Romesh Ranganathan Talks About His Show, Asian Provocateur | Full Interview | Alan Carr: Chatty Man

hello hello my love what's this stuff come on it's a string card sort of got told abandoned in Scotland it's called a pickle back and what you have is you have a shot of whiskey and then you have a shot of pickle juice up it's honestly now now it's off the charts good like honestly it's wicked lie up I'm not lying they were told to about it why well I am against the skip vomiting it is [ __ ] I'm telling it all change your life have you got four glasses no no listen last time I've been I'm can I be honest in here yeah I can't even remember you being on I was so hammered I woke up the next and away what did i do last night I had a chat show yeah call me Rama Shuang Ganga you Gazi I banging on about how no I can tell you looking at me or not it was in it you saw what I was pissed about that I could have sorry sorry anyway it's show ever shot then yeah like you threw the pickle juice okay right if you pull those up because I don't want to do that nothing difficult distinct so you don't finger it out mo you got don't put any - come on me go do I smell a fish when she comes down for the Juicin oh this is gonna be the fish okay so what you do mm neck the whiskey yeah and then I don't know just like quick Cano right ready three two one go [Applause] [Music] how could it be honest with you Oh Dyson is good as a hoe but it does play the title game I think I want more vacuum no worry go talk about your new show action Asian provocateurs a told BBC free at the moment and it look he's been called a cross between an Idiot Abroad and who do you think you are yeah the kind of Oasis idiot how'd it go distracted no that's right you know sort of the whole idea was that my mum was concerned I didn't know enough about my sri lankan heritage so we decided that she would organize the activities i do in sri lanka sort of get an idea but get connected with my heritage so that's basically the whole idea behind it yeah so I just go out and and basically force-fed Sri Lanka that's how it works because I could believe that in the episode one with the chicken what the thing is is that my mum thought would be nice for like the start of the journey to have like a blessing like a religious blessing but there was some sort of miscommunication because that's nothing that my mum has anything to do like basically they just took me to a village they put me in this like bamboo cage and then this guy's of like got possessed and started freaking out and then yeah we had a sword and he was like flailing the sword around and then he just robbed my head with a chicken and the worst thing about your chicken I don't know if it's worse or better but the chicken wasn't dead it was no it was like stoned but they sort of gave it a blow back and then he sort of an arm I'm properly chilled out now mr. Ramos and then and then the guys but I'd like just dry in my head with a chicken and then after it finished just put it down in a different shake it off and then just walks off like you're not going up my nose but you're a beacon I mean and they also you that they tell you to go with this spearfishing stilt fishing yeah yeah well I saw a beggar their father my name gave me swimming Rhino vouchers you know inappropriate it's not right yeah well I sort of thought the thing is start being vegan is a bit of a first world privilege so I didn't want to turn up these guys like made their living from fishing a ton of liberal I think is actually disgusting what you do so I decided to do it but I did sort of sabotage it look I didn't actually want to catch a fish the base of whapping is i sat on a stick for four hours let's go exciting show I hope your work is good there is Michelle you met a lot your relative your uncle never turned up to meet you at the air on below donut or bomber coffee but basically the first episode my uncle he didn't turn up to most of it like he barely mine like she knew it was a TV show yeah at the airport he didn't show up yeah good like an act like went to be an experienced thing he didn't show up in the end that episode I made friends with his driver he kept sending me pics innit aravinda kept sending his driver to pick me up of that and we ended up forming a relate well I ended up being my own take yeah smash the [ __ ] out of our window oh well let's have a look at a clip this is Ramesh learning to drive a tuk-tuk in the brilliance of God the British Asian provocative but no offense the real style of the show is your mum and it's auntie [ __ ] off my teacher she's looking for more TV work there's the show she has got out of control night you know what I thought would be a lot of nice little cute thing to get a you know have a little come here in the show but she's got out of control man she's like everyone's gonna she's so much funnier than you and then my mom said everybody's saying I'm a better comedian than you know me I think that agent wants a different than me now la Binet mammal on me right just today we went shopping and there's somebody to Italy mom you should have your own show well look on chatting and we like to make dreams come true we go so we thought we'd give our around chatty man this is the first episode of shanty ragga Nathan chatty mum cue the title [Applause] welcome to shanty engenheiro and chatty mom my guests tonight are my son Romi having a dolly of how happy I am for your success we don't mean that for which not anything I'll be able to ask you Alan when my son was on your show last time you made fun of his lazy eye yeah what would you do why would he do that you plan on Pat for now [Applause] okay yeah yeah I was uh I was drunk and all that's not an exhale air the bloody ignore so this woman was I gave it I think all I said was as just reminded of some of the things that kids used to say in the playground about lazy arse while looking at your one looking for yes yeah one on dem one on dazzle you're on a rush now are you we're telling the truth yeah I was trying to raise awareness as I run a lazy eye charity yeah [Music] for the [ __ ] I miss genuine but lazy art Aryan you think that you know the paint was at a bard and stuff you know in the street with a bucket what's so cool look look look this way [Applause] looking back [Music] knocking God Shantae Danzo thank you promise you have visited free Lanka on his show Asian propagator what have we learned about did you learn anything while you were there did you learn the language no you know I didn't you know I learn a lot but I didn't I didn't learn the language man really learn the language no I learned about me I got I got in touch with my culture and heritage yeah I felt like