarchist aren't you well you're young and probably not in the risk group so it's not really for you you're just being egocentrical and trying to make it seem like cool an article standpoint and standing up to the man you're just being obnoxious you're the equivalent of like a screaming five-year-old not getting their candy um nobody's impressed god i'm so sassy in these videos i love it oh click the sass a teacher dramatically quit her job in front of hundreds of people to protest an lgbt plus policy that asks for trans people to be called by their names seems like a pretty basic thing and pretty easy to do why are you so bothered by this i don't get it karen's law attention customers the mask exemption guideline those in our lovely government have ordered all persons entering indoors facilities to wear a mask if you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing a mask you are exempt from this order due to hipaa and the fourth amendment we cannot legally ask you about your medical condition therefore if we see you without a mask we'll assume you have a medical condition we will welcome you inside to support our business math consumption guidelines and we have socialists there apparently and then we are people with the american flag this is so american i swear to god but also yeah i mean guess if you have a private business you're free to do that but it's also kind of kind of kind of silly i don't know enough about these laws and american stuff but i know that if it's a private business you have much is just right to deny a customer as they can you know leave your store without buying anything so it's like like the same thing here it goes two ways so help anyone know of a lawyer to back up my doctor's note for no masks the school is requiring me to share medically why which breaks if i law they legally cannot ask me that my doctor said the same thing they said i have to come get my boys now this mama will fight for what's right ah yes facebook the brave place for all the revolutions nowadays are you oppressed are you living in country that is suppressing your every right by making you wear a little cloth piece my god stand up for yourself on facebook with all the other brave unemployed facebook moms yes indeed they are smarter than legit doctors although i know who i would choose if i had to get heart surgery but you do you fem someone at my work was like i can't wait till we don't have to wear a mask and i was like aren't you unvaccinated you are helping drag it out she went on about how she cares about what she puts in her body and i'm like aren't you a smoker she's like i know the risks and i said cancer she said if your vaccine works and protects you from me why should i have to get it and i said for the children for the immune compromised she said well i don't go anywhere i just go home and i don't have kids or elderly around me i was like don't you take public transit because isn't that pretty selfish you don't care about nobody around you in the target group you're not gonna care until someone you knows dies or you get sick she's like you guys they're forcing us and i said this isn't that's the germany nobody's sitting here but jabbing you with a vaccine you're free to do as you please but you aren't free from the consequences of your actions yeah it's kind of like it's not illegal to be an a-hole you just shouldn't be an a-hole there are many things in life that are bad that aren't specifically illegal but people are also right to call you out on it if you become a social outcast because you mistreat people around you that's that's that's pretty natural we're the only species that drinks milk after infancy dairy is bad for you we're also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies karen let me eat my cheese in peace [Laughter] short-term side effects such as heart brain inflammation paralysis and even death i'm not willing to take that risk and boy do i have some news for you about cole with long-term effects how the turntables uh hi welcome to the the click academy oh let me see here you dropped something oh it's your iq it seems to have broken i'm so sorry uh it's it's okay though you didn't have that much to start with anyway my god the sass oh the sass is real i'm so sassy i can't believe it i'm so sassy i have so much freedom with this microphone i freaking oh my arm hurt i freaking love it i love it it's so good i can still i can do squats while making videos i can do everything at the same time because i am a empowered corki boss babe one star on friday november the first around 11 a.m i stopped by this bloorbloor blurb starbucks and had the worst customer service i have experienced in my life i bought a breakfast sandwich that's not a starbucks i didn't have a chance to eat it for about an hour i stopped at this starbucks and asked them if they could reheat it for me the girl at the counter i don't have her name said no they can't do that i asked why and she said it's a hell violation i asked her to make another sandwich and she said no we can't do that and that i can buy another sandwich if i want any decent person would have either reheated a sandwich it would have offered to make me a new one you forgot to eat your sandwich so we got cold and therefore you deserve it two for one price what are you insane these are the type of people that would destroy a business i think it's the other way around they don't give away free stuff for no good reason and they also don't let you violate health guidelines i think it's the opposite i think it's these kind of people that hold it together you are the one destroying yes what are you talking about have to run some errands soon this should be fun get your mask off my child's face oh the bravery oh my god being anti-vex is all about your freedom i'm sorry but your husband and son have died to covet see i'm free oh that's the agenda behind all of it um it makes more sense now it makes more sense there's actually a motive i always think that's so funny with these conspiracy theories like okay why would your doctor fake telling you that you need to wear a mask he's like ha ha i spent like 10 years of my life becoming a doctor and working my butt off for many years so i could finally tell people to wear a little silly cloth piece on their face my evil plan has come true one thing about conspiracy as well which is a nice little side rant a good rule that i kind of try to use for myself a good rule of thumb when people bring up conspiracy theories a lot of them are just ludicrous to the point where you don't really have to acknowledge it but one really solid piece of argument is that the more people would that would have to be involved in a conspiracy the less likely it is to be true because someone somewhere is is going to leak parts of that information at some point it's really difficult to have a large amount of people keeping a secret so the larger and the more people having to be involved in the conspiracy the less likely it is to be true basically also a very common theme when it comes to conspiracy theories is just a complete lack of like motive i will send you thoughts and prayers huh thank you dear lord satan please [ __ ] this man aim at you [ __ ] you not the kind operation thoughts you would think i will make a satanic sacrifice in your name susan oh you're so sweat oh every like is one satan our girls are in grave danger i'm working on all fronts to try to get the most vulnerable out but the u.s embassy has ignored my pleas i'm trying all other means please help all you can and thank all kind friends who've helped and is a link to a organization you're so lucky you can refer to them as girls you will be burned at