Robin Williams Helps Matt Damon with His Monologue

let's say late night hosts well they're supposed to tell jokes right from the news right you guys want to hear some jokes yeah unfortunately that's not my forte I'm not a stand-up comedian but I do know people in this town wait a minute hold on Siri who's the best stand-up comedian in the world definitely not Jimmy Kimmel he is not funny at all he is terrible he is human garbage that's a given but do a search for a world-class comedian in the area who might come finish my monologue searching for a world-class comedian in your area I found one fairly close to you well great send him in [Music] [Applause] yeah [Applause] hold on let me just take you for a moment hold on playback sumbitch let's do this a brief shout-out to my fans on skype but I have a new application on my phone it's a moral GPS it's kind of cool the girl you're texting is the same age as your daughter reroute your boys complain about their phones they're saying like you know I've only got two bars I'm all I got listen I'm an alcoholic all I've ever needed was one bar and sometimes even it sounds like your phone is a little off you go Siri where is the Beacon Theater did you see did you say Kevin Bacon was queer no but show me what you found and she sometimes gets insecure you're going Siri where's the nearest electronic store are you dissatisfied with my service right not at all why did you Google Samsung no reason no reason who is Emily none of your business and you doesn't even work in France if you go to France there is no Siri because maybe they have their own name shaggy you go sherry where's the nearest good restaurant it's Paris you idiot they're everywhere put down your digital device go outside and live your life you American [Applause] that is how you do a monologue [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Id: EtVPbUwtsM0

Length: 2min 58sec (178 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 25 2013