rocket raccoon being iconic for six minutes and twelve seconds straight

[Music] and their use what a bunch of losers in a big hurry to get from something stupid to nothing at all pathetic we'll get this guy you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut what is this thing look how it takes it so cool it's not cool to get help walk by yourself you little gargoyle look at mr. smiles where's your wife oh man what a class a creeper you gotta be kidding I live for the simple things like how much this is gonna hurt itself Rocking the result of illegal genetic and cybernetic experiments on a lower life-form what's a wreck what's a raccoon it's what you are stupid ain't no thing like me let's make something clear this one here is our booty you want to get there you go through up we go through you sleep for the danger awake for the money as for a frickin usual well supposedly this ball bodies fine you attracted so maybe you can work out some sort of trade you must be joking no I really heard they find you attractive I got one plan and that plan requires it's frickin quarnyx battery so figure it out well we can just get it first and improvise [Music] here you go oh I was just kidding about the leg I just need these two things what no I thought it'd be funny wasn't buddy no hey what did he look like hoppin around I had to transfer him 30,000 units I told you I had a plan that was a pretty good plan they crumpled my pants up into a ball that's food they folded or you can't take apart my ship without asking me see what is this touch that it's a bomb a bomb yep and you leave it lying around I was good put it in a box what the box gonna do how about this one no whoa shut up hey what is that that's for if things get really hardcore or if you want to blow up moons no one's blowing up moons you just want to suck the joy out of it you got issues also true I'm why so we could turn you into a frickin chair that's your pet what buy things of extra we're all very fascinated whitey but we'd like to get paid your what I'm gonna do leave it in there I can't believe I got in your parts oh you're making me age riding forth a weapon of my own design rocket it's me for God's sakes we figured it out we're fine how much trying to save us by blowing us up we were only gonna blow you up if they didn't turn you over and how on earth were they gonna turn us over when you only gave them a count of five we didn't have time to work out the minutiae of the plan this is what we get for acting altruistically they are grateful I have a plan you've got a plan yes first of all you're copying me from when I said I had a plan I'm not people say that all the time it's not that unique of a thing to say secondly I don't even believe you have a plan I have part of a plan what percentage I don't know 12% 12% it's real totally fake that is the most real authentic hysterical laugh of my entire life because that is not a plan oh the hell I don't got that long a lifespan anyway now I'm standing y'all happy we're all standing up now bunch of jackasses standing in a circle there's one more thing we need to complete the plan that guy thought no no we don't know seriously [Music] [Music] we'll take care of the people down here company I'm taking orders from a hamster [Music] question what if I see something that I want to take in it belongs to someone else you will be arrested but what if I wanted more than the person who has it still illegal that doesn't follow no I wanted more sir you understand what are you laughing at well I can't have a discussion with this gentleman

Channel: GloriousReign

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Length: 6min 12sec (372 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 17 2018