the stake for doing so in u.s soils that would be considered too binary appreciate what you have there not even kidding wow what a way to like shoehorn a completely unrelated debate into this and try to make something that is really not a big deal into this massive issue and you're comparing it to people having to escape their country oh my god i don't like the wokeness on social media so you you should be luckier where you are the brains is it a thing i'm sorry ma'am there's nothing more i can do i want to speak to your matter country manager rxd mom demands babysitter paying hundreds for emotional damage after feeding kids nuggets nuggies are pretty cool yo so it should be the other way around notice if you're grouchy irritable or just plain mean there will be a 10 charge for putting up with you it's like a swear jar but for karen's it's a karen jar i love this oh taking your young kid in a 93 fahrenheit heater for test masks ah that's a follow science please don't use that word my god i don't think you know what it means science is not facebook they're not like interchangeable concepts okay that was my death i want to speak german i am the manager actual karen says to give your kid horse dewormer for covid take blabla and children should be on zinc and elderberry gummies as well as a multivitamin how do you know how much to take i take 10 years over age bourbon i have a big old bottle of it will give her a rescue dog so i've been on the street since you know it's a veterinarian t-wormer for dogs how is this gonna it's for what no outside food or drinks and yes this means coffee because coffee is a drink how many carrots went here for you to having to clarify that specifically no karen you can talk to the manager carrots when they find out there is no manager to talk to ah my only source of sustenance in this world vaccine research anti-wax research oh yes indeed but the one on the top is obviously corrupt and doesn't have the powerful tools of facebook mom groups karen i can't trust vaccines since i have no clue what's in them then how can you trust painkillers or anything for that matter like most of the products we use nowadays we don't really understand what's in them i don't think you fully understand what's in like the regular shampoo you use the thing with life in general especially in modern society is that as we evolved as humans we went from being generalists to specialists way back in the day way way way way back we basically well we had probably somewhat specialized people in our tribes and stuff like that but most people did a lot of things we didn't have a specialized infrastructure or or people with very specific jobs that came later because every single job that was building on top of knowledge that took such a long time to get into that you simply cannot be an expert in everything it takes too much time because we have too much knowledge and technology and complexity piled up in our society so you cannot know about all these things and you need to be able to trust experts in certain fields you shouldn't trust people blindly sometimes people do have bad intentions but for the most part experts that know what they're doing know much more than you do in their field of expertise i think that's something everyone should be somewhat humble about at least so anyway karen oh that's a good yeah this is gonna be good every teacher should stand up and refuse to wear a mask they cannot fire all of you masks do not work kids need to see their teacher's face and their smile seeing a smile is more important than being safe all right cool kids are taught to fear their friend and other humans right can you imagine that when the bubonic plague broke out you're making them fear each other everyone should hug to get over the symptoms masks are proven to not stop the virus by what's your source the cdc just came out with a report that said the vast majority of people that have come down with co with war masks all the time yeah because a mask mainly stops you from infecting others it doesn't make you a hundred percent immune just like a condom won't prevent a hundred percent the preggy peggies but as they're saying oh this couple over here got preggo even though they were using a condom let's remove condoms from everyone what do you think is gonna happen karen what do you think do you think the number is gonna increase perhaps what a freaking mystery oh my god sorry uh moving on vast majority the poorest in all master lard and virus wake up start being americans no i'm i am not never have been thank you if your employer mandates all mask employees need to refuse all teachers need to refuse mass causes more health problems that they prevent like what i think the worst thing i ever had with a masculine is when i still had a mustache it got like sweaty and stuff a bit faster than if i didn't wear it that's about it we are starting to look more and more like china all the time but if i refuse to wear the shite mask oh this is on bumble i think it's a dating app it's a cross post then you're part of the problem yep and i couldn't care less why why would i because people are getting sick and i'm dying and and you can prevent it by wearing a mask and getting vaccinated why would i do that your profile says don't waste your time my profile says where i'm asking get vaccinated why swipe on me if you have those options they just want to argue they want to try to win you over to the dark side oh my god suburban high school freshman suspended after refusing to wear a mask she knows she has the right to make decisions about her own body showing people around you respect is not the same thing that would be like going into someone else's house smoking indoors and when they ask you hey i don't want to use the smoke inside my house they're like if my body is like yeah but it's my house and that's the thing it's all of our society it's not that the world doesn't revolve around you this isn't about just your body it's about other people's bodies you infect too so in fact the argument is my body is something everyone else could use as well and it's a dumb argument in this case don't do it and as previously mentioned right and respect goes two ways little bad girl getting escorted from school and refusing to wear a useless face diaper in the sweltering heat i guarantee this girl won't have a meaningless and boring life oh my god she's gonna get facebook famous karen i will burn your house down this is not an empty threat me threaten scaring back karen oh my god i would have thunk it take action hey guys i need your help middle school is holding one child blah blah style rosa parks style hostage all right in the principal office and refusing to wear a mask the kid is crying but holding his ground the mother is going to sit with him in the office but they are not moving we need to support them word of mouth asap get this out to all your friends i don't care if they're in blah blah blah blah blah bring your bullhorn send your voice send this out to everybody you know my god it's a yeah rice up baby it's wow so i wonder which side of history you're gonna be on unmask my children my child my choice you might be a legal guardian but they're not like property aunt karen happy jesus christ all right well that's good get finished thank you everyone for watching this beautiful video i do hope it educated you all your beautiful beautiful little beans and remember to shower your beans stay safe out there and i hope an awesome rest of your day

Channel: The Click

Views: 441,432

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: DNLrtFZ_t40

Length: 27min 28sec (1648 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 22 2021