my love for my mother grew as a result of knowing where she you know I've got a newfound bond with my mum and I realized what a wonderful woman she is I wanna go to Sri Lanka no one they're not welcome you're welcome anytime you're not bloody embassy my mission can I ask ya your devotion oh thank you you're going on a tour for 18z I'm not no yeah I need centre that my grandchildren I'm going to grow up not knowing who they are party happy Oh probably get some money for rinsing isn't this supposed to be light and the time in life hey Logan black [Laughter] yes I am concerned your concern is to do something about that I cancel the tour so like I'm not asking you to cancel the tour I mean I'm not that worried I mean yeah I mean I've worried what we are leaving a wife alone yeah well she's probably got a boyfriend I'm away I'm away for that long I wouldn't buy Motability what about Nicole well I'm not happy with this answer me Jesus course it has gone wrong did you know Easter is not being angry irrational was he an angry child sometimes like he comes on you only can be violent if I tell you the truth he was an angry child yeah but he always have a serious face I don't know why yeah that's mine remember my time three guys yeah not get all that when he's on here yeah you know what you know yeah have you thought that is about activism is we gonna cry now are your favorite who smiles you just say I love you I'm always hiding I mean it's weird I don't smile when I get called a fat belly coconut no one had to accept it [Applause] thank you thank you happy I work the crowd it's somebody we are going to lose some weight [Applause] oh my god no it's not okay Kimmy also cute on your car okay without though we've got [Applause] I'm going to try mum it's right right if somebody government tells me you put a handsome son flex on I think that's a start sentence I said you've got a handsome son flat stomach seemed that video that when you are running yeah looks like a bouncy castle using a shiner that will help you to lose some weight that's will help you outside try yourself to sleep maybe loosen bluddy behg fatty well that's all we have good time for tonight big thank you to my guests Romesh Ranganathan and Alan Carr [Applause] now improv Africa you're also a regular on the new series of The Apprentice you're fired with Jack Dee how tough is it to get a job on that show does that Claude man you know the one who looks like Verne Troyer on hormone replacement I don't I think he's I think he's a very good-looking man I do did one of the your side of him that he was at he's one of the panel and it was frightening so it would be next to him you still worried that he's going to turn to you to analyze what you're wearing and where for how you doing on the show yeah he is intimidate but actually really nice guy oh wait they yeah but just in that context you makes it [ __ ] yourself Tom I mean you had the candidates on your show are they as bigger dicks as they come across on the you know the very my first word wasn't mummy it was mummy and allowed people actually say that well they do so so much that one of them says like they beat every morning I wake up and I get a surge of adrenaline around my body because I think I'm going to be the next big business person so you need medical help you know you might have you got a surge of adrenaline much of it yeah I need a doctor motor start good sign well you've been taking the piss out of the candidates histories but I've heard your bosses and path leads you know this in fact he wants a word with you now have a look at this rubbish have told me to you I don't got [ __ ] and I don't like this takers honestly our so-called comedian like you get on in the world of business I've lied on a selection of red ones that I want you and that [ __ ] Alec are we've got five minutes to shift as much crap as you can and when you come back here we'll find out who's made the most money and someone's gonna enjoy it [Music] okay so this is that gear yeah like you've heard Lord Sugar we've got five minutes what is all this what is this it's that you know that on the apprentice when they got a cell like the skeleton and all that [ __ ] and stuff but this is mega ship this is next time about the budget the apprentice on we've got to try and sell see use them sell the mouse right on right a boy shut up come on then is that a bottle of someone's perfect item what about the trampoline bring the trampoline cut up right come on let's go [Applause] [Music] come on where are you man where are you man oh I'm the Beyonce of selling it doesn't even matter whether you like it I will put a catching on and we will need 1,000 oh one Simon Cowell bamboo's joke nah mate I've already got one come on rubbish sell sell sell come on I am the postman of business I always deliver unless the back you get headaches and I might dump it in a canal gonna buy anything from doing a flower sow you will be trouble in America passes of cloud oh look his little face look at it look you into that kind of big you another photo go like it [Applause] [Music] what's good now guys with the go [Laughter] [Applause] I did a businessman since the day I was born my first word wasn't mummy it was money unplugging things you start singing really achieve got come on I need to be Ramesh also [ __ ] a flop Arya mini-trampoline joining chocolate mini [ __ ] nasty pain there's no magic they flick themselves quickly you've heard of the wall for wall straight well on the [ __ ] Val Compton straight from a mine I'll make sure the trampoline and handle a too much no problem my breaker poker the gadget happen do you know what I'm bored in that whisking I thought I'd be almost happy about is we've kept on integrity yes there's no way I will get fired in this process the only reason low sugar we'll have to pull you finger at me is because he wants me to suck in [Applause] come around they pick that back I listen I did the bulk of the selling we drop new drops a load of stuff and you know I do that people watch I knew it lucky you were lucky when you bumped into a knocko salesman whatever all together we raised a grand total of two pounds 25 can pick up some cardamom you're both sign up it off Robert II love her house arrest in the show thank you for the opportunity Lord Sugar's good now were the rest of the event it good luck with the rest of Asian prerogative time where's your tolls starting fibrin febri yeah just every yes we're good said you know what if you really want to come look it up all right give it up her a mess [Applause] you

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Length: 21min 33sec (1293 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 07 2017