r/madlads | When it's medieval day at school...

one time I was late to practice and coach made me run laps my dad was the coach and he drove me to practice this is when you know somebody enjoys being a coach just a little too much hey everyone my name is Jake and welcome to our such mud lads where we look at some mad lads doing mad things while being lads his disclaimer guy named Joe tells Elon that Tesla autopilot chimes are too loud and waking up his baby Tesla honors Joe's request and makes a new setting that lowers alert volume Tesla names it Joe mode I like to think that every now and again it just chimes really loudly just to make Joe mad at my daughter school it's medieval day everyone else what Disney Princess dresses or homemade Knight costumes this kid marches to his own drum hashtag plague dr. respect that is probably the most medieval er of all of them to be fair I like that I left a Google review of the store I'm a janitor at saying it's very clean I hope that got her a promotion well done the very unmasked you lost ralien comedian Hamish Blake once won the heavyweight category in the mist in new york state bodybuilding competition after entering as a joke as he was the only competitor heavy enough to qualify they called me a madman you could just tell he had no idea he was the only one who could qualify but he loved it are slash our thoughts eventually there will be so many human beings that having an original thought will be equivalent to winning the lottery Auto moderator you appear to have submitted a common or unoriginal thought as search it has been or matically removed that bot knows too much Ethan paid you $7 Chipotle ninth grade your venmo balance is now $7 my friend I haven't talked to in years just paid me back for Chipotle from seven years ago Ethan is a man of focus commitment and sheer well Ethan must have been holding that guilt for so long le seven years ago I gotta go make a sandwich BRB le four hours ago okay I'm back I hope le sandwich was worth waiting seven years for that's got to be a good sandwich airline to help passengers avoid screaming babies superb idea a few years ago I was on a long-haul flight between two screaming almost demonic children I pleaded with the stewardess to move me away from them for the sake of my sanity she refused on the ridiculous grounds that I am their father they had a zit the first half not gonna lie Gordon Ramsay gets bitten on the nose by a puffin Rumsey barbecued puffin breast that'll teach him thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery put it in a jail cell with bread and water and when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect his identity I could just imagine them interrogating him trying to get answers robot beads I am NOT a robot capture oh oh no this is how you end the human race right here you don't let the robots become that powerful what piece of pop culture has ruined your first name my name is Karen do you really have to ask to see the manager I feel worse for the kyles of the world in honesty oh look and here's Ellie again I wish time travel was possible two hours ago and then replying to that four years ago guys guess what I'm pretty sure Ellie possesses the power of time travel either that or inspect element one of the other my dad never asks for his picture to be taken then today he asks for his peg and does the most extra dad thing ever this is truly the ultimate dad thing to do that's a very good dad right there even tea poses that probably doesn't know about it so I was at Walmart earlier a lady was looking at frozen turkeys but she couldn't find one big enough she asked the stock boy do these turkeys get any bigger he replied with a straight face no ma'am there darest made my wish my siblings and I were out to dinner with my dad and we started talking about dad jokes we liked all of a sudden my dad goes I've only made three dud jokes my entire life and they're all sitting in front of me right now I guess he can now say he made four dad jokes but if you do like that jokes and funny jokes and awesome stuff like that then you should follow me on Twitter please please follow me on Twitter my aunt the hypocrite my aunt just posted a quote on Facebook that says sex before marriage is not dating it is a sin I commented didn't uncle D marry you because you were pregnant with this cousin and called my mom and told her she will never be speaking to me ever again well just because I did it doesn't mean you're allowed to ah kids these days this is Richard he brought everyone in our French class chocolates and a card because he didn't want anyone to feel left out on Valentine's Day we need more people like Richard I was reading it and I was like oh that he's so whole so and then I scroll down and I'm like yep to all my male followers it's okay to cry it's okay to talk about your feelings and it's okay to take multiple trips to bring in groceries that last one is BS and you know where yeah let's be honest he's just trying to cover up his own insecurities madla catfishing his friend I'm pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I'm coming over so he'll clean the apartment I guess modern problems do require modern solutions I spray deodorant on my balls and I'm on fire happened and now I need to know why my balls are burning and how long this will last cover the affected areas with I see ha it will soothe the burning I want to know how much worse it got but I also want to know why did he do that in the first place Netflix is concerned about some of its users someone watched The Lord of the Rings trilogy 300 times in 2018 according to Netflix my friend you bow to no one at least Netflix are trying to cap but what can they do to help this match why I now live in an Olive Garden bathroom why I'm banned for life from Olive God I mean banned for life seems a bit harsh decided I will no longer be paying taxes what are they gonna do text me more go ahead I won't pay those either oh I'm going to prison the one paid for by my tax dollars sorry didn't pay em now there is no prison I am at least three steps ahead of the government at all times but what if two people didn't pay their taxes you see that's a whole of the question think doctor arrested in Kenya after performing eight successful surgeries I think I remember talking about this in another video but I didn't think it was a I guess the ninth was probably why he was arrested y'all still tweeting on iPhones and androids all the mau tweeted from Red Lobster urine ha this is seriously just getting out of hand is it er I like going to Walmart for fun at Walmart it's the small thing Stan what's your favorite today what's your favorite thing to do in our stores Stan steel I mean what else he is supposed to do that shop for I don't think so this person messaged coca-cola how beautiful is it to find someone who asks for nothing but your company give me your company and that's the story of how I became the CEO of coca-cola hey everyone if you enjoyed that video and you want to see more like it then click on screen right now if you want to see some epically funny jokes then follow me on Twitter which is also on screen right now and in the description but thank you so much for watching and I'll see you very soon

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Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 05 2019