Ronaldo Vs Messi & Maguire in FIFA!

W up my goats since Maguire helped Messi rig our last game I will now play against them both and show you all who the real goat is don't you mean who the real camel is shut good one pessy bro we are on the same team today don't call me pessy nobody asked pessy Maguire is Savage we need to have good chemistry if we want to beat Caldo so be a team player today Maguire whatever line will yappy now which goal do I score on again the left one score right one BR don't listen to go to the right it's the left goal bro trust me Maguire so much information I don't know anymore ah oh my Antonella what is wrong with you bro wait oh so we are England never mind I got it now this is going to be fun hey hey Messi I will pass it to you but pass it back to okay all right fine here you go now let's try the TIY T what in the world cup are you doing bro I tried to do one of those long shots Ronaldo always talks about when we play War Zone bro has less ball control than Lukaku and is trying long shots man oh man this might be more difficult than I thought I had him as a teammate for more than a year so stop complaining like an Arsenal fan and watch this goated gold baby the are you doing wait watch this chill ass flick to rapael Leo who could have scored but passes it back for an insane bicycle kick in the eye Ronaldo is cooking us right now Maguire even my inter Miami teammates defend better than you bro oh my Sir Alex well really bro you can't say that sort of stuff Messi that's just too far yeah but he he's just so H okay okay Maguire I didn't mean it I want to die thanks to you Messi oh my Antonella no Maguire don't say that bro I'm sorry you are my friend please bro what can I do to make up for it what what are you talking about bro I just meant that I want to die in this game of clash Royale because it was distracting me and you motivated me to focus more on this game of FIFA so let's win against that penaldo loser baby all right well watch that shot was even softer than hen's hair bro that joke is getting even older than Luca modri is that even possible because I heard rumors that this dude is even older than his well an entire country LOL doot dribbles into space and passes it to Bernardo Silva take this this is why all my friends call You acoustic messy bro watch out heal ha hey wait a second isn't zlaten your only friend Maguire H well I like to call us Blood Brothers but yeah well I guess so so he calls me acoustic the thing is uh no comment so Maguire who do you think is going to win the Euros this year bro I don't know probably Argentina or something bro they aren't even in the Euros Ronaldo stopped distracting us bro we are on the attack messy quickly pass it to Maguire I know what to do I call this the reverse own goal shot whoop that is why they call me the goat baby nobody in the entire Multiverse calls you the goat Maguire your mom says otherwise hey hey hey hey what the no mom jokes allow you stinky square head Maguire you know that is our only rule bro say sorry to Ronaldo right now his mom is a lovely woman app wump wump okay sorry Ronaldo n he said wump wump Messi I don't accept this okay Maguire you now officially get a yellow card one more mom joke and you are out and we lose so behave yourself I scored a sick goal and get a yellow card this might be rigged man Messi I was hate watching some of your highlights but also learned a new move watch this anchor of Ronaldo anchor of Ronaldo anal red card red card Messi has anger issues bro bro tried to copy my move but went to his own signature move called the diving camel wait what no way that was a red card so rigged that is karma for that one time you quick sold my informed Ronaldo card when I went to pee Oh My Antonella for the last time bro I dropped the controller and it suddenly quick sold the card it wasn't me the PlayStation wasn't even on when I left you lying rigger yeah the PlayStation fell too and turned on FIFA bro but if you don't want to believe me fine bro probably also thinks the Earth is flat dumbass Naldo good job little messy keep running and cross the ball to me for a bicycle kiss uh do you mean a bicycle kick no bro what even is that well no way I will cross it now here watch this this shot is called the mass plus is better than Prime feed 2 uh oh my Sir Alex first bro steals like three balandor and now he steals ksis and Logan Paul's drink idea how are you not in jail yet they can't put him in jail because Messi can just walk out underneath the bars that little ha shut your rusty mouth bro messy run into space bro like do something what do you mean just pass the ball to me here uh let's go oh no man Ronaldo is diving again no way pessy got even more red cards than he has fairly won balandor thanks for that Messi you are the one that lost the ah never mind screw this game watch out Maguire Ronaldo is trying to score a tap in again not this time pessy because this will be a beauty ha what pford is acting like Prime Buffon today man head the ball Messi out Dam nice pette Ronaldo ha stop joking bro now he's going to score Ronaldo ah this Pickford guy is crazy hey guys what do you call a medieval English goalkeeper that loves gaming Maguire this isn't the time for jokes pick fortnite Ha Messi sometimes I feel like we are the only two normal football players on this Earth man yeah bro I agree dude just made a fortnite joke about his goalkeeper and did a dab right next to me and then took his shirt off yeah because it's warm in Miami I me now focus pessy and stop Ronaldo this has to be it for Cristiano no no no the ball just won't go in that's what your mom uh I mean that's what she said hey hey hey watch this guy is Anchor Kane anchor Kane anchor Kane anchor Ane anchor Kane anchor