Rob Beckett's Baby Carrying Comparison Has Kevin Hart in Stitches! | The Jonathan Ross Show

[Applause] my wife's very intelligent very academic she's got like degrees masters in history she's a teacher and stuff like that and they're like i'm sort of quite like common sense clever like combined we're creating these monsters basically hello more intelligent than me already so i was on a sofa watching telly she passed me a little fairy cake and a wrapper i mean can i have this please daddy i went yeah right shouldn't you open it for me daddy of course i can i opened it she took it looked at me just put it on the sofa like that but what are you doing you can't waste food you can't just leave it on the side you know you opened it she went i didn't open it you did i'm sitting there guys she's right i thought i had to get out of this uh kevin you just had a third baby didn't you i did i did that's why when he said eight months my baby's nine months i wonder you're back on tour yeah yeah well he said it i was like why are you still in the house you got the perfect time to get out the house let me just say to our american friend so you know we had the world cup the world football cup yes our version of football the real football and uh it was a big huge thing yeah now rob's a huge football fan yeah and we got super excited because england who don't traditionally do that well they almost got to the very semi-finals now you were excited and you got so excited you splashed out some cats i mean it ruined my life for a month the world cup i've never been so into anything in my life i got so excited beating columbus on penalties was one of the greatest moments of my life including kids america i'm sorry honestly i've had to be brutally honest cause they say like when the baby's born it's like an amazing moment yeah it's i mean it's it's an experience it's memorable it's memorable you're gonna forget it i've been sort hold on hold on if you're talking about your chinese thing i didn't feel instant love i mean your child might be just like that you're like i can't protect you don't [Applause] what did you feel then well i felt protective okay but the same male would be over carrying a tray of pints oh yeah you didn't want anything yeah i don't want to drop it no of course not is that beer yeah okay so the world cup just happened and then i remember i had to look after the baby during the sweden game and i was watching like that and i get sucked up i poured like you know half a bottle of milk in its ear it felt like a mouth because i was looking i was just oh that's it and the baby's like milk coming out of me and then and then i got over excited i thought we're gonna win it so i bought a ticket to the final we got knocked out but this was a lot of money it was yeah it worked how much was it i don't want to talk about it because i don't know the full amount okay how much did you spend how much did you spend on the ticket thinking you were going to see england you end up watching france play in the world cup final in and around the mortgage wow after a month not the whole lot okay around that how much is your mortgage though i enjoyed it it was money well spent you're being in the sports arena yes i am are you involved with the is it the philadelphia philadelphia eagles i uh i share an experience that's similar the only difference is the team that i support made it they made it to i thought robert they they made it to what we call the super bowl and you know this is my hometown we haven't been there for years and i uh i got a big suite i flew like my friends out and we celebrated we were drinking and you know i had a little bit too much and after we won i said you know what i'm gonna go down and i'm gonna celebrate with the team this is this is my city they need to see me be with the team and i don't know how i made it down to the field but i don't mean you talking to the security i'm just going we were just going yeah and i ended up getting three football player phone numbers well that's i definitely know but we we get down there and you dressed as the eagle [Laughter] i i get down there and i just wanted to take a picture with the trophy that's i wanted to teach you some offspring no i thought the city of philadelphia wanted to see me hold the trophy with the team and the owner i'm gonna get up there and they were just letting me buy i was in places i shouldn't have been because i just kept going i'm kevin hart and i'm drunk i'm drunk off my head they're like sir should you be back here i was like philadelphia i'm kevin hart they need me it's like go go and i finally get to a place to where i got one more person to get through and the security stops me puts his hand on my chest but it happened to be the moment where it was covered on national television yeah so the world saw kevin hart going and this guy go no no no no you just see me like come on man let me up there and i wanted a trophy that's all i wanted i'm so intoxicated that i don't see the trophy go by me the trophy i was right there what i wanted was to just see the trophy take a picture i miss the moment i end up becoming like the biggest meme across social well you know what i think we have a photograph for that you know we can show this moment yeah i mean we can see that you are in an emotional state there yeah yeah this wasn't good for black people the only black person in the middle of this and everybody's looking at me like you shouldn't be here sir if you're just looking to discuss on that woman's face right there that's what i pissed off the most and what you realize is that everybody has credentials i don't i have no idea how i got there i don't look at my eyes yeah damn it i'm embarrassed i'm sorry it's but you know these things happen and no doubt you'll you'll learn and grow from that experience well no because it means if we do it again if we do it again i'm going to go back i don't want to do the same thing again you

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Length: 6min 46sec (406 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 05 2020