- Ross, you need some help?
- From you? [sobbing]
Yes, please! [clearing throat] [sobbing] First of all, "Utah"? Dude, you can't
just make stuff up. [instrumental music] I hate America! When I finish this game,
I swear I am moving. [door opening] Hey! Tag's still
talking to the police? Yeah, ohh! Why, damn it,
why did I open my mouth? I have a crush on you.
I am attracted to you. Gee, I-I know that
I freaked him out. If you said it like that,
you probably did, yeah. Hey, is Chandler here? Uh, no, no,
he went for a walk. Okay, but you cannot tell him.
But look whose back! [Rachel gasping] - H-h-hi!
- Oh, no, no, no. He went over to Ross's
to bring the dog back here! Oh, no, the dog's
not going to be there! You think? Hi, honey. Please, please, please,
don't be mad at me. - What? Why, why would--
- Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't. Okay, I went over to Ross's
apartment to bring back Clunkers. You know, for you, and.. [clears throat]
I left the door open
and she must have.. ...gotten out,
and I looked everywhere all over the apartment including
the roof, which FYI, Ross one of your neighbors,
growing weed. I couldn't find him and I am so, so, so, sorry. But...I do know where
we can all go ease the pain. We have good news,
look who's back! Hi! Clunkers? Oh, my God! That's right, she came back
all by herself. It's a Thanksgiving miracle! It is so good to see you! Yeah, she came all the way
back from Ross's building. Oh, the things
she must have seen! And then she climbed up
the fire escape and she tapped on the window
with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in.. I went too far, didn't I? When should I have stopped? [instrumental music] Okay, maybe this is so hard because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something,
I have 49 states and there are no more! I-I think, I should be
able to eat something. It's up to you. [shrieking] - Oh, hi! How are you doing?
- I'm okay. I gotta go down
to the police station and look at mug shots. Oh! Thanks for having me over,
you guys. Tag? Y-you're going? Uh...we didn't, uh we didn't get
a chance to talk. Uh, so, where-where did you
say you're from again? - Colorado.
- Ah, what good are you. Look, um...I think
we should talk about what happened on the terrace. - Okay.
- Uh.. ...I-I never should have said
what I said. It.. You know what? It just
doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so
nothing could really ever happen between us,
and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday and-and never talk
about this again...okay? Big day Monday, lots to do. So we okay? Um...I'm not. Oh, God, I knew it,
I freaked you out. No, you didn't. The only thing
that freaked me out was you saying that nothing
could ever happen between us. Really? Yeah. So please don't fire me
for doing this. Okay, well, that's one less
thing we have to do on Monday.