Anor what is this ring T oh my Sir Alex you guys are so lucky man I was taking it easy on you guys because Maguire is on your team but screw it now I will play serious anchor of Ronaldo anchor Ronaldo Anor ah man this is too cringe man I don't need that anchor tactic anyways you only say that cuz you can't dribble past more than two players like me lose Ronaldo oh yeah then what is this you Burger Merchant for Georgina Ronaldo missed even harder than zattin misses the toilet when peeing which was kind of annoying cuz I had to clean it up but oh well man oh man the one time I dedicate a goal to someone besides myself and I miss never again messy get the AE bro what are you doing oh my Eric 10 haags belly button how acoustic can you be messy man bro what that was clearly offside like is the linesman Stevie Wonder or something cry about it you hot dog sucker H oh my Antonella Maguire do something bro you are being even more useless than Prime Anthony don't worry Messi I think Ronaldo is trying to score on his own goal here he not no no goal go goal goal this is unbelievable Maguire for the last time we are England and that was our goal you Rusty own goal scoring square head uh Messi I know you mean well but if that was our goal then why did I let Ronaldo score because there is something wrong with you first Eric ten Haag my friends the entire man united fan base my entire family and now you too Messi man oh man why is everyone a hater these days Maguire you did great bro keep it up no thanks Chrissy here you can get the ball bro n Maguire is just is trolling at this point why do you give that Camel the ball man because he wanted to see this hot Mis CL from Hell shot a so close silly Ronaldo that wasn't the hot Mis C from Hell shot but the camel shot get your facts right Savage we will see who will laugh when I score another goal you not eight pack having idiots bro this isn't fair man my teammate is a bigger bottler than Arsenal can I kick Maguire from my team come on man Messi we can still win don't you remember what zlaten always says the game isn't over until zlaten says so uh fine but I'm very close to just kick you off team Maguire so Step It Up Messi has Maguire as a teammate for half a video and already sounds like a man united fan ha here Messi take the ball and shoot ah oh no I lost the ball to a camel I said Step It Up not be yourself come on Maguire Bruno Fernandez going for the fourth ah what the Tottenham where did that keeper come from probably from the same place that Maguire came from the depths of Hell get it because he is a red devil and uh never mind you guys have no humor also Maguire what the was that you're way too lame joke not only lost you some viewers but also lost me so many brain cells I accidentally shot the ball into the crowd so please never make jokes again for Christian oh man this keeper is just too good also Maguire I have this Channel with Messi for over a year now and can confidently say his jokes are actually pretty fire so shut up thank you bro I appreciate that no problem bro how does it go again red panda Maguire red panda Maguire red panda ah ah it is ankor a messy bro and only average height argentinians can do that move bro said average height not going to lie Messi I'm starting to get annoyed at Maguire now too man like we always fight a lot but there is still a Vibe but Maguire is just in his own square head having world and it's just a bit annoying yeah I agree bro maybe next episode we can just play the new Euros game mode and be on the same team Ronaldo all right let's do that if we hit 419,000 subscribers you filthy penalty lover want to get rid of me Ronaldo all right bet I just send a text now watch what happens bro Maguire at least try to do something bro like what in the world cup are you doing bro what am I even doing wrong you are literally defending the wrong Portugal player oh my Antonella this is insane sorry Messi but I have to do this IG flick baby haah wait what who is that uh oh no so this is what you are doing when you say you are training for the Euros Christian no baby no I uh I was doing my three-hour abs workout but then Messi asked to quickly record a video but uh I uh so you have all the time in the world for Messi who you always complain about but no time for your wife on our anniversary is that what you are saying Cristiano no of course not baby I was going to go to you right after this game but okay sorry I should have not played how did you know I was gaming anyways well I got an anonymous text from some guy called squarehead that told me you were gaming and being a toxic camel or something and I couldn't believe you would betray me like that what no way you snitched me Maguire he he in your face uh no way that's low even for you squarehead so are you going to stop now or do I have to unplug the PlayStation myself please baby let me just finish this one game I'm winning 42 and wanted to still try a bicycle kick please honey bun well if you don't want to stop I will just do it myself no please baby no no oh my Antonella we lost the connection to Ronaldo thanks to you Maguire ha boom baby that means we won right no and you know what get out of my house right now goats I will play the special Euros game mode with Ronaldo if we hit 419,000 subscribers and we'll never ever team up with Maguire again same old same old subscribe and I give message Balor

Channel: Messi & Ronaldo Plays

Views: 5,416

Keywords: Messi, Ronaldo, Messi vs Ronaldo, Messi and Ronaldo plays, Messi and Ronaldo play fifa, Fifa, Messi plays fifa, Ronaldo plays fifa, Fc 24, EA sports fc 24, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi

Id: k1nrzQ6EyQY

Length: 9min 1sec (541 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 23 2024